Chapter 254 Come on, Take a Sip of This and Calm Down...
On the forest road leading to downtown Beijing at night, a royal carriage pulled by two tall horses was driving at high speed!
Although it is strange to describe it this way, the carriage was running towards the capital city at a speed of fifty miles per hour, and from the passenger seat of the carriage, Fangran's exasperated screams were heard constantly. .
"Oh!!!! No!!!!"
Holding the reins, Fang Shuzhi looked at him speechlessly as he enjoyed the flow of air rushing towards his face. He could be said to be moaning without any reason:
"Xiao Fang, can you please stop calling me that?"
"I don't! Your car doesn't even have a seat belt, why don't you let me scream! Do you still have any humanity?"
Fangran tightly grasped the handrail of the car railing, looked at the rapidly reversing scenery on both sides with twitching lips, and severely complained about the unsafe design of the car without seat belts.
"Actually, there are such things as seat belts, but they are in the open car at the back..."
The alchemist laughed, and then swung the reins vigorously. The sweaty horse possessed by the ghost seemed to be tirelessly neighing with excitement, and sped up again!
"How about it! Xiao Fang! Doesn't it feel like a fast and furious ride on my carriage that can reach a speed of up to 100 miles per hour!?"
"Bah! Now I only have the feeling that I may be thrown out at the speed of life and death at any time!"
Listening to Fang Shuzhi's proud display, Fangran, who was holding the armrest tightly, turned his head to look left and right, then looked at the two biological motors in front of him with a collapsed outlook and shouted!
And damn, even if this is the soul of a war horse you summoned from an ancient battlefield, it can reach up to 100 miles, which is ridiculous!
How can you make other carriages feel embarrassed like this!
Fangran held on to the armrest tightly, and the wind blew against him and turned him into a killer missile head!
"Xiao Fang! I will teach you the driving skills of this BMW!"
"I told you that it's not a BMW!"
Fang Ran turned a deaf ear to Fang Ran's roar, and started telling Fang Ran about the driving method of the carriage from the beginning. Of course, the most important thing was the core values.
——How to show your identity by driving a carriage and making cool drifts!
Immediately afterwards, the Fang Shu user taught Fangran step by step how to control the two biological motors. After more than a kilometer of practice...
In the end, Fangran held the reins and sat in the driver's seat with a look of collapse.
Fang Shuzhi sat leisurely in the passenger seat, took out a bottle of vodka from the freezer in the compartment behind him, swayed the goblet, put on his sunglasses and enjoyed the breeze and sunshine and said:
"Xiao Fang, master, let me in. Cultivation is personal. It's time to show your true skills."
Fangran silently glanced at the reins in his hands, and the ultimate philosophical question popped into his mind again.
Who am I, where am I, what am I going to do?
I...
Shouldn't I learn to drive?
Why am I sitting here holding the reins of the carriage...
In the end, Fang Ran still refused with a downcast face and Fang Shu made him cry without tears:
"Brother Fang Shu...that I am actually really..."
But before he could finish speaking, Alchemist waved his hand!
"Hey! Xiaofang, don't be afraid, I'm here! Come on, take a sip of this and calm down!"
She held the half-cup of vodka in her hand and gave him a sip.
then...
boom!
Fangran leaned against the armrest, unconscious.
Alchemist: "..."
"Forehead...."
The alchemist looked at the goblet of vodka in which he had barely poured any vodka, with a confused look on his face, and his speechless expression was absurd and incomprehensible.
Um...that...I...I think I gave him a bite just now...
"belch!!!!"
Just when Alchemist was looking at his wine glass in confusion, a wine belch sounded, and Fang Ran sat up straight like a straightened leek!
The waist is straight and the eyes are bright and alert!
Then he suddenly calmed down and put down the reins with a serious look on his face.
Cross your hands on your knees and place them in front of your face.
"Xiao Ke, where are we now?"
Fang Shuzhi, who was watching him suddenly wake up from the side, had a look of surprise on his face. He hesitated and said:
"Um...Xiao Fang, what happened to you just now? Is it your first time driving a carriage and you are too nervous?"
Also, what the hell is Xiao Ke...
"Well, it turns out I'm driving a carriage... Hiccup!!"
Fangran had a look of realization on his face, then his face flushed and he burped!
"Also, don't call me Fang...Hiccup! I'm Sakura, please call me Sakura-chan...Hiccup!!!"
Fangran grabbed the reins and explained to Fang Shu in a serious tone.
Looking at Fang Ran who couldn't help but belch wine, Fang Shuzhi's face twitched, his brows jumped, and he silently guessed an exciting answer in his heart.
I go!
Xiaofang...shouldn't he be...drunk?
But the damn vodka just now didn’t even have a bottle cap! ! !
If Meng Lang knew what Master Fang had done, letting Fangran touch two things that he should least touch at the same time, he would definitely give him a thumbs up and praise him.
hero!
"Xiao Ke, where is our destination...burp!...?"
Fangran turned his head and looked at Fang Shuzhi and asked, his face flushed with scorching eyes, and strangely a little calm.
Fang Shuzhi, who was still stunned and speechless but already drunk with just a little wine, subconsciously replied:
"Xingjiang Plaza in the center of the central city..."
"Okay! Let's... hiccup! Let's go!"
Then Fang Shuzhao saw Fang Ran take a deep breath, raise the reins in an arc, and flick it with a 'pop'!
The two tall horses neighed violently, raised their front legs high, and jumped out with a whoosh!
That momentum, that fierceness, caused the Alchemist sitting on the side to throw his head and was pressed on the chair, with the wine glass almost smeared on his face!
"Fuck!!"
Damn, is this a catapult start?
I don’t think I’ve ever taught you this! ?
Alchemist Fang Shu was worried and looked at Fang Ran as if he was having a seizure!
"Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive! Hiccup! Drive! Drive! Drive!"
The sound of crackling reins and crackling whips sounded one after another!
The two Yin Po horses neighed loudly, the sound of horse hooves was as frequent as heavy rain falling on the ground, and the car body was simply speeding up section by section!
And because Fangran didn't know what stability was, he just swung the reins wildly, causing the car behind to bump as if a vibrator had been inserted!
Clang, clang, clang, vibrate up and down!
"I'm going to kill you!!!"
Fang Shuzhi sat in shock on the dinging passenger seat. His whole body was shaken up and down as if he was frightened. His face was horrified, and all his hair was blown back by the wind! !
At this moment, Fang Shuzhi only had one thought in his mind!
I! Got it! indivual! go!
What the hell is going on with starting at eighty steps! ! ! !
He never expected that he originally took out the Yin Po carriage just to play a joke with Fang Ran, and then went back to the night station to teach him how to drive normally.
But Fang Shu suddenly realized that something was wrong...
Because there are two serious problems.
First, the reason why this 'BMW M7e' can run so fast is naturally not only because the two ghost horses are the souls of war horses from ancient battlefields, but more importantly, it is because of the magical energy value of the Fang Shu user.
After he created such a carriage that consumed mana and turned out to be useless, he was silently despised by all the other participants in the night game. Including this incident, it was also the last time that Su Su said that he did not use his energy. In order to improve his strength, he tinkered with all kinds of weird things.
As for the other question...
Alchemist discovered that the co-pilot did not have a seat belt....
"It's so f*cking awful!!!!"
He hugged the armrest of the seat tightly and let out a loud scream. This was not a matter of sitting in a car at 70 or 80 miles. This damn thing was a full convertible with no blind spots, 3 times at 70 or 80 miles! ! !
On the carriage!
Alchemist felt,
My life has become like a candle in the wind...