Chapter 258 When the Car, Wine, and Microphone Are All in His Hands...

"Hold it in his hand!!!!!!!"

"puff!"

Hearing Fang Ran's loud and roaring singing voice, Fang Shu made him spit out a mouthful of Xuanmai Ganju!

Then he wiped his mouth hurriedly and looked at Fangran in shock!

Damn it! "Horse Pole"! ? ! ?

It turns out there are still prairie-style songs like this in my speakers! ?

At the same time, everyone on Clicquot Avenue heard wild music coming from the carriage that was speeding on the road at an abnormal speed!

The rhythm is strong and contagious, and the maximum volume is so exciting!

Countless handsome men and beauties are in a cheering mood involuntarily. There is nothing you can do about it. You see someone driving a carriage for more than a hundred miles on the side of the road, and they are whizzing past while playing DJ music. You are the same.

This is the situation at the moment. I don’t know how many young men driving luxury cars who were resting on the side of the road to pick up girls raised their sunglasses slightly, whistled in amazement and watched this scene, and then got excited, and the girls stopped talking and turned on The speaker music follows suit!

Then there were two, and more and more people followed in their cars to watch the show!

So the scene suddenly became weird.

On Clicquot Avenue, the motorcycles and police cars of the traffic police brigade are chasing after them desperately, and in the middle are all kinds of luxury car owners who are watching the show and making noises, and they are not afraid of being punished by the traffic police.

The scariest thing is that at the front, a two-horse carriage is racing all the way, and "Horse Pole" is playing at a huge volume, and everyone can clearly hear the sound of the god who is driving the carriage tearing up from the car. Heartbreaking song!

"Give me a white cloud~~~a white flower of imagination!! Give me a breeze~to blow the fragrance of the flowers!!!"

Ah~ I feel it, I feel it!

I feel like I'm on fire!

this moment!

No one can stop me anymore...burp! !

Fangran was completely intoxicated by his own singing. He felt that he who was letting go of his voice, holding the reins, and singing a high-pitched song was the brightest star in the alley!

The alchemist on the side looked at Fangran who was howling at the moment with an expression on his face that was about to cry.

elder brother! elder brother! Why don't you call me brother? ?

Can we stop singing?

You said you wanted to sing a song, but you just turned up the volume at the top of your voice and chose a song with such a weird style as "Horse Rod"!

Do you know how many people are taking pictures of us with their mobile phones now? ?

Alchemist felt that his mentality was shattered. He could only hold the flags and handrails, shivering in the passenger seat and looking at SoulSingerRan who was holding the reins. He looked at this picture of SSR who was completely drunk and was acting crazy. A pose, flicking the long flowing hair that I pretended to have, and holding the microphone high again!

"Give me a chance encounter~~in Qingqing's pasture~~you are in my heart~~"

“The most beautiful clouds!!!”

puff!

Feeling a mouthful of old blood spurting out at 120 kilometers, the alchemist grabbed the armrest and shouted:

“Isn’t this the most dazzling ethnic style!!!”

"Okay, these two songs have the same author...burp!"

Fangran replied while sprinkling water casually between gasping for air.

God's sister's composer...bah...singer!

"The carriage ahead! You are speeding! Please stop immediately! Stop immediately!!"

From behind came the warning sounds from traffic police comrades holding loudspeakers, but...

Completely overshadowed by "Horse Rod"...

The traffic policeman holding the loudspeaker looked dumbfounded. He felt that this was the most absurd and difficult task he had ever done in so many years.

On the avenue, I caught up with a carriage that was traveling at 120 miles and playing "Horse Rod" at a loud volume...

The most damning thing is that they can't catch up with that bastard driving the carriage!

"Xiao Fang! Xiao Fang! Stop it!"

"The endless wilderness is as far as the eye can see~~Your heart is as broad as the earth~~~"

Damn it, I sang back seamlessly! ?

"No! Listen carefully! There are traffic police chasing us!!!"

Fang Shuzhi first listened to Fang Ran singing "Horse Rod" from "The Most Dazzling National Style" without any sense of disobedience.

He was stunned, and then he came back to his senses and shouted angrily!

"Don't worry! They can't catch up with me, the Son of the Wind!"

Fangran also shouted in reply, then took a deep breath and prepared to sing the climax!

But just when he was about to speak, he suddenly frowned, and the classic question came back to his mind again!

Um?

Fangran always feels that his music is not exciting enough! Not passionate enough!

There's something missing in his music that touches people's soul!

But what's missing?

"That's not the point, okay! There's also the son of a goddamn wind!"

Cue the little assistant Alchemist angrily shouted at him.

Looking at the flag in Fang Shu's hand, Fangran suddenly had an epiphany. He suddenly understood what he was still missing even though he was already at his peak!

He grabbed the flag of the Alchemist in one fell swoop!

"Fuck! What are you going to do!"

Fang Shuzhi looked at Fang Ran with a shocked face as he took away his flag, and suddenly felt a super bad feeling in his heart!

Holding the flag of the Fang Shu user, Fangran directly pulled out a piece of women's underwear from the [Chuang Pai] chest and tied it on top!

Then he held a microphone in one hand and a flag and reins in the other. The flag with women's underwear tied to the top fluttered in the wind. Two ghostly horses galloped and neighed. The wind roared and the crowd watched!

At this moment, he is as powerful as a general returning to the city in triumph!

Fangran took a deep breath, feeling that he had completely reached perfection at this moment and was standing at his peak state!

Then the musical accompaniment reached its climax. He raised the microphone high, waved the flag hanging with women's underwear, and sang affectionately in a voice that could be heard by people in the whole street!

"You're a stupid man, you're waving your bra~~ You're a galloping horse, you're acting like a gay!!!"

Alchemist: "Pfft!!!!!!"

Comrades of the traffic police: "Pfft!!!!!!!"

Handsome men and beautiful passers-by: "Pfft!!!!!!"

Top speakers at maximum volume, this moment!

People on the entire Victory Avenue felt that their souls were penetrated by this song!

I don’t know how many people holding their mobile phones were shocked by the singing!

Can you imagine that you were shopping around in the afternoon, and then suddenly someone played a high-energy song at the volume of a concert, singing "You stupid man, you wave your bra", while personally demonstrating how to wave a bra. flag, and then drove the carriage at more than 120 miles and ran past the traffic policeman!

Can you imagine how fucked up that was! ! !

At this moment, such a scene is taking place on Clicquot Avenue!

Many luxury car drivers following behind sprayed directly and almost hit the guardrail next to them!

The carriage leading the front was singing affectionately because of Fang Ran, and the most important thing was that Fang Shu could avoid control without the flags!

He flicked his tail and hit the guardrail!

People who are genuine are jumping on their feet!

Fortunately, there were no other vehicles nearby. After hearing Fang Ran's singing, Fang Shu, whose magic energy was exhausted, felt that he might be completely dead and collapsed in the carriage, with tears streaming down his face.

OMG, it finally stopped. Here... take Xiaofang's car...

It’s no longer a matter of breaking the rules or not breaking the rules.

...

This is simply fatal!

Then Alchemist suddenly thought that the traffic police was still behind him and he had to run quickly!

Countless people around him exclaimed and took out their mobile phones to start filming.

Fortunately, there was fog to cover his face before, Fang Shushi thought to himself, and then he wanted to run away before the traffic police came. Damn it, he was going to be caught. There were so many people around, Fang Shushi could predict it. Tomorrow’s headlines must have their own share!

But the last bit of his magic energy was used up to hold up the shield when the car overturned. At this moment, he was dizzy, and all he could think about was 'a stupid man' and 'waving his bra', and he couldn't stand up.

At this time, he only saw Fangran who had held up a white shield for himself at some point, holding up a flag with a bra attached to it. Like a warrior who was saving the world, Yi Bo Yuntian roared loudly:

"Xiao Ke!! Don't be afraid! I'm here to save you!!!"

Fang Shu couldn't help but feel a little moved when he collapsed, thinking with tears streaming down his face.

Oh my God, at least you are not completely drunk yet, you have some sense, and you still remember me.

Then he saw...

Fangran jumped into the carriage, picked up the stereo and got on the horse in one stride!

Immediately afterwards there was a galloping horse that gradually faded away!

Not forgetting to roar and disappear at the corner of the street!

"Let us be the companions of the mortal world~ live a carefree and unrestrained life~~ ride a horse and have sex! Indulge in Dove's silky smoothness!!!"

Fang Shuzhi, who was left on the spot watching the traffic police and the crowd gradually surrounding him, was left dumbfounded and collapsed.

The little thing in your mouth turns out to be my speaker! ! !