Chapter 723

"Boss, it's not good." Xiao Hei looked at Zhang Tong with some seriousness, and he tried his best to break away from this matter. As a dark knight, Xiao Hei should have no fear, never give in, and always charge forward regardless of life or death. After all, as a perverted creature, this is his characteristic. (Xiaohei grew in the form of a plant in his childhood, and did not transform from a plant into a human form until he was young)

As a dark knight, Xiao Hei shouldn't be so cowardly. Originally, he was supposed to do what Lao Zhang said.

But ah, but, after he came to this world, he began to learn to be bad.

The person who taught him how to be bad was none other than Xiao Xiao who had always played well with him.

Xiao Xiao, Queen of Big Stomach, is Zhang Tong's most caring little cotton-padded jacket employee, and also Xiao Hei's best friend. Think about it, Xiao Hei was summoned from another world by Gao Xiaomin from a million miles away, and he came to this earth with no relatives, feeling the indifference and ruthlessness of this world, and the fact that there is a harsh boss oppressing him all the time. Labor, and even once planned to let him feed his hunger on ninety-five octane gasoline. Fortunately, buying so much gasoline every day is too eye-catching, so a certain boss surnamed Zhang had to give up such a plan, and could only let Xiao Hei eat butter, lard, and tallow to satisfy his hunger.

Xiao Hei doesn't have much cooking skills either. Before meeting Xiao Xiao, what he ate most was butter and sugar. To put it simply, it is a large piece of yellow, milk-flavored butter rolled in white sugar, and then bitten off. Butter flowed from the corner of his mouth when he was eating. Do you think it is delicious?

No, I'm afraid most people will get so sick of it that they want to vomit just thinking about it. That is to say, Xiao Hei's characteristics as a dark knight make him not picky eaters, as long as it can provide calories, he likes it.

After Xiao Xiao met Xiao Hei, she thought that she had met a big stomach king who had the same disease, so she taught Xiao Hei a lot of cooking methods. And she also took a part of her precious one-year unlimited lunch to give to Xiao Hei.

After playing well with Xiao Xiao, Xiao Hei no longer has to live a life of butter sandwiching cotton candy belly. At least Xiao Xiao still knows how to make fried pork chops.

At the same time, Xiao Xiao also taught him a lot of common sense to survive in this world. Because judging from the identity that Lao Zhang had disguised for Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei was a descendant of a hunter who had been hiding in the Greater Khingan Mountains in the northeast and knew nothing about this world.

And Xiao Xiao acts as Xiao Hei's life mentor in this world.

For example, Xiao Xiao taught Xiao Hei: "See those in uniform? Those are all government officials."

"Public servants?" Sitting on a stool, Xiao Hei, who was holding steaming roasted yams in his hands, listened carefully, and asked questions from time to time: "What is a public servant?"

"Civil servants are for the government. Just like Jiang Hua, who often comes to our restaurant to eat, she is a civil servant. These people in uniform represent the public power of this society." Xiao Xiao said simply.

"Oh, that means they are working for the king." Xiao Hei, who had just come from another world, understood everything Xiao Xiao said in his own way.

"Well, it's not bad for you to understand this way. I didn't expect that you, a person who lives in Daxing'an Mountains, can watch TV. Did you learn from Huanzhugege or Little Swallow?" Xiao Xiao seemed to ask the same question. Well, as modern people, many people learn their historical knowledge from "Little Swallow" or Zhen Huan. This can be regarded as a contemporary feature.

"Anyway, you need to know, these civil servants, you'd better not offend them."

"Don't offend, are you saying that you can't cut them with a knife?"

"Pfft~Of course not!" Xiao Xiao, who was just about to take a sip of Coca-Cola to moisten her throat, gestured X seriously.

"What about hitting them over the head with a stick?"

"No way!"

"Then what about roasting them with hell fire? Let me tell you, it's interesting when you roast things with fire..."

"Resolutely, definitely, definitely, no!" With a touch, Xiao Xiao almost ran away, and she smashed a table with a punch: "Let me tell you, in the big forest, no one can control you .But roasting people here is absolutely not allowed! Also, you can’t set fire in the forest in the future!”

"Why?"

"Set fire to the mountain, and sit in prison!" Xiao Xiao read out the positive energy lines loudly: "The state owns the state law, and the family has family law. If you dare to set fire in the forest again, I will blow your dog's head!"

After thinking about it seriously, Xiao Hei said: "You can't hit. With your current strength, the strongest explosive power of your punch is 25 tons of impact force. This is still because you are fully fed and stored. When the energy is full. But under normal circumstances, you still need to train. Training will consume most of your storage, so you basically have little chance to make the strongest burst. With normal normal attacks, you normally The explosive power of a punch in the state is about one ton, and it can hit fifty to sixty times in a row."

"And your fist with a ton of impact can't break through my defense. It's like in the game that my character has full-level epic equipment, but you are just a goblin holding a wooden stick. Goblins can't deal with it. I did the damage."

"Even if you burst out with all your strength, there is a big flaw because the forward swing time is too long. When you are about to use it, I can already dodge it. So in various aspects, you are not Maybe blow my dog's head off. Besides, I don't have a dog's head either. I'm not a dog." Xiao Hei rationally analyzed why Xiao Xiao couldn't blow up his dog's head.

What he said was so reasonable that it was impossible to refute it. But sometimes it is reasonable to say that if you win, does it mean that you really won?

Xiao Xiao gritted her teeth and looked at Xiao Hei: "Xiao Hei!"

"What are you doing?"

"Bring your face closer."

"Um?"

"See if I don't tear your mouth off!!!"

The furious Xiao Xiao was terrifying, at least on the second day, Xiao Hei took an unprecedented one-day vacation. Even Zhang Tong was curious why the Dark Knight asked for leave. Aren't they sleepless killing machines? In the store, it's just serving dishes, sweeping the floor and washing dishes, can it be more tiring than killing people?

However, Xiao Hei took a leave of absence according to Xiao Xiao's instructions, and gave a reason that Zhang Tong could not refuse.

"Boss, my uncle is here."

"Oh..." Zhang Tong had black lines all over his head. Does the Dark Knight have a menstrual period?

But today, this is Xiao Hei's surprise for Zhang Tong.

"Boss, I really can't kill this man."

"Why?"

"Because if I kill this person, Xiao Xiao will blow my dog's head off!"