Chapter 703 There Are Lots of Troubles

"I said, are we really going to do this?"

"Of course, this is arranged by the superiors."

"But why do I always feel a little bad foreboding?"

"Oh, a hunch? When has your hunch been accurate? Last time, you said that the lottery ticket you bought would definitely win, and you asked me to invest a thousand yuan to buy it with you. It turned out that I did win, and I won two yuan in total. A consolation prize of money. Don't tell me, I didn't lose a thousand yuan."

"hehe."

"Oh, you ass. Thanks to the fact that you are still a language perception department awakener in the special department, I really don't know what your premonition is useful for."

At the corner of a certain street in Hive City, two men were squatting on the street corner, each with a popsicle, chatting while licking it.

Among them, the man holding the raisin ice cream and licking it has no image, and he doesn't care that the milky white raisin ice cream liquid is still standing on the corner of his mouth and said: "That can't be blamed for my inaccurate premonition. Isn't this still a winning prize? It's just that you don't pay." Not making money."

Another man who gnawed at the Yili Ice Factory snorted coldly: "Fart, who said that you can make a lot of money, so I took half a day off in the afternoon. I lost half a day's wages and waited for it to be paid. Earning? This is obviously a blood loss, okay? Our unit organized a dinner that afternoon, okay. King crab and big lobster, okay!"

"?! Can you still eat and drink like this in your group?! Aren't you afraid of being caught by the discipline inspection committee?!"

"Damn it, someone in our group treats guests. Is it okay to spend your own money? Could it be that it is illegal for a civil servant to spend his own money to eat in a five-star hotel?!" The man eating the raisin ice cream breathed After eating the ice cream, his mind shivered when it was so cold.

"The treat is so generous? Has your colleague reached the pinnacle of his life with a promotion and salary increase?"

"Fart, he felt that there was no way out in the office, so he resigned and went home to inherit a family business of tens of millions. His family is in the bathroom business. Now he is the agent of domestic first-line bathroom brands in Huaihai, and he is the general agent .Hey, didn’t you say you want to renovate your house? You can find him for bathroom tiles, the price is very cheap. You can buy the same quality as Marco Polo tiles for one-third of the price.”

The man who gnawed at the Yili Ice Factory wondered if his colleague was someone else's downline, and whether he could get kickbacks for selling these things.

So he simply avoided the topic and said: "Let's talk about the business. Are we really going to kidnap Zhang Tong? Isn't this man one of the top ten outstanding returnees? And he seems to have set up some kind of mutual aid association for returnees recently." , and also helped those who had awakened their abilities, and those who returned home to solve their work problems and so on. Why should we kidnap such people.”

"Hey, be careful what you say. What is kidnapping? We are not kidnapping, OK! We are serious unit personnel, what do we do called kidnapping? Have you seen "Party A and Party B"?"

"Well."

"Do you understand the one in Party A and Party B who [will not tell even if you kill him]?"

"Can you stop telling me about that old-fashioned movie that you guys born in the 1980s watched. I'm born in the 1990s, and the trendy ones are much more fashionable. I don't know what you said."

"Cut~" Just as the man who ate the raisin ice cream popsicle was about to say something, the man who ate the Yili Ice Factory covered his mouth with his hand.

"Don't talk, the target has appeared."

In the line of sight of the two, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes appeared to be a good guy. He walked briskly, with his head held high and his chest held high, as if he wanted to proudly announce to the world: I am the king of the world!

Of course, he didn't do that. Because this is the unique line of George Lucas, no matter how popular his "Star Wars" is in China, the title of truck driver can still make many people brag about him without thinking. It's like being able to turn a second-rate "Battle Angel" into a first-rate one.

But Zhang Tong didn't know George Lucas, and didn't care who he was. After all, Zhang Tong has never watched "Avatar" nor "Star Wars" nor "True Lies". What's so good about the movie. When he was organized to watch this movie, Zhang Tong almost fell asleep. The only time he woke up was when Leonardo picked up a charcoal pencil to draw a human body sketch. Tong to the whole out.

The reason why Zhang Tong is happy now is because his marriage proposal was considered a success. Jiang Hua put on the ring, which is a big step, right?

What, do you think that if you hand over the ring in the proposal, the matter is considered complete and the two can get married? !

Hehe, naive.

Putting on the engagement ring is just the beginning, a dungeon mission ticket called the wedding ceremony. There are so many elite monsters to deal with in this dungeon.

For example, after the proposal was over, Jiang Hua made a request to him.

"Old Zhang, you are proposing to me, right?"

"OK."

"Then I agree." Jiang Hua was very straightforward about this matter. Since he agreed, there is nothing to tweak. It is Jiang Hua's character to do things in a hurry.

"So, you have to hurry up and do the rest of the things."

"Huh? What's the matter?" Zhang Tong was stunned for a moment.

"Engagement ceremony!" Jiang Hua looked at Zhang Tong, and felt that Zhang Tong seemed to be from an alien: "If we want to get married, there must be a whole set of ceremonies. Engagement must have a ceremony. First, the man invites his immediate family members Have a meal and then..."

"I don't have any immediate family here."

"Well, it can be saved. But the woman, that is, my family must not miss it. I have to invite my immediate family members to dinner. Then I have to distribute a pack of sugar and a pack of cigarettes to each family of relatives and friends. To propose a marriage, I have to bring gifts to my house. , This is considered a marriage proposal, and then my family will come here to perform a ceremony, so it can be regarded as a basic engagement ceremony."

"Also, how much money do you have, Old Zhang?" Jiang Hua glanced at Zhang Tong.

"Huh? A little bit, but not much. Because you know, I work in the Homecoming Mutual Aid Association, and I don't rely on it to get money." Zhang Tong is right, his money is from the last time he went to Las Vegas Gath wins. Although the last 100 million US dollars was repudiated by the casino owner, other small bets still won.

"No money, although bride price is not popular in Shuangqing. But my mother is a person who cares about face. How about this, I still keep the bonus from catching Wan Changqing last time. It's tens of millions. I'll give you a million first , You take it as a bride price and send it to my mother. But after that, you will have to pay for the car gift, the change fee for me, the banquet money, and the wedding money. I need to calculate how much money is needed here. "

As Jiang Hua spoke, he turned on the calculator on his mobile phone and began to calculate one by one.

"Let me say that first. The wine for someone's wedding in Shuangqing is placed on the rural dam. But this is impossible in our family. Even if it is placed in our own restaurant, you have to pay for the ingredients for the vegetables. Let’s go out. Then we will invite some relatives from our hometown in the countryside to come, and you can figure out if there are any people you want to invite. This way we can count the number of people, and we may have to book a hotel at that time.”

"Also, if you want to get married, then my wedding dress and your dress have to be ordered. Go to Huaihai Road to find a Hongbang tailor to make two sets of your suit and my wedding dress. It may take a month. Time. I don’t want the kind of wedding dress from the photo studio, it’s rustic, and I don’t know if anyone else has worn it.”

"Also, if we're getting married, do you count it as one or two parties? Are they going to be held together in Huaihai, or a double celebration in Huaihai? Have you invited your best man? Which one are you going to find for your wedding celebration? ? Oh, by the way, I don’t like float parades, and I think Teshabi, we can save this money. By the way, Lao Zhang, do you have anything to add?”

Zhang Tong stood there blankly and shook his head: "No, not anymore."

"Then wait for me to make a list, and you are ready to do the same thing." Jiang Hua waved his hand to make Zhang Tong stay away from him now: "I'm a bit busy now, you go outside first."