Chapter 365 Say Nothing, Everything Is in the Wine
Now Li Lianlong grabbed Zhang Tong's hand and said seriously: "Brother, can you teach me a good way?!" For Li Lianlong, this is not ashamed to ask. Because what Zhang Tong said to him just now, especially those inferences about Gao Xiaomin, were all right! This is indeed the attitude of Gao Xiaomin towards herself now.
Neither warm nor cold, although we are still good friends, but this is not a problem! Li Lianlong likes Gao Xiaomin very much, and he grew up as a childhood sweetheart. When they were three years old, they played house games together. Gao Xiaomin played his wife and Li Lianlong played the husband. From then on, Li Lianlong made up his mind to marry Gao Xiaomin as his wife! Although it is said that the age of three is a bit precocious, it is not surprising, after all, there is a saying that three years old is old!
In the process of growing up, everything is developing as Li Lianlong expected. The only problem is that Gao Xiaomin's family was just an ordinary small businessman back then, and there was not much difference in their identities. But then Gao Xiaomin's family developed slowly. In more than 20 years, the Gao family has grown from a small northern businessman in the late 1980s to early 1990s to a wealthy businessman. However, Li Lianlong's family is still an ordinary small businessman's family, and the family conditions of the two are too different.
"So, I have never dared to confess my love to Xiao Min." Li Lianlong held a bottle of beer in his hand.
"Brother Zhang, don't you know! There are so many people who like Xiao Min in Gada!" After two bottles of Bravely Traveling to the End of the World, Li Lianlong's northern accent came out. Zhang Tong felt a little strange for no reason, because Li Lianlong was old-fashioned, and now he spoke in a bad manner, which always felt weird. This is like a star like Chow Yun-fat and Leslie Cheung saying: "What are you doing, what are you looking at! Look at you again!" It's the same peacekeeping. Zhang Tong felt that Li Lianlong had to have a Hong Kong and Taiwan accent to fit his personality no matter what! You look the same as Zun Long, and you speak the same as Zhao Benshan, who can live with this!
"Xiao Min and I were originally in love with each other. It's the same as the song that Shashe sang: Youda and above lovers are not full, sweet, upset, joyful and chaotic~."
Zhang Tong picked up the wine glass and bumped one with Li Lianlong: "Come here, drink one first." Zhang Tong also had a drink with Li Lianlong, so everyone said that I sing badly, and Li Lianlong, who dares to sing as a superstar, is even worse . Fortunately, I interrupted him, otherwise I might die here today.
After Li Lianlong was interrupted by Zhang Tong, he stopped singing. He drank a bottle of Bravely and poured another bottle. Everyone said that people from the Northeast drink really well. Li Lianlong is really good at the Northeast in this regard.
"Brother Zhang, tell me, Xiao Min and I are in the same school from elementary school to middle school to university, and we have always been in the same class. Do you think my relationship with her is strong?!" Li Lianlong patted the table.
Zhang Tong immediately said: "That's necessary!" Well, Zhang Tong felt that he was a bit of a scumbag after being surrounded by him.
"Let me tell you, Xiao Min and I are considered to be in agreement. But there is a big gap in identity. Xiao Min's family is always rich and rich. From the three northeastern provinces to the northeastern part of Inner Mongolia and the two provinces of southern Henan and northern Henan, no one knows her. The Gao family! It’s building shopping malls, real estate, and Northeast cuisine chain restaurants. Have you heard of Qiaobei?”
Faced with Li Lianlong's inquiry, Zhang Tong shook his head: "no~no~no~"
"Oh, I don't know. It's dei." Li Lianlong didn't want anyone to persuade him to drink, he drank half a bottle himself: "Ton ton ton~ha! Qiaodongbei hasn't opened to the south yet. After all, do you like the Northeast cuisine Nanfangyin? It’s not good to say. But in the Northeast, the business in the Northeast is booming. It occupies half of the restaurants in the North!”
"Tell me Zhang, with the status of Gao Xiaomin's family, my family opened a small hardware company in Tieling, and they can't earn five or six hundred thousand a year. Do you think I dared to confess my love to Xiaomin? Because my family and I are more or less There are some friendships that started at the beginning, so I also go to Xiao Min's house as a guest during the holidays. Do you know that Xiao Min's parents are fine, and all the relatives in her family think that I am close to Xiao Min because of other reasons? What about the picture. Their speech is so ugly! I was so angry that I ran out and hammered trees madly after eating half of my meal."
Zhang Tong ate two peanuts: "Did the tree hammer break?"
"The hammer broke the handle." Li Lianlong replied very bachelor.
Li Lianlong found a pair of chopsticks and picked some from the dishes Zhang Tong prepared to drink with. This is also a ruthless person, the hammer tree broke the handle. That's right, at that time he hadn't crossed over yet, he was just an ordinary person, wouldn't a hammer tree break his hand. Besides, Li Lianlong has a good skin, and it is normal for someone in Gao Xiaomin's family to suspect that he wants to make a fool of himself.
"At that time, I hated it! I didn't have the ability to be looked down upon by others. At that time, I made up my mind to look like a human being, and then I married Gao Xiaomin in a dignified way. It made those who looked down on me in the past very surprised. Let them know what Thirty Years in Hedong and Thirty Years in Hexi are, don't bully young people into poverty!" As the leading actor in Breaking the Sphere, Li Lianlong has no sense of disobedience when he says these words.
Zhang Tong slapped his hands lightly to show his support: "So what happened later?"
"What can we do later! Let's go through time!" Li Lianlong burped after drinking another bottle of Bravely Traveling~"I graduated from university and separated from Xiao Min that day. Two words and only four lines of tears. I set foot on the train going south, planning to come back after being a good person. The train was going to Shenzhen, and a film and television company wanted to sign me to package me. I got on the train and ate a boxed lunch , I had diarrhea after eating, so I ran to the toilet for convenience. I flushed after finishing the solution, but I was also swept away by the current and crossed.”
"Then I went to a world of high martial arts. I just fell down and killed a bully who was bullying the weak during the crossing. In the end, I was picked up by the passing brother of the Changhong Sword Sect and regarded me as a young hero who killed the bully. Then I was accepted as a disciple by the Changhong Sword Sect. Then I knew that I had crossed, so I kept learning swordsmanship, because it is said that as long as I can practice to the highest level and break through the way of heaven and earth, I can shatter the void. Fortunately, I practiced hard in another world It’s been decades! Every day, I practice in closed doors and practice various skills and swordsmanship in order to come back, and then meet Xiao Min.”
Speaking of this, Li Lianlong couldn't help crying as a hero: "But when I just broke through the way of heaven and earth and was about to crush the void, I was transported back. I came back, but Xiao Min hasn't come back yet. I know that many of us now travel Well, I guess Xiao Min may have also time-traveled. So I waited and waited, and tried my best to improve my social status. Just to wait for Xiao Min to come back and I will be right with her, and I will marry her."
"Do you think it's easy for me?!"
Facing Li Lianlong's inquiry, Zhang Tong said solemnly: "It's not easy."
"That's right! I waited for Xiao Min for several years, and then Xiao Min finally came back. But guess what she will do to me after she comes back!" Li Lianlong drank another bottle with tons of tons.
Zhang Tong chewed the beef: "Mostly, I just ignore you. So does Gao Xiaomin. It's really uneducated to have such an infatuated close friend who doesn't want me!"
"Really." Li Lianlong looked at Zhang Tong and agreed with him, so Li Lianlong continued: "So, Brother Zhang, you and Xiao Min are friends in another world, right? Tell me, do you like Xiao Min in the other world? Fucked someone else, and then forgot about me. Is the one she likes a time traveler?"
"If so, what would you like?"
"Be a man! It's either he dies or I die!" Li Lianlong was unexpectedly strong!
Zhang Tong quickly suppressed Li Lianlong: "Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, brother impulsiveness is a devil. Let me tell you, it is actually not difficult to solve Gao Xiaomin's problem."
"How to say?" Li Lianlong's eyes lit up.
"Let me tell you, it doesn't matter whether Gao Xiaomin fell in love with someone else in another world, or suffered from Stockholm Syndrome (Li Lianlong thought for a while: What is that? Zhang Tong: You Baidu, I guessed it recently.) But this is only temporary. In the final analysis, she still lacks company. You have been separated from her for so long, and now you still directly regard yourself as her boyfriend, or a boyfriend candidate. This is not right. Because time and distance have alienated the relationship between the two of you, it's inappropriate for you to pretend that everything is the same as before."
"Then what should we do?!" Li Lianlong had no real experience in chasing girls, not to mention that he had decided to regard Gao Xiaomin as his future wife since he was three years old. Just relying on Li Lianlong's appearance, does he need to chase his girlfriend by himself? nonexistent! The girls lined up to chase him down.
Boys who are handsome and taciturn are called deep and connotative, and boys who are ugly and taciturn are called incapable of communicating and not integrating into the group. Girls who are beautiful and taciturn are called iceberg beauty's aloofness, and girls who are ugly and taciturn are called ugly people. A boy who is handsome and can talk is called EQ and attractive, and a boy who is ugly and can talk is called smooth and sophisticated. A girl who grows beautiful and can talk is called enthusiastic and cheerful, and a girl who grows ugly and can talk is called heartless and silly big sister.
Obviously, Li Lianlong belongs to the good-looking group. Whether he can speak or communicate, it doesn't matter. Because there will always be a licking dog to help him out.
In fact, Li Lianlong has only been licked by others, and has never been someone else's licking dog. But now with Gao Xiaomin's situation, he had to take the initiative to attack, otherwise he wouldn't have a chance. So Zhang Tong gave Li Lianlong another bottle of beer and said: "It's very simple. Start pursuing Gao Xiaomin seriously from the beginning. Create surprises for her and give her more excitement in life. I believe you can do it! If necessary, I will return I can help you as a staff member."
"Really?!" Li Lianlong was very grateful: "Thank you, brother!"
"Oh, you're welcome, you're welcome. Helping others is the foundation of happiness." Zhang Tong shook his hand. At this moment, Zhang Tong felt that he must be very handsome, because didn't he say something: when you stretch out your round hands to help When you are in trouble, you are the most handsome person in the world. Zhang Tong felt that he was worthy of this title.
"Come on, brother, let's go. Don't say anything, everything is in the wine!" Between pushing glasses and changing glasses, Li Lianlong and Zhang Tong already had many, many boxes of beer at their feet...