Chapter 1396 Better to Go Back

Finding the Dragon Balls gave Boomer a sense of adventure back in his youth. It was a time of passion.

When I was a boy of fourteen or fifteen years old, I invented Dragon Ball Radar, and then I started my own adventure without fear.

That's where it all starts.

What would the world be like if I hadn't gone looking for Dragon Balls, met Monkey King, and brought him back from the forest?

Perhaps the earth will be much more peaceful.

But although the earth is peaceful, life will be boring. No adventure, no passion.

I can't meet so many interesting things and interesting people by myself.

Bulma is leading a group of people on a big adventure to find the Dragon Ball.

Other members, including Xiao Xiao and Xiao Hei, stepped up time to strengthen their own strength.

Because the rules of each world are different. The earth is probably the event where the aura is the thinnest.

It is extremely difficult to upgrade every level on Earth.

Dragon Ball undoubtedly belongs to that kind of world full of vitality. A little exercise here can get pretty good results.

As long as an ordinary person on earth is serious and hardworking here, he can practice sports like boxing casually.

Even talent in general can reach the level of Tyson on earth.

So whether it is Dahei, Xiaohei, Xiao Xiao or Tiexin here, they can quickly increase their strength. It's just that after going to the earth, they will be suppressed because of different laws.

While Bulma and the others were carrying out the Dragon Ball adventure, the King of the Northern Realm over there also called all the fighters from all over the earth for a training camp.

"The most terrifying devil in the universe, Frieza is about to attack the earth! We need everyone to work together to fight him!"

"If you don't work hard, the earth may be destroyed! Frieza has already destroyed several planetary systems."

The King of the Northern Realm was admonishing everyone while looking around at this group of earth warriors.

From left to right.

Vegeta, Son Goku, Piccolo, Kobayashi, Son Gohan, Son Goten and Trunks, Tianjin Rice and Dumplings.

Well, the last two feelings are here to make up the number. The fighting power of Tianjin rice and dumplings is too low. Although he has been training hard all these years, his combat power has just reached tens of thousands. Not tickling Frieza enough.

It's ridiculous to say that it is obviously a battle to defend the earth, but the main force is the Nameks and Saiyans. Kobayashi, the strongest man on earth, has been slack in the past two years, and even grew his hair.

Tianjin Fan, who is bald and of the same style, pulled Xiaolin aside very dissatisfied: "What are you doing! I haven't seen you for two years, why do you have the same half-parted cockroach hair style as a fool?!"

"The strong don't need hair, don't you know?! Look at me and Dumpling are both bald!"

Xiaolin waved his hand: "Tianjin fan, there is no way. Because the eighteenth doesn't like me with a bald head. And my current job also stipulates that I need to grow my hair. The bald head looks too fierce."

Tianjin Fan: "What kind of work are you doing?"

Kobayashi: "Traffic police! It's like riding a motorcycle to give someone a ticket."

Looking Xiao Lin up and down, Tianjin Fan said dissatisfiedly: "Xiao Lin, your Qi has become weaker. You are much weaker than when you were fighting with Cell. You had millions of fighting strength at your peak. Now? You are much weaker. What are you doing? went?!"

Xiao Lin scratched his head in embarrassment: "Well, I married No. 18. You know, there are a lot of things to be busy after marriage, so I don't have time to practice martial arts."

Tianjin Fan snorted: "Women are indeed the natural enemies of martial arts. Especially the more beautiful a woman is, the more they are the enemies of martial arts!"

"Xiao Lin, let's get a divorce!" Tianjin Fan clapped Xiao Lin's shoulder with his big hand.

Kobayashi: "Huh?!"

Tianjin Fan looked stern: "There is an old saying that is good: a short man should not marry a beautiful woman. There is another old saying that is good: a poor man should not marry a beautiful woman. There is also an old saying that is good: an ugly man should not marry a beautiful woman." Pretty lady."

"Look at you, you are short, ugly and poor, and your strength is weaker than that of No. 18. Not a good match. Are you married and buying a house now?"

"Ah... this..." Xiaolin thought that he and No. 18 were still renting on Guixian Island.

"You don't have the money to buy a house just by looking at you." Tianjin Fan shook his head: "Xiao Lin, you used to be the strongest person on earth. Now let's see what you look like. By the way, do the traffic police have a housing provident fund?"

Xiao Lin thought for a while: "Yes, but the amount is not high."

Tianjin Fan: "How about the welfare pension?"

Kobayashi: "If you have paid for forty years, you can receive 130,000 yuan a month when you retire."

Tianjin Fan did the math: "130,000, based on current prices. That's equivalent to the food expenses for a husband and wife eating ramen three times a day for a month."

Xiao Lin made calculations like this: "Hey! It seems to be true! This kind of annuity is not enough for me to retire! I still want to buy a house on the 18th. I will still have a mortgage at that time. I am afraid that I will not save enough money for retirement when I retire. ah."

Tianjin Fan shook his head, he looked at the Saiyans and Nameks who were being trained by the King of the North.

Tianjin Fan: "Xiao Lin, you know we're all here to make up the numbers, right?"

Kobayashi: "Huh?"

"I have been pursuing martial arts, but over the years I have discovered more and more. There is a huge gap between us earthlings and Saiyans. It cannot be made up with hard work." Wu Chi Tianjin Fan was a little bit dispirited.

"You see, we didn't train, and the King of the North didn't care about us. Because he knows, we are all here to make up the numbers. I can't even beat a small Cell in the cell game. You are better than me, But at most, he can only be regarded as a high-level miscellaneous soldier."

Something in Xiao Lin's heart was shattered, but he still forced himself to say: "Say...what are you talking about. We are partners who work hard together!"

Tianjin Fan: "It doesn't matter anymore, Kobayashi. We are irrelevant in this cosmic battle. Sorry to say what just made you divorce. Maybe your choice is right."

Kobayashi: "What?"

Tianjin Fan: "Live well, marry a woman you like, and have a child. We and Wukong are two different people. My talent is not high enough, and you are not the same. I thought you could become the hope of our earth people. .”

When Xiaolin heard Tianjin Fan say this, he hesitated a bit: "This...Tianjin Fan, you have too high expectations of me, I..."

"It doesn't matter, Kobayashi." Tianjin Fan shook his head: "Instead of thinking about the Frieza Demon King, which you and I can't get involved in, it's better to think about how to increase your pension and basic income. Also, I heard that Ya Mucha is back too."

"It seems that she and Boulma have gone on an adventure again. I want to meet him." Tianjin Fan said suddenly: "Do you want to go together?"

"It's a training camp."

"It doesn't make sense, we are not Saiyans, two or three months can't improve our level at all. I want to see my old friend for the last time." Tianjin Fan said suddenly: "There are only a few of us who are real earth fighters. I want to spend more time with my friends before Frieza comes."

Kobayashi felt a little strange, but didn't think much about it. He nodded: "What you said makes sense. Then shall we take a leave with the King of the Northern Realm?"

"good."

Tianjin Fan and Xiao Lin's request for leave was quickly approved. Needless to say, the King of the North Realm actually thought they were here to make up the numbers.

And when he heard that Tianjin Fan and Kobayashi were looking for Bulma and Yamcha, Vegeta approached them solemnly and said: "Help me take a good look at Yamcha! Keep him away from my wife, or wait till now." Once the incident is over, I'll blow his dog's head off!"

The explosive airflow of the Super Three Saiyans swept over, making Kobayashi and Tianjin Fan almost unsteady.

"I'm sorry, I was a little angry just now." Vegeta apologized: "I didn't control my emotions well, and I accidentally got angry."

Kobayashi and Tianjin Fan felt more and more boring about training and fighting. The fighting power that erupted from his anger made the two of them almost fall down. If we fight, isn't it the same as adults hitting children?

No fun, no fun. Let's go and play with Yamcha.