Chapter 1039
Lao Zhang felt that Dahei was very strange, absolutely strange.
"I said Dahei, as a sea king fishing in the Pacific Ocean, your first reaction when you hear that a woman is pregnant with your child shouldn't be [You lied to me!]
"Then the second reaction shouldn't be【Is this kid really me?】"
"Then the third reaction is [I have been sterilized, how can I have a child]?"
Although Lao Zhang himself is not a sea king, he is not a scumbag either. But he still has a thorough understanding of the reactions of Neptune and the scumbag. Even if he doesn't understand, there are many netizens on the Internet analyzing various cases of scumbags.
Therefore, in this regard, Lao Zhang will basically not make mistakes in judgment. A scumbag is a scumbag, how could it be so easy without any doubts. This is a bit contrary to the character of a scumbag.
After hearing what Lao Zhang said, Dahei thought for a while: "You are right. But I don't think Cheng Lu lied to me."
"Why?"
"A man's intuition!" Dahei gave Zhang Tong an irresistible reason. The sky and the earth are big, and the intuition is the biggest.
"And, do you think I have many children? Or do you think I don't want to have children?"
"Huh? Or else?" Zhang Tong glanced at Dahei. If Dahei has been incurring so many romantic debts but has no children, then Zhang Tong doubts that Dahei has been sterilized.
Of course, Dahei is not a milk cat, and it is impossible to take it to a pet store to cut its eggs for physical sterilization.
So Zhang Tong seriously doubted whether Dahei used internal force to kill the activity of gold before. After all, in the world of Sedum, everything is possible.
"Don't look at me with that kind of look!" Dahei looked at Zhang Tong's eyes, as if he guessed what Zhang Tong was thinking in an instant: "I won't kill Jin with internal force at all!"
"It was actually seen through." Lao Zhang touched his nose in embarrassment, just like the action of Chu Liuxiang in the "Legend of Xiangshuai" he watched when he was a child.
"But how do you prevent pregnancy?" Zhang Tong was a little curious: "Didn't you have so many affairs? Didn't you win the lottery?"
"No, I'm a person who has a hard time giving birth." Dahei said, "Because I practice kung fu and pay attention to inner cycle."
"Hmm, so what?" Old Zhang didn't know why.
"Inner Zhoutian cycle, simply put, I generally don't waste the energy in my body, let my energy accumulate and then absorb it myself. Use this method to enhance my strength. This is the fastest and most appropriate way .digests internally, so it digests everything itself.”
Zhang Tong nodded after hearing it: "Well, it makes sense. No wonder some people say that if you don't eat breakfast in the morning, you will eat Xiang. You are also very similar!"
"What are you talking about! How can you compare with Xiang? I am serious about digesting the essence produced by myself!" Dahei was not happy.
"Okay, okay, let's just treat it as you. But what does this have to do with you not having children? Naturally, you can produce and sell yourself, so you can also produce and sell yourself. After all, the import and export rights are not all in your hands. Is it?" Zhang Tong asked.
Dahei sighed: "At first, I thought so too. Originally, the import and export rights were all in my hands, and I should have taken the initiative by myself. But I don't know if it took too long for me to digest myself. Gradually, It seems that my body has undergone some changes. It does not produce much, or it specializes in the production of waste products, and it is rejected by others when it is exported!"
"I have found a lot of women in the Sedum World. But none of them are successful. Boss, I am also a person, and I also want to have children to enjoy the family happiness. My family still has the throne waiting for the children to inherit. I If there is no heir to the great rivers and mountains that Sedum built, as well as the wealth of the family, wouldn’t it be in vain!" Dahei was very distressed, and distressed because he did not have an heir to the throne.
"Understood, because you haven't exported for a long time, so your customs think they are almost abolished. So you disbanded yourself, went home to farm. Then you can't find the checkpoint when you want to export, and you can only produce and sell it yourself. Is that what it means?" Zhang Tong analyzed and came up with a more reliable argument.
"Yes, yes, that's it, that's it. I'm also very troubled that I can't export it! Now my domestic demand has grown enough, and I don't need self-produced and sold to stretch domestic demand, but need to strengthen exports to balance internal and external demand. Adjust it!" Dahei sighed depressedly: "I managed to export successfully this time, and the other party didn't return the goods. I have to keep the goods no matter what!"
"So, this time, boss, I must let Cheng Lu keep the child!"
Hearing what Dahei said, Zhang Tong suddenly yelled: "Bah, scumbag. Actually, you didn't want to marry Cheng Lu at all, did you?"
"Hey, yes! Didn't I just say that I am willing to marry her. I, the Demon Lord, spit on every nail when I speak, and I will never go back on what I say!" Dahei vowed.
But Zhang Tong exposed him mercilessly: "When I said marry her, I meant that you really fell in love with her, and that you had to marry her in this life, because you were really moved by your true feelings. When you said you married her, it was mostly because of her belly. the children in the house."
"This..." Dahei hesitated a little.
"You hesitated, you hesitated! Let's be honest, it doesn't matter who the mother of the child is, right? As long as there is a child in the belly, it's fine. Bah, scumbag!" Zhang Tong directly exposed Dahei's hypocrisy.
Dahei's hypocrisy was directly exposed by Zhang Tong, which made him a little angry: "So what?! The child in Cheng Lu's belly is mine! Let me tell you Zhang Tong, this is between me and her, you Don't worry. If you dare to control, even if I can't beat you, I will fight you hard!"
"I'm going to decide on the baby in her belly. She's not allowed to kill it. This matter has nothing to do with you. She must give birth to me!" Dahei issued a scumbag declaration.
"No one wants to touch the baby in her belly. Anyone who dares to touch it will kill me. I will fight with people!" Dahei's beard and hair were all spread out, and a faint devilish energy lingered around him.
Zhang Tong was afraid that this guy might really cause big troubles, and that this guy was already worried because he had no heirs. If Cheng Lu really knocked out the child, I'm afraid this guy would be possessed directly.
"Drink!" Zhang Tong said in a low voice, ringing in Dahei's ear like Huang Zhong Dalu. The demonic energy lingering around him was instantly dispelled, and Dahei squatted down covering his ears in pain.
"Devil Lord Hei Yan, since you want to risk your life desperately, then don't blame me for not giving you a chance." Zhang Tong looked down at Hei Yan coldly from above, making Hei Yan's heart pound.
"Since you want to keep the child in Cheng Lu's womb so much, then you can let Cheng Lu willingly give birth to this child for you without using cheating, coaxing, inducing, interfering, threatening, etc. I don't care. But if you violate these regulations and force her to give birth to this child, then don't blame me for being ungrateful, and I will directly suppress you to the foot of Jingtian Jianfeng Mountain until you die! Do you dare to make an oath to me? "
Zhang Tong stretched out his palm.
Demon Lord Hei Yan stood upright, striding towards Zhang Tong's side: "It's a deal!"
After finishing speaking, he slapped Zhang Tong fiercely and made an oath.
And Cheng Lu, who had already walked out of Zhang Tong's shop, didn't know what kind of event was going on in that shop just now. She just whispered angrily: "That Dahei doesn't even look in the mirror by himself. Apart from being handsome, good-looking, temperamental, chatty, and personable, what advantages does he have?! Hmph! Want to marry Me? Spicy chicken!"
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