Chapter 1013 Different Division of Labor
Add money, this is the last reserve of Dahei and the best man group.
You can't let everyone smile while drinking the dark drink of Coke + mustard + oyster sauce + millet spicy + garlic water + lemon juice.
Among the people present, except for Xiao Hei whose tongue is paralyzed, there may be nothing wrong. The remaining few are still human!
Faced with such agitation, Zhang Tong could only appease everyone immediately: "Okay, okay, add money, add money. In addition to your salary this month, you are adding a special bonus, no less than five figures. You work hard! .”
Wang Daochang heard it and just wanted to scold your mother in his heart, you are so rich, you just brushed me? !
This is why Daoist Wang is ignorant, he doesn't know the inside story. When Zhang Tong gave the bonus, it was the public money and the company's money. What does the company's money have to do with him, Zhang Tong?
And sending red envelopes to bridesmaids is sending his own pocket money, and the amount of pocket money is related to himself.
Zhang Tong is a person who distinguishes between public and private! Public is public, private is private.
Encouraged by the five-digit figure, Jin Xingxian and the others looked at each other.
"Dry!"
The three strong men raised their heads and picked up the "wine" and drank it very heroically.
"vomit~"
Ideal is full, the reality is very skinny. After drinking three cups, Dahei couldn't help but ran into the toilet and vomited.
Zhang Tong looked at Dahei, who was running to vomit, and couldn't help but let out a sigh of emotion: "Looking at the panic in the world, it's just a few taels of silver. It's really sad..., you can go now."
Zhang Tong wanted to take Jiang Hua away as he spoke, but before he got close, he felt a huge force that stopped him.
Sitting on the bed, Jiang Hua looked innocent, as if he didn't know everything.
"Hey, the boss still has two tests. Drinking is the first step, and there is a second test."
"explain."
"Come to guess the boxing game. Here are rock-paper-scissors cards. There are ten cards of each kind, thirty cards in total. Every time you win, you can cancel one card. If you don't lose once, you will have a piece of 90% dark chocolate." .”
As Xiao Xiao spoke, she asked the bridesmaids to prepare the punishment props that had been prepared for a long time.
"Thirty cards are all cleared, and you have passed the level."
After hearing Xiao Xiao's words, everyone thought it was pretty good. It wasn't an excessive wedding game, and the punishment was quite easy. Eat chocolate, no big deal.
Zhang Tong laughed even more: "Okay! Let me do it myself!"
The rock-paper-scissors card game is easy. You can win if you do it casually, if you really can't do it, you can still cheat!
Zhang Tong confidently picked up 30 cards with rock-paper-scissors printed on them, and he was about to use his super power to spy out what cards the opposite Xiao Xiao was holding. It turned out that there was a faint gravitational field surrounding Xiao Xiao's body, which made it impossible for her electromagnetic ability to penetrate directly.
Sitting cross-legged on the bed, Jiang Hua, who was wearing a phoenix coronet, blinked his eyes: "Old Zhang, hurry up. Xiao Xiao has already folded his cards, it's your turn."
It seems that Jiang Hua has seen through Zhang Tong's careful thinking about cheating. This game can only rely on luck and calculation, cheating is out of the question.
"Thirty cards are all wiped out. Even if you are lucky, you can get by. As long as you are fast enough." Jiang Hua urged.
Zhang Tong sneered inwardly: Heh, do you think I can't win without cheating? My gambling luck is top notch!
"Open the cards!"
Xiao Xiao: "I am scissors!"
Zhang Tong: "I am Bu..."
"Second round, open the cards!"
Xiao Xiao: Cloth!
Zhang Tong: Stone...
Open again.
Xiao Xiao: Stone!
Zhang Tong: Scissors...
My gambling luck is really bad...
Zhang Tong silently stuffed 90% dark chocolate into his mouth, enjoying the bitterness of the loser.
Lao Zhang, who lost his ability and cheated, is actually an unscrupulous gambler. I have no luck, and I don't know how to arrange and calculate gambling well.
This has led to Lao Zhang's continuous failures, continuous bitter chocolate...
When he ate the 30th piece of bitter chocolate, Zhang Tong almost cried.
There are people in this world who love bitter chocolate very much, and like bitter chocolate with a concentration of 85% or even 90%. But no matter how much you love it, others can eat five or ten grams in one bite at most, or twenty grams at most.
Because bitter chocolate has a strong aftertaste, with a strong bitter taste. Most people can't even eat it, let alone eat one at a time like ordinary chocolate. Zhang Tong's piece of bitter chocolate weighed about ten grams. Eating thirty bars in a row is equivalent to eating three hundred grams of bitter chocolate.
Zhang Tong's eyes had already started to shed tears: "Xiao Xiao, can you let me get married properly?"
There were tears in Zhang Tong's big eyes, and his voice trembled slightly, which made Xiao Xiao feel unbearable. So in the following cards, Xiao Xiao felt that she was deliberately waterproof, so that Zhang Tong finally offset all the cards after eating forty pieces of bitter chocolate.
Of course, this is not the end yet. Because if you want to take the bride away, there is one more important link, and that is to find shoes.
These bridesmaids always hide their shoes in particularly hard-to-find places. In order to find the shoes, Zhang Tong had to mobilize almost everyone, almost shoveling off the land.
In the end, Xiao Hei was still sharp-eyed, and he raised his hand and pointed: "Writing on the air outlet on the ceiling!"
I don't know how this group of female men managed to stuff their shoes so high.
Zhang Tong hurriedly put on Jiang Hua's shoes, and prepared to leave Jiang Hua behind his back, not to delay the auspicious time.
But just as Jiang Hua put his back on his back, Zhang Tong felt a huge pressure coming down.
"Don't make trouble, Huahua, we're getting married."
"No trouble." Jiang Hua whispered in Zhang Tong's ear: "No trouble with you. After you married me and went home, there was such a lot of pressure. My work and my character are doomed to be like this. It will be very pleasant to be with me. I’m under pressure, I can’t do laundry, cook, or do housework. I can’t do everything outside the male lead and the female lead.”
"I only work hard outside, and I'm still very brainy, and I will offend people everywhere in order to handle cases. When I'm with you, there will be a lot of pressure, like a mountain."
Zhang Tong pushed Jiang Hua on the back, and laughed a little: "It's not too heavy. I really don't like to find a man who washes, cooks and cleans at home. Because I know all these things. I also don't want those smooth and sophisticated people, because there are too many of them. Only you who are rare in the world are my favorites."
"Do you know what is precious? Rare things are precious! You are very rare. So my giant panda stays on my back. From now on, you will be responsible for saving the world, and I will be responsible for saving you! Let's go!"
Zhang Tong led Jiang Hua to step on the flying sword, and the sky was full of light, illuminating the entire gloomy hive and even Huaihai.