Chapter 531: Escape

Everyone looked at the back of passer-by B leaving with a look of bewilderment.

They all know what a car is, because this thing has appeared in Yujing Demon City, and it is much more valuable than a bicycle.

The main reason is that these two cars are not at the same level at all.

It can be said that one car can buy an unknown number of bicycles.

And this passer-by B used to drive a car. It can be seen how much money was blackmailed!

"Hahaha, I used to drive a car, it really made me laugh!"

"Yeah, it is estimated that in his whole life, he may have already had a psychological shadow when he saw such an old man who fell to the ground!"

"Well, although this is just a sketch, I have to say that it also illustrates a problem. Even old people have good people and bad people. Although I have never seen such a situation in the mortal world, bad old people , have also seen many."

"Yeah, I have to say that some old people do have an old family, such as a treasure, but individual old people, tsk tsk, relying on the old to sell the old, that is simply not something that humans can do!"

While watching the sketch, the audience also saw the deepest meaning of the sketch.

They are also discussing, for example, if there is an old man in the family, then it is indeed a good thing, but if the old man in the family is not a thing, then it is the juniors who suffer, because in this era, let alone this era, even in Qin Hao's previous life.

The old people in that family were also existences that could not be beaten or scolded. No matter what things they did that made people and gods angry, they were all elders.

"Now this person, really is"

Nuwa also saw the deep meaning, and immediately took a deep look at Qin Hao, then shook her head helplessly.

In fact, when she was creating humans, she didn't have so many ideas. Moreover, at that time, the qualities of humans were the same, but as they continued to learn and imitate, they changed a lot. .

And now, some people still maintain the quality of the past, but some people can no longer be called people.

It's not as good as a beast!

"Such people should be killed directly, there is no need to keep them alive!"

Although the Master Tongtian knows that this is a sketch, he also knows that there are such human beings in the mortal world.

"Hehe, master, this is the ever-changing nature of human beings. There are good people and bad people. If all are good people, then this world will become weird!"

Qin Hao smiled slightly, but he didn't pay much attention to it. After all, those people he met in his previous life were really too many.

On stage, the show continues.

Seeing passer-by B leave, Hao Jian went directly to the old lady's side and sat down on the ground.

"Auntie, let me briefly introduce the situation at my house. Well, let's put it this way, thieves always leave my house with tears in their eyes. They have to throw me two bags of rice during the holidays. Do you understand what I mean? ?

Let's do this, let's share a few fables together.

The names of the stories are: Mr. Dong Guo and the wolf, Lu Dongbin and the dog, the farmer and the snake, Hao Jian and the old lady.

What are these stories about? Let me tell you one by one from the beginning to the end. In the past, there was a gentleman named Dong Guo. One day, he rode his donkey in Gadaga. Dagadagada had a big pimple on his face, and when it was over, he met a wolf who was about to die, this wolf..."

"Hahaha, riding a big pimple, it's so funny, is this a joke or a moral here?"

"I know about Lu Dongbin. I heard that he was bitten by a dog."

In Tianting, Lu Dongbin, who was watching the show, had a smile on his face, but now it was slightly stiff.

What the hell, if you act in a sketch, you can act in a sketch. What about Lu Dongbin and the dog?

This is to bury yourself, isn't it?

But what bothered him was that it really happened.

"It's too boring! If you want to help you, help you, if you don't help you, go, you make room for a good person! I'll pretend that you haven't bumped into me, okay, you go, go, go, run away Bar!"

Before Hao Jian could finish speaking, the aunt couldn't help it and roared.

"Why am I still running away? I keep talking like this, can we still play together in the future?"

When Hao Jian heard this, his heart suddenly turned cold. What the hell, he hadn't bumped into it yet, so why did he suddenly escape?

"Haha, can we still play together in the future?"

"Haha, it's so funny. I'm dying of laughter. I don't know how Qin Hao's head grows. He can make such interesting things?"

Whether it was the audience in the live broadcast room or the audience at the scene, after hearing Hao Jian's words, they burst out laughing.

Are people playing with you here?

They are trying to blackmail you!

"Aren't you going? Okay, I'll go!"

The old lady also had a violent temper. When she heard that Hao Jian didn't leave and was still in ink, she snorted coldly and crawled forward on the ground.

Everyone was already overjoyed, and even Xiaonuan and Princess Jinyang were in the arms of Nuwa and Houtu, tears of laughter came out.

"I said, aunt, you are going there to blow up the bunker! What are you, why can't you explain it? I am like Mr. Dong Guo now. After I saved the wolf, the wolf will eat it later. As for me, then you said that wolf...is it very rude?"

Hao Jian followed behind the old lady, and said helplessly

"I just understood. You put your finger on the mulberry and scolded Huai Huai. I, an old lady, have been lying here for a long time. Do you think I'm working on it? Who is a snake, who is a dog, and who is a wolf? Who is so cheap?" You are so cheap!"

The old lady stopped her body, raised her head, and said slowly.

"The name Hao Jian was given to me by my mother from early morning to late at night. How can it become a swear word when it comes to you?"

When Hao Jian heard this, he became even more helpless.

"Haha, Hao Jian, Hao Jian, if you don't listen carefully, it's really a dirty word."

"What do you mean by not listening carefully? Even if you listen carefully, it is still a swear word. As long as these two words are not written out, it will be a swear word on whoever it is, okay?"

"Actually, I like his sentence even more. My mother gave me the name Hao Jian from dawn to dusk. I really admire his mother. She can actually give him such a name. What does that mean?"

"Hao Jian, you're so cheap, hahaha!"

In the live broadcast room, the audience has long been crazy. Even Tang Sanzang who is holding a mobile phone, if his hand is not steady enough, he may even have thrown his mobile phone out by now.