Chapter 529 Pollenquer

It's just an opening remark, but it tells the whole story and my very distinctive name. It has to be said that this sketch in the previous life is very classic. It is so classic that it is unforgettable!

At this time, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room and the live broadcast room became lively just because of the opening remarks.

"You bastard, you didn't make this low-grade one, did you?"

Empress Nuwa rolled her eyes and glanced at Qin Hao with a smile.

"Ahem, cough, it should be!"

Qin Hao coughed dryly, his face was a little unnatural, mainly due to his thin skin, but he couldn't help it if he didn't admit it, he couldn't possibly say that it was made by those gods in his previous life, right?

However, at this moment, there was a change on the stage. After Hao Jian had just said that sentence, an old lady ran out from behind. Unfavorable.

The most dumbfounding thing was that the old lady was lying on the rear wheel of Hao Jian's bicycle.

Hao Jian looked back subconsciously, dumbfounded.

"puff!"

Everyone laughed when they saw this scene.

"I didn't see anything, huh!"

After hesitating for a moment, Hao Jian picked up his bicycle and was about to leave.

Everyone can also understand, after all, what the hell just did something bad with good intentions, if you go to help again, you might lose money.

At the same time, an explanation appeared on the subtitle next to it.

The price of supporting the elderly, and the behavior of some elderly people touching porcelain in their daily life.

Of course, there are only some elderly people, not most of them.

Everyone suddenly realized that in the daily life of mortals, there are actually such old people who rely on the old to sell the old, and even rely on their status as old people to blackmail money.

Uh, what they don't know is that in ancient times, there was no such profession at all.

The main reason is that the risk is too high. They are all horse-drawn carriages, and their maneuverability is not that good. For cars, as long as the speed is not too fast, they can stop at will, but you try to intercept the carriage?

Let you know why the flowers are so red in minutes.

"Oh My God"

At this time, the old lady who was lying on the ground groaned, as if her whole body was in pain.

Hao Jian was carrying the bicycle, and he followed, everyone could clearly see that he was a good person, he was debating whether to help the old lady, but he was afraid of being blackmailed.

"Oh my goodness!"

"Oh, you win!"

When Hao Jian heard this, he turned his head helplessly.

"Hahaha!"

"It's really interesting, it's so funny."

Seeing this scene, everyone laughed out loud.

"Auntie, are you okay?"

Hao Jian had a worried look on his face. Although his face was black and blue, he still acted very kindly.

"79, it hit the ground with a bang, what do you think?"

The aunt looked dazed and confused.

"Oh, let's see if it's broken? Does it hurt?"

"Oh, my elbow! Oh, my Pollenque! Oh, my disc! Oh, it doesn't hurt!"

The aunt touched her arms and thighs, and finally said this.

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, why do I feel that this old lady is trying to blackmail people?"

"I have the same feeling, but we are not at the scene, so we can't tell if there is anything wrong with this old lady!"

In the live broadcast room, upon hearing this, everyone burst into laughter.

This skit was very popular in that era. It may not be so classic now, but it was extremely popular in the Spring Festival Gala at that time.

When Hao Jian heard this, he immediately said with a speechless face: "Auntie, it's all over now, so don't use the elimination method. Since it doesn't hurt, let's try to see if we can walk away."

"Oh, let me try."

The old lady nodded, and then everyone was dumbfounded to see that the old lady was actually drawing circles on the ground, that's right, she was spinning her body clockwise and rubbing on the ground.

"Oh! You can go this way, but you are going according to the schedule!"

"Pfft, hahaha, this skit is so funny, it's really funny, I really admire it!"

"Hey, only Mr. Qin Hao can have such a talent. I didn't expect that the combination of simple and simple language is so interesting."

The audience was out of breath from laughing a long time ago, the gods were better, but those mortals had a stomachache from laughing a long time ago.

Even lying on the ground, twitching all over, it can be seen how powerful this sketch is.

"Oh, why does my hip suddenly hurt?"

At this time, the old lady suddenly paused, and said with a slight frown.

"That's for sure. It was worn out when turning just now. It's good that it didn't catch fire. Come on, aunt, let me help you up!"

Hao Jian looked helpless.

"Oh, young man, your face is covered with bruises and purples, and it's hard enough for you to fall."

The old lady was helped up by Hao Jian, only then did she see that the young man's face was also bruised, and she immediately found a feeling of confidant.

"I'm fine."

Hao Jian smiled gratifiedly. At the very least, he shouldn't have to worry about the other party blackmailing him.

"You are a good boy, and you know how to help the aunt up."

"I'm addicted to doing good deeds."

"It's going to be someone else, I'll run away after the collision!"

The old lady patted Hao Jian's hand and said something with a sigh.

Hearing this, Hao Jian originally had a gratified smile on his face, but gradually stiffened, and looked at the old lady in a daze.

"Hahaha!!!"

On the field, some powerful players couldn't bear it any longer and laughed out loud.

As for the juniors and the audience in the live broadcast room, they were already stupefied. They didn't react for a while, but they did react when they saw those powerful people laughing.

Doesn't the old lady mean that Hao Jian knocked her down when she fell?

"Mist Grass, this is still wrong!"

"Hahaha, it's so funny, is this old lady confused, or is she in a daze?"

"Interesting, really interesting!"

Barrages appeared quickly in the live broadcast room.

Hao Jian also reacted, and gently put the old lady on the ground with a stiff smile on his face.

"Auntie, you fell in a daze, and it was so sudden. You fell by yourself. When you fell, I was 10 meters away from you. Look, that's my bicycle. The evidence is overwhelming."

With that said, Hao Jian pointed to his bicycle not far away.

"Oh, the rims of the car are like that. I've been working on it for a long time. I flew over from there. Can I still save it? Oh..."

When the old lady saw it, she immediately collapsed on the ground, feeling that her life had lost its light.

"Hahaha, this old lady is definitely in the dark!"

"Actually, I think she is trying to blackmail this kid!"

Everyone was laughing like crazy, they didn't expect that there are such interesting things in the world!