Chapter 1229 Want to Rob an S

Who is so talented to make up sketches?

Isn't that something that only Mr. Qin Hao can do?

The host's voice sounded again, showing unconcealable pride: "Everyone knows that Mr. Qin Hao once broadcasted sketches live, but this does not mean that he is the only one who can arrange sketches. Our Majesty the Queen can do it too! "

When Yujingshan held the Spring Festival Gala, the king of the Daughter Kingdom liked those sketches very much, especially "Can't Help".

Besides, she clearly heard Qin Hao say that at the next Spring Festival Gala, people from the Three Realms are welcome to make up and perform programs, and if there are high-quality ones, they can also perform at Yujing Mountain.

very nice!

She thought, if she choreographed a sketch by herself and got affirmation, she could go to Yujing Mountain to perform, right?

Since then, she has been thinking hard, and finally came up with this work.

On the stage, the background has been changed.

An old lady with gray hair was scolding a big girl earnestly.

Qingwen's mother: "Qingwen."

Qingwen: "Mom."

"You stop for me."

"Oh mom."

"Qingwen, I told you that this child is in a hurry. What are you doing? You said I would bring you to your grandma's house, what happened to you accompanying her? Why are you running?"

"Mom, I can't accompany my grandma."

"You have no heart, you said how much your grandma likes you, and when I saw you, she was right behind your ass, Ling, Ling, why can't you stay?"

"She's going to sew my pants."

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The audience saw that the actor playing Qingwen was wearing a pair of tattered jeans with big holes in the front and big holes in the back.

The hole is so big that it can't be sewed.

"I'm so scared! Can you wear such pants? How about cutting off the trouser legs and using them as pants!"

"If it is sewn like this, it must be rewrapped with cloth, right?"

"This skit was arranged by Her Majesty the Queen? It's really interesting!"

"I like!"

While watching, the audience whispered and expressed their opinions.

On the stage of the flower boat, the performance continued:

Qingwen's mother looked helpless, and patted her shoulder hard: "You child, can you make mom happy for a day?"

One stroke, two strokes... It didn't work, half of Qingwen's body was short.

But she still had a playful smile, grinning straight, showing her cute dimples.

At the same time, he twisted his buttocks, revealing two large flowered cloths sewn together: "When did I not make you happy?"

The audience laughed again when they saw the round buttocks wrapped in calico.

Qingwen's mother frowned tightly, her nose and mouth were all wrinkled, she continued to pat her on the shoulder, bending her body: "Someday you make me happy."

"I haven't made you happy any day." Qingwen made a face, turned around and ran away.

If she doesn't run away, she will be photographed underground, and she is not Tu Xingsun.

I will not escape from the earth!

"You said one day you made me happy, and you said how irritating this child is." She shouted angrily, chasing after her.

"Come and chase me." Qingwen twisted her buttocks while running, making the audience laugh so hard that they couldn't close their mouths.

(crash)

The sudden crashing sound made the hearts of the audience rise to their throats.

Sure enough, on the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, this explanation appeared: "With the increasing development of cars, traffic accidents have become the most serious problem. Speeding is a pleasure for a while, and the crematorium of wives and children. I advise all drivers to drive carefully. !"

Warm reminder: "One drop of alcohol for the driver will bring tears to the family members. Please do not drink and drive."

On the stage, the screen jumps, and the actor playing Qingwen has returned to a few years ago.

Qingwen's mother also regained her youthful state from her gray hair.

Qingwen: "Are you Li Huanying?"

Li Huanying: "It's me! Are you?"

"I, I, do you know Liu Yufen?"

"That's my aunt."

"That's my aunt."

"Then you are?"

"I'm your third uncle's so-and-so. I call you Yingzi, and you call me Ling."

"OK."

At this moment, three sleek men in floral shirts stepped onto the stage with their shoulders hooked and their backs hooked.

The trio: the three young masters of chemical fertilizers. We are the three young masters of chemical fertilizers. I am black fertilizer, I am gray fertilizer, I am gray fertilizer. We are black chemical fertilizers that turn gray and volatilize.

One of them didn't speak neatly, and even bit his tongue, which caused the audience to laugh.

Hei Huafei immediately complained: It's over.

Qingwen: Who are they?

Li Huanying: They are the worst people in our fertilizer factory.

Then these people walked towards Qingwen and Li Huanying.

Qingwen: "We have no money."

"Who said I'm going to rob you of your money? I'm here today to rob you, hahaha."

"Don't do this, she hasn't been in love yet. Don't treat me like this."

Li Huanying's panic was real, but Qingwen did it on purpose, because her eyes were full of sly smiles.

Men like skinny ones, and overly plump ones like hers are pretty safe.

Unexpectedly, those bad guys pulled Li Huanying aside and shouted:

"Go to the side. You look as thin as a knife mantis, don't you think you are beautiful? That little fat girl. Hehe, can you have a date with me?"

Qingwen was taken aback for a moment, what, don't you want to be so beautiful, have a date with yourself?

"Hey! To tell you the truth, if it was in my time, I would have agreed."

"What's the meaning?"

"Because in my day, almost no one chased me."

"That's right, in our era, no one chased our eldest brother."

"go away."

"Brother, if you don't want that, leave the thin one to me."

"Here you go, don't worry about it."

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Throughout the performance of the skit, the audience laughed so hard that their facial muscles were sore from laughing.

But later, it was a big reversal. Qingwen stood aside, watching her mother doting on her childhood self, and crying.

People in the Daughter Kingdom have only mothers and no fathers, because they all drank the water from the Mother-Child River before they came into the world.

Therefore, the affection for the mother is even deeper.

After seeing this sketch, I was deeply moved.

In fact, Daughter King, the purpose of compiling this skit is to let the people love and cherish their relatives.

At this moment, looking at the tearful audience and the crying sound from the live broadcast room, her goal has been achieved.

"Ah, the tree wants to be quiet but the wind doesn't stop, and the child wants to be raised but the relatives don't wait, it is indeed the most unbearable pain in the world!"

Tang Seng looked at it and expressed his sincere emotion.

In fact, he did not enjoy the love of his parents, because his father was killed by thieves on the way to become an official.

At that time, he was still in his mother's womb.

In order to protect him, his mother endured great humiliation, married the enemy who killed her husband, and finally gave birth to Tang Seng.

After putting Tang Seng, who was still in his infancy, into a big basin and flowed down the river, his mother threw herself into the river.

Therefore, Tang Seng, who has lived for so many years, has never enjoyed the love of his parents, and of course, he has no relatives to repay.