Chapter 1265 Stealing the Elixir
Taishang Laojun sat on the back of Qingniu Jing, and suddenly came back to his senses, he seemed to be fooled!
"Hey, Qingniu, no wonder he tricked you into taking a diamond bracelet!"
Taishang Laojun patted Qing Niu Jing on the head, with a helpless expression on his face.
"Moo!"
The green cow spirit let out a depressed cry.
"Okay, let's go back, it's really noisy here, just study how to open this shop!"
Taishang Laojun thought for a while and said slowly.
Immediately, the Green Ox Essence slowly flew towards the sky.
At the same time, Honghaier, Nezha, and Xiaotiangou got together.
Speaking of which, for many gods in the heavenly court, the press conference of the fairy product is a moment to show the majesty of the heavenly court, so they are naturally willing to see it.
But for Nezha, it was very boring, so he took Xiao Tiangou out of Yujing Mountain and entered Yujing Demon City.
Coincidentally, when the red boy came out, he happened to run into the two of them.
"Huh? Are you Nezha?"
Seeing Nezha, Honghaier said in surprise.
Nezha turned his head and was not surprised. Over the years, they have participated in too many shows, and they are very familiar with each other.
"Hey, they are all participating in the fairy product launch event, it's really boring."
Hong Haier shook his head and said helplessly.
"Yeah, there aren't any new shows recently, it's too boring!"
"Hehe, that's not bad. The two of you are just idlers. Thinking back, you didn't have anything. Isn't it great now?"
Xiao Tiangou said indifferently.
Two people and one dog, just walking aimlessly.
Suddenly, Honghaier's eyes lit up, he clapped his hands, and exclaimed: "You said, since the elixir is so valuable, why don't we go get some elixir and sell it?"
As soon as these words came out, Nezha's eyes lit up. Although they were not short of money, they didn't want to waste the opportunity to make money!
Look at the excited mortals in the press conference. Seeing the elixir is like seeing a relative. If they get some elixir, wouldn't they get rich directly?
"However, we do have some elixir, but those elixirs are top-notch, and we are not willing to use them ourselves. How can we sell them?"
Soon, Hong Haier's face became melancholy.
Nezha is the son of Tianwang Tota Li, so there is no shortage of elixir.
As for Honghai'er's background, there's no need to say much. To him, the elixir is just a number, but those things are too top-notch!
Useful for them!
"Hey, if you want to say who has the most elixir among the three realms, it is naturally the Taishang Laojun. Although he is a master of alchemy, there are also many waste pills. For the Taishang Laojun, that thing is burning fire. Yes, but it's different for mortals!"
Nezha thought about it carefully, his eyes lit up, and he said with a smile.
As soon as these words came out, Hong Haier's spirit was shaken, so the two of them looked at each other, the corners of their mouths slightly raised.
They didn't communicate at all, but their steps were very consistent!
The speed was extremely fast, and they had a bold idea, that is to go to Tusita Palace and get some rubbish elixir.
Even if Taishang Laojun knew about it, he wouldn't care.
It's very simple, because those elixirs are rubbish to him, they are used to burn fire. Do you care that there is a little less firewood in your home?
don't care!
They often come into contact with mortals and play in the world, so they know this truth.
And they believed that the Taishang Laojun would never know this truth.
Not long after, the three arrived outside Tushita Palace.
"Let's just go in like this? Not too good, what if Laojun is at home?"
Looking at the plaque above, Honghaier said hesitantly.
It was the first time for him to come to Tushita Palace, not to mention, the fairy spirit here is ethereal and majestic.
"What are you afraid of? If Laojun is at home, we will say that we are here to ask for elixir, and we must not say that we are here to get those useless pills. If Laojun finds out that we are going to sell them to ordinary people, we will be finished!"
Nezha thought for a while and said in a deep voice.
"Why?"
Hearing this, Hong Haier suddenly asked in amazement: "Those waste pills, I think the old man wouldn't care about them at all, why don't we just ask for them, why do we need to be sneaky?"
Nezha immediately rolled his eyes, and said helplessly: "You are stupid, if Laojun knows where we are going to sell to mortals, he will definitely think that we are going to deceive people, and the most important thing is that it may not be good for his reputation. Not too good, after all, to him, that's rubbish!"
Red Boy suddenly realized and nodded.
Immediately, the three of them entered the Tushita Palace, and saw that the Tushita Palace was very simple, without too many fancy decorations. In the middle of the hall, there was a huge alchemy furnace with flames rising from below.
But what makes people feel strange is that even though the alchemy furnace is burning all the time, the temperature of the hall is not hot, but rather cool.
"Ahem, um, is anyone home?"
Honghaier looked around in the silence, coughed dryly, and shouted loudly.
However, there was silence in response to him.
"Is anyone there? If no one is there, then I can go in?"
After saying that, Hong Haier looked around again, and then walked into the hall cautiously.
"Hurry up, hurry up, move quickly, find those garbage elixir, it should be nearby, this thing won't be placed too far away!"
Nezha walked in quickly, and then searched around.
In fact, this gossip furnace has always been guarded by golden horns and silver horns. Even if the Taishang Laojun leaves, they will not leave.
But today, I don't know why the two of them are not here, so this gave the three of them a chance.
"found it!"
Soon, Hong Haier ran over with a gourd in his arms, and saw that the gourd was about the size of a baby, and it was already considered huge among the gourds.
"Here are those waste pills!"
Nezha's eyes lit up, he looked around cautiously, and then the three disappeared in place.
Not long after the three of them disappeared, two cute boys walked in talking and laughing.
"Huh? No!"
A boy in a golden robe suddenly sniffed, and said solemnly, "Other people have been here before!"
The boy in the silver robe was taken aback for a moment, and subconsciously looked around.
"It seems that someone has indeed been here. Could it be that monkey who came again?"
Thinking of this, the expressions of the two boys suddenly changed. This scene is a bit familiar!
Five hundred years ago, monkeys made trouble in the Heavenly Palace. They experienced it once, but at that time, the master ordered it, so they didn't pay much attention to it.
But this time is different!
"See if there's anything missing."
After talking, the two quickly searched nearby.
And at this moment, Taishang Laojun slowly walked in with a calm expression.