Chapter 830 Why Are You Everywhere!

"Old man, are you kidding me? Quickly break this broken thread, or I'll pull out your beard." Eight rings shouted loudly at Yue Lao.

What do you call this? Where does someone form a companion with his right hand? This is more disturbing than pulling the wrong red line. Fortunately, Monkey King is not here, otherwise I don't know what it will be like to be ridiculed.

Yuelao calmly pulled out a pair of small golden scissors from his sleeve, "This is the marriage scissors, the sacred weapon for the birth of heaven and earth, designed to match the fate of marriage, the world, as big as gods and Buddhas, as small as ants and plants, No matter how strong the marriage is, as long as you cut it with these scissors, the marriage will be broken immediately."

Bajie immediately moved his hand over, "Hurry up, cut this off for me."

Yuelao smiled, "Marriage cutting is not something you can use if you want it. Marriage is destined by heaven. If you cut it randomly, you will go against the sky. If you do something against the sky, you will be punished against the sky. I can cut it for you. , but you have to be ready to accept the punishment of heaven."

"Heaven, God, God's punishment?"

After Yuelao's words fell, Bajie's mouth trembled, and he immediately took his hand back, God's punishment, the most taboo thing for practitioners.

"You're not kidding, are you?" Bajie looked at Yuelao with some doubts.

Yuelao nodded slightly, "You have ruined the marriage destined by God, and you have disturbed your whole body with one hair, and you have messed up your destiny at a big scale. Do you think God will let you go?"

"Didn't you say that this is a bad relationship? If I want to break the bad relationship, isn't that a merit?" Bajie said in disbelief.

"Evil fate is also fate. Since it is doomed, it cannot be easily modified. If you change it, God will punish you, send down divine thunder, and chop you into powder." Yue Lao said.

Bajie's face turned pale, and he stretched out his hand suddenly, "Don't be afraid, my master and Daozu are old, Daozu should not be so stingy and punish me."

sweat!

This guy, however, has Su Hang as the backstage. The so-called heaven is nothing more than Daozu Hongjun. In Bajie's mind, with the relationship between Su Hang and Hongjun, if he is a little against the sky, Daozu will take Su Hang's face into consideration. , shouldn't the penalty be lowered?

I have to say, the abacus was well played.

What Bajie is thinking now is to quickly cut off the red thread wrapped around his hands, otherwise if someone sees him one day, he will not be laughed to death.

"That's unlikely."

Yuelao shook his head, "It's such a sin to disturb the marriage, it can't be taken care of by one or two people's face, even if the gods don't send down lightning to destroy you, I'm afraid they will punish you to reincarnate. I don’t know what to spend my whole life on.”

"Don't be alarmist here, if you are told to cut it, you will cut it quickly, are you really treating yourself as a dish?" Bajie got a little angry, and he stroked his sleeves, as if he was ready to be rough at any time.

Su Hang signaled Bajie to be safe and not to worry, and stared carefully at Yuelao for a long time, "Yuelao, how do I feel, your tone of voice is a bit like a friend I know?"

From the moment he saw Yuelao, Su Hang had this feeling, it was a very familiar feeling, and others couldn't understand it at all.

"Oh?" Yuelao paused for a moment, then smiled, "There are countless living beings in the world. Although all living beings are in every form, there are not a few of them who look alike. It's not surprising, not surprising."

Su Hang frowned.

"Stop pretending, you dead dragonfly." Suddenly, Su Hang stood up, as if he had seen through Yuelao's identity, and reached out to grab Yuelao's beard.

Su Hang's sudden attack caught people off guard, but Yuelao easily dodged it, stood up abruptly, leaned back slightly, and avoided Su Hang's grasp.

Then, an astonishing scene happened, Yuelao transformed into a purple-clothed Taoist, and the three of them saw it, and who was it if it wasn't Daozu Hongjun?

After a moment of astonishment, Bajie and Amitabha knelt down on the ground.

"The disciple pays homage to the Taoist ancestor."

Bajie seemed to be buried in the soil, so frightened that he turned a pig's face blue. This Yuelao turned out to be the incarnation of the Taoist ancestor, which completely subverted his three views. Just now he was yelling at Yuelao , Isn't this courting death?

Amitabha was also a little panicked. He had only met Hongjun yesterday in Kunlun Mountain, but he met him again today, and it was still in such a way, which made him a little unacceptable.

It should have been thought of a long time ago, to be able to control the marriage in the world, this ability, in the universe, who else has this ability except the Dao ancestor who is in charge of the way of heaven?

How can a low-god who works in the heaven have the ability to control the rules? Obviously, this is the incarnation of the Taoist ancestor.

As soon as Yuelao showed Hongjun's real body, he really scared people to pee.

The two of them were lying on the ground, and they didn't dare to get up. Su Hang sat there and looked at Hongjun, really speechless.

"Why are you everywhere?" After holding back for a long time, Su Hang held back such a sentence.

Hongjun heard this, and the corners of his mouth curled up a little, "Tao produces all things, and Hongjun is everywhere."

Hearing this extremely pretentious words, Su Hang rolled his eyes even more, "According to what you said, the **** on the side of the road may also be you? It's okay to pretend to be old, is it fun?"

"I'm not pretending to be the old man, I am the old man." Hongjun smiled lightly, "But it's a pity that you saw through it. Can I still play happily in the future? It seems that the only person who understands me best in this world is You."

Su Hang was sweating.

From the very beginning when he met Yuelao, Su Hang had this kind of speculation. After all, Hongjun was teased by him, and there was a feeling between the two that ordinary people couldn't understand. When he showed abilities that were completely beyond what a lower god should have, Su Hang could already conclude that this month's old man was Hongjun.

Marriage is a destiny, and only the Dao of Heaven can control the rules. In today's big universe, Hongjun is the only one in the Dao of Heaven. Have this ability.

Su Hang rolled his eyes at him, "I don't care if you are a real old man or pretending to be a old man, it's just right to meet you, Bajie is infatuated with Chang'e, as his master, I will help him fulfill his wish, you have great powers , and tell Bajie, is Chang'e reincarnated, and where is she now?"

When you meet Hongjun, you don't need to look for any birth date, and you don't need to borrow the reincarnation mirror. Anyway, he is the ancestor of Taoism and knows everything, just ask him directly.

Hongjun stroked his beard with an impatient look on his face, "I'm very busy, where do I have time to meddle in such nosy things?"

Su Hang just looked at him like this.

What are you busy with? Are you busy pretending to be the old man, pulling red lines everywhere?

Maybe it was a little embarrassing to be seen by Su Hang, so he returned to the table and sat down, Hongjun said, "This matter is a bit troublesome."