Chapter 847 Please Call Me Buddha!
Haotian went straight into the house, "Recently, I heard that you often go to the lunar star, Canopy?"
When Bajie heard this, he paused, "Doesn't the Jade Emperor also know? The mistress of the subject, she is cultivating latently in the king's tomb of the Taiyin star, and the subject only wants to accompany my mistress when she goes to the Taiyin star!"
"Huh? I'm afraid it won't happen!" Haotian shook his head. He vaguely knew about Bajie's mistress, but he didn't know much about Bajie's real background. "Yesterday, Chang'e sent someone to report. Said that she was harassed by you repeatedly, is there such a thing?"
Harassment?
When Bajie heard this, he was a little confused.
"It turns out that His Majesty is here today to ask for accountability!" Bajie was a little displeased, at most he said a few more words, how could it be called harassment?
"I can't talk about accountability!" Haotian shook his head, "They are all immortal families in the heavenly court, so I naturally hope that everyone can be harmonious. A woman is the wife of a sinner, if it wasn't for the sake of her being a disciple of the Moon God, how could I allow her to live until today? There are thousands of women in the world, and those who shouldn't be provoked must not be provoked!"
What he said was sincere and sincere, but Bajie listened to him, but he was extremely unhappy. This tone was completely like the elders scolding the younger generation.
"In this Heavenly Palace, there are quite a few unmarried female fairy families. If the canopy is interested, I can ask Yue Lao to help you tie the knot." With a slight curvature on Haotian's face, he pretended to think deeply for a while , said, "By the way, what do you think of Aunt Feng Shiba?"
When Bajie heard this, he rolled his eyes, "Forget it, Aunt Feng Shiba, Your Majesty should leave it to Taibai Jinxing, he should take care of it!"
Haotian looked at Taibai Jinxing beside him, Taibai Jinxing was full of fear, "Your Majesty, I dare not!"
Seeing Haotian's appearance, Haotian smiled. As a person in power, he prefers his subordinates who are in awe of him.
Bajie complained endlessly, why don't you promise me one of your daughters? There are so many female celestial beings in heaven, why not choose the Eighteen Niangs.
It's not that this eighteenth lady is ugly, and Bajie didn't mean to dislike it. If I want to say who is this eighteenth aunt, there is a god in the heaven, whose surname is Feng, who ranks eighteenth in his family. In the heavenly court, she was sealed as a god, and she was in charge of blowing the wind and attracting the wind. All the immortals in the heavenly court called her Feng Po.
Although she is not ugly, she is already an old woman, Ba Jie doesn't like it, Haotian mentioning Feng Po is clearly trying to clean him up, Ba Jie is very displeased in his heart, but he suppresses it and doesn't show it.
After all, I can be regarded as running an errand under the hands of others now. This is not the Dragon Palace, and there is no one to support him, so he can't do anything casually.
Although he was respectful on the face, Bajie thought in his heart, you won't let me go to the Taiyin Star, I will go anyway, harassing, right? , fine me?
It can be said that Ba Jie is a bit rebellious, and because of this, perhaps it has laid the groundwork for his future encounters.
Looking at Bajie's expression of being overwhelmed, Haotian felt a little happy in his heart. At this moment, a woman's singing and swallowing suddenly came to mind in the room.
Haotian frowned, and looked around for the source of the voice. In this mansion with the canopy, there are actually female relatives hidden?
His eyes fell on a golden light curtain on the table in front of Bajie, and it was from here that the voice came, "Canopy, what is this?"
Tianpeng heard the words, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "The thing I got by chance a few days ago, or a treasure, is very interesting. There is a little guy named Cowherd in the mortal world, who watches girls take a bath. With this treasure, you can Take a peek, Your Majesty is willing to take a look!"
It’s also because of Bajie’s sad reminder. It’s not long since I got this live broadcast gold card, and I haven’t figured out how to play it. It’s the first time I watched it today. I didn’t even know that the live broadcast was Seven Fairies taking a bath. Don't you want to have a firecracker?
Taibai Jinxing watched from the side, and was startled at first, but didn't expect Bajie to have such a thing.
But when he saw the live broadcast, he was terrified, and almost sat down on the ground. This goddamn sky is about to collapse.
He wanted to stop it, but it was too late, Haotian stretched his neck over.
Fortunately, the scene was relatively dark, and only a few indistinct figures and the laughter of orioles could be seen.
Haotian didn't seem to notice it at first, but slowly, he had already noticed something, and the sullen look flashed across his face, but he kept his composure, and slowly asked Bajie about the live broadcast.
Bajie didn't suspect him, he just told Haotian what he knew.
Haotian took a look at the unsightly bullet screens, as well as some ids for giving gifts, all of which were faintly memorized in his heart, and then he checked the fan list.
His eyes paused for a while on the number one "Tiandao 1989", and then fell on the second place.
"Taibai little star?"
Haotian turned his face, looked at Taibai Jinxing who was almost dying beside him, and showed a smile.
That smile almost didn't make Taibai Jinxing's heart burst. By the side of Mr. Chang, he naturally knows Haotian's character very well. If he shows such a smile, it means that he is very angry in his heart. man.
Taibai Jinxing laughed dryly, pretending to be nonchalant, just joking, can he admit that this little Taibai Xingxing is him? Isn't that self-inflicted? Is it too long?
On the contrary, he wanted to pretend that nothing had happened. With this nickname alone, no one could prove that this little Taibai Xingxing was him, and maybe he could escape disaster.
"Not bad, interesting." Haotian said, with a smile on his face, but those who really know him well can know that he is definitely extremely angry.
"Haha, that's right, I don't know who made this magic weapon, I can't help but want to give some merit." Bajie didn't notice it, and still laughed there, "Your Majesty, look at the beautiful figures of these women. , she is really graceful and graceful, more beautiful than many fairy daughters in our Tiangong, but it's a pity that she can't see it clearly, it's really a pity!"
Haotian listened, with a stiff smile on his face, without saying a word. At this time, Bajie seemed to have discovered something wrong, "Hey, why do I feel that the voices of these women are a little familiar? Well, they are so familiar !"
Haotian's face darkened.
"'Please call me Buddha' to give 'Midnight Cowherd' a golden wheel of merit*1!"
"'Please call me Buddha' to give 'Midnight Cowherd' a golden wheel of merit*2!"
"'Please call me Buddha' to give 'Midnight Cowherd' a golden wheel of merit*3!"
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"'Little Shutter' will give 'Midnight Cowherd' a merit box*1!"
"'Handsome Cow Demon King' gave 'Midnight Cowherd' a golden wheel of merit*1!"
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