Text Chapter 616: A Little Accident

Outside, the two were sitting and watching TV. Inside was a special performance by Zhou Libo, a well-known comedian in Zhonghai. The local TV station bought the right to broadcast it. Playing it in the morning, noon and evening, the effect is really good.

Zhou Jiexi felt that especially Zhou Libo imitated the leader's speech, raised his palm in his hand, and said that the great leaders have already said that the salary is up to five yuan, and the maximum salary is five yuan. After speaking, in which era, people will be arrested gone. This joke is still hilarious.

There is also a section where people wear seat belts while driving. One boss just didn’t wear seat belts, and ended up having sex with the traffic police. Then this single-shoulder backpack was used as a seat belt, but in the end it was carried backwards, and the traffic police arrested him. Zhou Jiexi was very happy to see him talking about several roles by himself, and his performance was also very layered.

"This guy is so funny, when will I have the chance to watch his latest jokes?" Zhou Jiexi pointed to the TV and said.

"He has a special performance in Zhonghai's theater, and the tickets are very popular. You can pay more for scalpers. Anyway, you are here, so we will go and see it when the time comes." He said looking at Zhou Jiexi, "But You might not think it looks as good as it does on TV."

"Why?"

"His stand-up comedy is rooted in Zhonghai culture, and most of his speech is Zhonghai language. There is no subtitle team to help you translate Zhonghai dialect. If you are not Zhonghai, you can't understand it."

"Ah, how could someone not understand it? I'm a language genius. I can still understand a little bit of Zhonghai dialect. I don't even have a problem with Cantonese. Don't underestimate people!" Zhou Jiexi said in Zhonghai dialect. Speaking in Cantonese, it really bluffed the third sister.

"So powerful?" Third Sister looked at him in surprise.

"Hehe...that's ordinary people, I really haven't told them!" Zhou Jiexi said proudly, he couldn't understand what the little fairies in the space were saying! After learning the languages ​​of several major countries, Zhou Jiexi asked them to learn some dialects for later use, but unexpectedly it was really useful.

They were chatting happily, and the mother just picked up the child. When the third sister saw it, she immediately said "Wow! She put on her slippers and ran over, looking at Niu Niu, she asked softly, "Do you know who I am? "

Without even thinking about it, Niu Niu said, "Fourth Aunt." She has seen the photos and has a good memory, so she can tell who this person is at a glance.

Immediately sighed and said, "What a smart kid!" Then gave birth to his hands, "Then aunt, how about hugging you?"

The little girl thought about it for a while, "Then you have to ask grandma. Dad said that the grandparents are the biggest in the family. Except for him, you have to listen to grandparents. Then you can go to the aunts."

"Zhou Jiexi..." The fourth sister glanced at her younger brother, she really doesn't spare any room for flattering her mother! Always remember to educate your children, you really gain experience.

The mother was happy when she heard that, and kissed the little girl, "You are really a good boy, okay let your aunt hug you! Hehe..."

"Auntie, hug and hug!" The little girl couldn't bear to hurt her grandma, she would be in her arms, and after being with her for so long, she was taken away by someone, she thought grandma might be lost.

And Zhou Jiexi was thinking, when did he teach this? 'Sure enough, the children nowadays are much smarter than him! Let your dad and I take the blame for the responsibility!

When the third sister came back, she heard a lot of laughter when she entered the room. The little girl teased the adults to laugh, and surrounded them like a princess. "Hi, can I join your fun party?"

"Who knows that?" Fourth Sister pointed to Third Sister and asked.

"Third Aunt!" Niuniu said quickly.

"Wow, is this the little princess of our old Zhou family?" The third sister looked at Niu Niu excitedly and said, then put down the things in her hand: "Come here, auntie, give me a hug!"

"Go there quickly! Don't be afraid, my aunt likes children like Niuniu the most." Zhou Jiexi said to Niuniu, and the child who was still a little nervous at first let go of his nervousness and walked over at a faster pace.

The third sister picked her up and said in her arms: "Good guy, our little princess is so beautiful!"

"Hehe..." Niuniu laughed happily after being praised.

Half of the family gathered together, and everyone had a great time. As a result, no one remembered to cook. Everyone looked at the time, and after a wry smile, they felt that it was better to go out to eat. The third sister and the fourth sister are local snakes, so they called the hotel here to book a big box, so that it would not be beautiful if there was no space for a party in the past.

The whole family can walk to the restaurant in a few steps. At this time, driving is probably not as fast as walking. City life seems to be fast-paced, but driving is slow-paced, and you can't go fast even if you want to. Sometimes the cyclist is much faster than you, so it is not only green but also surrounded.

"What does Niuniu like to eat?" The third sister asked while holding the child.

Zhou Jiexi looked at them and couldn't help saying: "Sister, you are already seven years old, so don't hug them all the time!"

"I like it! The first time I saw my niece, I couldn't hug her too much!" Then I began to criticize, "It's also your father who caused me to see Niuniu now. You said that if we knew Niuniu earlier , that should be such a good thing!"

"Yeah, you're right, it's all my fault!" Zhou Jiexi has already scolded enough today, so he will surrender quickly!

"Ouch..." the third sister was bumped into someone suddenly and still bumped into someone. She lost her footing and was about to fall. The people who met behind saw that there was a child in her hand, and quickly reached out to support her, and the people next to them also quickly handed over their hands.

Zhou Jiexi is striding up now, grabbing her right hand to ensure that the child will not fall off, third sister, oh everyone, help, it has stabilized. The person has stabilized his heart but has not yet stabilized. He lowered his head and looked at the child in his arms. It would be a bit reluctant to hold him.

Put it on the ground and have a look: "How is Niuniu? Did you bump into it somewhere, and fell?"

"Let's see, let's see, is the child okay?" The mother rushed up to see the child, and the fourth sister followed closely behind, touching left and right to see that nothing was wrong, so she felt relieved. Seeing so many people, Zhou Jiexi couldn't get his hands in. It was true that he didn't fall just now, so there is no need to worry.

But he was also angry, looking at the people over there without saying loudly: "How did you walk? Did you see it? You are in such a hurry, did you see any adults or children? Fake..."

Over there, a young man with sunglasses and a hat stood up and protected the woman who had just bumped into her behind. Zhou Jiexi's physique was still very threatening. Especially with his shirt and black coat, he looked muscular, and he could beat them all at once without much effort.