I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 302: Being a Captain Is Really Tiring

An Lin injected Qi into Su Qianyun's transmission notes, and asked Huang Shanshan to help get two ID cards.

One is named Su Qianyun and the other is named Bai Dachun.

Later, he bought mobile phones and applied for cards for the two of them.

After finishing his work, he looked confused.

An Lin discovered a very serious problem. Neither Dabai nor Su Qianyun knew Chinese! Dabai has never learned, Su Qianyun has never learned, they are just two idiots, they want a mobile phone to make trouble! ?

Xu Xiaolan was very enthusiastic about teaching Su Qianyun how to use a mobile phone, at least teaching her how to make and receive calls. Dabai was also very active in learning from An Lin. He carefully fiddled with his phone with his thick dog paws. His expression was both excited and excited, as if he was on the battlefield.

Whisper.

"Ding dong."

A message appeared on Huang Shanshan’s WeChat account.

Someone requested to add a friend and added the message "I am Bai Dachun".

accept.

Bai Dachun: "Hello, sister Shanshan, I am Bai Dachun!"

Huang Shanshan: "Well, you are the pet next to An Lin, right?"

Bai Dachun: "Yes, you really remember me."

Dabai was very excited and sent a naked selfie of it to Huang Shanshan.

Bai Dachun: "Are you handsome?"

Huang Shanshan: "..."

Bai Dachun: "What other poses do you like? I'll take them for you."

Later, he sent a nude selfie in a coquettish pose to Huang Shanshan.

Huang Shanshan: "..."

Bai Dachun: "What do you mean by sending a little bit?"

However, Dabai's words were not sent out.

The system prompts: "You and Huang Shanshan are not friends. If you want to have a conversation, please add friends first."

Dabai jumped up after listening to Brother An's oral translation: "Huh? Sister Shanshan deleted me? How could this happen? What did I do wrong? No, it must be Brother An who tricked me! Woof!"

An Lin was responsible for both typing and translating, and Dabai felt that he had been cheated.

An Lin looked away with an indifferent expression, not wanting to pay attention to Dabai.

Dabai handed the phone to Xu Xiaolan and pleaded with an aggrieved look: "Fairy Lanlan, look at the chat history. Is it what Brother An said?"

Xu Xiaolan: "..."

She took a look and realized that she was indeed like Dabai, so she silently returned the phone to Dabai, not bothering to explain.

Seeing Xu Xiaolan and An Lin's disdainful expressions, Dabai finally realized something was wrong.

It murmured to itself: "Is the way I flirt with girls wrong? But isn't this how girls should be flirted with?"

The corners of An Lin's mouth twitched slightly. He wanted to take this opportunity to make Dabai realize his problem, but he didn't expect that it had no idea of ​​its own problems and was hopeless!

At this moment, his cell phone suddenly rang.

I took it out and saw that it was Huang Shanshan calling.

No way, is it because of Dabai's teasing that he came to investigate?

An Lin felt a little panicked, but still answered the phone.

"Hey, Sister Shanshan, what's going on?"

"An Lin!!!" Huang Shanshan's angry voice came from the mobile phone, "Are Yao Mingxi and Hu Guan the team members you lead!?"

"Uh...yeah." An Lin was dumbfounded, and a bad premonition arose in his heart.

"Come and get us, those two people were caught performing acrobatics at the temple fair!" Huang Shanshan shouted.

An Lin was even more confused when he heard this: "What? Why do you need to arrest people when performing acrobatics?"

Huang Shanshan said angrily: "Have you ever seen a chest-breaking boulder performance? Have you really seen the chest-breaking boulder? Have you ever seen a sword-swallowing show? Have you really seen the sword being chewed into pieces and swallowed into the stomach? Have you ever seen it? The fire-breathing performance involves spitting fire directly from the mouth without drinking kerosene or alcohol?"

An Lin wiped his cold sweat and replied: "I haven't seen it before..."

Huang Shanshan sneered: "Everyone who participated in the temple fair has seen it."

An Lin swayed and was so frightened that he almost lost his balance: "Hold the grass!"

"Seeing that Yao Mingxi and Hu Guan did not resist when they were arrested by the National Special Operations Department, and had a good attitude of admitting their mistakes, I will not report this matter to heaven. I will send you the address, and you can go get it quickly. Let them go and give them some ideological and political education!" Huang Shanshan's voice came from the mobile phone.

"Okay, I will educate them well!"

An Lin regretted letting them move freely, which only caused trouble for him.

"Humph, you've added another workload to me, what do you want!?" Huang Shanshan complained and hung up the phone.

An Lin sighed, turned on his phone, and headed towards the location coordinates sent by Huang Shanshan.

Xu Xiaolan and Su Qianyun continued shopping in the capital. It was the captain's duty to recruit people and it had nothing to do with them, so there was no need to follow them.

Only Tian Lingling still followed An Lin, for no other reason than because Dabai was so good at riding.

Henan Province, in a special detention center.

An Lin fished out Yao Mingxi and Hu Guan.

The two of them were so excited that their eyes were red when they saw An Lin.

"Brother An, I'm sorry, I've caused you trouble. It was me who suggested the idea of ​​trying acrobatics. Come at me if you want to hit or scold me." Hu Guan stared at An Lin with extremely hot eyes.

"Brother An, it's all my fault. It was me who failed to take care of Junior Hu Guan, and even did such stupid things with him. I am willing to bear all the blame!" Yao Mingxi looked at An Lin deeply with a look of guilt and self-blame.

An Lin took another breath of cold air. He was most afraid of men giving him this kind of look. Goosebumps rose on his skin.

He seriously provided profound ideological and political education to the two of them, often for an hour.

The two crazy fans listened to their idol's lecture very seriously and even took out a small notebook to write down the key points.

Tian Lingling was amazed at the side. They were so excited to listen to such boring things. It simply refreshed her three views.

Just when Tian Lingling was dozing off and taking a nap with her back against Dabai, An Lin finally finished what he was going to say.

"You guys go, be careful next time."

An Lin was tired of talking and started to let the two leave.

Unexpectedly, the two refused and wanted to follow An Lin.

An Lin hesitated for a moment, but finally took great pains to drive away the two crazy fans.

Just kidding, letting two fanatical men follow me alone, who knows what terrible things will happen.

"Are you done? It's really not easy for you to be the captain." Tian Lingling rolled up her chestnut hair at her temples, and a sweet smile rose on her delicate face.

An Lin leaned on Dabai with Tian Lingling, looking dejected, and didn't want to talk.

He first thundered desperately in the commercial street of Beijing, and then rushed to Henan Province to rescue people in a hurry. He was also scolded twice by Huang Shanshan. Who can understand this bitterness?

The pressure on this captain is really huge...

Su Qianyun's problem should be solved. Now he hopes that Yao Mingxi and Hu Guan can restrain themselves and listen to his words. Then he will be thankful.

Not long after, An Lin's phone rang again.

He looked down and trembled. It was Huang Shanshan again!

Nothing happened again... An Lin was so nervous.

"Hey, Sister Shanshan, what's the matter?"

"An Lin! Is Tang Ximen your man!?"

An Lin was stunned when he heard this. Tang Ximen was a senior in the fourth year. Before leaving, he said he was going to see an old friend. He looked quite stable and should not cause any trouble.

When he thought of this, he had to bite the bullet and said, "Well... yes, Tang Ximen is my team member."

"Ha! An Lin is really good, did you do it on purpose?"

"Sister Shanshan, what happened..."

"Tang Ximen and the head of Huashan Sect were fighting on Huashan Mountain, and they cut off a section of the mountain. What do you think happened? Huh!?"

An Lin's whole body softened when he heard the news.

Damn! How did they fight to Huashan Mountain?

"This matter is very serious. Although it is far away from the scenic area, it has destroyed China's material cultural heritage. Bring spiritual stones when you come to rescue people! Haha, do you want to kill me? I won't protect you this time!" Huang Shanshan's shout came from the phone.

An Lin was so scared that he sat on the ground with tears in his eyes.

What do you mean by killing you? It's the team members who killed me! ! !

Whoever wants to be the captain can be the captain, I quit!

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