I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 311 I Must Eat Dog Meat Today!

Dabai seemed very excited in the morning and kept reading a little porn book for An Lin.

"Brother An, this is my favorite."

"But...this face is very charming, I like it too, woof!"

An Lin's resentment level was increasing. He didn't want to read it, but the book was right in front of him, and his sight was right there. He didn't even have the right to close his eyes or turn his head.

"Ah!" At this time, a familiar scream came.

Su Qianyun covered her blushing face, turned around and ran away.

An Lin: "..."

Seeing this, Dabai finally restrained himself and silently put away the little yellow book.

"Brother An, no matter whether you can see these pictures or not, I will never give up."

"I didn't do all this just to make you miss me..."

"I will continue tomorrow, woof!"

An Lin: "..."

Don't worry, he will never forget Baymax's suffocating operation.

In the morning, Xuanyuan Cheng also got up from meditating.

He held a simple long sword and practiced sword practice in front of An Lin.

Every sword move contains the spirit of all things in the world and is extremely exquisite.

The posture while dancing is chic and charming. In one word, handsome!

Sure enough, such a pleasing sword dance is the normal style of painting.

You should watch something like this early in the morning.

Looking at Brother Cheng and then at Dabai, An Lin wanted to eat dog meat again.

Time passes slowly.

At noon, Xu Xiaolan appeared in front of An Lin again.

Her complexion had recovered a lot. She winked playfully at An Lin's frozen face, and then walked to the pavilion to chat, play chess, and drink tea.

"Classmate Xiaolan, why did you sleep for so long?" Su Qianyun took Xu Xiaolan's arm and asked curiously.

"Well...it's such a leisurely day, why don't you just sleep in." Xu Xiaolan yawned and replied with a smile.

Su Qianyun looked up at her pink and jade-carved face and complained: "Xiaolan, let me tell you, Dabai is such a rogue dog, stay away from it."

"Wow! How could Su Qianyun slander me like this!" Dabai immediately refused and said righteously, "Everything I did this morning was what Brother An ordered me to do before he was frozen!"

An Lin: "???"

Is Dabai better steamed or braised?

Su Qianyun stared at her beautiful blue eyes and asked in surprise: "Really?"

"Of course! Do you think I am that kind of dog?" Dabai answered seriously.

"What did Dabai do this morning?" Xu Xiaolan asked curiously.

"This..." A blush appeared on Su Qianyun's fragile face, and she was a little embarrassed to speak.

"Actually, it's something that men often do. It's a normal thing. You don't need to know."

Dabai Feng passed by calmly.

Su Qianyun hesitated and did not answer.

Xu Xiaolan stopped pursuing the matter after hearing this, and everyone continued to chat about other aspects.

An Lin breathed a sigh of relief.

There are still two days until the death countdown of this cheater Dabai...

Time keeps passing.

Xu Xiaolan would still sneak over at night, activate the Nine Mysterious God Fire Beads, warm An Lin, and quietly accompany An Lin through the long and cold night.

Dabai will still read pornographic books to An Ge in the morning, and use Bai's Hot Blood Method to "treat" An Lin's freezing effect.

Xuanyuan Cheng would sword dance in front of An Lin every day, hoping to relieve his boredom or simply show off his coquettish sword moves.

As for Su Qianyun, she stood around An Lin awkwardly. She didn't know what to do or say. She was worried a lot and was afraid that if she didn't do well, she would hurt An Lin. She often looked at An Lin with a cute expression. I want to see if An Lin really can't move at all...

An Mingchuan often came to chat with An Lin, and even persuaded An Lin not to practice such perverted exercises anymore, telling him that all roads lead to Rome.

The experience these days has been really special for An Lin.

The frozen An Lin still felt cold, but the bone-chilling cold became warmer because of the relatives and friends around him. Because of them, An Lin felt that turning into a frozen man was not a terrible thing. At least he would not be alone or despair.

The last day.

The sun shines on the crystal ice cubes, and the ice cubes are actually filled with water droplets.

"Classmate An Lin's ice cubes have begun to melt!" Su Qianyun said in surprise.

"Huh... it really melted after three days, so I don't have to worry anymore." Xuanyuan Cheng breathed a sigh of relief upon seeing this.

Xu Xiaolan looked nervously and expectantly at the melting ice around An Lin, wishing that he could add more fire to make it melt faster.

Dabai hid behind An Mingchuan and looked at An Lin with a guilty conscience.

Didn't Brother An hear what Ben Wang said in the pavilion? Brother An will understand my good intentions, right?

Click...

The crystal cold ice cracked, and then fell to the ground like broken glass.

Without the support of the ice, An Lin's body slowly fell towards the ground.

Everyone was shocked when they saw this, and immediately rushed over to help An Lin up who was about to fall to the ground. Xu Xiaolan pressed her soft bare hands against An Lin's chest, and the essence and warm power of fire flowed into his body from her palms, warming him. His body dredged his hard and frozen meridians.

"Thank you, I'm fine!" An Lin looked at Xu Xiaolan gratefully and stood firm.

His body recovered quickly, and it seemed that the freezing had no sequelae, which made him relieved.

"Great, Linzi, you finally woke up!"

An Mingchuan hugged An Lin excitedly: "Listen to Dad, don't practice this kind of skills in the future, it's too scary..."

"Okay, I've been listening to you chattering for three days, I won't practice it in the future." An Lin smiled and replied.

An Mingchuan was surprised: "You were frozen, and you can still hear us talking?"

An Lin smiled and nodded: "Of course, I can see and hear."

He glanced at the people around him and whispered: "It's great to have you here!"

Xu Xiaolan was slightly startled when she heard the words, her beautiful face like white jade turned red, and her fair and simple little hands were clenched tightly.

She was a little panicked. Did An Lin know what she said and did during those three nights?

Dabai trembled when he heard the words, sticking out his tongue and winking at An Lin, trying his best to please him.

"Okay, classmate An Lin, you have just thawed, go and rest first." Xuanyuan Cheng was still very worried about An Lin, and immediately suggested.

An Lin did not look at Dabai. He shook his head and said with a smile: "No, I am in a good mental state now. Tonight... I will treat everyone to dog meat."

An Mingchuan was stunned: "Dog meat? There seem to be few places selling dog meat in Beijing."

An Lin finally locked his eyes on Dabai and smiled strangely: "No, Dabai weighs several hundred kilograms, enough for us to eat..."

Everyone: "..."

Dabai's body trembled, and he immediately turned around and ran away!

"Want to run?" An Lin smiled coldly, and wind wings appeared behind him, rushing towards Dabai like a gust of wind.

Dabai's snow-white tail was grabbed by a big hand, and his whole body was thrown backwards by a huge force.

"Spare my life! Brother An, I am doing this for your own good, woof woof woof!" Dabai was so scared that his face turned pale and he wailed loudly.

"Haha, when you decided to die, you should have thought about my fate after I came out."

An Lin sneered, and his fist fell on Dabai's body without hesitation.

Raging wind and rain! Thunder roared! The sky is falling and the earth is cracking!

Bang bang bang... bang bang bang... da da da... puff puff puff...

Bang bang bang... bang bang bang... da da da... puff puff puff...

Dabai's miserable howl with endless regret resounded through the sky.

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