Volume 85 Chapter 85: Multiplying Sadness by Two
At this moment, the door was pushed open with a rattling sound, and Ye Dong's bold voice came in from the door: "It's okay, come in, now in the afternoon, no one in our dormitory is sleeping late, why are you all staring blankly, don't you want to be together?" Are you playing cards?"
Ye Dong looked at his girlfriend and her dormmate outside the door, both staring at the door in a daze, and turned his head in wonder.
The six eyes met, and the three of them froze on the spot, shit! Qin Guan and Wang Lei were seen again.
Wang Lei was drying his half-dry hair with his bare upper body, while Qin Guan's trousers were still hanging on his thighs, revealing his gourd-baby-themed floral underpants.
There was silence, Ye Dong's heart was roaring and trembling, why are you changing clothes at this time! Why are you! At the same time, a small voice is playing back as an inconspicuous background music, you are going to lose money, you are going to lose money...
Qin Guan sniffed his snot, and pulled up his pants calmly, what were he afraid of? The first time is raw and the second time is familiar. Yesterday, the wet body was seen, but today it is just a small dry body, so don't be afraid.
Wang Lei is even more indifferent, isn't he shameless? The man had no breasts, and his delicate skin didn't protest, and those female classmates had no face to protest.
So the brazen Qin Guan lifted up his baggy sweatpants, waved to the girls outside the door, and said, "Why are you all standing there? Didn't you say you want to play poker?"
Pat, clack, clack, the popsicle in Liu Xiaoyang's mouth, the phone in Mu Le's hand, and the mouse in front of Li Jie all fell down.
Clothes, what kind of feelings created the male god Qin Guan, and what kind of hometown gave birth to such a wonderful flower?
What can the girls outside the door do? Everyone could only pretend that nothing had happened, and lined up to enter the dormitory on the steps Qin Guan gave.
Li Jie consciously turned off the computer and gave up the biggest table in the dormitory. Didn't they come to play cards?
There are 6 people in the male dormitory of one's own side, and 3 people in the female dormitory of the other party. Someone must quit the poker field.
Liu Xiaoyang and everyone don't like to take him to play, so they can only be a sideline assistant. Yang Jing and Ye Dong are alone.
Li Jie moved the computer to the small table next to the bed. He wanted to play Red Police and was kicked out.
Wang Lei and Qin Guan looked at each other and formed an alliance, and the remaining girls were in a group. Although it was a bit bullying, the two were very happy.
As for General Muller, he continued to talk about his love phone calls, and was automatically blocked by everyone.
A few people rummaged through boxes and chests to find all the poker cards, and then began to sort the suits and group them. Wang Lei drew one of the four cards, a spade, and the fat one of the two girls drew a spade, too. This grouping is very clear.
A few people shuffled the cards, Yang Jing felt that playing like this was not enough, and some punishment mechanisms were needed to make the game more fun.
So everyone made a rule, every level difference between the two sides, the winning side will draw a bastard + stickers for the losing side.
The tense game began, and the two sides competed for the second.
'Crack' Ye Dong threw down a piece of diamond two, grabbed the upper hand, swish, swish, buckled his hole card, and after walking around for two rounds, Wang Lei and Qin Guan became dejected. They couldn't blame the government for their fate, and the pitiful three pieces of square in their hands No one can restore it.
The little chubby girl on the opposite side played a card in her hand, looked at it carefully, and suddenly yelled: "Oh, it seems that a pair of 2 can turn against the master, right?"
Qin Guan and Wang Lei nodded, and the little fat girl continued, "I have two 2 of Hearts, but I forgot to reverse them."
Qin Guan looked at the handful of hearts in his hand, and subconsciously accused: "Why did you forget? Can you forget all of this?"
The little chubby girl blushed, looked at Qin Guan and thought for a long time and said, "I'm thinking about the plot of Calabash Baby."
With a bang, Li Jie fell off the bed. Sorry, I couldn't sit still.
Who are you lying to? Such a big bed rolled onto the ground?
What else can Qin Guan say? What did he dare to say? I can only pretend to cough twice and tell the little fat girl: "Be careful next time, don't do this."
The little chubby girl grinned, patted her chest and promised: "Just look at it, I'm the king of cards in the family."
Qin Guan and Wang Lei continued to muster up their courage, and after playing the hand, as expected, all the dead were killed, a note was pasted on each person's face, and there was an extra bastard.
No! On Qin Guan's face, there are two bastards, one note, and Wang Lei has two notes, one bastard, the girl is here as a guest, wouldn't it be good to go back with a bastard?
So the two bear all the consequences of losing.
But the bad luck has not shifted, it still closely follows Qin Guan.
"Oh, I forgot to take out the tractor, I dismantled it." This is the second time for the little fat girl.
Ye Dong's combination was promoted to a level, and they hit 4. Qin Guan and Wang Lei added the weight of failure to their faces.
"Oh, this 4 is the master, I made a mistake." Points were deducted, less than 80 points, still not on stage.
Ye Dong's combination hit 5, and Liu Xiaoyang's familiar sticky note was a bastard.
After a lap, the girls had enough of their poker addiction and returned to the dormitory contentedly. On the way, they still didn't forget to grab some cold tea and gossip.
"Qin Guan's figure is awesome."
"Well, it's pretty good."
"Gourd baby..." "Puff" "Puff" "Puff"
When all the girls in the dormitory were gone, Qin Guan and Wang Lei turned their heads and wanted to settle accounts with Ye Dong. The notes on their faces danced with the air current as they shook their heads.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" Ye Dong also didn't care about his fate, pointing at these two and laughed loudly: "Will you wash your face first? Hahahaha!"
Amidst the wild laughter of the dormitory people, the two left the dormitory with a washbasin and soap in their hands.
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Another group of people came up the stairs, a group of them carried luggage, some with big bags, and they were making a fuss, following the teacher who led the team, going up the stairs to find their children's dormitory, and saw Such a scene.
Two under the cover of a thick note. The student who was painted with bastards all over his face, who looked like Zhang Fei, was holding two washbasins in a daze, and collided with the journey of their pedestrians.
The scene was silent again, Qin Guan and Wang Lei's invincible face made them win again, and they turned into the water room as if nothing had happened in front of everyone's eyes.
Chirping, buzzing, the parents continued to follow behind the leading teacher noisily as if nothing had happened.
After everyone had divided the dormitories, the counselors left one after another. Several parents just looked around, pulled their children secretly, and told them: "I think the people in your dormitory are easy to get along with, and there should be no campus violence. If they bully you, you must Tell the family, your mother and I beat them all over the head."
This is a good baby in the family, the scene of Qin Guan just now frightened him, okay? After listening to my mother's words, I feel at ease. I will go to school obediently. College students are so scary.