Honkai Biography

Chapter 75 Traditional Romance, Choose the Snake and Follow It

In Mebius' laboratory,

Wutong frowned, cleaned the wound on his lip, and healed it.

On the side, Xiaoshi, who was wearing a white vest, shorts and bare feet, was using instruments to check his physical condition, while grinning and saying: "Hey, let me tell you, can you two pay attention? You know Will your every move cause much psychological harm to me, a single person who has been single for a thousand years?"

After so many years, Xiaoshi looks a little less sharp than when he was born, and a little more "silly".

What remains unchanged is her bright smile and her neat and beautiful white teeth.

Fortunately, her character was not "contaminated" by Wutong and she learned bad things.

"Singles? Where did you learn the word?" Wutong casually found a topic.

He picked up the scrapped sweeping robot from the ground, repaired it, and let it continue to work hard.

"Online."

"Don't use it blindly, it's not a good word."

"Of course I know, but I don't use this word, so what should I use?"

"Well..." Wutong muttered, "Being far away without a wife, dying without a man, being alone, admiring oneself alone... all of these are fine."

"Oh, these bad words have been overused! Why do you act like an old antique? You must keep pace with the times~" Xiaoshi waved his hand.

“In a few years, the word single will be overused.”

"Then we'll talk about it then!"

Xiaoshi sat up from the CT machine, patted his belly, and said, "Oops~ Another test has been completed. Can it be finished before dinner?"

"How can it be so fast? It will take at least 7 days." Mebius said, staring at the screen.

After saying that, Snake took advantage of Wutong's inattention and stepped on his instep, then jumped two steps to the left, avoiding Wutong's grasping hand.

"What?! Seven days?!" Xiaoshi scratched his head, "Does it need to be checked so carefully?"

"Of course, it's not like you don't understand your physical condition. It's very troublesome... Huh? I'm warning you, don't come over. I'm still angry! What do you want to do?!"

"You two, stop making trouble and check it out quickly! Finish things quickly and quickly. I hate places like laboratories the most." The playful Xiaoshi urged for the first time.

The main reason why Wutong came to Mebius today was to help Xiaoshi.

During the recent period, Xiaoshi watched Hua become stronger and surpass her little by little, and she felt less and less uncomfortable, and more and more powerless.

Although her physical fitness is good, it is a "replica" after all, and there has been no "mutation" or "miracle". Relatively speaking, the "lower limit" is relatively high, but the "upper limit" is not as good as Hua and others.

Moreover, there is one thing that makes Xiaoshi the most unwilling, that is, she has never won the championship in the unlimited individual competition.

The unlimited competition is extremely valuable, especially the individual competition. Whoever gets first place means that she is the strongest person that year, except for the Wutong family.

The competition in which Qianjie won the championship had the lowest gold content. Because it was the first competition, the competition system was not very complete, and there were not that many people participating in the competition. The competition in subsequent competitions became more intense.

Hua, Ling, Su, Ji Lin, Xiao Yun, Kaiwen, Cheng Lingshuang... all had won individual championships, but Xiaoshi had not, which made her very unconvinced.

Is she worse than them?

Xiaoshi feels that he is no worse than anyone else.

If Xiao Yun and Cheng Lingshuang fight against her now, she has a greater chance of winning!

In fact, what is shocking is that Kevin, who has attracted much attention, has never won a championship. His luck is particularly bad, and various accidents always occur. He often encounters Hua, Su or others who are more restrained in advance. Kaiwen.

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.

Sometimes when he is out of touch, Kevin will inexplicably choose to withdraw from the game, which makes all the "dog gamblers" hate him, but there is nothing they can do against him.

Kevin also got a nickname on the Internet, "Dog Butcher's Knife". No one can guess whether he will win or lose in the next game.

By the way, Kevin actually never gambles. When he finds a casino, he will directly "run the house".

Xiaoshi has a strong competitive spirit and a strong sense of honor. The less he can win the championship, the more he wants to win, and he almost has inner demons.

However, she is becoming increasingly powerless. This year's individual competition championship will most likely be won by Hua or Su.

Hmm... It should be obtained by Old Antique. Xiaoshi heard that there seems to be something wrong with Su's situation. It's not certain whether he can make it to the top eight this year, and maybe he won't even make it to the top sixteen.

Therefore, Xiaoshi came to Wutong for help. She wanted to make her physical fitness stronger. At the very least, she would not be burdened by her body.

Although it is difficult, Wutong will naturally not refuse. After all, they are friends. He and Mebius will find a way.

It's a good thing to be as passionate and eager to win as Xiaoshi, but we don't know how many people in the four major organizations have chosen to live a "rotten" lifestyle.

It's night, the moon is white and the wind is clear.

Mebius turned off the lights in the laboratory and invited the night into the room.

"You really don't want to stay at my house?" Wutong asked.

"Well, I won't go. I'm upset when I see that little girl. I'll come directly here tomorrow morning." Xiaoshi put on her shoes.

She and Lin Chaoyu were old enemies. Although Xiaoshi was not afraid of Lin Chaoyu, he really couldn't talk to each other and was always at a disadvantage in terms of words.

"You don't mind it too much trouble.

. "Mebius said.

"What's the trouble? Anyway, there is a portal, and it takes less than 5 minutes to go back and forth. It's better than being unhappy." Xiaoshi has a good attitude and likes to do things that make him happy. "Besides, I can sleep in my own bed." More comfortable."

"Okay, fly slower on the road, avoid the birds, and don't kill another thrush for me to treat. My time is very precious." Mebius said.

"Oh, I know, doctor, see you later!" Xiaoshi opened the corridor window, waved, and flew out without looking back.

After seeing Xiao Shi off, Wutong and Mebius walked out of the laboratory building, preparing to go to the night market for a bite to eat. Then they saw a person standing under the Wutong tree at the door, Su Yan.

The moon rises brightly, and there are outstanding people.

The beauty under the moon is even more sultry.

Finally, she seemed to be waiting for Wutong, and she dressed herself up a little.

She was wearing a white sun hat and a cool summer dress. The sandals were very nice because her little feet were charming.

Zhongyan held a plate of red pyramid-like...cakes in his hands? Wutong was not sure, but he had a bad premonition.

To be fair, Wutong thought that although Zhanyan had never cooked, her cooking skills should be pretty good.

It’s easy to make a dish using the Herrscher of Reason’s ability.

But...what if? What if you "win the lottery"?

"Made for you."

Finally, the "cake" was handed to Wutong.

Yes, it seems it is unavoidable.

To be honest, Wutong didn't really want to eat it because he didn't know what it was. However, after just a moment of hesitation, he broke off a small piece of it and threw it into his mouth.

After all, it was made by Zhan Yan himself! It's a piece of her heart that no one else can eat.

Hmm... the taste is surprisingly good. It looks like a cake, but the chew is very chewy and not dry. It is overall sweet, but the sweetness is also salty, spicy, and fragrant. The taste is wonderful, but it is really not. Unpalatable.

It would be better if it doesn't go up.

I don’t know why, but this “cake” is more intoxicating than the wine.

Wutong first cleared his mind, then analyzed the food in his mouth, and then he almost spit it out.

This "cake" was finally made with her own blood as the main "ingredient", and some weird things were added to it, such as her muscles, bone meal, heart...

Wutong, who had a bit of a mysophobia, felt numb. He wanted to spit it out, but he couldn't. Finally, he seemed to want him to swallow it.

She thought about this work for 5 minutes before coming up with it. It is full of her "heart". How could Wutong spit it out?

This is what Wan Yan considers to be the traditional way of romance. Of course, she has made small improvements on it.

Special ones may cause problems, but traditional ones should be fine, right? Why do you want to spit it out?

Could it be...

"Isn't it delicious?" Zhi Yan asked.

"It tastes pretty good, but..."

"Then you eat them all."

Finally, she handed over her "heart" and "romance" to Wutong.

"..."

Wutong put the "cake" into his arsenal and said without changing his expression: "I'm not hungry yet. I'll try it slowly in the evening."

He planned to give the "cake" to Mebius later. He was not interested, but Snake must be very interested.

Even though Mebius already knows a lot about the end, she still wants to study everything about the end. Snake likes to conduct some scientific research experiments.

"free tonight?"

After finally sending out the invitation, she wanted to watch Wutong finish eating before giving him a reward.

"Haha~ I'm so sorry! Sister Zhongyan~ Brother Wutong just promised me that he will play with me tonight~"

Mebius hugged Wutong's arm and dragged him back to the laboratory building.

Snake knows Wutong's preferences very well.

"..."

Finally, she stared expressionlessly at the backs of the two of them, gradually disappearing into the darkness. Suddenly, she felt that the green-haired snake was so annoying. No wonder Sakura hated her so much!

Finally decided to take revenge on Snake.

But...how to take revenge?

From a human moral point of view, isn't it a bit unethical to spit into each other's food? Is this too much?

Seems to be.

So... what kind of revenge is not excessive?

I finally plan to think about it carefully after I go back.

She had a lot to think about tonight, and she could see that Wutong didn't like that "gift."

In the bedroom of Mebius Laboratory,

Wutong took out the "cake" and put it on the coffee table, and said shamelessly: "How is it? Am I good to you? I didn't even go with her. Between you and her, I decisively chose you."

"Hmph~ You don't want to eat the 'cake'."

Mebius, who was wearing a silk bathrobe, sneered, turned his head, and continued to blow his hair with the hair dryer.

In fact, she was no longer angry with Wutong, but she liked the feeling of being coaxed by Wutong.

Wutong naturally understood this. He stood up and walked behind Mebius, held up a bunch of hair, and said: "Because you are so good to me, I will give you a reward."

"

award? What? "

"Well... let me comb you a double ponytail." Wutong picked up the wooden comb beside the table.

"Haha~ Okay~ Thank you uncle~ Does uncle have any sweet lollipops?"

Mebius pretended to be a charming little girl.

Snake enters the scene very quickly.

"Of course."

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