Chapter 533: The Horn Begins
Three thousand warriors settled in the plain castle, and the main characters climbed the wall to overlook the wilderness.
Gong Xiaobai was sitting on the throne with a banner, and beside him stood his five maids who were inseparable. The subordinates were divided into two rows, a total of six people, five men and one woman, the atmosphere was very tense before the gunpowder started.
"Your Highness, don't we really have to dig trenches and traps while we still have some time?" A middle-aged man in decent clothes asked.
"Uncle Lewis, no need. There is too little time to dig and the quantity is not too much to use. My elder brother and second brother must have assembled and are ready to come here."
After Gong Xiaobai finished speaking, he sniffed, his attention was a little slack, he didn't focus on his subordinates, his eyeballs tended to look sideways instead.
"Your Highness, why don't we just do nothing and wait here for the other side to attack the city? This will be very disadvantageous, and we won't be able to defend it." said the tallest and strongest of the six.
"Uncle Du Si, don't worry, we won't stick to it, some things are inconvenient to talk about right now." Gong Xiaobai swallowed while talking.
The only woman among the six, wearing a moon white robe, was a noble woman in her forties who said at this time: "Your Highness, do you have any plans?"
"Yes, Aunt Mili, there is already a complete plan for this military battle, and it has been implemented before Wu Tian, I can't say more, don't worry, we won't lose this time. "
Gong Xiaobai didn't want to say big things before the result, but in order to stabilize the morale of the army, he could only say it.
The six people were startled when they heard what Gong Xiaobai said, and they were very curious about the plan that had been laid out five days ago, but they didn't ask any further questions, they just waited for the sound of the battle horn.
Seeing that no one was asking, Gong Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief.
At this time, a spicy smell began to fill the air, and occasionally a nauseating smell could be smelled. Everyone frowned, but said nothing.
Suddenly, several complaining voices sounded from a corner of the city wall not far from them.
"Chen Fang, can you stop taking out this rotten tofu, it's very smelly, okay? I want to eat it while I eat it." Wenren roared angrily.
"Don't mind me, this thing is not rotten, but moldy. The secret stinky tofu is delicious whether it is baked or boiled." Chen Fang
"You dare to eat moldy things, you have iron stomach, we are not like you, if you dare to put it down, believe it or not, I will throw you down the city wall!" Mei Mei yelled angrily, covering her nose.
"Yes, Chen Fang, you have to think about it, this thing is too exciting for Yiyi Yaya and the others." Jimo persuaded gently.
"Master, let's not cook shit, okay?"
"Boom."
"Uncle, take it away quickly, Yaya is about to vomit."
"Pab."
"You really don't know what real food is at all, and you missed the stinky tofu I took the time to make before." Chen Fang said aggrievedly.
"And why are you two little guys joining in the fun, Arili, you can't put the whole fish down, little chicken, don't stand by the pot, it will become the bottom of chicken soup if you accidentally drop it."
Gong Xiaobai shouted to the other side of the city wall with a headache: "Uncle, I said that if you eat hot pot, can you not be on the city wall? What time is it now?"
After entering the castle, Gong Xiaobai was busy making arrangements and layouts with his subordinates. He was so busy that he was exhausted. When he was done, he went up to the city wall to have a look, oh well, Chen Fang brought seven fairy-like figures, big and small, and two A little pet, holding a bowl and chopsticks to cook hot pot on the city wall, seeing them swishing food and wiping sweat while eating, it is so popular... I am envious.
"People are iron and rice is steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry."
"Fill your stomach before you start the fight, and you will have the strength to fight."
"Would you like to have a bunch? Let me tell you that this stinky tofu tastes delicious despite its stinky smell."
"When I first met it, I only felt bad smell, and there was only a lingering fragrance between the teeth in the mouth. There are very few foods in the world that have such extreme opposites. If you don't eat it once, you will regret it for life. Will you come?"
Chen Fang waved at Gong Xiaobai the stinky tofu on his hand and strongly recommended it.
As a result, a drop of brine from the stinky tofu accidentally splashed on the back of Yu Mei's hand, which was scooping up the hot pot ingredients.
Charming hurriedly wiped it off with a piece of paper, and then sniffed her nose on the back of her hand, the disgusting smell rushed into her nose.
"vomit"
"Chen Fang, you are going to die."
Charming snatched the stinky tofu string from Chen Fang's hand, and threw it out of the city wall.
"Ah, what are you doing, my stinky tofu...fu." Chen Fang rushed to the wall and watched sadly as the stinky tofu fell to the bottom and disappeared.
"How can you do this? It's very troublesome to make stinky tofu, okay? I only brought five skewers here, and I haven't eaten it yet. You pay for it."
Chen Fang was not happy with his hands on his hips.
Mei Mei clenched her fists, "Excuse me, hum, now you can either throw away the rest of the stinky tofu, or eat the old lady's rosy fist tofu, it's your choice."
"What, you can't do this, I tell you, it's shameful to waste food."
Chen Fang grabbed the bag containing the remaining stinky tofu.
"Sisters, hold him down for me."
With a command from Charming, Wenren jumped out first and overwhelmed Chen Fang, and followed Yiyi Yaya to hold Chen Fang's thigh with a smile to join in the fun, even the little chick and the little fox climbed onto Chen Fang's head, and the Luoluo sisters were not helping Neither helping nor hesitating, Jimo calmly fished out a ladle full of fish fillets from the hot pot and added them to his own bowl, speeding up silently to kill them.
"You can't do this, throw it away, throw me away together."
Chen Fang desperately protected the bag containing the stinky tofu, but Yu Mei opened his fingers one by one, dragged the bag away, and then, under Chen Fang's grief-stricken eyes, threw it out of the city wall and disappeared into the sky .
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Chen Fang lay on the ground looking up at the sky and weeping, looking weak and ravaged.
Ignoring Chen Fang's self-pity, the girls returned to their seats and continued cooking hot pot.
Gong Xiaobai looked at the commotion over there, and patted his forehead, which gave him a headache.
"Your Highness, they are so casual, you don't care?"
Lewis frowned and spoke in an unhappy tone. Although he didn't know the identities of some of those people, he was still tossing about at what time, regardless of whether it was too presumptuous to affect the noise and the upcoming battle.
"My uncle, aunt, and sister are all here, what do you think I should do?" Gong Xiaobai was helpless.
Lewis was taken aback, he knew that the charming identity was His Highness's aunt, but the remaining uncle and sister were a bit strange, he had never heard of it.
Gong Xiaobai knew that Lewis would be confused, but he didn't try to explain.
"woo woo"
At this moment, a long horn sounded, which was the signal for the beginning of the battle.
Hearing the sound of the horn, Chen Fang quickly got up from the ground, and the others also put down their bowls and chopsticks and stood beside the city wall, with solemn expressions.
"When they come, the plan can start to move to the next step. According to the previous arrangement, Chen Fang and I will lead the team separately, and Yiyi Yaya will stay and defend the city to make sure." Charming said.
Everyone nodded and began to prepare for battle.