Chapter 558 This World Is Too Crazy

It has been three days since Chen Fang woke up. When he opened his eyes, he saw Jimo and the others with complex expressions on their faces, and heard the voice of Yiyi Yaya who was scrambling to say that I would come first. .

"What's the matter, why are you looking at me so strangely?"

Chen Fang struggled to sit up from the bed. The aftereffects of anger ignited made his muscles ache all over his body, and he felt weak. The arm supporting his body was trembling on the edge of the bed. If Jimo hadn't seen the opportunity to help him quickly, he might have fallen back up.

"Chen Fang, there is something you need to explain."

Charming moved a chair and sat in front of the bed, looking at Chen Fang with a serious expression, her tone as if she was interrogating a prisoner.

"What's wrong, I just woke up, so I shouldn't be able to do anything bad." Chen Fang was taken aback for a while.

"You gave birth to a child, do you know that you actually found other wild women outside behind our backs, and gave birth to a baby, scumbag." Charming suddenly said with a sad expression.

Chen Fang touched his head subconsciously, and it turned out to be bald. No, it’s not a matter of being bald or not. Why am I such a scumbag, please explain clearly."

It was a matter of innocence, and with Jimo Wenren and two apprentices present, Chen Fang didn't want people to misunderstand.

Charming turned around and pointed behind her, Chen Fang looked over and saw Yiyi Yaya sitting around a two or three-year-old girl who was sitting on a small bench and looking at her, vying for the right to hug and rub her face.

On the side of the bench, there were still chicks and foxes shivering as if hugging each other for warmth.

The girl has black hip-length hair, a pair of big black and clear eyes, soft and full red lips, a delicate and exquisite nose, and exquisite and exquisite facial features constitute a beautiful and lovely face like a porcelain doll. Snowy skin, under the sunlight through the window, emits an ivory-like halo, wearing a small white dress, ignoring the impatient expression on her face, she looks like an elf in mythology .

This cute little elf is sitting on a small bench in the shape of a big horse golden knife at this moment. With her chubby little hands, she is waving away Yiyi Yaya who keeps coming to her side like flying flies. The mouth with two deciduous teeth, babbling and babbling baby words that others can't understand, it seems that the meaning should be saying rejection or don't bother me, coupled with the impatient little face The expression, let alone how cute it is.

Oh, it's so cute, the old man's teenage heart burst.

Chen Fang found that he had no resistance to cute things, and he seemed to hug and rub his face in the past.

No, who is this baby? Why do you look familiar? Strange, looks only two or three years old, could it be the child of an acquaintance? But among the people I know who have children of this age, it seems that there is no one who looks similar to her.

"Whose child is this?" Chen Fang asked curiously.

"Look carefully for yourself."

Charming withdrew her sad fake expression and revealed a weird smile.

Chen Fang looked at Mei Mei strangely, and turned his questioning eyes to Jimo and Wenren, but he didn't get an answer from them, so he looked at the girl carefully.

Watching and watching, Chen Fang noticed something strange about the girl.

Hey, black hair and black pupils, no one I know has this feature, and only I have it, so strange.

Not to mention, this hair and eyes look like me, wait a minute, it looks like I used to look like in Blue Star, and also looks a little bit like Aleus, could it be me and Aleus...

Chen Fangyue looked at the girl more and more like a fusion of himself and Aleus. It is true that there are too many similarities between the two of them in the girl's eyebrows. Of course, Aleus is the majority of the similarities, otherwise the little loli would not be like this pretty.

And the most important point, when Chen Fang saw the girl, there was a feeling of blood connection invisibly, like a piece of flesh falling from his own body. This feeling is indescribable, but Chen Fang can feel it. Arrived, very unbelievable.

Hell, Aleus is just a soul body, no matter how capable I am, it is impossible to impregnate a soul, not to mention that Aleus is in my body, so I can’t say that I am self-defeating, and nothing happened between me and Aleus what.

Chen Fang couldn't figure it out.

Could it be that she cheated on me when I fainted in the face of my soul? Chen Fang thought of it suddenly, but quickly denied it.

That's not right, the child is obviously a living person, and Aleus is just born from the soul.

But who is it not Aleus? Could it be me, don't be kidding, the gender is male, I don't have this function.

Chen Fang thought about it and couldn't figure out why, so he could only ask with a wry smile, "Just tell me, what's going on with this kid."

"Didn't Sister Wu just say that she was born by you." Wen Ren raised his eyebrows and said.

"I gave birth?"

Chen Fang looked at Wenren, as if you were teasing me.

A man giving birth to a baby is a rare anecdote. No one will believe what you say. You don’t have to challenge the three views. You really take me for a fool.

Chen Fang glanced at Wenren, then turned his attention to Jimo and asked. In his opinion, the most reliable person in this room was the most stable Jimo, she would not speak casually.

"What they said is true, the child was born by you, and the people present saw the birth of the child with their own eyes." Jimo nodded and said solemnly.

Chen Fang was stunned when he heard this, and You You didn't believe it, so he glanced at his two apprentices.

Luoluo and Luoluo nodded.

One or two people said that Chen Fang could not believe it, but even Jimo and Luo Luo were equally sure that the child was born by himself, and he was not well.

Chen Fang's pupils shrank, and he got up in a panic and opened his pants and underwear to look inside.

Fortunately, the stick didn't crack, so it shouldn't come out from here.

With a sigh of relief, Chen Fang loosened his pants.

Suddenly he thought of something again, stretched out his hand to his buttocks, the chrysanthemum still hadn't bloomed, then he lifted up the shirt that someone had put on, and looked at his stomach, it was intact.

This is strange, everything that can be thought of is fine, how this little girl was born, and she looked two or three years old when she was born, it's too weird.

Chen Fang was so confused, could it be that he wanted to lay eggs with his mouth like Piccolo the Great Demon King?

No way, my mouth is not that big, if it really came out of my mouth, it would have collapsed long ago.

"Stop teasing me, what the hell is going on."

Chen Fang felt that he was going to collapse.

In the end, Jimo couldn't bear Chen Fang's dying look, so he directly told the story of the little girl.

The little girl was indeed "born" by Chen Fang, of course, not by Chen Fang in a masculine posture, but after he turned into a white tree and was dug up by some people, and within two days she formed a big, brawny girl. Fragrant large fruit.

Although the fruit was tempting, Jimo and the others dared not pick it, for fear of hurting Chen Fang, but the greedy little fox and chick took advantage of the time when everyone was gone, cooperated to pick the fruit and wanted to eat it secretly.

The fruit fell, and Chen Fang also changed from a tree form back to a human form, just in time to be seen by Yiyi Yaya, who was holding a shower to water his uncle, and Jimo and others who came back.

After carrying Chen Fang into the room, they became curious about the big fruit they picked, and remembered the deliciousness and efficacy of the fruit "raw" by Chen Fang before. The women and the pets planned to share the food, and finally planned to divide the fruit At that time, the fruit split open by itself, like a fairy tale in an island country, a little girl jumped out of it, and the girls were instantly stunned.

A little girl popped out of a fruit, and this fruit was born from the "male" tree Chen Fang, which really challenged people's three views.

At that time, the little girl seemed to be very angry. When she caught the little chick and the little fox, she chased and beat her hard. The little fox had no force and could only charm her, but it was ineffective against the little girl, so she was quickly dealt with. The little chick is not easy to mess with , but I never hit a two or three-year-old girl with short hands and feet, and was pressed and rubbed on the ground all night.

The little girl's resentment seemed to be very strong, and she really had to beat the little chick and the little fox on the ground all night. When the little fox was just hurting and didn't kill her, they let her go, which was to help them teach these two lawless little things a lesson.

After beating the little girl all night to relieve her anger, she followed Jimo and others back to the room, and the next thing was for Chen Fang to wake up.

Chen Fang was completely dumbfounded when he heard that he really had to "give birth" to a baby. This is considered unmarried and conceived, but he was still a baby, a boy, but he became a "mother".

The world is crazy.