Chapter 908 Someone Is Hiding

Like this kind of three-no product that has no packaging, no production date, and no instruction manual, even if Li Yong talks about it, she will never eat it. Don't say she doesn't have a mental illness, even if she does, she won't eat it.

"Don't lie to me." Ye Chun wanted to throw the pills into the trash can.

"It really works!" Li Yong wanted to teach her a lesson, wishing he could stuff it into her mouth.

With an idea, Ye Chun crushed the pill and sprinkled it into Zhou Honghui's wine glass.

"If it really works, I'll buy it from you." Ye Chun said seriously.

Li Yong regretted for a while: "You are a waste! Xiao Zhou is not mentally ill, what do you feed him?"

"Who says he doesn't have a mental illness? He likes men, isn't that a mental illness?" Ye Chun said forcefully: "Since it can cure all diseases, the disease of liking men can also be cured!"

"Of course it can be cured. It's just that my medicine is very expensive, 10 million per pill, can you afford it?" Li Yong said.

"As long as it works, I can afford 100 million." Ye Chun snorted coldly: "Don't look down on people!"

At this time, Zhou Honghui walked in cheerfully, came to Ye Chun, and reported: "Miss Ye, they will bring the food and drinks in ten minutes, please wait a little longer."

"Moreover, I have carefully prepared a few small festivals for Ms. Ye, I hope Ms. Ye will like it."

Ye Chun smiled slightly: "Hehe... Mr. Zhou, there is wine here, let's have a drink first."

Seeing Ye Chun's charming smile, Zhou Honghui was slightly taken aback, then hurriedly picked up the wine glass and drank it down.

Seeing that Ye Chun also drank up a glass of wine, Zhou Honghui sighed, "Unexpectedly, Ms. Ye also likes to drink, ha..."

As a result, before Zhou Honghui's smile fully unfolded, he farted suddenly.

The fart came very suddenly, from feeling the fart to letting it out, it was just a moment.

Zhou Honghui didn't even have time to bear it.

Because of this, the fart was a bit loud, and Ye Chun was startled for a moment, then covered his nose.

Zhou Honghui was very embarrassed and blushed. Because he rarely farts, let alone such a loud fart.

He moved his butt unnaturally,

With just such a move, he immediately felt a strong fart.

He tried his best to hold it back, trying to hold back the fart, even if he couldn't hold it back, at least let it go lightly.

However, it was useless, he couldn't help it no matter how much he could hold it back, he couldn't hold it back no matter how hard he held it back.

This fart, like a dredged sewer, rushed out all the way unimpeded, and there was another sound, like someone fired a small cannon on New Year's Day.

Crack, crisp and loud, fast and sudden; there is no smell of gunpowder, but some smell of excrement.

This fart suddenly refreshed Zhou Honghui's understanding of farts, and even Ye Chun found it inconceivable.

Shit, how could it be so loud?

Shit, how can you be so domineering?

Shit, how could it be so arrogant?

Nima, if this is released during the Chinese New Year, it will save the need to buy cannons.

This time, Ye Chun not only covered his nose, but also covered his mouth.

However, it was useless, she still let out a 'puchi', laughed out loud, and burst out laughing.

Only Li Yong sat there quietly, indifferent.

Having seen grandpa Han Xifeng farting, he clearly knew that this was just the beginning.

Next, Zhou Honghui's farts would become louder and louder. After less than an hour, it would never end.

Puff...crack...boom...long...boom...

The two farts in front are like lead wires, leading to the next series of guns at once.

From the initial blushing to the final black-purple liver face, Zhou Honghui completed the change in just two farts. Hearing the loud fart sound, Zhou Honghui felt ashamed and wished he could hide in a crack in the ground.

When the sixth fart was released by him crisply and loudly, he couldn't sit still anymore.

I saw him standing up abruptly, amidst Ye Chun's laughter and Li Yong's calmness, he rushed out of the private room without looking back, screaming and running away, leaving behind the smell of fart all the way, and he disappeared in a blink of an eye. gone.

It's too embarrassing, he has to find a place to put it away.

In the private room, only Li Yong and Ye Chun were left. Seeing Ye Chun laughing out of breath, lying directly on the dining table with tears streaming down his face, Li Yong knocked on the table and asked faintly : "Is it so funny?"

After a while, Ye Chun finally held back his laughter, glared at Li Yong, rolled his eyes, and cursed, "Bad guy."

"What did you say?" Li Yong said displeased.

"I said you were a villain, huh, you actually tricked me into taking farting medicine. Fortunately, I didn't take it, otherwise, I would be ashamed." At this point, she remembered Zhou Honghui's funny way when he farted, and burst out laughing again.

Li Yong explained seriously: "That's not fart medicine! Fart is just a side effect of the pill. After farting, Xiao Zhou will feel refreshed, all diseases will disappear, and his whole body will be full of strength, just like a young man. How old are you?"

"Pfft..." Ye Chun couldn't help it, and laughed again.

She had never heard that there are so many benefits to farting.

If farting can make you feel refreshed and get rid of all diseases, hospitals all over the world can be closed down.

When everyone gets sick, they line up to fart, and all diseases disappear!

At this time, a group of waiters brought up the food and wine, and the table was quickly filled.

Then, a boy in a tuxedo held a large bouquet of roses and handed them to Ye Chun: "Welcome Sister Ye Chun to come to Zhonghai as a guest, and wish Sister Ye Chun a happy birthday."

Seeing such a lovely child, Ye Chun was very happy. She hurriedly caught the flowers and thanked her repeatedly.

Today is her birthday, and she didn't tell anyone about it. She didn't expect this little child to know about it.

Just after accepting the flowers, another girl in a clean dress walked in unhurriedly, holding a diamond ring in both hands, and came to Ye Chun: "Sister Ye Chun, please accept this gift and treat Zhong Hai as your own." s home."

"Wow, so beautiful." Ye Chun admired, but did not answer: "Little sister, thank you, I can't take this, because I don't know who gave it to me."

"Sister Ye Chun, please accept it, otherwise, the boss will deduct my salary."

The girl was too honest, which made Ye Chun embarrassed for a while, and couldn't help asking: "Who is the boss here?"

"Don't look at me, it's not me." Li Yong hastily disregarded the relationship. He never deducted employees' wages.

At this moment, another group of people walked into the private room, they surrounded Ye Chun in a fan shape, clapped their hands and sang together: "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."

Finally, someone pushed a big cake with three words on it: 'I love you. '

When the cake was pushed in front of Ye Chun, these people shouted in unison in English: "I have you."

Ye Chun was suddenly a little moved, and glared at Li Yong: "You scoundrel, you must have put in a lot of effort!"

Li Yong hurriedly stood up: "This has nothing to do with me."

"Could it be Zhou Honghui?" Ye Chun guessed.

"If it's not him, who else could it be?" Li Yong smiled faintly.

Ye Chun suddenly burst out laughing, because she remembered the scene of Zhou Honghui farting again and again, and couldn't help it! This made her hate Zhou Honghui less, but she definitely didn't fall in love with him.

So, she declined the diamond ring and just kept the cake.

After letting all the staff members go out, she raised her glass and said with a smile, "Come, have a drink with me. Today is my birthday. I never thought you would be with me. No matter what, I am very happy."

But Li Yong got up and said: "You are happy, I have eaten and I am going home."

"Hey, you, why..." Ye Chun was about to teach Li Yong a lesson, but Li Yong had already walked out, and just left without looking back.

He wanted Ye Chun to make a fool of himself, but it turned out that Zhou Honghui took the longevity pill. For Li Yong, he was picked up from the airport by Zhou Honghui and had Zhou Honghui's banquet. He felt a little bit sorry!

But when he thought about it again, the longevity pill was only good for Zhou Honghui and had no harm, so he felt relieved.

Seeing that it was getting late, he felt that Han Lu should be home by now, so he got up and left.

He didn't have a good impression of Ye Chun, so he naturally wouldn't spend his birthday with Ye Chun.

If you have the time, why not gossip with your wives!

When he walked out of the hotel and was about to take a taxi to leave, Li Yong saw a little cat running along the road.

The dim streetlights couldn't affect Li Yong's sight. He recognized at a glance that this little cat was Wang Li. Unexpectedly, she would run here directly from the airport. This section of road is at least forty kilometers long.

Marveling at her running ability, Li Yong hastily shouted: "Wang Li."

The little cat stopped suddenly, looked up, and saw Li Yong; the eyes seemed to be complaining and angry.

Immediately afterwards, a white light flashed, and the little cat instantly turned into a great beauty. Who could it be if it wasn't Wang Li?

Wearing denim overalls, a white shirt, and sneakers, she looks like a pure school girl.

"Why didn't you wait for me?" She walked towards Li Yong with a frosty face and asked angrily.

"I thought you went home directly, haha..." Li Yong laughed. When he met Ye Chun and Zhou Honghui, Li Yong also forgot about Wang Li.

"How do I know where your home is?" Wang Li snorted coldly.

"It's the place where you assassinated me last time! It's on the south bank of Blue Moon Lake." Li Yong explained in detail.

"I don't know where your home is." Wang Li put on a look of being greatly wronged.

"Okay, don't be angry, let's go home now!" Li Yong, who was full of wine and food, said with a smile: "How did you find this place? It is said that dogs have the ability to track, don't you cats also have this ability? ?"

Wang Li didn't want to pay attention to Li Yong, so she turned her back and was thrown at the airport by Li Yong. She seemed really angry.

However, when thinking of Li Yong's identity, and thinking that she had to follow Li Yong, she could only swallow her anger.

After struggling for a while, she finally explained angrily: "I don't know if other cats have this ability; but, when I become a cat, I can find you based on your smell."

"No wonder you turned into a cat just now, and turned into a human here. Why aren't you afraid of your identity being exposed?"

"How can there be outsiders here?" Wang Lidong looked around.

Only then did Li Yong realize that because it was late and the weather was a bit cold, there were really no pedestrians around except him. On the highway, only cars occasionally pass by, and there are taxis waiting for passengers at the intersection more than 200 meters away.

However, Li Yong's spiritual consciousness has already detected that there is someone hiding in the small woods in front of the hotel on the left.