Chapter 936 These Perverts Scare Me
Li Yong drove to Dafa Decoration Company, and when passing by Lanyue Lake, he turned to his home. He saw Zhou Feixue waiting at home, and it was not Wang Yuan who accompanied Zhou Feixue, but He Xiaosheng and Wang Li.
"Sister He." Li Yong greeted with a smile.
He chuckled and said, "Xiaoyong, I live alone. I'm too lonely. I want Xiaoli to accompany me for a few days. You see, I'll pick her up without your permission. You don't mind, do you?" !"
"Sister He, I won't be angry if you never let her come back." Li Yong laughed.
Wang Li pouted and said softly, "When my master comes to pick me up, you have to let me know."
"Don't worry! If my teacher wants you, how dare I hide you?" Li Yong asked back.
At this time, Wang Yuan brought down Wang Li's salute. Just now, she was helping Wang Li tidy up and salute.
Hearing that Wang Li is the young lady of the Wang family in the capital, Wang Yuan did not dare to neglect her.
"Brother Yong, please give me a beauty treatment!" Zhou Feixue said with a happy smile, "As soon as I saw the changes in Sister He, I was full of confidence in you. Sister He is so beautiful now, if I am as beautiful as Sister He, Definitely a champion."
"I asked Sister He to go to the beauty pageant with me, but Sister He didn't want to. Really, Sister He, you are so beautiful, you should go out for a walk, bored at home all day, how lonely!" Zhou Feixue laughed. Smiling, while pulling Li Yong, he looked at He Xiaosheng.
He Xiaosheng smiled lightly: "I'm lonely, so I'll come to Xiaoyong's house to visit!"
"Could it be that Brother Yong can help you relieve your loneliness?" Zhou Feixue smiled even more cheerfully: "How did you resolve it? Is there a fee? If the price is reasonable, next time I feel lonely, I will come to Brother Yong too."
He Xiaosheng blushed immediately, stomped his feet, and said angrily, "I'll ignore you."
"Sister He, don't! Our friendship for many years, if you ignore me, I will be very sad. Since you don't want to participate in the beauty pageant, just accompany me and go play with me!" Zhou Feixue invited.
"No." He Xiaosheng directly refused.
"Sister He, if you continue like this, you will lose touch with the world." Zhou Feixue advised, "Promise me!"
"I'm no longer from this world." He Xiaosheng said disappointedly.
"Brother Yong, quickly cure Sister He's loneliness." Zhou Feixue smiled at Li Yong.
Li Yong said solemnly: "I am an ordinary doctor. You can come to me for treatment and beauty treatment. Loneliness belongs to the spiritual level. My ability is limited. I can't cure mental illness for the time being. Besides, Sister He's mental illness is not too serious. No treatment is needed. Just pay attention and it will get better slowly."
"You're the one who is mentally ill." He Xiaosheng chuckled and gave Li Yong a blank look.
"Hahaha..." Zhou Feixue laughed so hard that she staggered from side to side. Wang Yuan also laughed, only Wang Li looked indifferent, as if she didn't understand the joke at all.
Li Yong also smiled slightly, and continued: "Actually, there are many kinds of mental illness. Like me, I may also have mental problems. However, mild mental problems are not a problem at all. Just like Miss Zhou, she smiles freely and her voice It's extraordinarily loud, it should be a laughing sickness, but there's no problem, and it won't affect work and life."
Then, Li Yong pointed at Wang Li: "Like her, she has a very deep smile. No matter how happy you are, she doesn't smile at all. This should be a zombie face. She seems to have hatred for the whole world, which is more serious." If things go on like this, you may suffer from depression, and once you are depressed, you will suddenly commit suicide."
"Hmph, I won't commit suicide." Wang Li felt that Li Yong was talking nonsense.
"What about me? Do I have any mental problems?" Wang Yuan asked softly.
"You!" Li Yong looked at Wang Yuan and said with a smile, "You are too hardworking. You work all day long to keep the house clean. Leg cramps."
"Interesting, what do you think of me?" Fan Xiaojin suddenly looked over and asked with a smile.
Li Yong saw that Fan Xiaojin was wearing loose home clothes, slippers on his feet, his face was facing the sky, his hair was casually loose, and he didn't even dress up. He looked old. Can't help laughing: "You sit in your room writing books all day long. This is different from Sister Wang's physical labor. You are mental labor."
"You are not mentally ill now, but you have a lot of physical problems. You have low back pain, headache, and cervical spine pain. This is all caused by you sitting for a long time and rarely exercising. Moreover, you seem to..."
Speaking of this, Li Yong didn't say anything, because there are so many people here, it's not easy to speak out about this disease in public.
"What's the matter? Tell me!" Fan Xiaojin urged.
Because what Li Yong said was right, the reason why she came out was that she couldn't sit still because of the pain in her waist and cervical spine. Hearing that Li Yong hesitated to speak until the end, she immediately became frightened, fearing that she might suffer from some more serious disease.
During this period of time, she has been living in Li Yong's house, creating day and night, and her body is indeed not as healthy as before.
"This..." Li Yong laughed.
The more Li Yong kept silent, the more frightened Fan Xiaojin became, and she urged again: "Say it!"
"You still suffer from uterine and cervical erosion." Li Yong had no choice but to say: "Is there a strange smell under you..."
Fan Xiaojin's face immediately turned down, and he hurriedly said: "Shut up, don't say anything."
"Look, when I didn't talk, you insisted on telling me to talk. Now that I tell you, you don't tell me to talk." Li Yong smiled and said, "However, don't worry, the uterus and neck are eroded. It’s scary, but it’s actually the most common disease, now it’s called uterine and cervical columnar heterotopia. If you don’t believe me, ask them if they’ve all been diagnosed with this disease.”
Following Li Yong's hand, Fan Xiaojin looked at He Xiaosheng. He Xiaosheng hurriedly shook his head and said, "No."
Then Wang Li: "No."
Then came Wang Yuan: "No."
Then Baoyu: "No."
The last one was Zhou Feixue, and Zhou Feixue shook even harder: "Don't ask me, there really isn't one."
It's really taboo! No one admitted it. Speaking of which, 8 out of 10 women suffer from this problem, and I can't believe that none of them have it. He Xiaosheng's physique was transformed by Li Yong, maybe not, Wang Li is a cat monster, maybe not, Bao Yu is an inner strength fighter, he exercises regularly and is in good health, so it is impossible.
But Wang Yuan and Zhou Feixue are very likely. Of course, Li Yong would not be serious with them either.
As a woman, it is embarrassing to admit to having this disease.
What? You say that it is embarrassing for women to suffer from this disease, but what about men? What about men suffering from uterine and cervical erosion?
All right! If a man suffers from uterine and cervical erosion, it is definitely terminally ill.
To this day, there is no doctor in any country who can detect uterine and cervical erosion from men.
Li Yong looked at Fan Xiaojin, and continued: "Maybe none of them have it, which makes me really happy. However, yours is a bit serious, and there is already a peculiar smell. You should treat it in time, or..."
"Stop talking, I'm going to the hospital now." Fan Xiaojin glared at Li Yong angrily, turned around and left.
Wang Yuan hurriedly stopped Fan Xiaojin: "My uncle is a doctor, let me treat you for you!"
Fan Xiaojin looked at Li Yong and asked suspiciously, "Can you cure it?"
"Of course, this disease is too simple for me. Most people are too embarrassed to come to me without a terminal illness. Why? Why are you staring at me? If you don't believe it, just delay it for a few more months. When you are still breathing, come to me and see if I can cure you." Li Yong said with a smile.
"Do you think I'm crazy?" Fan Xiaojin couldn't laugh or cry: "You can help me treat it now!"
"Wait, you have to line up, Miss Zhou already registered yesterday." Li Yong looked at Zhou Feixue.
Zhou Feixue walked forward with a smile, and said sweetly: "Brother Yong, help me with the beauty treatment now! I want to win the championship."
Li Yong smiled and said: "Isn't it easy to win the championship? Now people regard snake face and water drop nose as beautiful, so I will give you a snake face and give you a water drop nose for free. How about it?"
"Okay, that's great. Brother Yong, as long as I can win the championship, I will be grateful when I come back." Zhou Feixue said excitedly.
"Then sit down and close your eyes." Li Yong ordered, then took out the silver needle and started acupuncture.
He Xiaosheng, Wang Li, Wang Yuan and Fan Xiaojin all watched with wide eyes. When they saw Zhou Feixue's big face under Li Yong's silver needle, it really turned into the face of a snake, they were all extremely surprised.
Especially Fan Xiaojin didn't dare to recognize his own eyes.
Then, Li Yong acupunctured and moxibusted Zhou Feixue's nose. Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Pababi also quickly turned into a dripping nose. As soon as these two places changed, Zhou Feixue seemed to be a different person, suddenly very beautiful.
Looking in the mirror, Zhou Feixue suddenly cheered: "Wow, it's so beautiful, it's so beautiful..."
Li Yong looked at Zhou Feixue and felt that there were still two things that were not perfect, so he said flatly: "For the sake of your 50 million payment, I will give me a whole butt and waist! Only in this way can the champion be safe. "
"Okay, okay, thank you Brother Yong." Zhou Feixue immediately lifted up his blouse, revealing his white waist.
When Li Yong was doing acupuncture on her waist, she asked shyly, "Brother Yong, do you still want to show your butt?"
Li Yong smiled and said, "It's fine if you want to show it, of course, it's also fine if you don't."
"Hehe, it's better not to reveal it! These perverts scare me." Zhou Feixue pointed to He Xiaosheng and Wang Yuan's group of women, making them laugh out loud.
He also asked Zhou Feixue, 'Who is the pervert? ’ ‘Why did it scare you? '
"Let's show it! We won't watch it." They promised.
"Let Xiaoyong watch alone." They pointed at Li Yong again.
"See if your ass is white or not." They talked and laughed together again.
And Li Yong was already pinching the silver needle, and directly stuck it in Zhou Feixue's buttocks.
There are no acupuncture points on the buttocks, so Li Yong directly plunged into Zhou Feixue's flesh.
There is really no way to do this, because if there are acupuncture points, Li Yong can save the spiritual fluid.
"Ah..." Zhou Feixue cried out in pain and almost jumped up. Miss Da Da, who was pampered and pampered since she was a child, has never suffered this kind of pain. When the pain came, her body trembled.
Fortunately, the pain was only felt when the silver needle was pierced into the flesh, but after it was pierced, the pain was gone.