Chapter 1472 The Expression Is so Strange

"Why can't you go out?" Li Yong asked again after waiting for a long time without any response.

"The amount of urine is too little to activate the automatic push function of the toilet. Master, try harder and continue to pee."

Too little urine output? Nima.

Li Yong gritted his teeth for a while: "I'll pee on your face."

"Master, please don't get angry. If you get angry, your aura will disturb the automatic function of the toilet, which may cause the toilet to close and you will not be able to go out again." Xianjie Tinder cautiously reminded.

Li Yong hurriedly shut up, and secretly stimulated the spirit liquid, trying to make himself feel more comfortable.

But, it's really difficult!

He had to lower his voice and say, "But, I really can't urinate."

"Then you pull it!"

"I can't pull it out either, there's no poo at all."

"If there is no poo or pee, then you can only wait until you have poo or pee, and then pull out the poo or urinate, and then send you out. This is all automatic, with induction. Your ass The toilet below is made of the wings of a dung beetle, which can only be activated by excrement."

Damn it, dung beetle fairy...

Nima, even a dung beetle can become a fairy...

Looking at the fairy road, Li Yong doesn't know which direction he is in; he is really not as good as a dung beetle!

Just now, Li Yong thought the toilet was made of wood, but he didn't expect it to be the wings of dung beetles. As far as Li Yong knows, dung beetles have hard wings and soft wings. Which kind of wings are they? I reached out and touched it, but I really couldn't see it.

But, no matter what this toilet is, Li Yong just wants to go out now!

I don't want to stay here for a second.

Li Yong clenched his fists and said angrily, "What if I can't pull it out for a day?"

"Then you can't go out for a day, you can only go out after you pull it out."

"Damn it, how could you do this? Send me out quickly." Li Yong was almost furious, he didn't have time to squat here for a day! Who has the spare time!

No one since eating,

Just sitting on the toilet, waiting to poop after digestion.

"Master, I really have no choice. This is the rule made by the great immortal who made this magic weapon. I really can't send you out. Master, please don't embarrass me." Immortal Tinder said very sincerely.

Li Yong knew that it was useless to blame the fairy-rank tinder, so he had to give up.

Thinking about the Daxian who made the magic weapon, he is really brain-dead.

Made a toilet, it's so f*cking deceitful.

Li Yong took a deep breath, exerted force, exerted force again, and continued to exert force, using all the strength of nine oxen and two tigers.

Pulling a poop has never been so strenuous, this time, Li Yong was so tired that he was sweating profusely.

After finally pulling out a little bit, Li Yong took out the toilet paper and was about to wipe it out.

At this moment, a jet of water rushed to his buttocks, followed by another gust of wind, blowing violently.

Li Yong almost jumped up in fright.

It's really thrilling! From childhood to adulthood, I have gone to the toilet countless times, and the sum is not as scary as this time.

He finally understood that it was washed with water, and then dried with wind.

It's like washing your hair, washing it with water, and drying it with a hair dryer.

The difference is that the positions have changed, one above and one below.

Here to poop, the buttocks are washed with water, and after washing, they are dried with the wind.

It is also a conscientious product of energy saving and environmental protection without using straw paper! It can be promoted on the earth.

just play

The gimmick of energy saving and environmental protection will definitely win a lot of favor. Especially those who don't bother to wipe their butts after pooping, it is estimated that encountering this kind of x-on:毒流 is like encountering a bosom friend.

Toilets are easy to get, but soulmates are hard to find. Buy a toilet and send a bosom friend, just say you are tempted or not.

Just when Li Yong was thinking wildly, the gray fog around him suddenly dissipated, and Li Yong suddenly saw Han Fei, Bao Yu, Tian Qiushuang, Feng Yumeng, Mei Xi Shuo Shuo and Mei Xi who were panicking and looking for him. Good luck.

Li Yong also heard that they were shouting his name: "Brother Yong, Brother Yong... Where are you? Brother Yong..."

Suddenly seeing Li Yong came back, they immediately surrounded him in surprise and asked questions in a hurry.

"Brother Yong, where have you been?"

"Brother Yong, what's the matter with you?"

"Brother Yong, why did you suddenly disappear just now?"

"Brother-in-law, your expression is so strange! Can you smile?"

laugh! In fact, Li Yong wants to cry now.

It was really thrilling just now! It's creepy! Heart is still pounding.

Before answering their questions, Li Yong looked down first and found that the pants had been put on automatically.

This reassured him that it would be too embarrassing to come out naked.

Next, Li Yong twisted his buttocks again, and after feeling nothing unusual, he showed a calm expression, like a master of Taoism, and said lightly: "This is the toilet, and you will go to the toilet here from now on. Look When it’s over, just put your left foot on this rock and your right foot on that rock, and that’s it.”

"Really?" They were dubious.

"It's absolutely true." Li Yong has experienced it himself and said it with absolute certainty.

"But why is there no toilet here?" They looked around but saw nothing.

"The toilet is a small space that is invisible. After stepping on it with both feet, the automatic function of the toilet can be activated, and you will immediately enter the toilet." Li Yong explained patiently, afraid that they would pull it outside again.

For the environment in this space, Li Yong also worked hard.

"Then I'll try." Feng Yumeng was more curious, and immediately stepped on it.

Li Yong hurriedly stopped her: "Excuse me, do you need to go to the bathroom?"

"Why?" Feng Yumeng looked puzzled.

"If you can't pull it out, and you can't let it out, you will be trapped inside and can't get out." Li Yong said seriously.

"What?" Feng Yumeng looked distressed. Bao Yu and Han Fei also smiled wryly.

How can there be such a messy toilet? This is too unacceptable!

Can't you go to the toilet and wash your hands? Can't you go to the toilet and clean up?

Is the person who uses the toilet too me! This limit was put in place to avoid toilet congestion.

It's the same as the restriction of license plate numbers in big cities in China, all because the roads are too congested.

If the toilet is too congested, it should be possible to impose some restrictions!

However, this is too difficult for people to accept.

If you forget to bring the paper, you will not be able to come out to get a piece of paper!

"Go in and try!" Tian Qiushuang pushed Feng Yumeng, and Feng Yumeng's raised foot just stepped on the stone. In the next second, Feng Yumeng suddenly disappeared. Even Li Yong opened his clairvoyance, but couldn't find it.

However, after Li Yong disappeared and reappeared, they no longer panicked.

Everyone calmly waited, and only half an hour later, Feng Yumeng finally came out.

I saw that Feng Yumeng hurriedly mentioned it as soon as she came out.

When I found that the skirt was already put on, I said dumbfoundedly: "It's scary! It seems that there are hands taking off my clothes. Damn, you don't know, after sitting on the toilet, I can't stand up at all, only convenient You can only stand up if you are talented. And..."

Speaking of this, Feng Yumeng blushed for a while, and then said angrily: "I would rather go to the mountains than think of here."

on the mountain? Pulling on the mountain will pollute the environment!

For the sake of the environment, Li Yong hurriedly persuaded: "Do you want to pollute the environment everywhere? Let me tell you, you must never go to the mountains again. There are special toilets here, so you must come here. Besides, because this kind of toilet used to be for It is used by the gods, so it is not convenient for us to use it, but when we use it more often, we will naturally get used to it."

Li Yong remembers that when he was in the countryside, he used to squat to defecate in the toilet.

Even in college, squatting.

Later, when I used the toilet, when I sat down to pull it out, I still couldn't pull it out, which always felt weird.

It's like being tied up in the intestines.

Fortunately, he has strong adaptability, and within a few days, he got used to it.

Back in front of them, after familiarizing themselves with how to use the toilet, Li Yong and his party returned to the stone house.

After playing around for a while, seeing that they were not practicing, Li Yong took them to harvest the mature herbs. After the herbs were harvested and moved into the stone house, Li Yong taught them to identify the seeds of the herbs and how to plant them.

From now on, the ten thousand hectares of fertile land will be taken care of by the wives. Fortunately, they are very diligent and study hard.

Moreover, everyone is very interested in planting.

Li Yong patiently taught them, how much they can learn depends on their own.

Of course, the knowledge of planting is also extensive and profound, and Li Yong can't finish teaching him in a short while. I can only choose simple and easy-to-understand teachings and teach them the most basic planting methods. Fortunately, there is still a long time in the future, so we can take our time.

In fact, there is a big difference between planting inside and outside.

The biggest difference is that the soil inside is very strong, as strong as steel.

Only Li Yong's Shiying Dagger can farm.

Fortunately, after cultivation, there is no need for much care, which saves a lot of trouble.

Because the soil here does not grow weeds or insects at all, there is no need to pull weeds and apply pesticides.

After planting the herbs, Li Yong took them back to the stone house.

They have been busy for several hours, and they are all hungry.

Li Yong took out food and water and distributed them to Han Fei and Bao Yu's six beautiful and lovely wives.

While they were eating, Li Yong thought of caring for the environment here again, so he planned to take out the messy and unused items that were put in the warehouse last time.

He went to that warehouse, first took out some necessary food and water and put them in a corner of the warehouse, leaving them for Han Fei and Bao Yu to eat later. Then put away all the items that are not commonly used.

He is going to take it out, give it away or throw it away.

Anyway, it can't pollute the environment inside.

While Li Yong was doing this, Han Fei, Bao Yu and the others all gathered around to watch.

Seeing Li Yong raising his hand and pointing, they all felt very handsome.

Looking at the mountains of items, following Li Yong's instructions, they increased and decreased, and then became less and less, and finally when only a small part remained, I felt very miraculous, thinking that Li Yong was as powerful as a god.

Everything around seemed to be changing according to Li Yong's thoughts.

Even their moods are changing.

(end of this chapter)