Chapter 1507 Dragon Luck Stone
"You said it earlier!" With a thought, Li Yong really transformed into a finger, no, more prepared to say, it's not a finger, but an iron rod. Because the little golden dragon is not an ordinary creature, it shouldn't work with fingers.
Maybe even if you cut your finger off the inside, you may not get it out; if the blockage is stronger by then, it will be troublesome. So, use an iron rod! Brother is so rude, decisive, cruel and fierce.
After all, it is to solve the problem, especially to solve this kind of problem, it is better to be rude, decisive, cruel and aggressive.
"Take off your pants." When Li Yong was bored last time, he gave Xiao Jinlong a pair of shorts, which were the exclusive brand for pet dogs, and they were better than those worn by ordinary people.
The trousers didn't open, they directly covered Xiao Jinlong's buttocks and testicles.
At this time, it is an obstacle. Because Li Yong didn't want to poke his pants into Xiao Jinlong's body.
"Take off the fart, the fingers transformed by the spiritual liquid, the pants can't stop it at all." Xiao Jinlong said irritably.
Li Yong thought so too, the ectoplasmic fluid was invisible and invisible, and could be penetrated through his pants, reaching the anus. So, Li Yong aimed at Xiao Jinlong's buttocks, controlled the slender iron rod transformed by the psychic liquid with his mind, and stabbed it suddenly, only heard a puff, and Xiao Jinlong immediately screamed: "Aoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... ..."
The mouth opened like a crocodile, and asked angrily: "Master, you want to stab me to death!"
"Didn't you ask me to help you?" Li Yong asked doubtfully.
Xiao Jinlong burst into tears: "I asked you to pick it for me, but I didn't ask you to do it for me. Picking and poking are two different concepts, okay? Okay? To poke is inward, and to pick is outward. You got it wrong. Direction, do you understand? Do you understand?"
Seeing that Xiao Jinlong was sad because of a child without a mother, he was wronged like Dou E who was imprisoned, and his tears flowed like Huangguoshu Waterfall; Li Yong finally realized that the situation was not good, and secretly blamed himself for being too careless.
The iron rod can't be bent, so naturally it can't be picked; it seems that fingers are easier to use.
But he poked Xiao Jinlong's butt so bloody all at once, even if he picked it with his fingers, he probably wouldn't be able to reach it. Li Yong tried it, and it really didn't work, his fingers were not that long, and he couldn't reach the Lucky Pill at all.
The Lucky Pill had already been stabbed into Xiao Jinlong's stomach by an iron rod.
Sad reminder! It's really sad.
Li Yong thought it would come out as soon as he poked it, but who would have thought that the more he poked it, the more he would go in?
This little golden dragon is also constipated too badly,
The secret is too serious!
After thinking for a while, with a thought, Li Yong took out a bottle of special medicine for authoritarian constipation, and let it out like a pill.
It is said that an old woman who didn't poop for a month, after taking one pill, immediately pooped out of bed.
The effect is very good.
Li Yong took out one, wrapped it with his thoughts, and sent it directly to the suffering little Jinlong.
"Brother, eat it quickly, this will help you defecate." Li Yong said seriously. At this time, he turned into a doctor, and his tone and demeanor were very like a benevolent doctor: "It is said that the person who is developing this medicine At that time, I once tested it on a hamster without butt, butt, and eye. The little hamster that ate this drug let out a fart, and a fart, butt, and eye burst open. Later, when it was tested on humans, it was There is no incurable constipation."
Xiao Jinlong, who was in great pain, thought about it and felt that the effect was not bad, so he swallowed it in one gulp. Then, I saw Xiao Jinlong frowned immediately, lying on the ground without moving.
Li Yong was apprehensive, and couldn't help asking: "How do you feel?"
Xiao Jinlong ignored it and buried his head in his paws, as if he was fast asleep.
"How do you feel?" Li Yong asked again. Although he didn't have a good impression of Xiao Jinlong, Li Yong didn't want to see Xiao Jinlong continue to suffer from constipation. After all, he still has to wait for this product to be known by alchemy.
Hearing a bang, Xiao Jinlong suddenly released a big stinky fart, which directly sprayed a hole in Xiao Jinlong's pants, and the egg-sized, golden luck pill flew out like a bullet .
Judging by the speed and strength, it is just like a cannonball, probably not an ordinary cannonball.
The little golden dragon immediately stood up with his head held high and his chest held high. He walked back and forth like a gentleman with his paws behind him, showing a contented and comfortable expression on his face, and then cheered happily: "It's so comfortable!" Ah! Cool. Master, you really are a miracle doctor! This is what I want, it’s so wonderful."
"Haha, being able to excrete freely is also a great enjoyment in our life!"
Li Yong looked contemptuous, but at the same time he was feeling emotional, this Xie Ru Zhu Wan is really easy to use!
It's really unexpected that the pills of human society not only work on Xiao Jinlong, but also have a good effect.
Sensing Li Yong's disdain, Xiao Jinlong rolled his eyes and said sternly: "Dear master, don't you believe it? If you have also experienced the painful feeling of constipation I just had; then a quick bowel movement will make your whole body feel better." The feeling of comfort and relaxation in the whole body is believed to be very precious to you."
Li Yong smiled lightly and said, "I'm a doctor and a warrior, so I don't feel constipated at all."
"That's because you don't know much about the starry sky world. There are some things that you don't need to eat at all, and you will be constipated as long as you see them. Some places, you don't need to go, and you will be constipated as long as you pass by... and it can't be cured."
Xiao Jinlong seemed to recall some terrible memory, as he spoke, his face turned pale with fright.
It's appalling! Li Yong really didn't want to hear this, so he asked instead: "I just want to practice alchemy now."
"Okay, I'll pass the pill knowledge into your mind right now, it's just this good luck pill, please be sure to accept it, for thousands of years, I've only told you the biggest one."
The little golden dragon raised his paw and made a move, and the missing good luck pill flew out from nowhere to the little golden dragon's paw, and was bounced by the little golden dragon again, and flew directly into Li Yong's hand .
"I do not want……"
Li Yong was about to throw away the Lucky Pill, when his brain suddenly received a lot of knowledge about pills from the little golden dragon. Feeling dizzy for a while, Li Yong almost fell to the ground.
This made him clenched his hands tightly, and before he had time to drop the lucky pill, he grabbed it in his palm.
This made him always feel that his hand was dirty, and he must not use this hand to grab steamed buns next time.
For a second, Li Yong wanted to cut off this hand.
Reminiscing that he had eaten it once before, he wished to die,
However, a large number of memories poured into his mind, making him dizzy for a while, and it was too late to accept the memories. At this time, he couldn't care whether the Lucky Pill was such a disgusting thing as poop.
Time passed minute by minute, and when those memories about alchemy were all imprinted in Li Yong's head, Li Yong gradually came to his senses. In an instant, he found that there were thousands of pills and formulas in his memory.
It's a pity that the formulas of many pills are incomplete, this may be because Xiao Jinlong's memory has not been fully recovered. Xiao Jinlong passed on everything she knew to Li Yong, and there were some little Jinlongs who didn't know, so naturally Li Yong couldn't know. It seems that it is indeed a long way for Xiao Jinlong to fully recover.
There are thousands of various elixirs and formulas, but only a dozen are complete.
Even if there are more than a dozen complete formulas of elixirs, there are several elixirs that cannot be refined because there are no corresponding spiritual plants on the earth. Just like three hundred years of lotus flowers and lotus seeds, five hundred years of birch fruit and seven hundred years of scorpion green, where can Li Yong find them? At least based on Li Yong's understanding of the earth, these Wanyi are simply not something that can grow on the earth. Even if one or two can grow occasionally, they have been destroyed by war or burned by wildfires.
Apart from these unrefinable elixirs, Li Yong only focused on the five elixirs that could be refined.
He quickly found a better pill than Juling Pill, which was just right for his current strength.
This kind of elixir is called Huiling Pill, and its efficacy is more than ten times better than that of Juling Pill.
Gathering Pill is to gather spiritual power into a person's dantian and spiritual sea, and the quantity is relatively rare. However, the Huiling Pill can transfer spiritual power into the spiritual sea of Dantian like a river and waterfall, and the number is huge, and the strength is extremely enhanced.
It's just that weak people eat it, and there is a risk of exploding and dying.
This Huiling Pill requires twenty-three kinds of rare spiritual materials, three of which are very rare.
In the depths of Li Yong's memory, these spiritual plants are also extremely rare and precious medicinal materials; five thousand years ago, they still existed in the mountains and forests, and among the eighty genius doctors, four of them met when they were on their way.
It's just that it became rarer and rarer later. Only in the last few hundred years, it has never been found at all, and it seems to be extinct.
It seems that in order to refine Huiling Pill, it is not an easy task to just find medicinal seeds.
After thinking about it, Li Yong could only take his time and move forward step by step.
At this time, Li Yong recovered from his thoughts, saw the Lucky Pill in his hand, and was about to throw it away, but he suddenly discovered that the Lucky Pill turned out to be a Longyun Stone. The power of luck.
Let people have good luck for a certain period of time.
This reminded Li Yong of the first time he faced the Loach Monster and Li Jinyu. At that time, his strength was not strong enough. Facing the attack of the Loach Monster, it was because of his good luck that he was saved from death.
In addition, the biggest function of the dragon stone is a high-level spiritual material for refining spiritual recovery pills.
In the entire starry sky world, this lucky stone turned out to be a treasure.
Fuck, Xiao Jinlong's poop is actually a treasure? Moreover, what the hell is a priceless treasure?
Li Yong's three views were destroyed again, just like the first time someone told him that poop can cure diseases.
What disease do you treat?
It treats those strange diseases that have problems with the digestive system and what to eat.
It is said that a man went to see a doctor and said: "Doctor, I eat peanuts and peanuts, corn and corn, apples and apples, and red dates and dates. Doctor, what do you think? Is there anything I can eat in this world?" ?”
The doctor prescribed a prescription: "In order to make you poop, you have to eat poop."
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