Chapter 482 Backstage
Dai Zheng, the "know-it-all" among the seven dwarfs, adjusted his hood and whistled as he walked out of the employee restroom. In order to ensure the perception of tourists in Disneyland, each cartoon character has its own personality and habits, and their roles The operator also needs to completely restore these characteristics, otherwise his salary will be deducted.
After all, it is well known that princesses and cartoon characters do not need to go to the toilet, so when they want to be convenient, they have to choose the employee toilet in the corner. But if the children who are too involved in the drama see Donald Duck take off his own head, leaving it behind Parents who have been left with a lifelong shadow are enough to sue Disneyland to court.
After leaving the employee restroom, "Wan Shitong" walked to the door of the roller coaster with a relaxed look and was about to go back to the main team. However, before he had taken a few steps, he suddenly stopped and the whole doll froze in place in astonishment. I looked at another "know-it-all" walking towards me not far away.
This strange scene made many passers-by notice this. They stood there blankly watching this strange scene. The two "know-it-alls" were stagnant in place, as if looking in a mirror. You looked at me and I looked at you. They are almost all the same, as if they are performing some improvisational show.
When he noticed that people were starting to gather around him one after another, the genuine "Wanshitong" felt a slight thump in his heart. What was going on? Improvisational show? There was no notice in the park! He looked at the dwarf not far away for a while. Both of them were motionless, frozen in place like statues. Maybe the other party was as shocked as he was?
Although the "Jack of All Trades" he plays is the boss of the dwarfs, he is only a fourth- and fifth-tier cartoon character. When tourists see Snow White, they all come for the princess, but who comes for the Seven Dwarfs? Why? Maybe there is a so-called sudden "real and fake dwarfs" improv show?
The genuine "Wan Shitong" tentatively moved a step to the left, and then he found that the pirated "Wan Shitong" on the opposite side also moved a step to the left. He suddenly jumped, and the other side also jumped. This move made the tourists laugh loudly. laugh. The actor, who was sweating in the doll's holster, could only continue to act according to his normal reaction, and began to approach the pirated "Jack of all trades". The other party also walked towards him, with exactly the same movements and expressions.
"The dwarf on the right is real, it's shorter!" A child among the tourists suddenly jumped up and pointed at the pirated "Know-It-All" on the right as if he had discovered something and exclaimed.
Now everyone realized that the dwarf on the right was indeed much shorter. If the dwarf on the left was 1.6 meters tall, the dwarf on the right was only 1.4 to 1.5 meters tall. It was just the distance between them. Because this height error was not discovered at the first time.
After the child made such a statement about whether it was true or false, the slightly shorter "know-it-all" suddenly jumped up, turned around, pointed at the child, and then gave a thumbs up, probably to praise him for being smart? Then he trotted towards the bewildered genuine "Jack of all trades" and raised his hands to hit the opponent.
"It's broken, I'm a substitute!"
The genuine "Jack of All Trades" was suddenly hit by the pirated "Master of All Things", but he didn't dare to fight back. If you fight each other at work, you will definitely be expelled from the park. In worse cases, you may have to go to court. , he could only restore the animation effect and run away in embarrassment with his head in his arms, being chased and beaten by smaller dwarfs.
Until finally, he was forced into a corner of the crowd. Just when he was helpless and wanted to ask what the other person was going to do, the dwarf actually hugged him. He was stunned for a moment, then stiffly hugged him back, and then He found that the pirated "Know-It-All" put his arm around his shoulders and waved hello to other tourists.
The tourists applauded like thunder, and the pirated "Master of All Knowledge" walked up to the child who had just pointed out the authenticity and patted his head to show encouragement. He also took an apple from the basket of the genuine "Master of All Knowledge" and handed it to him as a reward. Like this is a weird improv show.
Afterwards, when the genuine "Know-It-All" was confused, the pirated "Know-It-All" slapped the genuine one on the butt and pointed at Snow White and the other six dwarfs in the distance, probably meaning that the place is reserved for you. I continued to play, and I slipped away first. In the end, the genuine "know-it-all" could only watch blankly as the pirated version of himself wandered towards the employee lounge.
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The pirated "Knowledge of Everything" entered the employee lounge, locked the door after checking that no one was around, and took off the hood to reveal a petite woman covered in sweat. Her face did not show much emotion due to the heat, and her ears He put on the headset and said, "You didn't reveal your secrets, did you?"
"Nothing was revealed, your improvisation was great. Miss Know-It-All, have you ever considered finding a job at Disneyland after being laid off? You are a professional at playing dwarfs." A neutral voice sounded in the headset, with a hint of teasing in his tone. , it seemed that everything that happened in the garden just now was seen by her.
"I have reason to suspect that you are maliciously slandering my height. If so, I will complain to the superiors." Paco took off his dwarf costume and jumped out deftly. His naked petite body was covered with talcum powder. With white marks on her face, she skillfully took out the hat and employee uniform that she had prepared long ago from the employee's drawer and put them on.
"Complain to the 'Emperor' just for this matter? Come on, we have been friends for so long, can't we joke with you in good faith?" the neutral voice said casually.
"Do your duty well, wonderpus. Although you did a good job last time, it doesn't mean you are slacking off now." Paco adjusted the brim of his hat in the mirror to make sure that he would not be recognized by anyone who cared.
"It's not easy for us, okay? You prepared a perfect trip to Tokyo for the prince, and you wore a doll costume and gave apples to the empress to quench her thirst. I also lay on the top of the castle to bask in the sun, always watching to see if anyone would be interested in the prince. A group of people are plotting something evil. Today we have all become real maids, serving tea and water." Wonderpus chewed gum and said, "If it were normal, I should be in Syria or Afghanistan playing headshots, but now I am in Disneyland I was basking in the sun at the paradise, but luckily I brought a bottle of sunscreen before I went out, otherwise I would have turned into an ugly duckling when I went back."
"Always pay attention to the situation of the prince and his entourage, and report to me in time if there is any situation." Paco held down the headset FM and began to give orders on the public channel, "Apple can only temporarily quench her thirst. What she wants is water. The whole roller coaster process takes five minutes. I need to see you resolve this within five minutes without her getting suspicious.”
"roger, in five minutes the free cold drink stand will be pushed from area 118 to the entrance of the roller coaster door."
"roger, we are clearing the line from area 118 to the roller coaster."
"roger, the cold drinks have been loaded onto the tour vehicle and are being transported."
In the headset, countless voices suddenly sounded, orderly and not chaotic at all.
There is an entire private team hidden in the public channel. I don’t know when there was a service team of hundreds of people hiding in Disneyland. They are all people who have been bribed with huge sums of money, or they are openly Actors, or stall owners selling snacks, or even pretending to be tourists, accept orders from the main desk anytime and anywhere to meet all requirements as circumstances arise.
"Be careful not to let your people get too close to the queen, and act natural. Even on the roller coaster, the prince is always paying attention to her position. If the prince wants to, he can reach her in an instant." Wonderpus reminded.
"Cold drink stalls will be pushed along the road, and many people will drink from them, so it will not arouse the prince's suspicion." Paco said lightly, "As long as you don't do things with the intention of doing bad things, it is difficult to really arouse his suspicion. Realize, we really didn’t do anything bad after all.”
"But then again, it seems that we have never called "her" uniformly. I remember that I always called her "Niangniang", and you always used "her" instead. The little girl Mandy seemed to call her " Guys, I've always felt that it's a bit weird to have each other in this situation, and I've never been quite sure what the Emperor's attitude towards her is." Wonderpus said suddenly.
"You don't need to care about what 'her' is called, and don't deliberately inquire about 'her'. Just do your own job." Paco replied coldly.
"Want to be a maid? Okay, okay." Wonderpus sighed, "Oh my God, I understand the meaning of the Chinese saying "A companion to a king is like a tiger." This tiger is basically a spring tiger."
"Stop talking nonsense, monitor the surrounding situation, and report any suspicious persons as soon as possible. If the other party makes any dangerous moves, kill them on the spot without asking for instructions." Paco said lightly, "Although the Japanese branch has stopped many colonels, They are spies from the Board of Directors, but some of them are still following them. The motives of these people are no more pure than ours, and it is difficult to guess what they will do."
"In short, we just want to stop them before they do bad things and prevent them from appearing in the prince's sight." Wonderpus said, "Isn't this what we have been doing now to ensure that this trip is happy and happy?"
"Of course, there can also be some drama as appropriate to enhance the sense of memories." Paco paused and said.
"Do you feel a sense of memory?" At the top of the castle, under the sun, Wonderpus gently turned the scope of his sniper rifle and looked at the track at the highest point of the roller coaster. The minecart quickly passed by, and the figures of the boy and girl on it disappeared in a flash. , only the golden tail traces left in the air could be seen, "Do you think the 'Emperor's' plan is really effective? I always feel that this plan is a bit childish."
"This is His order, so it must be effective." Paco said, "Every action He takes has its own meaning. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to implement it."
"Because every time we try, we will fail, right?" Wonderpus sighed softly, as if he remembered something and stopped talking. He turned the gun and looked at the door of the roller coaster, where the black-haired girl was gnawing on an apple and trotting towards the cold drink stand. , hurriedly picked up three drinks and rushed to the exit of the roller coaster.
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