Chapter 516 Toilet Maintenance Expert Lu Mingfei
After the Disney Castle avatar turned gray, Lu Mingfei had nothing to do. He sat there for a long time, looking at the chat history with a confused look on his face. If it were normal, he would definitely think that the boy opposite was making fun of him. After all, based on their previous relationship, it was no exaggeration to joke, but now this conversation inexplicably made him feel that the tone of the other person's words was very serious, not like a joke. ridicule and joke, but the more serious the matter was, the more confused he was.
What does it mean that someone would come to him and stay away from strange things and things that the other person didn't know about him before, but now knows? What can happen to him? Has it been exposed that he opened a female account and pretended to be a girl online? He doesn't need to be arrested by the Internet police to criticize and educate him. After all, he didn't cheat money or sex or anything like that.
After wondering in his heart, the network administrator threw his instant noodles over. When he opened the lid and the aroma was wafting, Lu Mingfei clicked on the space in the Disney Castle. After entering, the background music started automatically playing the music composed by Miyuki Nakajima. , "Sad Pacific", written by Chen Mo and starring by Ren Xianqi, sounds very contemporary, and the lyrics are also very exciting. It can be regarded as the boy's favorite style, boring and a little chic.
Wearing headphones and listening to music, Lu Mingfei's eyes were immediately attracted by the latest top news in the space. The guy who usually didn't update his news at American universities actually posted a group of photos taken outside in the past half month. The photo, and the content happened to be Disney. But what really attracted Lu Mingfei was not the fairy tale world of Disney, but the blonde princess who appeared in the fairy tale.
I looked through the photos and found that the same girl appeared in almost every photo. She had long blond hair, a pure white dress and a Disney-style blue princess dress. Different styles and different beauties. When I saw the last photo, I Mingfei gasped. The photo was a group photo. The protagonists were Lin Nian and the blond girl. The background was the blue sky, sunshine and the Disney Castle with colorful flags flying in the distance. It was so beautiful that it made people feel... Fairy tale filter, but this thing is undoubtedly a horror picture in the eyes of some people
Is it okay for the little goddess to see this thing?
This was Lu Mingfei's first reaction. Even he was a little envious when he saw it. If the little goddess saw him eating Laotan pickled beef noodles, he wouldn't need to add pickled vegetables. Could it be that this guy unilaterally set up this dynamic part? It can be seen that, or simply block the little goddess directly in space?
But it turned out that he was overthinking it. When he scrolled down, he saw the shadow of the little goddess in the comment below, and asked: Tokyo Disneyland? You actually went there to play, if we have a chance to join you in the future.
When I clicked on the reply to the message, the owner of the photo simply replied: Okay, let’s talk about it after you finish the college entrance examination. We also have friends in Japan who will take us to play together.
No mention of the dazzlingly beautiful blonde girl in the photo.
What is this called, tacit understanding or trust?
Lu Mingfei looked at the harmonious comment area and instantly felt that his own structure was too small. Space blocking and dynamic permissions were all just a villain's heart. If Lin Nian really did this, he would be a scumbag. He showed that he had no problem with his behavior and showed it openly and was not afraid to ask questions. The little goddess was smart enough not to ask questions and just said a few casual words to confirm that the blond girl was the other party's "Japanese friend".
"High." Lu Mingfei gave a thumbs up, then ate the noodles. His stomach started to hurt.
"I'll go." Lu Mingfei looked down at the bowl of braised beef noodles and felt depressed. The most unlucky thing in the world is to run to the toilet as soon as you start eating. Although your appetite will be better after running to the toilet, right? Do you have some weird hobbies?
But there was no choice. A bad thing like a stomachache after eating would not happen to someone. He could only sigh, put down the instant noodles, press the mouse button, lock the computer, and turn to the bathroom. He was not afraid that the instant noodles would become foamy and he would eat them while playing games. It is normal for instant noodles to be bloated. The only thing he is worried about is that the instant noodles are gone when he comes back. The noodles are filled with braised eggs and ham. If they are lost, he will dream about it when he goes to bed tonight.
He hurried to the toilet, and a man came out. He almost bumped into Lu Mingfei. Fortunately, although the Star Fighters were both blind, their reactions were fast enough. Lu Mingfei dodged to avoid him, and the other party also She just looked back at him and left without saying anything.
After Lu Mingfei slipped into the toilet, he saw two single-room toilets side by side in the distance. He quickly walked over and pulled the door, but it couldn't be opened. There was a knock on the door immediately, indicating that someone was there. He I had no choice but to turn my head and look at the toilet nearby. What was even more unfortunate was that there was a maintenance sign on the toilet door.
He had no choice but to stand in front of the door and scratch his head and wait. What was even more tragic was that the sound of listening to storytelling on a cell phone came from the first occupied cubicle, and he was also listening to Shan Tianfang's version of "Three Heroes and Five Righteousness" . Damn it, do people nowadays still listen to storytelling when they go to the toilet?
"Brother, can you hurry up?" After waiting for a few minutes, Lu Mingfei couldn't hold it in any longer, so he patted the door and said eagerly.
"Constipation." A faint word came from inside.
"How long will it take for constipation?"
"It's almost better after listening to this."
"How long will it take?"
"Twenty minutes."
"Brother, I turned on the Internet and squatted in the toilet. The Internet fee is free?" Lu Mingfei felt like he was a little broken.
"I really can't go to the side." The elder brother inside was a little impatient.
"Repair it, brother."
"Repair, are you the owner of the Internet cafe? I just heard someone coming in next to me. Should I squat or squat? Can a living person be suffocated to death?"
Lu Mingfei had no choice now, so he had no choice but to turn to the bathroom sliding door with a maintenance sign on the side. It was actually opened, and the squatting pit that came into view was quite clean, and there was no blockage or leakage. The situation really made him take a breath, and he hurried in and closed the door.
There is basically no soundproofing in toilet cubicles, so going to the toilet this time can be regarded as the most artistic time Lu Mingfei has ever done in his life. He was squatting and having diarrhea, with his elder brother's cell phone leisurely beside him. The storytelling voice in the room was so loud that it nearly frightened Lu Mingfei to the point of causing a sphincter disorder. The eldest brother would also slap his thigh from time to time and say "Okay!"
"Brother, can you please turn it down a little louder?"
"How can you turn down such a classic thing? Little brother, don't you listen to storytelling? This paragraph is a classic among classics. When I took a taxi, I couldn't help but ask the driver to listen to this paragraph on the radio when I took a taxi. Let me sit for a while, even though I have listened to it more than a dozen times, a classic will always be a classic." The eldest brother praised.
Lu Mingfei was completely speechless now. He could only numbly solve his physiological needs amidst the cheers and panic again and again. He lifted up his pants and pressed the pumping button of the water tank, but he couldn't push it down. The button seemed to be stuck. He couldn't move the button even though he was still there. Only then did he realize that the maintenance sign hanging at the door seemed to be no joke.
What was even worse was that the door handle of the toilet cubicle was suddenly pressed at this time, but it did not open because Lu Mingfei had locked it. The person outside the door pressed it twice in disbelief, but nothing happened. Open, Lu Mingfei subconsciously shouted, "It's in use, wait a minute!"
After saying that, the people outside the door stopped trying the door handle and began to wait quietly, but they seemed to be in a hurry and kept tapping their feet lightly, and their footsteps were filled with annoyance.
Standing next to the squatting pit, Lu Mingfei felt a little numb from embarrassment. Looking at his masterpiece in the toilet, he pressed the button of the water tank hard but couldn't press it. If he opened the door and went out like this, he would be When people outside saw this scene, he probably died socially. After all, it doesn't matter if you see something like a masterpiece by yourself. The embarrassment of being seen by others other than yourself is no joke. Just thinking about it makes your blood pressure rise.
"How come it can't be pressed?" Lu Mingfei tried twice again without giving up. The button of the water tank seemed to be stuck inside, but he couldn't complete the pumping work. At this time, there was another knock on the door. Thinking of it, he could only shout, sweating profusely, "Don't worry! Wait a minute!"
"Are you eating in there? Why did it take so long?" An unpleasant deep male voice sounded outside the door. It seemed that the storytelling voice had also had a bad influence on this brother.
"I'm constipated!" Lu Mingfei said with a grimace.
"Little brother, you are a patient." The elder brother who was listening to the storytelling in the cubicle nearby said in surprise.
God damn patient!
Lu Mingfei was in trouble right now. He looked left and right and didn't see anything like a leather shovel that could clean the toilet. If he went out by himself like this, he would probably never forget what happened today. He had to go to maintenance. The constipated man who doesn't flush the toilet, if this title was attached to him, he would probably lose the right to choose a spouse in high school.
"How come it can't be pressed?" Lu Mingfei gritted his teeth and stood by the water tank, picking at the lid of the water tank. Unexpectedly, he actually picked up the lid. When he looked inside, he found that there was a button on the button. There was actually a small plastic bag stuck underneath, and there seemed to be something else in the bag. It was this thing that jammed the button of the water tank, making it impossible to flush.
The water in the water tank was clean, so Lu Mingfei dared to reach out and pull out the small plastic bag inside and close the lid. Now he pressed the flush button and the water tank finally worked normally, which made him unable to help but grow taller. He breathed a sigh of relief, but he didn't expect that Lu Mingfei would find the crux of the problem by blindly thinking about the things that the maintenance workers failed to solve. Thinking about it, is he still a little proud? Maybe after the college entrance examination, if you can't find a job, you'll just be playing e-sports and specialize in repairing toilets.
Lu Mingfei, who was finally free from the embarrassment and breathed a sigh of relief, took out the toilet paper, wrapped it in a plastic bag and stuffed it into his pocket. He opened the toilet door and a man wearing a mask standing outside the door turned to look at him. , looked up and down, his eyes were very sharp, as if he were looking at some prisoner, and he saw this kid rubbing the back of his head in embarrassment and explaining, "I'm sorry, there was something wrong with the flushing of the toilet. It's fixed now. Actually, I'm not constipated." .”
Before the man wearing a mask said anything, the elder brother in the cubicle beside him said quietly, "Little brother, there is no shame in being constipated. There is nothing you can't say. It's normal for your butt to become tight as you get older. Yes, it is a purely common and normal physiological phenomenon, you are only half ahead of schedule now."
I'm your normal size! Lu Mingfei had a wonderful expression on his face and resisted the urge to complain. He bowed his head and apologized a few words before rushing out of the toilet. The man wearing a mask looked back at the bad boy without saying anything, turned around and walked into the toilet. Closed the door.
A few minutes later, the eldest brother who was listening to the storytelling suddenly heard the door of the toilet next to him being kicked open from the inside. He was so frightened that he almost fell into the toilet. Before he could even curse, he heard a rush. The footsteps rushed out of the toilet and walked farther and farther away.
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