Chapter 1106 The Art of Nonsense

In fact, Lin Nian felt like he was back at Kassel College for a moment. When he went to the toilet, two notebooks would be handed to him under the door panels on the left and right sides of the cubicle for signatures. The most helpless thing was that he signed them both. Because there is no guarantee that if you refuse, the next notebook will be handed out from the top of the cubicle door.

He never overestimates the bottom line of ardent fans, because facts have proven that they can even dig through trash cans, and there is no guarantee that they can do anything that breaks the lower limit.

For example, it's not impossible for the girls to wear wedding dresses together to attend his graduation ceremony, but it's just too outrageous. He can't guarantee whether he will run away on the spot. Don't any of these female fans have boyfriends? Are you making enemies for yourself?

Lin Nian's mind just turned around, and when he reacted, he had already caught the wet notebook and pen in his hand. He raised his head and glanced at the boy sitting back at the table, who was a little nervous and cramped, but his eyes were still shining. .

He was silent and speechless.

The plot shouldn't be like this, because the script he got before was not written like this.

According to the structure of his previous script, the new generation of speed word spirit users traveled thousands of miles to the older generation who had been standing on the top of the mountain for a long time. Everyone treated each other with respect and looked forward to the past and future.

They share common topics and have different views on some new and changing things, but they can hold their own opinions and exchange opinions with each other to spark sparks of thought.

They would sit down and talk for a while. Before the tea had cooled down and they were changing cups, the rays of the sun had already shone on the ripples of the new tea that the young people had taken, sparkling and full of vitality.

At least, that was the path he took at the beginning, a lonely and freehand growth narrative poem. But now the narrative poems about growth have become limericks, which are neither lonely nor freehand, but rather humorous. In 2011, when the Internet is gradually becoming more popular, maybe young people no longer admire this adventurous and courageous sense of youth? What do people value more is trend, novelty and “I have the final say on my territory”?

The Junzijian pen in my hand is very waterproof and can produce ink normally. However, when the notebook paper is wet, blue ink marks will smear as soon as the light golden pen tip touches the paper. Come on, there is no good-looking signature on this kind of paper.

Are you afraid that there is already a generation gap between you and the young people? he thought.

Rather than competing for cool things like "Yanling", today's young people actually value star chasing and emotional enjoyment more.

Or is it that compared to himself, Sima Xuxu is the normal young man? I used to think about how to climb the ladder in a "moment", surpassing the head of the Inuyama family in the Japanese branch, and standing shoulder to shoulder with Principal Angers on the top of the mountain. Is he actually a genuine chuunibyou contestant?

My brain is so itchy that I need to use more CPU.

Lin Nian stared at the wet notebook paper with smeared ink for a long time before finally coming back to his senses. He looked up and looked at the boy who seemed to find that the notebook was completely wet and could not be signed, and his eyes were filled with the word "disappointment". .This guy is so easy to understand. His level is comparable to that of Lu Mingfei when he was secretly in love. Everything is written on his face. Is there such a pure person in the orthodox world?

Putting down the notebook, Lin Nian dragged the suitcase aside, opened it, took out a new notepad, and signed his name in an artistic style. He originally didn't know how to do this kind of fancy signing, and he never found anyone to design it, but he had a girlfriend who liked to worry about everything related to him. He had seen Su Xiaoqiang sign for him on the express delivery list. This is what I wrote when I signed, and it looked pretty good, so I wrote it down and used it myself.

"Okay!" Sima Xuxu stretched out his hand to take the torn off signature paper, but realized that his hands were wet. He was afraid of getting his signature wet, so he wiped it clean on the napkin prepared on the table before catching it. After signing, he looked carefully up and down several times and then gave a thumbs up and praised, "The idol signed really well!"

Ah, no, brother, you can lick this too.

Lu Mingfei glanced at the signature and felt that Lin Nian's signature was just average. This kind of artistic signature mainly featured a ghost drawing. If I didn't tell you whose signature it was in advance, you would have no idea what it was. He Lu someone fairly despised all the guys who filled their cups with artistic signatures, including Lin Nian, a friend who betrayed his class.

"Isn't this Mr. Lu Mingfei?"

But what Lu Mingfei didn't expect was that Sima Xuxu suddenly turned around and focused his firepower on him. He was grabbed before his head could be retracted, and he glanced blankly at this orthodox boy. Say, "Um, I am?"

"I wasn't sure before. It seems that the rumors are true. At the same time as the secret party's 'Ming Zi' appears, there must be another hidden 'dark child' quietly appearing, the secret party's 'Gemini of light and darkness' Sure enough, they will appear together when the Dragon King crisis occurs! The always reliable man behind Mr. Lin Nian!" Sima Xuxu said excitedly.

A particularly loud, unrepressed "puff" sounded.

On the table, Fingel first spat out the half-eaten steamed buns in his mouth. Fortunately, he reacted quickly enough and reached out to hold his mouth in time. However, a lot of bits were still sprayed along the gaps under the table. , he was also forced to bend under the table by the violent coughing. While coughing violently, he hammered his chest with his hands. His shoulders rose and fell, and his whole body was shaking.

Su Xiaoqiang raised his eyebrows and glanced at Lin Nian, who was in a daze, and Lu Mingfei, who couldn't help but dig his toes on the ground with a strange expression.

With her left hand leaning on the side of the support column on the table, Vilewa raised her teacup to her mouth with her right hand. She paused for a moment, slightly raised it over her lips to cover her face. After a moment, she raised her head again, took a deep breath, and brought the teacup to her mouth again. , but still didn't drink it. Without holding his breath, he made an uncomfortable sound and put the tea cup back on the table.

Susie and Lancelot both looked at each other, a little stunned, because this was the first time they heard such remarks, and they couldn't help but look a little bit amused.

Ling on the side was also looking at Lu Mingfei, looking up and down at this one of the "Twin Stars", as if he was getting to know him all over again.

The main thing is that Sima Xuxu said this part as if singing an opera. It seems that if you give him some accompaniment and allegro, he can really play such a part for you, and his excited look doesn't seem to be fake.

"Junior brother." Fingel tremblingly raised a hand from under the table and put it on Lu Mingfei's shoulder, "The reputation is out there!" He finally couldn't help it anymore, raised his head and laughed wildly, while laughing and banging the table. , Lancelot on the side had to reach out to stabilize the table to ensure that the dishes and chopsticks on it would not be shaken.

"You orthodox people arranged this for us?" Lu Mingfei was dumbfounded and looked at Zhao Xiaosheng, the only normal person in his opinion, and asked.

"No, this is definitely not a label that our orthodox people have maliciously placed on you. What he said can only be regarded as folk rumors!" Zhao Xinsheng quickly put the blame away. She did not dare to bear such a disaster as tarnishing the image of her allies.

"'Twin Stars' and 'The Man Behind Lin Nian' should be referring to the two dragon-slaying operations. Lin Nian and Lu Mingfei are both partners in the same team." Wei Lewa rubbed her uncomfortable cheeks. , tactfully preparing to find some steps for Lin Nian, who was also a little unable to hold himself tight and had a dark face.

"Indeed, the combination of Lin Nian and Lu Mingfei is recognized by many people in the academy." Su Xiaoqiang also decided to give some advice, mainly because she saw that Lin Nian's expression was really difficult.

"Can I get an autograph?" Sima Xuxu handed over the pen skillfully, and turned over the paper with Lin Nian's name on it. Lu Mingfei signed on the back, and he became the man behind Lin Nian. I can only say that he understands it too well.

"I" Lu Mingfei was a little dazed holding the pen. He glanced at Lin Nian next to him and found that Lin Nian had turned his head and was looking at the scenery outside like Li Hueyue.

If Lin Nian was lucky enough to hear the evaluation and discussion of the character "Sima Xuxu" by Li Hueyue and Lang Juxu's commander-in-chief in the tower, he would probably agree with all Li Hueyue's views with both hands and feet now, and I completely understood why Li Hueyue didn't want to see this boy. After meeting him, he kept silent from beginning to end and just drank tea.

This is indeed invisible, there is a generation gap, brother.

Lu Mingfei had the courage to sign his name on the paper like a dog. He tried his best to make the font more artistic, but the price was that the name was not artistic and not signed, which looked like some trendy Martian font. , people who understand it will question the cultural level of the person who signed it, but people who don’t understand it will try to understand some of the profound meanings of Martian text from this font.

It happened that Sima Xuxu seemed to be someone who didn't understand. He admired Lu Mingfei's "calligraphy treasure" with radiant eyes. He folded the paper with the tracks left by the "Twin Stars", then looked left and right and handed it over solemnly. Gave it to Zhao Xiansheng, "Xiaosheng, please help me put it away, don't lose it! This is my life's request, please!"

Zhao Xunsheng took a hard look at the secret party members who were still covering their faces. He tried to keep a serious attitude, took the piece of paper and put it in a small package close to his body. He reluctantly smiled at the people on the table, and then Looking at Sima Xuxu who was still staring at Lin Nian and Lu Mingfei, he ordered in a low voice: "Xuxu, if you have anything to do, let's talk about it at the dinner table. I'm talking about business now."

To be honest, she would rather face the traps of the secret party for a while than let Sima Xuxu continue to unleash his natural instincts and continue to stir things up like this. At least she has always been well-trained in official accent, but she is pretending to be stupid. If you are confused by her lessons, you may not be able to practice well enough.

"Well, the signatures are done, let's get down to business now." Susie also coughed slightly, preparing to pull back the skewed painting style.

"What's the business? Have I disturbed everyone's conversation?" Sima Xuxu sat upright on the table without realizing it. He didn't know when he was holding a pair of chopsticks in his hand, as if he was about to start a meal. .

I really don’t regard myself as an outsider.

Oh no, he is not an outsider in the first place.

In other words, this boy has a very high invisible status in the orthodoxy. The innocence and casualness he shows are evidence of this - he is not ignorant, but he does not take some things seriously at all. From his birth to his growth experience The experience and experience he has cultivated make him think that everything he does now is nothing more than a trivial matter, and the biggest consequence he may suffer is just being scolded by his elders.

A few people who are sensible and think a lot have quietly seen this clearly.

"Actually, it's nothing. It's just some normal exchanges and discussions between the Secret Party and the Orthodox." Susie said, "For example, we are very curious about how delicious the food on this table is. Who is lucky enough to enjoy this every day?" The meals at this level make us envious.”

"Well, the only ones who can eat in the 'Imperial Dining Room' every day are definitely the patriarchs of the five families. Apart from a few of their elders, who can use the 'Imperial Dining Room' to prepare the banquet every day?" Sima Xuxu raised his eyebrows. He answered casually.

Su Qian was also startled for a moment, and then she saw from the corner of her eye that Zhao Xiaosheng's expression suddenly tightened, and his two beautiful eyes were staring straight at Sima Xuxu. However, the boy was working hard and didn't even notice that his partner was asking for help. Cannibal eyes.

"I've heard that orthodoxy is a system based on the theme of 'clan', but the clan leaders eat so well every day? Aren't you tired of eating it? Sometimes the living conditions are too rich, which will have negative effects, right?" Lan Slot asked casually, and also gave Sima Xuxu a chicken leg.

"Oh oh oh, thank you." Sima Xuxu felt that his secret friend was so enthusiastic, "You won't get tired of eating it. The chefs of the 'Imperial Kitchen' all have their own inherited skills. The cuisines alone are divided into eight major categories. Each type of cuisine is subdivided into several small types. The small types of cuisines can produce thousands of dishes. If a table is set every day, a single small cuisine can be served 365 days a year. But last time Grandpa Sima stayed with me to eat at Longfeng Garden, I felt that the meal was not as good as the one we had today. The 'Imperial Kitchen' seemed to have a special set of recipes for the 'clan chiefs' , all the above are medicinal foods, and I can’t get used to them anyway.”

"Xuxu." Zhao Xinsheng said.

"What?"

"The clan leaders seem to be working very hard." Lin Nian interrupted Xuxu who was about to turn around.

Seeing Lin Nian speak, Sima Xuxu immediately turned back.

Lin Nian continued: "It seems that the orthodox clan leaders are similar to the secret party's school board. They usually try their best to handle every matter, so are they so tired that they need 'medicine' to replenish their bodies? Just like this time at the airport Did they personally order the people from your execution department to dispatch the accident?"

"That's not true. Sister Qiu Luo is responsible for things at the airport. Oh, she is the one you saw at the airport before. She is the commander-in-chief of our Lang Juxu. She is usually responsible for this kind of thing." Sima Xuxu bit into the plump and juicy chicken drumstick.

"Did it be Commander Li who discovered that there might be hidden dangers in the airport?"

"You can't say that." Sima Xuxu wanted to touch the back of his head, but gave up after chewing the chicken leg and his hands became oily.

"The disaster you encountered at the airport is actually that 'Jiuzhou' issued an alarm in advance, and 'Tianding Pavilion' threw a tortoise shell for a divination. After determining the time and location, it followed the 'Wu Fa' algorithm normally, and the result was After finding the joint nodes of 'Little Tribulation', Lang Juxu conducted field control and blanket search based on the details of the nodes."

"'Jiuzhou'? 'Tianding Pavilion'?"

"'Tianding Pavilion' is a unique institution here. I can't explain its operation in just a few words. As for 'Jiuzhou', well, don't you also have 'Norma'? This kind of 'AI' system supported by super computers Is it very common? I remember there is a 'Kaguya' in Japan, and there is a 'Norn' in Europe." Sima Xuxu gave Lin Nian a strange look.

"Well, it's not surprising. I just think the name 'Kiuzhou' is a good one." Lin Nian nodded.

"Really!" Sima Xuxu also smiled, looking a little proud.

Everyone at the table listened to Sima Xuxu talking about the mountains, and everyone looked extremely focused. Only Zhao Xinsheng touched his forehead and felt that he must have a fever now, otherwise why would he have a severe headache?

Sima Xuxu actually noticed Zhao Xinsheng's reaction to some extent, but he also felt that this was not something that could not be discussed. Secret party friends like to ask, so he will just say directly, what can be said and what can't be said, he actually has it in his heart, (it's just that many things that others think are unreasonable, in his opinion are actually just topics for small talk) No Seeing Sister Huoyue still sitting there, didn't you stop yourself? So it seems that it is not a big problem for him to casually say some orthodox and interesting things.