Chapter 145 The King of Comedy (4K10K)
Marisbili made it very clear, and it was not an excuse, because indeed, as he said, the number one enemy now is Tokiomi Tosaka, and until this enemy is dealt with, other matters must be put aside.
Matou Kariya also knew this truth. In fact, he was unwilling to accept it and did not want Sakura to stay in that terrible insect cave, so he just asked tentatively.
Therefore, after being rejected, Matou Kariya said nothing more. After confirming the future action plan with Marisbili, he broke off contact.
Then, the camera moved to the other side where Maris Billy was. The man who was drinking morning tea shook his head helplessly: "It seems that Mr. Kariya will be eager to do something tonight, but it doesn't matter, for me As far as I'm concerned, his use value is nothing more than this."
These words directly showed Marisbili's unfavorable attitude towards Matou Kariya.
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In the real world, Yaoguang-Chaldea Headquarters, Tokiomi Tosaka said with an elegant expression: "Kariya, look, it's because you are so impulsive that even your allies feel that your value is almost gone. ”
Matou Kariya, who was sitting next to Tosaka Tokiomi, twitched his face, and then said angrily: "Yes, it's all because the guy named Tokiomi Tokiomi is so scumbag, he actually sent Sakura into the insect cave. And he obviously knows what everything is like, he is really a scumbag, so it’s all Tokiomi’s fault!”
Tokiomi Tokiomi's expression froze, then he coughed dryly and said, "Well, people always make mistakes, and there is nothing we can do about it, so Kariya, we need to look forward and not be bound by the past."
Matou Kariya sneered: "Sorry, I am a light novelist and a nostalgic person. While looking to the future, I never forget the past. So - it's all Tokiomi's fault."
Tokiomi Tosaka: "..."
Next to them, the other members of the Matou family and the Tohsaka family were all ashamed after seeing them. I really don't know whether these childhood sweethearts who grew up together have a good relationship or a bad relationship.
Anyway, after Matou Kariya was brought to the Yaoguang-Chaldea headquarters, under the words "It's all Tokiomi's fault" which has become a world-class classic, the two old men started to talk to each other. The verbal exchanges between them continue to this day.
It's just that we were just quarreling in private before, but now that everyone is in the viewing area, it's really embarrassing for you to still be like this - don't you see that there are already many pairs of strange eyes around you?
Fortunately, these two old men, who combined were 80 years old, said a few words, and then returned their attention to the light curtain image, and at this time, the light curtain image also had a new picture.
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The light screen image showed the Rider group, and the Conqueror King in casual clothes was walking on the street with his little Master Weber.
It could be seen that Weber was very dissatisfied with this matter and kept complaining and complaining, but the Conqueror King didn't care and said it was okay while laughing and joking all the way.
This is truly a joyful interaction between the servant and the master.
However, it can be seen from his words that the Conqueror seemed to want to buy some wine and prepare to hold a banquet. As for what kind of banquet it was, he did not know.
This aroused the curiosity of the real-world audience, and they all speculated on what the Conqueror wanted to do.
There is no doubt that the combination of King Conqueror and Weber attracted attention, and many people watched them along the way.
After all, a muscular man who is more than two meters tall and a weak-headed boy who is less than 1.6 meters tall are walking together, and they are two crooked nuts. This combination looks weird no matter how you look at it.
Anyway, it was very stressful to come to Weber all the way, because it attracted too many eyes and many passers-by were whispering.
However, this happy scene still made many people smile involuntarily.
It has to be said that the Rider team is basically responsible for more than 80% of the laughter in the entire Holy Grail War story. Every time you watch this pair interact, it gives people a very funny feeling and makes people feel happy.
To put it more intuitively, it is incompatible with the painting style of the Holy Grail War.
However, considering the performance of various Masters and the attitudes of the magicians in the Holy Grail War, Weber, a young man suspected of being a magic apprentice, was indeed a breath of fresh air, just like his teacher Kenneth.
Then, when passing by a game arcade, Weber was stunned.
Because Gilgamesh, who was dressed in casual clothes, was about to enter the game hall, the sudden meeting between the two parties instantly made the atmosphere awkward.
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In the real world, people were also stunned, and then there was a strong sense of absurdity.
This Hero King Gilgamesh actually wants to enter the game arcade?
What do you want to do? Are there any powerful beings in the arcade?
Or……
Just for fun?
Thinking of this possibility, thinking of the scene of the arrogant and arrogant Gilgamesh playing in the game hall, thinking of this king playing games like a king in front of many children and teenagers, opening and closing his mouth just like he is. At the scene of "Wang XXX", countless people were stunned instantly, and laughter appeared one after another all over the world.
After all, this picture is so beautiful that people can’t bear to look at it.
With the arrogant character of the Hero King, he would definitely call himself the King in the game hall, and then talk about all kinds of miscellaneous cultivation all the time. Such an attitude in front of a bunch of children and teenagers is the ultimate social death scene, just like a middle school patient showing all kinds of black history in the game hall.
Of course, some people thought that the Hero King would definitely encounter many people who laughed at him, and they couldn't help but worry about the children playing in the game hall.
If this guy was unhappy and attacked the children, it would be the worst scene.
After all, the Hero King is a very tyrannical and moody guy, and he might really attack a group of children who have no special powers.
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In the elementary school affiliated to Tianwang International High School, in Illya’s class, the beautiful boy Gil-kun said with disdain: “Hero King Gilgamesh? That’s it? A dignified king actually wants to go to the game hall to play. He is still called the Hero King. It is an insult to this title. However, given his abnormal brain and personality, it is not strange for him to do this. Anyway, he is just a tyrant with a hole in his brain.”
Next to the beautiful boy, a group of little boys who support him echoed and said that Gil-kun was right.
This made another small group supporting the Hero King unhappy. As the leader of the small group, Alexander, who was also a beautiful boy, immediately retorted: "Narrow-minded! Too narrow-minded! The Hero King is obviously sympathetic to the people. As a king, he is willing to integrate into the people. This is the performance of a sage king. Since ancient times, kings who are willing to have fun with the people are undoubtedly sage kings!"
"Comparatively speaking, the Conqueror King who is completely ignorant and wandering around the streets with his master and talking about holding a banquet is the problem!"
When the words fell, the other members of Alexander's small group also nodded in support of Alexander's opinion, while Alexander looked proud and quietly stuffed a history book that he got from somewhere into the depths of the drawer. Obviously, he had made up for his lessons well, otherwise how could a primary school student say such a coherent statement?
Gilgamesh's side naturally disagreed with what he said and immediately refuted Alexander's theory.
Alexander's side was not to be outdone and also began to refute fiercely.
Neither side could convince the other, and soon the theoretical rebuttal turned into a quarrel.
So, the group led by Gilgamesh, who praised the King of Conquerors and stepped on the King of Heroes, and the group led by Alexander, who praised the King of Heroes and stepped on the King of Conquerors, started quarreling on the spot.
Not far away, the cute little lolita group led by Illya looked at the noisy boys with disgust, saying that the boys were so childish.
The most important thing is that the girls as the audience are tired of watching, while the boys are happy to do it - this quarrel has been going on for a long time, and the small groups on both sides are formed little by little.
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The light screen image, no matter how much people want to complain about the King of Heroes, the story continues, and the King of Heroes doesn't care that he is seen going into the game hall, and faces the King of Conquerors with arrogance.
But then the world didn't know what the two sides talked about directly. It was just played that after the King of Conquerors and the King of Heroes had a conversation, the King of Conquerors took his little master Weber away, and the King of Heroes entered the game hall, and it seemed that he really wanted to fight in this game hall.
Anyway, people in the real world have subtle expressions, and feel like they have countless complaints.
In the blink of an eye, it was dark again, completely skipping the daytime.
The camera shifted to Einzbern Castle.
After last night's battle, Einzbern Castle was damaged everywhere, and Irisviel and Saber stayed in the castle.
Suddenly, Irisviel felt something, and the picture flashed by, showing thunder and lightning roaring and strong winds howling. Then, the camera turned back to Irisviel, showing that her expression became a little uncomfortable at this time.
Seeing this, Saber immediately stepped forward and asked with concern: "Madam, what's wrong with you?"
Irisviel said nervously: "Someone broke through the barrier... Did they break through so recklessly because they knew Kiritsugu was not here?"
Hearing this, Saber sensed it and said with a serious expression: "This magic power and thunder, as well as this reckless attitude... There is no mistake, the invader is Rider!"
The next moment, the camera shifted to the hall of the castle. Two black bulls rushed into the camera first, and then the ox cart. The roar of thunder and the sound of ox hooves and wheels rolling on the ground rushed into the hall with all of this, directly indicating the identity of the visitor.
That was the King of Conquerors and his little master Waver!
The ox cart stopped after entering the hall and did not continue to charge. Saber, who was fully armed and in combat mode, also came out and stood at the stairs on the second floor. Irisviel hid behind and watched this side.
However, when Saber, who was ready to experience a big battle, saw the King of Conquerors' current appearance clearly, she was stunned, and the people in the real world were also stunned.
Because the King of Conquerors was not wearing the Macedonian leather armor and red velvet cape he wore in previous battles, but casual clothes - that is, the white T-shirt of the "Grand Strategy" game that he bought without telling Weber, with a world map on the log.
This imagery is more like coming to travel than to fight.
Even after seeing Saber, the Conqueror showed a hearty and heroic smile, raised his right hand and said, "Hey, Saber!"
Saber: "...?"
Irisviel: "...???"
They were all confused and couldn't understand the situation at all. The conqueror's way of not following the routine really confused the two women.
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In the real world, many people burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha~~ As expected of Alexander the Great, he always plays cards out of the box. He is really good at playing."
"Look at King Arthur's confused expression. This can be taken as a screenshot and used as an emoticon."
"It doesn't have to be complete. I've already done it. Look, the king is confused.jpg."
"WWWW~ I'm laughing so hard. Is this Conquering King really a comedian?"
"Alexander the Great: Do you think I'm here to fight? No, actually I'm just here to have fun!"
"Holy Grail War? I'm not serious~ Hey~ I'm just playing~.gif."
All kinds of jokes and memes appeared at this time, and super talented netizens gave full play to their talents. After all, in the serious Holy Grail War, such scenes are rare.
The most important thing is that the King of Conquerors is like having the gift of a comedian, and very funny things will always happen when you communicate with him. This is the case with the King of Heroes, and now it is also the case with Saber.
A proper Holy Grail War mudslide.
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In the light screen image, Saber, who had come back to her senses, also asked what the King of Conqueror wanted to do. Originally, she wanted to do it directly, but the King of Conqueror's attitude of not following the routine also made her a little afraid. She always felt that the King of Conqueror had something. conspiracy.
When the King of Conqueror heard this, he reached out and patted his side. Under the camera, people finally saw a wooden barrel there.
Afterwards, the King of Conqueror directly carried the barrel on his shoulders, and there was a sloshing sound from inside. It was obvious that it was filled with liquid.
At the same time, a scent of wine spread from the barrel.
The Conqueror King said with a matter-of-fact expression: "Do you still need to say that? Of course I came to you for a drink! Okay, don't stay there, lead the way!"
Saber: "...?"
The real world, people all over the world: "???"
In the midst of billions of confusion, the Conqueror King continued: "Isn't there a courtyard suitable for drinking? This broken castle is full of ashes, how can we drink?"
Hearing this, Saber and Irisviel looked at each other in confusion, obviously they had never met such a person before.
In the real world, people are also becoming more and more confused by the behavior of the conquering king.
It's okay to come to King Arthur for a drink, but what Alexander the Great did is really confusing.
However, many people feel that these actions of the Conqueror King are purposeful and planned, and they must have deep meaning.
Then, following this idea, many people think that the King of Conqueror is actually looking for an alliance with the Saber group this time. After all, there have been many alliances in the previous light screen images, and there is also a Rider group who wants to form an alliance with the Saber group. Nothing strange.
Rather, this is in line with the true meaning of ‘war’.
Cooperating vertically and horizontally has been this way since ancient times. Whether in the East or the West, or looking at the whole world, the essence of this diplomacy has never changed.
First update today, the king’s banquet is here