Chapter 690 Are You Stupid?
"This... this is too precious," even though Li Cunfeng was usually taciturn, his lips and teeth were still trembling with excitement at this time, "My lord, I..."
Du Ziyuan patted him on the shoulder, and said: "Study it well, and help me run errands in the future so that you can be more efficient."
Li Cunfeng's expression was solemn, he held his sword and bowed, "Thank you, my lord, for the reward."
"That's it. You can go and play casually. I'll slip away first." After Du Ziyuan finished speaking, he teleported away and disappeared in front of Li Cunfeng.
"My lord is really powerful," Li Cunfeng murmured looking at the place where Du Ziyuan disappeared, "You have to practice your sword well, otherwise you won't even be qualified to run errands in the future."
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Du Ziyuan returned directly to Longjiao Village from Tianjian Mountain. When he entered the house, he shouted, "Frown? Frown?"
However, there was no response. He swept his consciousness and found no trace of Lin Yuzheng. He is not sure whether it can't be scanned or it is really out of range.
"Miss Xiaoyu has gone out." From the kitchen, a figure came out, holding a Roujiamo in his hand. It was Elder Guanjian.
"Uh, are you still there?" Du Ziyuan thought she had returned to Penglai Sword Sect.
Elder Guan Jian rolled his eyes at him: "How can anyone talk to an elder like this? Do you think I'm eating and drinking at your place?"
Although Du Ziyuan really wanted to say "yes", but considering that she would suffer from myocardial infarction if she was too old, she said, "No, I just heard that you people in Penglai Sword Sect are very busy. Yes, I thought you had gone back to deal with business a long time ago."
"Oh, that," Elder Guanjian took a bite of the meat buns, and said, "I am the elder who imparts the skills, and I am responsible for imparting immortal skills and methods, but the lower-level elders have other lower-level elders to teach them. Responsible for teaching elite disciples."
"Well, so what?" Du Ziyuan didn't understand what she wanted to say.
"What I mean is, if I raise the assessment standard a bit, no one will be able to pass the test, so I can justly stop working?" Elder Guan Jian blinked mischievously like a girl, "How? I'm smart Bar?"
Du Ziyuan clasped his fists and said, "It's amazing, it's amazing that you can say such words so confidently, you can't afford to provoke them."
Only then did Elder Guanjian continue to eat her Roujiamo with satisfaction.
Du Ziyuan asked her, "Where did the frown go?"
"I don't know, she just said that the materials at home are used up, and she will go to other places to see if I can pick up some supplements for you," Elder Guanjian finished speaking, and looked Du Ziyuan up and down, "Boy, you won't Kidney deficiency, right?"
"You're the one with kidney deficiency!" The man couldn't stand this kind of questioning, "Every day I... stand up to the sky!"
"Really?" Elder Guanjian glanced at Du Ziyuan's left leg, right leg, left dantian, below the perineum, and then showed an old godmother's smile.
Du Ziyuan felt goosebumps when she saw her, "The frown is not there, where is Xiaojin?"
"She said she was going to catch a shark. There was a tiger-patterned shark that she had been chasing for a year, but she didn't catch it. She seemed very unwilling."
"MDZZ, what kind of shark is she catching for a good dragon, just go through the last catastrophe and become a fairy." Du Ziyuan, the mentally handicapped dragon maid, also couldn't help it.
Elder Guanjian suddenly moved closer, walked around Du Ziyuan and looked him up and down.
"You, what are you going to do?" Could it be that she wants old cows to eat tender grass? Du Ziyuan felt uneasy.
"Boy," Elder Guanjian frowned and said, "Could it be that you are about to cross the catastrophe?"
"Huh?" Du Ziyuan was thinking about it, but he didn't react for a while when he heard this, "Oh, that seems to be true."
Guan Jian frowned even deeper: "I remember that you seem to be a martial arts practitioner. Do you know how terrifying the Yin-Yang God Tribulation in martial arts is?"
"I know," Du Ziyuan said, "In the entire Heavenly Court, Martial Immortals don't even have one hand. It is said that most of the martial arts cultivators have been struck to death by lightning."
"Then you are still going to cross the catastrophe?" Guan Jian said, "I thought you would directly ascend through meritorious deeds. Jean, why haven't you ascended yet?"
Du Ziyuan didn't expect that she would be aware of this, she deserves to be the pillar of the top sect.
"The merits and virtues in me are enough, but the Emperor of Heaven suppresses me to become a Virtuous Immortal."
"Emperor of Heaven?" Guan Jian didn't expect Du Ziyuan to mention this big guy, and was taken aback, "You know Emperor of Heaven? How did you offend him? He won't let you ascend?"
Du Ziyuan shook his head and said with a smile: "I didn't offend him, it was my mother's request. She felt that the meritorious immortal's combat power was too scumbag and had no future, so she asked the Heavenly Emperor to suppress my merits and let me go through the tribulation."
"This..." Guan Jian didn't know how to evaluate it anymore. She had already guessed that Du Ziyuan's identity was unusual, but now that the Emperor of Heaven was involved, his mother was a person who could control the Emperor of Heaven, which was a bit beyond her imagination.
"Don't you know?" Du Ziyuan said, "I remember what I told Brother Mu, my mother is the Moon God."
"Moon Goddess!" Guan Jian was surprised several times in just a short while, "My God, does Moon Goddess actually have a son? Then who is your father?"
"I don't have a father, my mother gave birth to me alone." Du Ziyuan said.
"That... is it okay to call your mother like a water flea?"
"What can I do? That's what my mother told me." Du Ziyuan spread his hands, gods, it's not surprising that anything happened, Hua Xu stepped on his footprints and became pregnant.
Guan Jian looked at him like a fool: "No, are you stupid? Do you believe everything your mother says?"
"Why don't you believe me?" Du Ziyuan was a little annoyed, why should he be called stupid? He's as smart as a horse, isn't he?
Guan Jian shook his head speechlessly: "I said, you little straight men, what women say can never be interpreted literally, okay? Your mother said that if you don't have a father, you really don't have one? I I think it is more likely that the relationship between the two has broken down, and she doesn't want to mention him, so she simply said that there is no such person."
"Really?" Hearing what she said, Du Ziyuan was a little shaken. After all, he really doesn't understand women very well.
"You're not a woman, so you don't understand," Guan Jian probably got used to teaching his apprentice, and said with the tone of someone who has been here before, "For those who don't want to mention them, they are all dead in our eyes. I have a junior sister who still talks to her." The daughter said she plucked it from a tree, but her father is actually fine now."
The more Du Ziyuan listened to it, the more he felt it made sense. Thinking about it carefully, getting pregnant with feelings is just a myth and legend. Otherwise, why haven't other gods got pregnant with feelings for so many years in Heavenly Court?
If this could really happen, wouldn't Heavenly Court already have Lily in power?