Chapter 1585 The Ultimate Technique for Picking up Girls
Zeng Hao, as a demon princess, has been with Xiangyue Male Star for a long time. Her obsession is to have a cute girl of her own. Faced with the disaster that happened to her tribe, she has no emotions at all. The demons don't have that many compatriots who love her. Moreover, the men on the Male Demon Star are really useless. What does it have to do with her whether they die or not?
Are they unable to get her pregnant for the rest of their lives?
Although Zeng Hao still looks very young, as a demon woman, she is actually already old, which is equivalent to the age of a human woman upwards of thirty years.
It's really ridiculous, that Qingjian woman named Zeng Huan actually wants to introduce a foreign man to her? Humph, did she think that as a princess of the demon clan, she would be as lowly as those legendary poor witches?
Yes, she had heard some news that some witches would befriend men of other races. This was something Zeng Hao couldn't understand!
As a demon princess, she feels it is necessary to keep the royal bloodline pure, which is another obsession.
Just as he was thinking about something in his mind, the door suddenly opened, and a very strong and tall young man staggered in.
Zeng Hao frowned slightly, why did this man appear in such a special way? Was he pushed in?
In the past two days, she has met many men introduced to her by Zeng Huan. They all behaved very well in front of her, but they did not attract Zeng Hao's interest at all. She just regarded them as watching a show and accepting what they said. .
So even if this one's appearance is quite special, Zeng Hao won't care too much. She can't accept foreign men. This is fundamental! It's a pity that Zeng Huan didn't understand her persistence and belief.
One minute, two minutes, three minutes... After ten minutes passed, all Zeng Hao's thoughts disappeared. She finally focused her eyes on Qin Le. She found that the man was taking out half a piece of cake and A kettle, then sat on a chair in the room and started...eating?
Zeng Hao was stunned. Shouldn't he come over to talk to him? Why did you come here to eat? What kind of trick is this? Play hard to get?
Humph, she won’t be fooled!
Zeng Hao thought this way, and at the same time moved his head away, never looking at Qin Le again.
It took Qin Le fifteen minutes to finish the half of the cake, then rinsed his mouth with water and swallowed it. Then he clapped his hands and started the first thing Qin An asked him to do, which was to talk about his childhood!
Qin An believes that the Sword Spirit Star actually has many similarities with the Earth. Although there are many races in the Sword Spirit Star, at least half of the races have similar values to the people on Earth. So maybe witches also have motherhood. Otherwise, why would they go to find a demon boy they don't like very much? Therefore, Qin An wants Qin Le to inspire the witch's maternal nature. This can be considered an attempt.
"My brother asked me to tell you something about my childhood..."
Qin Le sold Qin An out with his first words, leaving Qin An speechless.
However, fate is sometimes very strange. Qin Le's unstructured opening words attracted the witch's attention.
Who is his brother? Why did you ask this person to tell you about your childhood?
As the saying goes, curiosity killed the cat. When you have questions, you naturally have psychological hints to listen carefully. Even if the witch doesn't admit it, she is now really listening to Qin Le's words carefully.
"I was an orphan when I was sensible. I wandered the streets begging for food. I was chased by wild dogs, abducted by human traffickers, robbed by bandits, and hung up and beaten when I was caught stealing other people's things... I I always thought that I might not survive the sunset, but in the end I survived... I heard that you all have long lifespans. I don’t know how many earth years you have now. Do you still remember your childhood? My childhood distance I'm not that far away, so I remember everything about that time! Since I was adopted by my brother, I rarely talk about my childhood because there is nothing to talk about. Thinking about it means nothing to me, but it makes people around me sad. I cried with emotion, I don’t think this is good… So, let’s just say this…”
Qin Le is suspected of dealing with Qin An. He really doesn't think there is anything to tell about his childhood, so just talk about it casually. It doesn't need to be too sad or too sensational.
"Yes, that's it. There's no need to be too sensational. My eldest brother asked me to confess my love to you and tell you about my childhood. I analyzed it and found out that I might want to win your sympathy and then make you feel a little like me. Thrilling, I think I don’t want it anymore. Even if I can complete the task assigned by my elder brother and finally make you follow me willingly, I don’t want it to be because of your sympathy for me! When I was down and out, no one sympathized with me except Big brother! With the help of big brother, I have lived a good life today. Although I have not achieved success or fame, I have enough food and clothing. So there is no need for anyone to sympathize with my past at this time. It is meaningless and meaningless. ……dont you agree?"
Qin An listened to Qin Le's narration, was stunned for a while, and then secretly gave a thumbs up.
Zhen Ni Ma underestimated Qin Le, this trick of playing hard to get was too clever!
Of course, Qin An knows that Qin Le is not playing hard to get, he is just saying what he wants, but it is precisely because of this magnanimity that the effect of playing hard to get is better. Looking at the witch at this time, the look in Qin Le's eyes seems to be different. Already?
The witch Zeng Hao was really shocked. She never thought that the man in front of her could be so honest and wise.
He was different from all the other men who had been brought here because he told a fact that he had known for a long time! All the men were sent by the other party's general to pursue him. Unfortunately, the previous men didn't say anything. When they met, they would praise themselves in heaven and earth. Only the boy in front of him... He was so honest that Zeng Hao didn't dare to look directly at him. , who...is he?
As if there was a connection between the two minds, when Zeng Hao thought this way, Qin Le said:
"Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Qin Le. This is the name given to me by another benefactor of mine... Haha, I'm sorry just now. I ate half of the cake because I was a little nervous and had eaten something. I won’t be nervous anymore. I like to bring some food with me. Maybe it’s because I never had enough to eat when I was little, so I’m insecure about food. I also eat very slowly. This is what Liusu has helped me with over the past few years. I have become a habit. I used to devour food. Liusu said that this was not good, but gradually I changed... Liusu... is my wife. I feel I must tell you this because I received the The eldest brother came here on a mission to turn you into my wife... So I think I have to be honest enough to tell you about this first so that you can be mentally prepared... I don't know your race between men and women. What kind of trend is it? Today on earth, there are not many marriages where multiple people live together... I wonder if you can accept it?"
The witch Zeng's nose was so angry that she was so angry.
What does Qin Le mean by saying so much? To sum it up simply, I have a wife, and I came to you for orders. It doesn’t matter whether you are good or bad. I married you just for the mission!
This is so irritating! As if she would be interested in him! I'm so angry, so angry!
Zeng Hao's face turned a little blue and he no longer looked at Qin Le.
For her, there is no difference at all between a monogamous life and a life with multiple people, because witches do not live with the father of their children. They usually return to being actresses directly after getting pregnant. After giving birth, the child is handed over to the man. Father, the woman will stay and raise her by herself. If she doesn’t want to have a second child, she will never see the child’s father again in her lifetime. This kind of marriage is doomed to the witch’s ruthlessness towards the witch boy, because it’s not that the witches don’t want to have contact with the child’s father, but Monster men reject this kind of behavior. They think that relationships between men and women who are not together for the purpose of having children are just hooligans...
Zeng Hao, who was extremely unhappy, stopped looking at Qin Le.
However, she actually had expectations in her heart.
What else will this Earthling kid say next? Will he tell himself how many children he actually has?
After Qin Le said what he wanted to confess, he felt much more relaxed and began to do the second thing as Qin An asked, to show off his talents!
"My eldest brother knew that I lacked education when I was a child, so he asked me to become a master. My master's name is Peng Kai, and my wife's name is Shu Jie. I treat them like my parents. They are both excellent people. If I have the opportunity in the future, I Let me introduce you to... I mean, even if we can't become husband and wife, we can still be friends! My mistress's cooking is delicious. I can grow so tall thanks to her cooking! Haha, okay Now, let me play the flute for you, my elder brother said that I am very good at playing the flute!"
While Qin Le was talking, he didn't care about Zeng Hao's feelings and just took out the flute and played it. After the first song, He Ke Liusu, who was eavesdropping outside the door, was intoxicated. The flute played by her husband was learned from the master, and the tunes were all original. The music has a melodious style and is really nice to listen to!
In the room, the demon princess, who was dismissive at first, was shocked. That thin pipe could actually produce such a beautiful song?
Isn't this too... too exaggerated?
After Qin Le's flute sound dispersed for a long time, Zeng Hao realized that his eyes had fallen on Qin Le again. Not only was he blushing, it was certainly not because of shyness, but because he was angry with himself.
How come she was deceived into paying attention to her again by this kid?
At this time, Qin Le put away the flute and started to do the third thing Qin An asked him to do, which was to look into the future and pay attention to the future of Zeng Hao and Qin Le.
"I thought about it when I was just eating. If you marry me, we will live near my eldest brother for a few years and help him polish the hearts of the world. When we can retire, I will let our children Stay with your elder brother to take care of him, and then take you and Liusu to wander!
The world has changed so much now. I flew all the way here and saw many strange races and things on the ground! I really want to go and see it, but I’m so busy that I don’t have the chance. Let’s go later. You and Liusu will accompany me, without the children. The older ones will follow their elder brother to develop their skills, and the younger ones will be thrown into Tianju. It's safe there and has a good growing environment. Hey, I guess we have to have ten or eight children, right? . "
Speaking of his ideals, Qin Le smiled honestly, truly and purely. That laughter once again made Zeng Hao tremble.
At the same time, this time Zeng Hao really blushed because of shyness.
He still had ten or eight children. Did he think giving birth to children was that easy? Now she has wanted to have a baby for many years, but she can't get pregnant at all. She doesn't know if she has infertility. According to legend, this is a curse and is very bad.
How depressing!
"Okay, it's time to do what big brother told me about my fourth year. You have just arrived on Earth not long ago, so let me introduce you to this planet..."
Qin Le was talking completely to himself and began to tell the history of the earth, dinosaurs, glaciers, ancient times, and the birth of human beings.
What he told was very twisty and funny. This was Qin An's order. It must be like telling a story.
For example, if you want to talk about dinosaurs, then set up a Tyrannosaurus rex protagonist in the third person, let the Tyrannosaurus rex be adopted by a herbivorous dinosaur when he was a child, and then help his mother and brothers defeat other Tyrannosaurus rex when he grows up.
Naturally, this idea was stolen from a pre-apocalyptic cartoon. I thought it looked pretty good at the time, so it would probably be good to tell as a story.
Qin Le now has a very deep understanding of dinosaurs, because the earth was crossed by dinosaurs, and these animals can be seen everywhere now.
Qin Le stopped after speaking for exactly twenty minutes.
"Brother can only tell stories for twenty minutes..."
Qin Le followed Qin An's words and stopped at the most critical point.
The herbivorous dinosaur encountered the Tyrannosaurus Rex and was about to be eaten.
Her children were crying and the Tyrannosaurus rex was grinning.
The witch has been attracted and is waiting for the Tyrannosaurus rex raised by herbivorous dinosaurs to come out to turn the tide and pretend to be a slap in the face, but Qin Le refuses to talk! Zeng Hao was so angry that she scratched her heart and liver.
Qin Le ignored Zeng Hao's mood and continued:
"Next, I'm going to do the fifth thing that big brother has told you."
As he spoke, Qin Le quickly walked to the bed and sat opposite the Witch Princess Zeng Hao.
At this time, Zeng Hao was leaning against the wall. She felt that Qin Le was suddenly too close to her. She leaned back uneasily, and then looked into Qin Le's eyes intently.
"What's up?"
Almost subconsciously, Zeng Hao actually asked. This was the first thing Zeng Hao said to Qin Le.
Then the moment this sentence ended, the situation at this time became eternity for Zeng Hao.
Qin Le did not answer Zeng Hao's question. He bit his lower lip gently, and then suddenly moved forward, pressing the witch's seemingly delicate body under his own body. Then their lips met and they kissed her forcefully. she!
Zeng Hao was completely stunned. She had never experienced such a thing.
No man has ever done this to her. In the demon clan, there is a kissing ceremony when women meet. It represents a friendly atmosphere and expresses the friendliness between each other. Have you ever been kissed by a man? And this kiss was so weird. What was his tongue doing? Why do you have to lightly touch your lips? Why are your lips so numb?