Chapter 1575 Urine

"I'm so angry, so angry!"

Zeng Huan came to Linghua and stamped his feet.

"What's wrong?"

Linghua was lying on the bed studying the collection of poems Qin An had written for her. When she saw that her maid was hairy, she took a breath and asked.

"That witch, I found ten men to express my love to her. For half an hour, she didn't say a word. She couldn't get enough of her! I felt like I couldn't complete the task given to me by my husband. Miss, what do you think we should do?"

"Call ma'am!"

"Didn't you say that you can call me Miss when your husband is away?"

"Okay, whatever you want..."

Linghua didn't have a clue about her own acrostic poem yet, so she didn't plan to continue talking to Zeng Huan.

"Go ask our husband-in-law for advice. He is the best at pleasing women, but I warn you, don't let your husband-in-law try it on his own. If the witch is attracted by or falls in love with your husband-in-law, be careful and I will spank you. Split in half! My father-in-law already has enough women, there is no need to add one more."

Zeng Huan's eyes immediately brightened when Linghua reminded her, why is she so stupid? There is such an awesome person around me but I don’t know how to ask for advice.

So the little maid hurriedly left Linghua's room to find Qin An, but she heard the news that Qin An took Weng Lan out for a walk, which made Linghua depressed and admired.

My husband is indeed a master at picking up girls, and there is never a shortage of women around him. No wonder the self-bred lady is so depressed that she writes poems in bed alone instead of clinging to people. It seems that asking her husband for advice is definitely the right thing!

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"Hey... why is it so dark in here?"

Qin Dafeng was pulled into Xiangxue Tower through the small door by the wild girl, and then he turned left and right and ran wildly in the dark corridor.

After running to the end, Da Feng found the opportunity to ask questions. He didn't know why the little girl brought him here. He could have resisted. After all, he was also a person with strong physical abilities. After all, he had accepted the foundation for several months. Martial arts training.

However, he still didn't let go of the wild girl's hand, because Dafeng felt that the little girl's hands were rough, very cold, and very small.

This girl's hands feel similar to those of her sister Qin Xiangming before!

My sister once had such rough hands that the skin would burst when she touched them.

At that time, neither of their siblings had superpowers. The hot spots were okay in the summer, but it was really sad when it was cold in the winter.

They had no clothes to wear, so the four of them wrapped themselves in a torn, old and thin cheongsam belonging to Catalina. Because it was too cold, they fought back and forth and tore the cheongsam.

When Katerina came back, she was so angry that she burst into tears.

The four children hurriedly went to comfort them and told them that they had torn it accidentally.

Catalina is a true American. She doesn't tell her children about good things but not bad things like Chinese parents do. They usually just say what they have to say.

So she told her four children that she was not angry with them, but with herself.

That cheongsam is her most beautiful dress. She originally made an appointment with an old man to go to his house for a drink tonight. The old man is no longer good and cannot treat women like a real man. Therefore, this is the best thing for Catalina. A perfect opportunity, at least if the old man takes advantage of her, she can get back a small bowl of flour, and maybe even a small piece of meat! The old man specifically asked her to wear this cheongsam, because the old man in the dance hall who worked before had seen Catalina wearing this dress.

Catalina felt that she could only get a small bowl of flour and a small piece of meat by satisfying the old man's request!

It's just a matter of flour, but if you get a small piece of meat, it will definitely be a huge reward.

The children have never eaten meat and don’t know what meat tastes like!

Even if it’s a small piece, it’s good to boil it in water and drink it as soup!

However, now that the cheongsam is broken, Catalina can no longer fulfill the old man's request, so the meat will probably be gone.

That's why Catalina was angry with herself. She thought she was useless and couldn't protect and take care of several children.

From that time on, the children became sensible.

No matter how cold the weather is, they don't touch Catalina's things, because they know that Catalina must dress up better, because only then can she attract men to give her food, and only then will they not starve to death. !

As they got older, the children got used to the cold and began to understand how difficult it was for Cortrina.

They began to pick up scraps in nearby places together and helped neighbors with chores in exchange for a meager reward.

Gradually, the boys' hands became stronger, while the girls' hands became rougher. Qin Yana was better. Although she was the youngest, she inherited some of Qin Qicai's superpowers and had a pretty good physique.

Qin Xiangming doesn't have any powers at all, so her hands look rougher than Qin Yana's. They are dry most of the time, and occasionally she will develop chilblains or strange little beans.

In short, one of the things that the children were most worried about at that time was Qin Xiangming's hands, because she often had itchy, red and swollen hands, and then pus and bleeding, which was very pitiful.

The wild girl who just held his hand and ran back and forth should have a pair of hands like his sister's. Qin Dafeng didn't need to look at it, he could tell just by feeling it.

After stopping, Qin Dafeng realized what he was doing and took his hand back nervously, only to feel that his hands were sweating.

"There are two holes in the wall here. You can see the dance hall outside. My mother invited a lot of people to come today, so I came to invite you to watch the fun!"

"Watching the fun... Why are you like this, girl? I don't know you... Didn't you call me a thief outside? It turns out you wanted to trick me into watching the fun..."

While talking, Da Feng looked through the hole in the wall, and was stunned. It was so lively! …

This building should have been a cathedral before, so the ceiling inside is very high and the space is also very large.

It's just that at this time it has lost its church appearance. It is decorated with neon colors and painted in a very gaudy way.

There is a stage with a height of more than one meter in the front and middle. Below the stage are tea seats, round tables, and a dance floor.

When Qin An and Weng Lan entered, the beautiful Snow Demoness led them to a corner where there was a sofa and a small round table, which seemed a little quieter.

After the two of them sat down, the Snow Demon Girl brought some ice drinks.

"You two look like they are from Earth?"

"Yes."

Qin An opened his mouth to answer, and the Snow Demon Girl put the two blue drinks in the tray on the small round table with a smile, and then said:

"So, do you two know what this is?"

"Snow Demon Wine is said to be rich in Sword Spirit gas conjugates. Drinking it is good for the body, and it tastes sweet. It is a very famous drink even on the Sword Spirit Star."

"Haha, sir, you are really well-informed, so please take it easy, you two. If you need anything, you can call me at any time. Our clan leader has welcomed many friends today, and he will have something to tell you about today's drinks. We do it all for free.”

After the Snow Demon Girl finished speaking, she left with a smile on her face.

Weng Lan looked at the Snow Demon Girl's back, then at the two glasses of Snow Demon Wine on the round table, turned her head to look at Qin An in confusion, and couldn't help but ask:

"What? There's something wrong with this wine? Why do you feel that your expressions and conversations with her have many meanings worth exploring?"

Qin An smiled and nodded, leaned in the direction of Weng Lan, and then said softly:

"You know they are aliens, right?"

"I know, you haven't told me everything, but I think their appearance is not too different from the people on Earth. At least they look much kinder than some of the drinkers here."

The reason why Weng Lan said this is because there are many strange and weird alien races nowadays.

According to the aesthetic standards of people on earth, some of them look like complete monsters. They look like demons. Those who are timid will probably be frightened to the point of weakening their legs at the first sight.

It's just that these ugly and disgusting guys are actually kind and gentle in character. They are the earth beasts who are like toads turned into spirits, the Arnogim who look like octopus creatures, and the hanged ghosts. Ordinary long-tongued people!

"Well, they look very strange, but they are all intelligent races with a long history on the Sword Spirit Star, and most of them are very innocent."

"Okay, please bring the topic back to this Snow Demon Wine. What's so special about it?"

"There is nothing special about the Sword Spirit Planet people, but for us people on earth, it is a little... very special. The Snow Demon Girls basically don't need to eat food. They use photosynthesis to absorb the sword spirit energy as energy supply, so they have the same characteristics as the people on Earth. Completely different internal structures, but they also need to excrete. They will not defecate in their lives, because the solid waste will condense in their abdomen to form sword soul fragments, sword soul stones, and even sword spirit stones. These are treasures in the eyes of others. In fact, it is the solid excrement accumulated in the body of the snow witches... and the wine in front of me..."

"I know! This is their liquid excrement! Urine?"

After Weng Lan finished speaking, she covered her mouth with her hand and her eyes turned into crescent moons.

Qin An curled his lips and said, "Yes, why are you so happy?"

"Hehe, I just think this thing is relatively rare, and I can't say it is urine. The snow monsters use photosynthesis to absorb the sword spirit gas, which means that they are like big trees, such as... apple trees! When apples mature, they must What leaves the main body is considered a derivative of the main body. People squeeze apple juice and drink it, so this is the same principle! This thing is also a derivative of the main body of the snow monsters! So it is normal to drink it!"

"...You don't plan to drink it, do you? I have no such idea!"

"How can you think so? Qin An, you are so rigid and don't know how to adapt to things. Just like when you pursued me, you would deliver soy milk buns every morning and water every night! You never thought that I might prefer to eat tofu. Brains and fried dough sticks? And I prefer coffee after get off work in the evening? If you knew how to be flexible, I would really like you!"

Qin An secretly smiled, how expensive is coffee? He couldn't afford it at that time, and even if he didn't know how to work around it, wouldn't he have married Weng Lan into the family in the end?

"I don't care! I want to drink, but I feel lonely drinking alone! You stay with me!"

While talking, Weng Lan picked up two wine glasses and handed one of them to Qin An's hand. She pouted her mouth and had a gloomy look on her face, as if she was angry, as if she would cry if Qin An didn't drink. Qin An had already Weng Lan saw mist in his eyes.

"Okay then, I'll stay with you..."

Qin An surrendered and was conquered by Weng Lan's eyes.

He actually doesn't think this thing is anything, because the reproductive system and liquid excretion system of snow monsters are separate. Generally speaking, they look similar to humans, but in fact there are some differences in their positions.

Hey, drink it, Qin An can't refuse Weng Lan, a man will dote on a woman as much as he loves her.

Qin An is not a pure and kind person, and his love will never have anything to do with righteousness and annihilation of relatives. Even if Weng Lan is the evildoer, and even if he, Qin An, is the foolish king, he is still willing to play with the princes for the sake of a beautiful woman's smile.

I remember when I was a child, I heard the teacher tell the story about the beacon fire drama about the princes. Qin An would think that the king was too stupid and hateful. But now thinking about it, maybe only this kind of contempt for all the people in the world can be called true love, right?

Qin An decided to fight! If you love her, drink "pee" with her!

In the blink of an eye, Qin An drank the blue liquid in the cup!

The taste is indeed good, and the ingredients in this liquid must have nothing to do with urine in the traditional sense of the earth. It's still the concept that is causing trouble. The snow demon is an advanced life form with no dirt in its body. How can it be like the people on earth?

While Qin An was thinking about it, he turned on his super hearing to monitor the situation nearby, and then his eyes inadvertently collided with beautiful eyes that were as wide as ping pong balls.

"You really drank...Brother, this is urine..."

Damn it! be cheated! Qin An's face was full of bitterness.

Weng Lan really cried and laughed out loud.

"Haha, you are indeed Qin An, stupid, haha, it's so easy to lie! I wouldn't drink this kind of thing even to death, but I didn't expect you to actually drink it, hahaha! Please don't be wrong when you speak today Looking at me, I feel terrible just thinking about it, my God, I can’t do it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing!”

Seeing Weng Lan holding her stomach and smiling sadly, Qin An was depressed for a while and found it funny.

Why didn't I realize that Weng Lan had such a weird and elf side before?

She gave him the feeling of being calm and reserved, with a gentle and quiet temperament.

Yes, they barely communicated much in the first year they met, and Weng Lan suddenly proposed to get married.

After they entered married life, they were always polite. As time went by, they slowly became deeply in love, but that love was not passionate.

Maybe Weng Lan didn't choose to marry him entirely because of him? Does she just want a stable home? After a brief introduction to herself, she felt that he was a man who could meet her conditions, so she got married.

If this is the case, then Weng Lan may not love herself very much.

Thinking of this, Qin An's mood became a little bad, but he quickly adjusted his mood.

It doesn't matter anymore, anyway, Weng Lan is by his side now. As he said, they have a lifetime. He can study this woman carefully and seriously, and then let her be poisoned by him. In addition to deep love, he must also be full of love. Passion!

Suddenly, Qin An turned into a savage beast. He grabbed Weng Lan's hands, moved forward to surround Weng Lan with his chest, pressed her breasts under him, and put his mouth less than one centimeter away from Weng Lan's mouth. , looking straight at Weng Lan.

Weng Lan couldn't laugh this time. After being stunned for a few seconds, her body began to tremble slightly.

"Hey, Qin An! What do you want to do?"

"Why not? Let you smell the taste in my mouth. Doesn't it smell bad?"

Weng Lan's nose was teased inadvertently.

She had experienced the smell of Qin An's body, and not only did she not dislike it, but she also liked it.

Now that they are so close, Weng Lan can feel the masculine atmosphere more clearly.

Oh my god, she... her heartbeat was beating so fast, as if a young girl had met her long-awaited lover.

She obviously didn't feel that much in her heart, so why did her body react like this?

Weng Lan suddenly realized that she seemed to be expecting Qin An's lips, which were less than one centimeter away from her, to finally fall.

How did that happen?

Weng Lan couldn't understand or figure it out.

The atmosphere between the two people became extremely ambiguous, like dry wood and a raging fire. As long as the man moved forward even one centimeter, the iron tree would bloom.

Unexpectedly, at the most critical moment, Qin An actually smiled and stepped back, and then said: "Looking at how scared you are, don't worry, I won't mess around!"

ah?

I want to take off my breasts. Why are you telling me this after I cover you?

Weng Lan suddenly remembered a classic story from the past, and felt that Qin An was a man worse than a beast!

snort! Cheapskate, what's wrong with a kiss? Qin An's lips are thin and sexy, and they look delicious.

Weng Lan sighed secretly in his heart, feeling a little regretful, but then he was filled with joy.

She is sure that she likes Qin An. Perhaps in the part of her forgotten memory, she and Qin An once loved each other vigorously!

This makes Weng Lan feel a little comfortable, because if this is the case, then some of her speculations should be true.

Those triplets and Qin Sanchuan... maybe... could it be... that they really were her children?

Did she actually have four children with Qin An, four twins? Are you so capable of giving birth?

It’s unimaginable!

Weng Lan couldn't believe this, but couldn't deny his guess.

As the saying goes, mother and child are connected, how could such a smart Weng Lan not notice the feeling the four children had when facing her.

Why didn't Qin An tell him everything directly? What is he worried about?

Thinking of so many women around Qin An, Weng Lan's mood became worse again.

Should I ask Juliet and Ives?

They have been arranged to live in Noxus city, and Weng Lan rarely sees them after arriving at Qin An's side.

Forget it, Qin An doesn't look like a fool. Since he doesn't say anything, let's develop it according to the process he wants.

And actually Weng Lan is enjoying it very much now,

How great, Qin An seems to be pursuing her, they almost have independent time together every day, and others will not disturb them.

A strange world, a new self, a man who protects her.

This realization makes Weng Lan feel lucky. At least she doesn't have to worry about forgetting the painful experience in her memory!

At this moment, the music in the ballroom stopped, and then a charming snow demon girl walked out of the stage...