716 701. What Is A Champion (2/5)
Chapter 716 701. What is a Champion (25)
Lao Wang burst out laughing, Eva covered the commander's ears and eyes first, and said, "This child must not hear such words again."
As a result, the commander rolled his eyes and said, "Ah, low-level! Ah, the commander didn't say anything!"
The owner of Zhongyuan Dianhong went up in embarrassment and grabbed the little parrot into the cage. The surrounding stands were full of laughter, and a group of young people in an area shouted in unison: "Fake! Fake! Fake!"
Seven referees wrote down points on the board one after another. This is an encouragement point, after all, giving 0 points is a bit too hurtful. But it’s not okay to give more. Swearing during the game is absolutely not allowed.
Lao Wang got a little nervous, and said to the commander seriously: "After taking the stage, you must never swear, just don't curse. Let's be civilized, okay?"
Commander: "Ah, bomb him, ah, good!"
Pharaoh really wants to crush it to death!
Once the game starts, it is like the torrent of history, rolling forward and cannot stop.
The second parrot that went up was an African gray parrot, with a very clever mouth, but it looked a bit like a military commander, like a bum, it went up and opened its mouth and yelled, "Quack, you only have food if you are afraid of your wife!"
There was another burst of laughter. The owner of this parrot is a woman, and she looks very strong, so it is not surprising that it can say this.
But this was obviously not what the parrot owner had planned. She waved her hand hastily, her mouth changed and she didn't know what to say. Lao Wang was too far away to hear clearly.
The little parrot flapped its wings foolishly, opened its mouth and said, "Eat and drink, run out of wallet, healthy and healthy! Quack!"
The hostess couldn't take it anymore, took the microphone from the host, and shouted: "Come on a piece of "Petrel", baby, come to a piece of "Petrel"! Mother taught you, on the vast sea, the wind is rolling with dark clouds... ..."
The little parrot stopped talking, opened its wings, and began to comb its feathers with its mouth, which is called a concentrated mind.
The judges began to score, but its score was not low. The highest one gave 85 points, explaining that the parrot's mouth is flexible enough and humorous.
In New Zealand, humor is a very important thing. As long as a man is humorous and has a little demeanor, he is basically very popular with women.
More than a dozen parrots went up later. This folk competition is very popular in the southern hemisphere, and there are many people participating in the competition. Wang Bo looked at the number 98 in his hand and couldn't help yawning.
After the competition lasts for an hour, there will be a break. Everyone listens to music, watches dances, or watches wonderful performances from previous years on the big screen.
A parrot has a performance time of 40 seconds from the moment it opens its mouth, and if it does not speak beyond this period, it is basically an encouragement point within 10.
The parrots that swear all get one point, and there are many cases like this. Among the first forty or so parrots, a dozen or so only got one point.
Lao Wang was so worried, for forty seconds, the commander had to keep talking, if this guy uttered a dirty word, then he would really die.
Originally, his purpose was to win the championship and promote Sunset Town. If the commander swears, his plans will be bye.
The first hour of the competition was about to end, and there was a break. Wang Bo took the army commander to go to the bathroom. If there was no problem, he would be on stage in the next hour.
As a result, at this moment, the crowd cheered suddenly. Old Wang looked on the stage and saw the middle-aged man who had spoken on their behalf before. Yiyi.
Qiaozui Jenny, who is the loudest to win the championship, appeared on the stage.
In this competition, Qiaozui Jenny is the well-deserved top card. As soon as she appeared on the stage, the atmosphere on the scene changed suddenly, and there were voices everywhere:
"Triple Crown! Triple Crown! Triple Crown!"
"Jenny looks at me, my parrot has liked you for a long time!"
"Give out the laurels directly! Jenny must be the champion!"
"Those **** parrots, after seeing Jenny's performance, I don't know if they will be ashamed and commit suicide!"
The last time she won the championship, Qiaozui Jenny sang the national anthem of New Zealand. Parrots that can sing are very rare, but Qiaozui Jenny can sing vividly. She is indeed a genius among birds.
The army commander also seemed to know that this was a formidable enemy, and stared at the stage without blinking.
Wang Bo was full of confidence. What he was worried about was only the military commander swearing. As long as his little parrot didn't swear, it would be no problem to win the championship.
Ordinary parrots are still at the stage of learning tongues. The commander has a second-level soul heart. Its IQ is comparable to that of a child. It can carry out simple conversations and understand some simple questions.
After the host introduced Jenny and her owner Luca, the host announced the start of the show.
Luka snapped his fingers smartly, and a soothing background music played.
At this time, Qiaozui Jenny opened her mouth and said in a soft voice that is rare among parrots: "I don't know why I am so depressed. I am bored and sad, and it makes me a fool!"
At this point, Luca continued: "Your heart is tossed on the sea with your big ships with sails, they are like the rich and powerful on the water, showing off their luxury But, believe me, brother, If I had such a business abroad, I would worry about it with a great deal of my mind, I would always check the direction of the wind, check the name of the port, and everything that worries me will also make me sad."
As soon as his voice stopped, the little parrot continued: "You are right, my friend, but I also believe that the success or failure of my business depends on more than one cargo ship, and cargo ships are not enough, which makes me so sad."
At this time, the exclamation was like the sound of waves, and it had already begun to rise and fall.
Wang Bo didn't know what was going on, but felt that something was wrong. He was shocked and said, "What is this? What was their conversation?"
Eva hesitated for a moment, and said, "It seems to be a dialogue in a drama? I seem to have heard it, but the dialogue seems to have been changed, I'm not sure."
The performance was still going on, and Luca showed an exaggerated surprised expression: "Ah! So you are in love?"
The little parrot said: "Ugh! No, no, no."
Speaking of this, Qiaozui Jenny shook her head decently, and her exclamation became louder.
Luka had a smug expression on his face, which should have nothing to do with his lines, but his psychological reaction: "Since this is not the case, what could it be? Let me say that you are sad because you are unhappy, just like you are smiling Tiaotiao, say you are happy because you are not sad, it is really simple."
Clever Jenny: "How should I tell you? I don't know where to start!"
Luca laughed loudly: "Hahahaha! You can speak slowly, my friend." Then he stretched out his hand and pointed forward, "Ah! Former love Antonio, look who is over there!"
He said the last words, and Eva suddenly said: "Dear Antonio, OK, I know what this is!"