715 700. It's Going to Be Miserable (1/5)

Chapter 715 700. It's going to be miserable (15)

Entering the stadium, Wang Bo thought he was back in the flower and bird market in Kyoto. People coming and going were carrying cages in their hands, or squatting birds on their shoulders, and the cries of people mixed with the chirping and chirping of birds.

From time to time, there will be an awkward voice sounding around: "Howling mud!"

Needless to say, these are the voices of parrots.

Most parrots can't see each other, and the cages in people's hands are covered with cloth to prevent the excessive crowd from scaring the birds or making them excited in advance.

Those who dare to show their parrots are good players, mostly African gray parrots, blue-capped Amazons, and yellow-necked Amazons.

The parrots gathered together and had a lot of fun. These birds disliked each other, and their feathers blew up as soon as they got close. It was only then that Lao Wang knew that parrots are very aggressive birds.

The army commander also squatted on Wang Bo's shoulder. He didn't care about the hostile parrot eyes around him, and looked around happily: "Ah, girl!" "Ah, ugly!" "Ah, girl!" "Ah , so many ugly comparisons!"

Fortunately, it generally speaks Chinese, otherwise people would understand what it meant after hearing what it said, and Lao Wang felt that the commander would definitely be beaten.

But Eva and Little Lolita could understand what it meant, and Little Lolita used her little fingers to plug her thin ears and eyes: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'

Eva looked at the little parrot thoughtfully, and said, "It seems that I will educate this child well when I go back this time."

Little Loli looked at the army commander with sympathy, but the army commander was looking left and right at his compatriots, and he didn't pay attention to this tragic incident for a while.

There was a song and dance performance before the game, but Wang Bo didn’t pay attention, but after a while, a familiar melody sounded, and he blinked. Isn’t this "Believe in Yourself" with "the blood boils in the arena and the giant rises from the east"?

Little Lolita cried happily: "Ah, it's Brother Reddy, Brother Ryan, and Brother Tutu. So they are here too!"

Wang Bo turned his head to look, sure enough, isn't this the Four Heavenly Workers of his own bar?

The relationship between the four of them and the bar is more like a cooperation, not a complete employment. Wang Bo does not restrict them to other commercial performances, and he does not pay the four of them a salary, so there is no need to notify him of the four of them coming out to sing.

What surprised him was that Ryan and others were actually invited to this competition to sing. You know, he had just glanced at it before, and the singer on the stage was a famous Australian country singer, a serious star.

What surprised him even more was that the four of them were still somewhat famous. When they began to shake their heads to the beat of the drums, some people waved their arms in the surrounding stands to signal, and some held up flashing cards with the names of the four of them printed on them!

These guys obviously knew that Wang Bo and the others were coming to participate in the competition. The contestants entered the venue, they found Wang Bo and his party, and Reddy blew a naked kiss.

The cameraman's ability to capture is very strong, and the figures of Wang Bo and his party suddenly appeared on the big screens on both sides.

However, the cameraman caught it and put the lens on Eva, and Wang Bo next to him was ignored by Chi Guoguo.

Little Lolita shook Eva's hand, and pointed to the big screens on both sides to show her. Eva looked up in surprise, smiled sweetly, held up her dress and made a ladylike response.

The little parrot rolled his eyes: "Ah, Nima exploded!"

The camera stopped for four or five seconds and left. Eva has become a celebrity in the stadium.

Her beauty is second to none. Her lavender pupils are rare in the world. After being magnified on the big screen, the amethyst-like clear beauty is amazing.

Wang Bo was indignant: "Made, why doesn't a handsome guy like me have a camera?"

Eva patted him and said angrily, "Look, the commander learned these swear words from you!"

Lao Wang was wronged, the commander should be self-taught this genius.

After the performance, the competition began. Firstly, representatives from several organizations including the sponsor Christchurch Government, the Oceania Rare Bird Conservation Association, and the Parrot Research Association went up to speak.

The speaker was the mayor of Christchurch, who spoke impassionedly and eloquently on the stage.

Wang Bo yawned, New Zealanders also like to do red tape.

He just doesn’t understand that Christchurch is about to face a change of office. The mayor of New Zealand is elected by the local residents. If the mayor wants to continue working, he has to seize the time and seize the opportunity to expand his popularity and influence.

For the small country of New Zealand, it is not easy to host a game in the southern hemisphere, even though it is only a private event.

After the mayor's speech, there were also speeches by the representatives of the jury, and then the representatives of the contestants. The spokesperson carried an adult African gray parrot with bright feathers on his shoulder.

"Ah, Choubi! Ah, Big Choubi!" the commander said angrily.

Wang Bo laughed. This parrot is Qiaozui Jenny, who is most popular for winning the championship. The army commander is obviously jealous of her.

He taught: "Commander, you are wrong to say that, you have to be tolerant! You can say that he can replace him, or you can say that a man should be like this..."

Army commander: "Ah, the army commander is the champion!"

"Yes, this is the man's ambition!"

Eva looked at him hesitantly, and said, "Honey, you seem to have always regarded the general as a young man? But I checked, it is a girl."

Wang Bo's eyes were as wide as light bulbs!

He really hasn't checked the sex of the parrot, he doesn't understand this stuff, he just thinks the parrot behaves like a man, and some time ago he called the female parrot Niuer and the male parrot Ugly...

But if you think about it carefully, female parrots can also be called that, and then extend the idea, maybe small parrots like the same sex? Parrots are also very popular birds of same-sex love!

Especially when he suddenly recalled that this clever-mouthed Jenny seemed to be this parrot!

All of a sudden, he was terrified.

Eva wrapped her arms around his neck and giggled: "Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore, the commander is indeed a handsome guy. How about it, there are surprises everywhere in life, doesn't it feel good?"

The army commander interjected, and said in a strange way: "Ah, where is it so small? Ah, let me show you?"

Eva couldn't laugh anymore, and soon she sneered: "Go back, go back and see how I train you!"

The eloquent speech finally came to an end. Under the guidance of the host, some people began to perform parrot performances on stage.

Watching from the audience, Wang Bo felt that this kind of competition was similar to some domestic reality shows. There were 7 referees sitting side by side in the audience to score, with a full score of 100. After the parrot performance, the referees were not allowed to communicate, and then came out to score. At that time, remove the lowest score, remove the highest score, and divide the score by seven to get the final score.

The first parrot on the stage is very beautiful, with green feathers all over its body, and a little bright red on its forehead, just like a little red in the Central Plains.

Wang Bo knows this kind of parrot, it's called the red-fronted Amazon parrot, and it's very precious.

But the parrot's psychological quality is not good enough. When he came out of the cage, he was shocked and opened his mouth and called: "Fake! Fake! Fake!"