Chapter 438: 428. Torture Knife (4/5)
Chapter 438 428. Torture Knife (45)
After the P3 group exam, the next step is the P4 group to go to the examination room.
A group of six people came out, some of them were dejected and yelled at the Indian examiner there. Lao Wang listened carefully, and then heard that this person scolded the name torture knife.
After confirming the name, he almost shed tears, he wouldn't be so unlucky, would he? Is it doomed to hang up?
Fifteen minutes later, they entered the parking lot of the examination room and were divided into three batches, with a total of two examiners.
Wang Bo got into a Holden car. He didn't know what brand it was, and he didn't bother to look at it now. As soon as he got in the car, he first looked at the co-pilot, and saw a thick-eyed Indian man waiting for him with a cold face. .
He racked his brains to recall the Hindi he knew, because when Singh was arrested and Aston Martin was taken back, he had a general understanding of the situation of Indians in New Zealand, and he also learned a few words of Hindi by the way.
Thinking of the only Hindi language he could remember, he quickly turned his head and smiled at the examiner after sitting down: "Namas day..."
This phrase means 'hello' in Hindi.
The examiner looked at him coldly, and said in standard English: "Sorry, I was born in England and then immigrated to New Zealand. I have never stayed in India, and I don't know Hindi."
Lao Wang grinned in embarrassment, thinking that he was being flattered by a horse's balls.
But getting closer is a must. He really doesn't want to make up the test, and the driver's license test is too flexible, and there is no absolute standard posture for driving. If the examiner tries to get him stuck, he will always get stuck.
So he racked his brains again, and thinking that all Indians believe in Buddhism, he turned his head and folded his hands together and said to the examiner, "Amitabha, so good..."
As a result, the examiner exploded: "Xue Te, are you here for the exam or to worship Buddha?! Look ahead, drive! Why are you always staring at me and talking to me? Are you in love with me?!"
Lao Wang saw that his method was useless, so he had no choice but to rely on his real ability to put on his seat belt. Then put the key on the ON to signal the examiner to check, turn on the left and right lights, step on the clutch and brake, and practice the preparation actions again.
He felt that what he did was fine, but the Indian examiner nicknamed Torture Knife said coldly: "You should let me check the condition of the car first, I am your examiner, not your passenger!"
Old Wang felt cold, he really forgot this rule...
It's too late to regret it now, he can only bite the bullet and go down, he is already mentally prepared for the make-up exam.
The car was in the parking space, so he had to back out first, turn on the left light, look to the right, and see through the mirror that there was no car behind him, and said, "Let's go" in his heart, and drove the car out smoothly.
The examiner said again: "Why don't you turn your head and look behind you to make sure there is a car? You just took a look in the mirror and drove away? I found that your courage is beyond my imagination!"
In Lao Wang's mind, "Let's go" was replaced with "Damn it". He finally realized how difficult it is to take the driver's license test. Habits can easily become the cause of hang-ups.
He reversed successfully. He stopped and changed to forward gear. Turned on the right light and turned out. He looked at the mirror again. This time he remembered to turn his head.
Then there is the test of merging, which he is familiar with, turning on the lights, looking in the mirror, turning his head, and then speeding up to merge. His movements are smooth and smooth.
But the Indian examiner said again: "You can't move the steering wheel when you look in the mirror and look back. You don't understand this? Also, why do you turn the steering wheel so hard when you turn a corner? Do you have any grudge against the damn steering wheel? Have you ever thought about it? , the steering wheel also has family members!"
The car drove on the road smoothly, and Lao Wang guessed that he would not be able to pass the examination this time, because he did have a problem with what he did, and he couldn't blame the examiner for being too strict.
So instead, he let go and made several turns and intersections without issue.
But even so, the Indian examiner kept talking: "Damn it, why are you driving so fast? You want to test your pilot's license?!" "Move, move! Has the car stopped? Are you using a car as a bicycle? "
A stop sign with STOP appeared in front of you. According to New Zealand's traffic rules, the car needs to stop for 3 seconds before the line.
Lao Wang drove away silently counting one, two, three, and then, as expected, the examiner shouted again: "Don't you know to look left and right before leaving? What if a car comes out at this time? Hit it? My God, Did you drive a tank before?"
The mouth of the Indian examiner never stopped:
"Didn't you see the sign? Slow down first, look left and right, go if there is no car! Oh, my God, there is no car now, why are you stopping? Talk to me about love?"
"Do you know what that was just now? Yes, the speed reduction package, but it slows you down, not brakes. You want to show me the braking performance of this car? I drive this thing every day, can I not Know?"
"Yes, you have to slow down and look left and right when crossing a pedestrian crossing, but aren't your movements too exaggerated? My Virgin Mary! Are you taking ecstasy pills or something? Is your cervical spine okay?"
"Stop the car, turn off the engine, the exam is over!"
Wang Bo finally understands why this guy is called a "torture knife". His mouth is like a knife. It's hard to hear anything, but he doesn't swear, and what he says is the truth, so he can only be tortured by him. , unable to resist.
After the car drove back to the test center, he stopped the car, unfastened his seat belt and left quickly, for fear that he would beat the Indian guy if he couldn't help it.
As a result, the Indian didn't know that he was on the verge of breaking out, and was still chattering: "I told you to stop, not a sudden brake! Do you want to throw me out?! Do you want to murder me?!"
Old Wang kept chanting 'Amitabha Buddha' and 'Impulse is the devil' in his heart. He opened the sand table and looked in. Both pistols and rifles were smiling enthusiastically at him.
He was about to leave when the Indian examiner stopped him and said, "Hey, King of China, come here!"
Lao Wang walked over and began to consider whether to shoot him with a pistol or a rifle.
The Indian examiner is still muttering: "Do you know why I asked you to come here? I want to ask you, what car are you driving now?"
Old Wang's mind can no longer turn in circles, and his attention is on reminding himself not to be impulsive, and he said casually: "Aston Martin and Ford pickup truck."
The Indian examiner nodded and said: "OK, then I will definitely avoid Aston Martin or Ford pickup trucks on the road in the future. Here is your report card. Goodbye! Oh, it should be said - never see you again!"
Wang Bo felt that what he said was wrong. How could he drive without a driver's license? Thinking so, he took the report card, and then took a look, there was a check mark on the 'PASS' option!
This result made him unacceptable for a while, and he asked blankly: "Dude, I, I, I passed?"
The Indian examiner said angrily: "Don't you understand English? Don't you understand the meaning of PASS? Then you need a translator!"