Chapter 355: The Wisdom of a Scumbag (Thank You, The Tang Leader)

"Damn it, Brother Chen, please don't scare me!"

Under Chen Hansheng's sinister tone, Li Zhennan obviously felt goosebumps on his arms, and the muscles on his face were tense. He didn't doubt that Chen Hansheng was fake, but he was a little concerned about his behavior of intimidating him. depressed.

"You are also 20 years old, how can you still be afraid of ghosts?"

Chen Hansheng made fun of Li Zhennan while packing his luggage.

"I'm only 19, one year younger than you all."

Li Zhennan picked up the broom and started cleaning. In fact, he had wanted to do this for a long time, but he was a little scared and would rather sit on the chair and watch the computer.

Chen Hansheng packed his luggage and helped with the cleaning. Li Zhennan looked at it with great interest: "Brother Chen, remember when you signed up for freshman year, you were the first to clean the balcony?"

"Why don't you remember?"

Chen Hansheng said with a smile: "You and Lao Yang were coming to help at that time. Lao Guo and Jin Yangming are both slackers, so I won't mention it, Lao Dai."

"We all thought you were an honest person at first."

Li Zhennan himself also laughed. After one and a half years of college, if the six people in the dormitory have deep feelings for each other, it would be an exaggeration, because they are all adults in college and everyone has their own independent thoughts.

But at least under Chen Hansheng's control, 602 has never isolated any roommate.

When Li Zhennan was promoting Rockets 101, he had seen the kind of dormitory that was like a cold war. The roommates each did their own thing. They didn't play cards or brag, and they didn't say hello to each other when they passed by. The cold atmosphere made Li Zhennan unable to stay for a moment.

After the two of them cleaned the dormitory, Li Zhennan took out the local products he brought from home.

Anan is from eastern Guangdong, and his specialty is also very characteristic of eastern Guangdong. This is his own sun-dried orange peel, which is also called tangerine peel over there.

"Brother Chen, you usually smoke a lot. Taking two tablets occasionally can strengthen your spleen and clear your lungs."

"Oh, thanks."

Chen Hansheng shook a small jar of yellow and dry orange peels, and immediately took out a piece and soaked it in water. It tasted sweet and sour.

Next, Chen Hansheng focused on playing games, while Li Zhennan sat aside and watched the excitement.

He is not afraid now, especially when someone came to the dormitory on this floor just now. Although Li Zhennan didn't recognize them, he felt more and more at ease.

"Brother Chen, we are in the second semester of our sophomore year. I feel like I haven't learned anything. Sometimes I feel quite scared."

Li Zhennan looked at Chen Hansheng: "Do you feel like this?"

Chen Hansheng smiled and shook his head. This is also a common phenomenon among college students. They finally realize that the knowledge in college is of little use in real life, and they inevitably have thoughts of self-denial.

"Don't you have a part-time job?"

Chen Hansheng was playing the game with his fingers and asked: "Can't the money you earn bring you spiritual sustenance?"

"OK."

Li Zhennan nodded and admitted: "If it weren't for this part-time job, this feeling of emptiness would only be amplified. Now I can understand Brother Jin and Lao Yang. College life is too boring. If you don't play games, there is nothing to do."

"Let's fall in love, Anan."

Chen Hansheng took a moment and said: "When I feel bored in college, I want to fall in love. When I feel lonely, I want to fall in love. When I feel that I am about to be broken, I want to fall in love. There is nothing that cannot be solved by falling in love."

"If so, then break up and talk again!"

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The next day, Chen Hansheng had dinner with Shen Youchu and then took a ride back to Hong Kong City.

He did not drive the Xiali parked in the school because Chen Hansheng lied to Xiao Rongyu that he was "visiting relatives" and it would be difficult to get back after driving the Xiali.

If you are dating several girls at the same time like this, if you don't know lies and tricks, there is absolutely nothing you can do. The most important thing is to be ruthless and think that the lies you tell are true. Such a smart little fish can't will doubt.

In other words, even if she suspected it, she couldn't find any evidence.

As for the routine, Chen Hansheng had already prepared it.

After he got off the bus at the Gangcheng Passenger Terminal, he went to the nearby newsstand and said, "Is there any traffic report? It's the kind of news where a car kills someone."

"I don't know. Find it yourself."

The newspaper owner was a middle-aged man. He glanced at Chen Hansheng and didn't pay much attention. If Chen Hansheng hadn't spoken in the Hong Kong dialect, he wouldn't have wanted to reply.

If you are looking for news like this during the Chinese New Year, you must have a hole in your head.

Chen Hansheng took out 10 yuan and handed it over with a smile: "Uncle, I am a teacher at a driving school in the north of Chengdu. There is a student who wants to hit the road just after learning how to drive. No matter how hard he tries to persuade him, it is useless, so I want to remind you with real news. If you can do me a favor, I won’t ask you for change for these 10 yuan.”

Chen Hansheng used to occasionally browse Zhihu. On that online platform, he was sometimes described as a "handsome slutty guy who rides on N boats", sometimes as a "bitter middle-aged man who was cheated on by his wife", and sometimes as "a man in a certain international country". Engineers working in high-end research institutes" and sometimes "Chinese Americans who have lived in New York for more than 20 years."

In short, his identity can be changed at will according to the requirements of the subject, anyway, it is all made up.

"That's it."

For the sake of money and legitimate reasons, the middle-aged man began to search carefully. This kind of news was not difficult to find, and he casually found a dozen copies for Chen Hansheng.

"The newbie panicked and made a mistake on the road. He stepped on the wrong accelerator and killed 5 people."

"This newspaper reported that a total of 11 traffic accidents occurred in our province during the return of the Spring Festival holiday. We remind car owners not to drive while fatigued."

"A large truck rolled over on the Beijing-Hong Kong Expressway, causing severe congestion."

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Chen Hansheng nodded with satisfaction, picked out two more traffic accidents caused by female drivers, said goodbye to his boss with a smile, and left.

He had a purpose. Although he bought the Chevrolet for Xiao Yu'er, Chen Hansheng didn't want her to drive to Jianye, because that would be a matter of stepping on the accelerator from Dongda University to the Finance Institute, and Chen Hansheng didn't even have time to react.

When can Xiaoyuer drive this car to Jianye?

For Chen Hansheng, the slower the better, at least after Shen Youchu's mother-in-law came to Jianye, so that Shen Youchu would have one more place to arrange things and the two would not meet.

If an accident occurs again, the scale of Shura Field will be beyond imagination. Although Chen Hansheng has laid various foreshadowings and prepared various plans one by one, it is still very scary to think about it.

However, Chen Hansheng couldn't object to the matter of "driving", as this would make Xiao Yu'er suspicious, so he left it to Lao Xiao and Lao Lu.

Before school started, Chen Hansheng received a call from Xiao Yuer inviting him to his home for dinner, so he quietly took the newspaper with him.

Xiao Rongyu hadn't seen Chen Hansheng for several days, but he was visiting relatives, so there was nothing he could do about it.

"Xiao Chen, you are here. I have something I want you to comment on."

Xiao Rongyu pulled Chen Hansheng to his parents: "Xiao Chen bought the car. Why don't you let me drive to Jianye? I also have a driver's license."

It turns out that her family had been arguing about this for a long time, and it seemed that Xiao Yuer was at a disadvantage 1 to 2.

"Daughter, it's not that dad won't let you drive."

"Daughter Slave" Lao Xiao explained carefully: "Your driver's license is not very formal. The owner of the driving school deliberately asked you to pass the test as soon as possible for the sake of your father. You have too little actual driving experience."

"Xiao Chen also passed it in two days."

Xiao Yu'er said reluctantly: "How can he get on the road?"

"He drove well."

Xiao Hongwei pointed at Chen Hansheng: "Boys have better mechanical understanding. Hansheng seemed to be very proficient after just two laps. The coach couldn't believe it."

"Who says female drivers are inferior to male drivers?"

Xiao Yu'er pouted and retorted, then looked at Chen Hansheng as if asking for help: "Xiao Chen, what do you think?"

"I support you driving to Jianye."

Chen Hansheng not only did not object, but said firmly, and even persuaded Xiao Hongwei and his wife: "Uncle Xiao, Aunt Lu, it doesn't matter if you are not skilled, just go on the road a few more times. If you never dare to drive, you will never learn." Yes, driving will no longer be a profession in the future, but a necessary skill in life.”

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Seeing Chen Hansheng supporting Xiao Yuer, Xiao Hongwei and Lu Yuqing were hesitant. What he said made sense.

"Thank you, Xiao Chen."

Xiao Yu'er smiled sweetly at Chen Hansheng.

"Then let's eat first, and dad will think about it later."

Xiao Hongwei decided to find a way to get the best of both worlds.

After eating, Lu Yuqing finished cleaning up and sat on the sofa, grabbing the newspaper next to him and reading it.

However, as she watched, Lu Yuqing's well-maintained face suddenly became stiff, and her breathing became rapid. She threw the newspaper on the coffee table with a "pop" and pushed Xiao Rongyu's bedroom open without knocking.

"Xiao Yu'er, let me tell you, as long as I am still your mother, you will never drive to school!"

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(Again, I don’t recommend studying, but remember to like it, I love you, I love you.)