Chapter 297 Nanqu Is Leading the Trend
"Brother Yi, how about a bribe?" Li Longji felt very awkward. If you don't cooperate, what if I kill you?
"Bribery is not the purpose, the purpose is to get them to cooperate. To be honest, grasshoppers are delicious. The key is that the grasshoppers we eat in Datang are not poisonous.
If it were desert locusts, chickens and ducks would not like to eat them. They taste bad and would be poisonous if eaten in large quantities. Even humans would be poisoned if they eat too much.
Third brother, I will catch some grasshoppers this summer and we will fry them and eat them. They will be crispy and fragrant. "
Li Yi named the species of locusts.
The Chinese locust is actually not bad, much different from the desert locust, which secretes toxins.
When there are too many desert locusts and there is not enough food, they will eat each other.
China's locusts don't have that problem, and those who breed them are very profitable.
Moreover, if the locusts are dried and ground into powder, they can be eaten by livestock and humans.
It's fried in a pan, grilled on skewers, and it all tastes good.
Li Yi was thinking about how to eat, but Li Longji was angry.
He believed Li Yi's words. There must be officials and people kneeling down instead of killing the locusts.
Other means of bribery are also needed.
Queen Wang is relatively calm, but this is actually due to her sensibility as a woman.
She said: "I know all about the performance on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month. Are the man and woman unable to eat because of the drought and locust plague?"
She grasped the key point. Yes, the program that day specifically mentioned this matter.
Li Longji was horrified, look at Li Yi, brother Yi, not only did you provide assists to Queen Wang that day, but you also had some tricks up your sleeve?
"Brother said that it has been spread out. If we control the locusts in this way, I believe many people will cooperate because of the content of the program."
Li Yi admitted that this was what he meant. Otherwise, why would the hero and heroine have to flee as locusts when their lives are not good? Any reason is enough.
With the show performance and publicity, everyone was naturally dissatisfied with Locust.
"Brother Yi... Third brother, think of a way. Go to the top and ask Yu Lin Feiqi to follow you. No matter what, it costs five hundred."
Li Longji said last night that he would send Yu Lin Fei Qi, and now he wishes he had tens of thousands of Yu Lin Fei Qi.
That would give Yi Di more manpower, Yi Di's plan.
I never thought about it before, I always thought that Yi Di was a little stupid in loving the Tang Dynasty and making money for the people.
Now I understand how far-reaching Brother Yi’s plan is.
Oops, the two prime ministers Yuanzhi and Daoji look quite pitiful.
Brother Yi knows that you two are very narrow-minded. How much do you know about Brother Yi's tricks?
If you two knew about this, alas!
Li Longji felt sad for Yao Chong and Zhang Shuo. Your little tricks were useless.
Impeaching this person and impeaching that person is nothing more than for your own rights.
Look at my brother Yi, who writes books in Zhuangzi all day long. He always looks calm and calm to the outside world.
My brother Yi will not impeach anyone. Even if the kiln in Wugong County does something wrong, brother Yi will deal with it in the same industry.
You can deal with whoever you want, without any fuss.
Calm and calm, even if he is trying to trick people, he is still so gentle and elegant.
Li Longji compared, stretched out his hand to rub Li Yi's head.
Queen Wang followed and rubbed it.
Li Yi: "..."
Four maids and four eunuchs were eating and listening nearby, all dazzled.
The proprietor is indeed the proprietor, so awesome! Hey!
"Brother Yi, will something happen in Chang'an this year?" Li Longji is now in a state where he doesn't ask about the sky or ghosts.
"Every village digs deep wells, and some things will seep into the original pits. Many people are sick, and even the investigation cannot find out."
Li Yi mentioned the issue of water pollution in Chang'an.
One hundred and eight squares in Chang'an, four or five pressure wells in one square are enough.
He cannot solve the problem of pollution infiltration and cannot build a water supply plant.
But there is no problem in digging a well. The craftsmen's union at my elder brother's place took the time to dig it.
As for whether the water below is hard water, Li Yi doesn't think about it, how much more should he consider? This is the Tang Dynasty.
It’s better than pooping upstream and doing laundry and eating downstream, right?
You live at the head of the Yangtze River, and I live at the end of the Yangtze River. Take a pee...
Fortunately it was a long way away, otherwise I would have gone there with a knife and chopped him off.
So this is not a poem about love at all.
So when Li Longji and Queen Wang went back after dinner, Li Yi hugged the guitar and played a song that had nothing to do with love.
"Wandering! Wandering! Thousands of miles of surging river water never stops. After all the things in the world are mixed into one surging tide, it is joy! It is sorrow! It is difficult to distinguish between laughter and sorrow in the waves..."
Li Yi plays and sings by himself, and he is not willing to pay bribes, but where in the world is there a place where bribes are not given?
So he never taught his children about honesty, because when they grow up, no one will be honest.
In this case, why bother the children? What's the use of drawing a beautiful pie?
Are any of those who teach children honest?
This is reality.
"After turning a thousand turns and turning a thousand beaches, the struggle has not been settled..." Li Yi continued to sing.
This piece is still in the pentatonic mode, but it has a palace change in it.
After breakfast in the cafeteria, Xinyan's "everyone" and others were thinking about practicing when they suddenly heard a sound.
He immediately rushed over and watched Li Yi play and sing.
Li Yi sang very passionately. The most amazing thing about this song is that it is composed for Shanghai, but there is no word for Shanghai.
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It was originally written for Sanmao, but it was changed and became the ending song, which sounds quite artistic.
Li Yi thought about it and sang it three times. If he stopped singing it, it would become the alarm clock ringtone.
However, Xinyan and others remembered it, and then looked at Li Yi one by one with a look of coquettishness.
Sure enough, there was something good, but I just sang it casually and left it alone.
Everyone was unhappy and gathered around.
"Li Lang, who are you..." Xin Yan asked on behalf of everyone.
"This...this is...the one written about the end of the Yangtze River...right? It's just the water flowing, and then turning."
Li Yi really didn't know how to explain it, so he didn't explain it.
There is that place now, but the geography of that place is a little different, and it's not that prosperous.
"Can you still write out the orchestration according to the songs you wrote before?" Xinyan didn't care how Li Yi arranged it.
They just wanted to come up with the music and what instruments they had.
For some of the musical instruments made by Zhuangzi, they felt that they had discovered another world that could be added to the previous musical instruments and music scores.
Except for the hard work of modifying the various rituals and music of the royal family, the other parts are very easy.
There are always people who will write down new and different sentences, and then if they are good, make up a tune to sing.
"You have sung this kind of song a lot, aren't you afraid that people in Pingkangfang won't accept it?" Li Yi was worried that people in Datang wouldn't like some songs.
"What we sing, others have to learn. We are the 'everyone'." Xinyan gave Li Yi another answer.
They lead the trend. In the entire Tang Dynasty, who dares to say that Pingkangfang Nanqu's music is not good?