Chapter 937 Fox Charm, Dig a Pit to Bury Himself
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Zhu Fang's converter has not been finished yet, and Fang Xing's plan can't be implemented, especially rail transportation. If it is used in docks and mines, the power of science will once again attract the attention of the world.
The physics book has not been heard so far. According to Wanwan's report, it is still with Zhu Gaochi, and he reads a little every night.
I still have a chemistry book!
Fang Xing was very conflicted, so he made a decision.
"Open the glass and make it. If others want to learn, just pay for it."
Fang Xing felt that the New Year was not good, so he planned to set off a big firecracker.
Huang Zhonggang had a drink with Xie Jin and his son, his face was a little red, and he rubbed his face when he heard the words: "Uncle, this is going to shake Daming."
Think about it, transparent glass, you can use it as a window, you can use it to install it on a carriage, and the Bigger has been improved by more than a little bit!
"Anyway, Daming hasn't heard of Dilong turning around recently. It's good to shake it."
Fang's family used to be clumsy, so they didn't install glass. Since Fang Xing made a decision, he naturally acted swiftly and resolutely.
"In winter, people stay at home with cats. If you don't open the door, it will be dark. If you open the door, it will be cold. With glass windows, it will be different."
It is not easy to start construction during the Chinese New Year, but the glass is already there, Zhang Shuhui said happily: "Now Tudou should be happy."
Uncle Tudou expressed no interest in this. He was competing with Bell. One person and one dog were rolling on the bed. It seemed that Tudou had the upper hand, but Fang Xing felt that Lingdang gave way.
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The monks and Taoists struggled until the afternoon before consolidating their opinions.
"Eunuch, it's evil."
The eunuch said with a blank face: "Your words can't be tolerated in front of His Majesty, less than twenty sticks! There are too many evil spirits, what evil spirits? Why does it stink? You have to find out these things, otherwise don't blame our family for not Remind you!"
It seems that they are exhausted, but in fact, these monks and Taoists have only been pretending to search for half a day, but they are communicating with each other in private, and finally decided on a way to deal with Zhu Di.
"Eunuch, it's a fox spirit."
A fox spirit is a fox spirit, and the chief eunuch frowned upon hearing that, "Does a fox spirit have such a smell?"
The Taoist said with a surprised face: "Elder-in-law, body odor!"
The eunuch was in the palace, and the people who came and went were relatively close to Zhu Di, and it was necessary to take a bath frequently, and those with body odor could not enter the palace, so he looked confused.
A monk said: "Eunuch, that... Concubine Yang from the former Tang Dynasty!"
The eunuch had read the book, so he suddenly realized when he heard the words.
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"Fox charm?"
"Yes! Your Majesty, it is the fox charm. The fox charm wants to confuse His Highness, but His Highness is often close to His Majesty, so naturally he has awe-inspiring righteousness to protect himself."
A Taoist said incessantly: "The fox charm couldn't be seduced, so he became angry from embarrassment, so he let go of that... stench."
I didn't dare to fart, so I just said deflated.
Zhu Di said calmly: "That's all, you go back after receiving the reward."
The emperor did not send hungry soldiers, and if he did something, it would be more or less beneficial.
The monks and Taoists left gratefully, but what they wanted more was recognition.
It is difficult to say who will win and who will lose in Buddhism and Taoism in Ming Dynasty. Taoism has a keen sense of smell. As early as when Zhu Yuanzhang had not determined the world, the Zhang family of Longhushan, the celestial master of the Yuan Dynasty, sent people to connect with Zhu Yuanzhang, and then the Zhang family continued forever. In charge of Daming Taoism.
And because of Zhu Yuanzhang's early birth relationship, Buddhism has also received a lot of care, and there are many fields and so on.
If you can get the appreciation of the king, it will be of great benefit to the orthodoxy and practical interests.
Zhu Di saw the look of disappointment, he was just indifferent.
Huang Yan looked at the eunuch coldly, the so-called fox charm was just a joke, a joke that even he couldn't hide it from.
But Zhu Di needs this joke to cover up Zhu Gaosui, otherwise...
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"A fart that stinks half the city? From now on, my third brother's reputation will be loud."
After Zhu Gaoxu heard the news,
I went to the palace to "consolate" Zhu Gaosui, and then came to Fangjiazhuang, and immediately revealed my true colors.
"It's the fart of the fox charm."
Zhu Gaoxu picked up a piece of beef jerky and chewed it, feeling that it was better than the one made by himself.
Fang Xing smiled and said, "Body odor! But there are not many of us Han people."
When it comes to body odor, Zhu Gaoxu obviously has some say: "There is body odor in the army. You know, it is difficult to take a bath in the army, and the weather is hot. No one with body odor wants to be with him."
Zhu Zhanji came here with an angry face, Fang Xing smiled, "Actually, you didn't realize that people with greasy earwax basically have body odor."
"real?"
Zhu Gaoxu remembered that his earwax was dry and it was very difficult to remove it.
"It must be true, it's a change in the human body."
"You all like beautiful women. In fact, let me tell you that the so-called body fragrance of beautiful women is also a manifestation of body odor."
Zhu Gaoxu's face was shocked, and even Zhu Zhanji temporarily forgot what troubled him, and asked curiously: "Brother Dehua, you are not making this up."
"What nonsense!"
Fang Xing said: "Body odor is the smell of sweat that is decomposed by invisible things, and the so-called body odor is actually the same, but most of it comes from places where sweating is small, such as eccrine glands. When it breaks down, it becomes that smell."
"Is the body odor the smell of sweat?"
This statement overturned Zhu Gaoxu's cognition, and Zhu Zhanji was obviously a little confused.
These uncles and nephews won't hate women in the future, will they?
However, in line with the principle that disgusting people should be thorough, Fang Xing said with a smile: "Actually, people in the past probably had a lot of body odor, and it was used for... Forget it, I won't talk about this."
Find a spouse! How to court without a strong and easily identifiable body odor? !
Holding a bag of beef jerky, Zhu Gaoxu shook his head and said, "Fang Xing, if I don't have any interest in women in the future, it's all your fault!"
When I went out, I happened to meet Zhang Shuhui and Xiaobai walking with their baby, Zhu Gaoxu said without looking sideways: "Fang Xing just said that a woman's body odor is the smell of sweat."
Fuck!
Fang Xing inside was stunned for a moment, and Zhu Zhanji gloated.
Zhang Shuhui took the potatoes into the bath without changing her face, but Xiaobai followed behind with her mouth pouted: "Madam, the young master despises us even more."
Nothing!
Fang Xing wanted to speak out, but in front of Zhu Zhanji, he finally decided to save the man's face first, and save the influence later.
Zhu Zhanji's smile gradually receded, and he said angrily, "Huang Yan added fuel to the fire, damn it!"
Huang Yan may feel that today's words and deeds are the same as in the past, but in Fang Xing's view, he has touched the high-tension line in the hearts of Zhu Gaochi and his son.
Different from the previous slander, this time Huang Yan was directly planted!
It's okay for you to frame others, but to frame the crown prince is a big problem.
Fang Xing said indifferently: "But he can't die now, and he can't die either!"
Huang Yan is also a dog raised by Zhu Di, and he knows many secret things. After Zhu Gaochi and his son came to power, his end is bound to be extremely miserable.
"As early as when the emperor's grandfather hid in his residence, Huang Yan attached himself to King Zhao and repeatedly slandered my father. This old dog dare not get off the boat!"
Zhu Zhanji's analysis was correct. Huang Yan knew that Zhu Gaochi didn't want to see him and would be liquidated if he took over, so he pinned all his hopes on Zhu Gaosui and contributed a lot.