Chapter 935: Farts in Half the City

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The imperial doctor soon found the source of the smell—the clothes Zhu Gaosui was wearing!

"Don't burn it, get a dog to try it."

Do you compare Ben Wang with a dog?

Gritting his teeth, Zhu Gaosui lay on the bed, feeling the buttocks start to shrink, and shouted: "Bring the toilet!"

In the crackling time of a stick of incense, Zhu Gaosui came back limp, and the imperial doctors rushed to get the pulse.

"It's just a little empty."

"Extremely exact! Your Highness's body is a bit weak."

"Then clear the heat and detoxify first, and then supplement?"

Several imperial doctors looked at each other and nodded.

Can't find the cause of the disease, how do you let us diagnose it!

So Zhu Gaosui began a long period of medication, but the palace began to complain.

Concubine Wang heard that Zhu Gaosui entered the palace in a mess, and also heard that the surrounding area of ​​Zhao Wang's mansion became a desperate place.

But when a gust of wind blew by and the smell of garlic wafted over, she couldn't help but frowned and asked, "Is King Zhao bewitched?!"

Think about it too!

"Your Majesty, this servant is quite knowledgeable, but I've never heard of such a pervasive stench. If I ask you to tell me, it can't be done... Could it be... evil spirits!"

Concubine Wang nodded and said: "It's hard to say. In the past, King Zhao felt friendly when he smiled, but recently he has become a little violent. I will ask His Majesty."

Concubine Wang Guifei has no children, so her status is detached. After she went to see Zhu Di, she expressed her worries.

Zhu Di pondered and said, "Forget it, I invited someone to take a look."

Wang Guifei asked, "Do you invite monks or Taoist priests?"

The Zhu family is very strange, you can say that he worships Buddha, but he spent countless money and food to build a golden palace for Zhang Sloppy in Wudang Mountain.

Zhu Di felt that this was a bit strange, so he said, "All go!"

After all, Wang Guifei manages the inner palace and is well versed in the world, so she said: "Your Majesty, the two sides do not communicate."

Zhu Di sneered: "My family's affairs are beyond their control! If I don't do my best, I will let them know what a king is!"

The kings of the world have dominated the future of Buddhism and Taoism many times, and those gods are just watching.

So someone went out and recruited monks and Taoists to go to Zhao Wang's mansion to check.

Wanwan also smelled the stench. She remembered the method Fang Xing had taught her, so she asked someone to get a towel to wet, and then covered her face, and stumbled to find the prince and his wife.

The prince and his wife stayed in the bedroom, and the doors and windows outside were closed.

Wan Wan knocked on the door and shouted: "Father, Mother, open the door!"

The door opened, and Zhu Gaochi couldn't help laughing when he saw Wanwan's appearance, "I'm going to pick you up, where did you learn it from?"

Wanwan pulled off the towel and said with a sad face, "Father, it stinks!"

Zhu Gaochi looked back at the princess, shook his head and said, "Go to Fang's house and stay there, and come back after the smell in the palace dissipates."

"Father, can the child go?"

Zhu Zhanqian also came, and asked nonuo.

The princess didn't hesitate: "Go, the Fang family is big, just don't climb trees."

After seeing off a couple of children, the Crown Princess sighed and said, "King Zhao is going to stay in the palace for a while, why are there so many things?"

Zhu Gaochi said unnaturally: "It's not a lot of trouble, it's just natural disasters and man-made disasters, the palace is safe, and there is an imperial doctor for diagnosis and treatment. Father must stay."

The concubine curled her lips and said, "He's the only one who is so delicate! The King of Han didn't see him coming into the palace every day, so he was writing some military books at home anyway.

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Speaking of Zhu Gaoxu, Zhu Gaochi's spirit has obviously improved a lot: "Second brother used to do things rough, but now he is much better."

Zhu Gaochi is willing to be harmonious with his brothers, but Zhu Gaoxu is not forgiving, which makes him very distressed.

Now Zhu Gaoxu has calmed down, but Zhu Gaosui...

The crown princess muttered silently: Retribution!

...

Wanwan and Zhu Zhanqian arrived at Fangjiazhuang all the way, just when the children came out to play.

Looking at those children who were chasing and playing, Zhu Zhanqian said enviously: "They are so leisurely!"

As the son of Zhu Gaochi, Zhu Zhanqian began to study at a very young age, reciting Confucian classics, writing in red, and later learning how to compose poetry...

Everything made Zhu Zhanqian feel a little tired.

Liang Zhong said beside the carriage: "Young King, they also want to go to school."

Zhu Zhanqian wondered: "That's just a few days of vacation, why are they so happy?"

Liang Zhong said with a smile: "It's a month, and it's the hottest month in July, and there's still a month, and there's a holiday every tenth day."

"real?"

Zhu Zhanqian remembered that he would get up at dawn, wash up, practice calligraphy, and give lectures when his husband came...

Days like this don't stop throughout the year, and only important days will have a few days off.

Wanwan had been watching those children playing, and suddenly turned her head and said, "Fang Xing said that work and rest should be combined. It's rare to hang a beam on the head and pierce the buttocks, but most people can't accept it, so only Zhang Youchi's students will have it." interested in learning."

Zhu Zhanqian said regretfully: "The second brother is a blessing in disguise to study in the academy, and I also want to enter the academy."

Liang Zhong smiled and shook his head slightly.

How is that possible? !

Zhu Zhanji and Fang Xing are predestined, and Zhu Zhanyong has been classified as a non-teachable category, that is, he belongs to the abandoned son of the royal family, so he can study in the academy.

Otherwise, even if Zhu Zhanyong wanted to come, Fang Xing would not accept it, even if he was killed!

Looking at the main house not far away, Liang Zhong narrowed his eyes and pondered.

The princess has only three sons, the eldest Zhu Zhanji is safe, and the second child will probably be left out in the future.

As for the third child...

Zhu Zhanqian is good in the impression of the elders, he is a seedling of a virtuous king.

What can happen in the past is telling everyone: Daming doesn't need any virtuous king!

Can't do it again Jingnan!

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"How's the effect?"

The knife after removing makeup looks a little awkward, and she habitually twists her hips when walking.

After Fang Wu saw it, he couldn't help feeling deeply grateful for himself.

"My lord, all the people around King Zhao's mansion have run away. It is rumored that King Zhao's ass stinks half of the city."

"A fart that stinks half the city?"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Fang Xing couldn't help laughing, and when he had had enough, he asked, "There are no traces?"

"No!" Fang Wu said, "The little ones and Xiaodao are dressed up to ensure that no one will recognize them, and we took off our makeup by the river before we came back. Seventh Brother and the others were checking behind us, but no one was found. .”

Seventh Xin nodded: "My lord, the scene was chaotic at that time. People on the street were all looking at the people who had escaped from the palace, so no one paid attention to them."

"That's good, let's go back."

Fang Xing felt that his preparations were not in vain, and finally let out a bad breath.

Zhu Gaosui, let's make you laugh again!

Even though Chen Yan was kicked out of Prince Zhao's Mansion, Fang Xing still blamed Zhu Gaosui for Hu Die's death. In addition, Chen Xiao was expelled from the Imperial College and returned without revenge. Fang Xing felt so bored!

"My lord, the Princess and King Zhanqian are here."

"Fang Xing, the palace stinks!"