Chapter 705: True Monarch Huangshan Is Good at Managing People
Sure enough... the 'copper hexagram puppet' that was hanged was the real body, and the one in the water group was the clone or puppet. [(The Tong Gua Immortal Master’s plan was seen through and exposed by Beihe San people.
Beihe Sanren smiled slightly: "I will return these words to you intact. When the time comes, you will be the one who is beaten to the point of crying and begging for mercy! We'll see what happens next!"
While they were talking, there was news about someone else in the 'Jiuzhou Group No. 1'.
Three Waves of Crazy Knife: "Senior Bai, I was wrong! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
Then, a loud scream sounded in the sky of the resort.
The three waves of the mad sword turned into a bright star and soared into the sky. The big speeding car rotates, the blade storm rotates, flies, makes sudden stops and turns, all kinds of fancy flying skills... accompanied by the screams of the three waves, they fly farther and farther, disappearing from the eyes of all the fellow Taoists.
Such a classic flying method obviously comes from Venerable White's 'Disposable Meteor Sword' series.
"Three Waves Flying into the Sky?" asked the Snow Wolf Cave Master.
Jiao Ba Zhenjun: "You must have been flown away by Fellow Daoist Bai. After all, San Lang was so aggressive this time that even I can't stand it. Fellow Daoist Bai, I suggest you fly San Lang directly into the sun."
True Lord Jiaoba seemed to be playing the role of a 'villain', but in fact he was begging Sanlang for mercy... If he said this, Venerable Bai would not be able to look down and actually throw Sanlang into the sun with his mad sword.
Venerable Bai replied: "Don't worry, I have no intention of sending fellow Taoist Sanlang to the sun. Moreover, there is no point in sending fellow Taoist Sanlang to the universe. He is a person who can play even in the universe. Very cheerful."
When all the Taoist friends saw this, they thought about the character of Kuangdao Sanlang... He was really right! Sanlang is the kind of person who can find opportunities to make waves no matter what environment he is thrown into. Even in the universe, he will definitely find a way to commit suicide.
Venerable White continued: "So, I sent him to a secret realm that I discovered before. It was a very interesting secret realm, and it is now one of my resorts. I named it 'The Secret Realm of Slowness' . Anyone who enters this secret realm will have all their movements slowed down infinitely. For example, if you want to take a step, this action will take about fifteen seconds in the 'Slowness Secret Realm'. Fifteen seconds ——Only can you complete the series of actions of lifting your legs, starting up, and landing on the soles of your feet. No matter what method you use, whether it is exploding your true energy or spiritual power to speed up your movements, it will have no effect in this secret realm. Take a step, No matter who it is, they all need a fixed fifteen seconds.”
Senior Bai, how many resorts do you have?
When Beihe Loose Cultivators heard this, they asked curiously: "Senior Bai, is this a time-slowing secret realm?"
"No, it has nothing to do with time. It's just a simple 'sluggish' effect. When people enter it, their own time flow will not change, and their thinking speed will not change either." Venerable Bai explained.
Beihe Sanren: "In other words, after Brother Sanlang enters the 'Secret Realm of Slowness', his thoughts will not change, but no matter what he does, he will be restricted to the slowest level? It takes fifteen seconds to take a step, and ten seconds to raise a hand. How many seconds?”
Venerable Bai: "That's right."
Young Master Phoenix Slayer was happy when he heard this: "Hahaha, this is simply the cruelest thing to Sanlang."
People who like to seek death are generally more active. Precisely because they can't sit still and are particularly active, they can find the "death point" that others cannot find, and thus commit suicide incidents that ordinary people cannot imagine.
If San Lang was sent to that 'Secret Realm of Slowness', he would be bored to the point of collapse within half a day at most.
Wandering Monk Tongxuan: "[Thumbs up emoticon]"
[Nightmare on the Road] Fairy Dongfang Six: "Senior Bai did a great job. He should have thrown San Lang to this 'Secret Realm of Slowness' long ago to wake him up. San Lang's death-seeking disease has become too serious recently and needs to be treated."
Beihe Loose Cultivator: "Friend Dongfang Six Dao, your title has changed again."
[Nightmare on the Road] Fairy Dongfang Six: "..."
After a while.
[If I change my title again, I will become popular] Fairy Dongfang Six: "Who is it?
Changing my title all day long? The roadkill meme is not interesting at all! I'm already practicing my driving skills hard, and I won't hit others easily anymore! "
Fairy Liuying: "Liuliu, I heard that on the day of the 'King of Creation Live Broadcast', when you were reversing in the parking lot, you smashed the butt of little friend Song Shuhang's car?"
[If I change my title again, I will become popular] Fairy Dongfang Six: "..."
Fairy Liuying, you can't be broken even if you are in trouble! Once some things are spoken, the friendship will be turned upside down.
The Beihe Sanren hurriedly came to the rescue and said: "Speaking of the Dharma King of Creation... Where is the Dharma King now? I saw him coming here mysteriously in the morning. I thought there would be fellow Taoists in the group who wanted to settle accounts with him, but why was he nowhere to be seen? "
Master of the Palace of the Seven Lives Talisman: "Fellow Taoist Creation, you don't want to start a live broadcast while everyone is acting, do you? Make some background music for the movie plot or something?"
Mr. Phoenix Slayer: "Don't say such terrible things, x-on:Dharma King Creation, Taoist Fellow Creation, what are you doing now? You don't really want to speak out, do you?"
Dharma King Creation soon appeared: "Haha, secret~~"
"Fuck you, fellow Taoist Creation, you don't really want to start singing, do you? If you want to sing, please let me know in advance so that I can block my hearing first." Beihe Sanren said worriedly.
Dharma King Creation: "Don't worry, I'm not San Lang or Tong Gua. I just like to sing, but I won't seek death."
But even with such assurance from Dharma King Creation, the fellow Taoists of the 'Jiuzhou Group No. 1' were still very panicked. Several fellow Taoists are already preparing props to plug their ears, and some are considering whether to keep their hearing blocked during filming tomorrow.
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After receiving the news from Dharma King Creation, the ‘Jiuzhou No. 1 Group’ gradually became quiet because there were no new topics.
After another five minutes, the group was still quiet, as if everyone had taken a rest.
At this time, Sunbreaking Halberd Guo Da finally seized the opportunity and said: "Hahaha, no one will bother me this time, right? Look at my [cute dog head expression]!"
Loose Cultivator of Beihe: "Hey, why did everyone suddenly become quiet? Did everyone go to see little friend Song Shuhang make a cocoon?"
Sun-breaking Halberd Guo Da: "[Angrily rubbing the head of the dog upstairs]!"
Beihe Loose Cultivator: "..."
Sun-breaking Halberd Guo Da: "Fellow Taoist Beihe, your sister!"
Beihe Sanren couldn't laugh or cry - it was unfair. He just felt a little uncomfortable after seeing the group being silent for so long, so he sent a message, but he didn't expect to be tricked.
Moreover, Brother Guo, I don't mind snatching your "Rub the Dog Head Tower". What's even more unfair is that my dog's head...ah, bah, bah, bah, you have rubbed my head, and I have to be scolded by you. My heart is so broken.
Sun-breaking Halberd Guo Da: "No more playing, I'm going to bed. Good night, fellow Taoist Beihe. Today is really evil and very hot."
Beihe Loose Cultivator: "Fellow Daoist Guo, good night..."
Just like that, the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group" became quiet again.
About five minutes later.
Guo Da, the Sun-breaking Halberd, suddenly appeared again: "Return to the carnage, look at my [cute dog head expression]!"
I am Master Huangshan's loyal dog: "I'm waiting for you! Insert [angrily rubbing the dog's head upstairs emoji]!"
I am Lord Huangshan's loyal dog, and I have received two lightning messages: "Mortal Yuchuan, I know that you will come back with a kill, and I have been waiting for you here in ambush. Look at this Doudou's explosive claws, I snatched your "Rub the Dog Head Tower" in one fell swoop. No need to thank me - I had already typed and copied and pasted these!"
After a while - Sun-breaking Halberd Guo Da: "[Angrily rubbing the head of the dog upstairs]!"
Sun-breaking Halberd Guo Da: "Fuck, the network is delayed!"
Sun-Breaking Halberd Guo Da: "Doudou, remember, you robbed my apartment twice today. I will never let you go next time we meet."
I am Master Huangshan's loyal dog: "As I said, if you don't accept it, just do it. Come and rub my dog's head, come and bite me, hahahaha."
"Dou Dou Ri! I really stopped playing and went to sleep. I am heartbroken." Po Yang Ji Guo Da Dao.
I am Lord Huangshan's loyal dog: "Good night, Brother Guo. In addition, I remind you that I have nothing to do tonight, so I will stay in front of the computer. As for what you said just now, as long as it's you tonight I’ve got the dog-rubbing restaurant!”
"It's bad luck, Doudou, please hurry up and get married." Poyang Halberd Guo Da said through gritted teeth.
I am Master Huangshan's loyal dog: "Come on, keep on, let's hurt each other, who is afraid of who?"
"..." Beihe Loose Cultivator: "I always feel that this group is hopeless."
As soon as Beihe Loose Cultivator finished speaking, True Lord Huangshan suddenly appeared: "Ah, fellow Taoist Beihe, you have felt it too. Recently, I have been feeling that this group of pills is hopeless, and I really want to disband it."
Beihe Loose Cultivator: "[Σ(°△°|||)︴] Zhenjun, don't think too hard. We are just joking, the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' must exist for its existence!" Without this group , Where else would Beihe Loose People go to Shuiqun?
Huangshan Zhenjun's words exploded a large number of divers.
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "True Lord, I feel that the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' can be saved a little more."
When will the bright moon come? "Fellow Taoist from Huangshan, I will continue to support the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' for one second. Don't let your imagination run wild!"
True Lord Bai He also shouted: "Fellow Taoist, please show mercy!" Without this group, how could it control Venerable Bai's actions?
True Lord Huangshan: "Oh...I won't argue with you anymore. I will continue to capture Fairy Dongfang Jingxue."
After Zhenjun finished speaking, he went offline.
How to stop the Taoist friends in the group from constantly being promiscuous and committing suicide? The first method is to scare them first and let them know that there will be serious consequences if they continue to wander and die.
True Lord Huangshan feels that he is a qualified group leader, and he will definitely stop the bad habits in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'!
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On the other side, in the room where Song Shuhang was resting.
Song Shuhang's cocooning process is coming to an end.
A giant cocoon has been completed, and the cocoon is getting thicker and thicker. The seniors of the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group" who are watching can no longer see Song Shuhang's figure with the naked eye. (To be continued.) 8 For more exciting novels, welcome to visit our reading academy