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Chapter 162 Zhuge Yue’s Video

On the way back, Song Shuhang frowned - he always felt that something was wrong with that strange guy just now. It wasn't that his appearance was weird, but that he overall gave Song Shuhang the feeling that he was not an 'ordinary person'. Is he a monk?

Return to the pharmacist's building.

Jingba Doudou is still playing games and accompanying his wife in the game, but the video chat has not started today - he is waiting for Song Shuhang to come back and prepares for Song Shuhang to video chat with the girl.

Song Shuhang first assembled Senior Bai's computer and then installed some necessary programs.

Then I applied for a chat software account for him.

"Senior, what's your nickname?" Song Shuhang asked.

"Bai, this is my Taoist name." Senior Bai replied.

"Okay." Song Shuhang set up the basic information, applied for a chat account, and then added a group application to the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group": "It's done, just wait until True Lord Huangshan agrees to join the group."

Just as he was about to let Gu go, his phone rang.

"Hello, who is this?" Song Shuhang answered the phone and asked.

"Little friend Shuhang, it's me, True Lord Huangshan. Is it convenient for me to speak?" came the true Lord's cheerful laughter.

"It's convenient. By the way, Senior Huangshan, I just wanted to find you. I just registered an account for Senior Bai and have already applied to join the Jiuzhou No. 1 group. You can handle it when you get online." Song Shuhang said with a smile.

"Okay, I'll take care of it right away. Is True Lord Bai by your side?" True Lord Huangshan asked.

Song Shuhang replied: "Yes, I am installing some software on his computer."

"Come on! I'll go down and add Lord Bai's account first." After Lord Huangshan finished speaking, he quickly hung up the phone.

"Eh? Senior, you haven't told me why you're calling me for anything!" Song Shuhang called out, but Zhenjun's line had been disconnected.

What kind of drama is Zhenjun playing?

Didi~ The computer chat software made a prompt sound, and Senior Bai's account was added to the group.

"I've joined the group. Do I want to set up a group name card?" Song Shuhang asked.

"Um,

Let me see. "Senior Bai checked in the group, and after thinking about it, he changed his group name card to 'Senior White'.

The moment he finished changing his business card, Jiuzhou No. 9 Middle School suddenly became lively.

True Lord Huangshan: "Fellow Daoist Bai, have you made a breakthrough?"

Da Luo taught Yu Yue Zhenjun: "Oh, Senior Bai! Congratulations on your promotion to the seventh level spiritual master!"

Zuiyue layman: "Congratulations, senior, on your successful promotion!"

A large number of group members came forward to offer their blessings.

"Well, I was promoted a hundred years ago." Senior Bai chuckled and replied.

"You were promoted a hundred years ago? Does that mean you continued to be in seclusion for more than a hundred years after your promotion?" Huangshan Zhenjun secretly wiped his hands with cold sweat. He is worthy of being a seclusion madman Bai Zhenjun. Oh no, he is now Lord Bai. .

Snow Wolf Cave Master: "Kneel down, senior!"

Dharma King Creation: "Senior, this is my ten-year knee share, please accept it!"

Venerable Seventh Cultivator: "Congratulations to Fellow Daoist Bai for attaining the spiritual status. Huangshan, you have to work hard. Fellow Daoist Bai was promoted a hundred years ago. You can't lag too far behind him."

True Lord Huangshan laughed - how could he compare with Venerable Bai? You know, his hobby is to practice in seclusion!

The group gradually became lively. Senior Bai held his cheek with one hand and moved his fingers gently on the screen, adding a sentence or two from time to time.

Every time I come out of retreat, I always feel that the world has changed, everything has changed, and the world has become unfamiliar. But as long as this group of fellow Taoists are still there, they can make him familiar with this strange world again.

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After taking care of Senior Bai, Song Shuhang came to Doudou and said, "Doudou, do you want me to give you a gift?"

"What gift?" Doudou looked at Song Shuhang in confusion.

"Ding-ding-dong!" Song Shuhang moved out the computer that Senior Bai won as a special prize. Senior Bai already had one, so this one was extra: "I'll give it to you, how about it?"

Doudou stared at Song Shuhang for a while, then stuck out his tongue: "Wang, tell me, is there anything you want me to help with?"

"Hehe, Doudou is indeed sensible. It's a trivial matter, and it's a piece of cake for you!" Song Shuhang said, "When Senior Bai and I came back just now, we met a person. I always felt that he was a little strange!"

He described the handsome, sturdy passer-by and Doudou he met on the way.

Because Feng had experienced the altar leader's incident not long ago, he was very wary of this kind of 'suspicious person' - what if this guy hurt his friends like the altar leader's subordinates?

"So, what do you want me to do?" Doudou asked in confusion.

"Doudou, can you run to the edge of the pit that Senior Bai fell out of, and follow the smell to help me find the escaped passerby. Find out his identity and background?" Song Shuhang asked.

"Okay, deal!" Doudou stretched out his paw and patted Song Shuhang's palm: "In addition, I am only responsible for investigating his identity, not taking action."

"No problem." Song Shuhang replied with a smile.

"Okay, I've accepted your mission. Now it's your turn to complete mine." Doudou pointed at the computer and said, "Come on, get ready to start the video and meet my 'wife'."

"What should I do?" Song Shuhang asked.

"Just sit still and I will control the game characters. Then... when I want you to smile, just show a handsome smile." Doudou said.

Well, if I were just responsible for laughing, I should be able to do that.

Song Shuhang sat in front of the computer and turned on the computer's camera.

Doudou opened the chat software and logged into his own account.

"Honey, start the video! Let you see my handsome husband!" Jingba Doudou quickly started typing on the keyboard.

Seeing Doudou constantly boasting about his handsomeness, Song Shuhang felt a little shy - because it was him who was praising him.

"Huh? Husband, have you finally installed the video?" the little girl replied quickly and chose to connect to the video.

Soon, the seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl appeared in the video. Compared with her appearance yesterday, her face was rosy and she looked more youthful and lively.

And Song Shuhang's appearance also appeared on the little girl's computer. Compared with the photos a few years ago, Song Shuhang is more mature now, and his eyebrows have more momentum.

"There is a video, but the voice has not been adjusted yet, so I will make do with it." Doudou quickly replied, and then she said to Song Shuhang: "Don't be stupid, smile at the camera, a smile as gentle as water."

Song Shuhang waved his hand towards the camera and showed a natural smile.

"So handsome! Husband, I love you the most!" The little girl pouted and made a kissing expression.

Song Shuhang only felt that his face was hot and he was so embarrassed.

"Come on, come on, let's play the game. We won't download the dungeon today, we'll kill people today! Yesterday, your husband and I gathered a set of God of War V all night long. The guys who guarded your body yesterday, let them pay a hundred times their blood debt today!" Doudou looked excited and said to Song Shuhang: "Put on a confident and handsome expression and cooperate!"

Song Shuhang took a deep breath, his eyes were bright and his face was full of confidence.

"Husband, you are the best! I love you so much." The little girl giggled.

Song Shuhang gave a thumbs up to the camera - again, once the shyness reaches its limit, it will make people give up on themselves and throw away all shyness!

Doudou and the little girl quickly entered the game and started killing people furiously.

Song Shuhang was responsible for cooperating with Doudou and making various expressions. Either handsome, or excited, or laughing wildly...

He felt that at this time, he was running towards the movie star!

When he had nothing to do, Song Shuhang took out his mobile phone, opened the campus network, and logged on to read the news.

Soon, a news post caught his attention.

"Shocked. This morning, a huge ground subsidence occurred near the Electronic City near Jiangnan University Town! The diameter of the subsidence was more than thirty meters! According to reports from surrounding residents, before the subsidence occurred, they heard a deafening explosion. The specific cause of the subsidence is still under investigation. Students passing nearby please pay attention to safety."

Was it posted on the campus network so quickly?

I hope the official can give out the reason for the 'subsidence' soon.

Continue flipping through the campus network.

Flipping through the pages, he suddenly saw a familiar name - Zhuge Yue.

[Wow haha, you’re laughing so hard! Please see the true face of Chinese Kung Fu in the eyes of foreigners - high energy ahead. Please do not drink water while watching this video! ]

Then, a mobile phone video and a text introduction are also attached.

"Last night, I accompanied my mother to a company reception to welcome a foreign partner of the company to inspect the company. At the reception in the evening, the foreigner drank a lot of wine and was a little drunk. Then, he insisted Perform a set of Chinese Kung Fu for people in the company. I said I learned it from an expert when I participated in my daughter’s school sports meet recently. No more words, let’s watch the video!”

Song Shuhang couldn't help but froze - Chinese Kung Fu, foreigners, sports games, experts?

When these words were scattered, they were fine, but when they were combined together, they immediately gave him a bad feeling.

He clicked lightly to play the video.

First, a tall foreigner appeared in the picture.

"Hiccup~ I'm happy to drink today, I'm here to give you a condom_Kung_Fu! Chinese Kungfu! Not long ago, at my daughter's sports meeting, I met an expert there, and then I begged the expert, Taught me a unique skill!" the foreigner said in awkward Chinese.

After saying that, he also cupped his fists and handed over to everyone.

Then, he started to perform Chinese Kung Fu.

"One two three four five six seven eight, two two three four five six seven eight... four two three four five six seven eight!" The foreigner shouted the slogan, a set of 'The second set of radio gymnastics "The Times is Calling"' Fight it down and your skills will shock the whole audience!

All the staff were shocked by the foreigner's "unique skills".

Several Chinese shareholders suppressed their blushes and stood up together to applaud vigorously!

Damn it, it’s okay if you don’t stand up and applaud! Otherwise, the laughter in the throat will burst out uncontrollably. By clapping vigorously, you can prevent yourself from losing your temper and laughing.

If that doesn't work, you can still cover up your laughter with applause!

Zhuge Yue in the video was already trembling with laughter.

Song Shuhang hid his face tactically and couldn't bear to look directly at him, because simply hiding his face was no longer enough to express his turbulent heart at this time - he knew this foreigner.

The foreigner’s name was Joseph Guy Maupassant, and he was Song Shuhang’s nominal ‘named disciple’!

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