Chapter 157 In Fact, the Entire Group Is...
In Jiuzhou No. 1 Group, after the Snow Wolf Cave Master finished speaking, no one among the seniors in the group answered. According to the character of the seniors in the group, whenever someone raises a topic, there will always be groups of senior divers coming out to make a fuss. Is it really the reason for the lack of senior Bei He who is always online and senior Kuangdao Sanlang who often commits suicide?
After losing these main sailors, the group became much deserted.
This atmosphere made Song Shuhang feel very uncomfortable. He looked at the online members on the right and found that only the leader of the group, True Lord Huangshan, remained online. The others were all offline and most of them were in an invisible state.
The bored Song Shuhang casually said: "Senior Huangshan, what have you been busy with lately?"
I remember that True Lord Huangshan said before that he had something to do and would take Doudou back in two months. So Song Shuhang, who couldn't find a topic, asked casually.
"Haha, I'm waiting for an interesting guy to break the seal." True Lord Huangshan said with a smile.
With that said, he sent a screenshot.
That was a screenshot of the 'Chat Software Friend Log' screen. The account used for the screenshot was not True Lord Huangshan, but a screenshot taken by an account called 'Little Orange Color'.
The publisher of that diary is ‘Taoist Master Yunwu’.
Title: Wow haha, Huangshan, you big fool, suppressed me for two hundred years!
Content: However, I finally cracked the principle of your sealing method, and now I have begun to calculate the method of breaking it! Immediately I can break this rotten seal of yours and be at ease in the world again! When the time comes, let’s see how I take revenge on you! Wow haha, I will definitely not show mercy this time!
This diary received a lot of likes.
Floor 1: The Taoist Master is finally breaking through the seal. Two hundred years is so awesome. I look forward to Taoist Master breaking the seal and telling us more about your mighty deeds back then.
Lou: The Taoist priest's secondary disease has recurred again?
Floor 3: The story told by the Taoist priest is the most exciting, and I have the idea of adapting it into an online novel for publication.
Floor 4: Taoist priest, you can’t stop taking the medicine!
Floor 5: Don’t take medicine randomly. But if it’s the Taoist priest who takes the medicine, he will definitely be fine. He will be cuter after taking the medicine.
Floor 6: Taoist Priest, is it really okay to publish such a private matter like cracking the seal openly and openly?
Floor 7: There should be applause here...
There are hundreds of people leaving messages later.
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Song Shuhang read the content and it was that this guy named 'Taoist Priest Yunwu' had been sealed by True Monarch Huangshan for nearly two hundred years, and now he was finally about to break the seal, so he posted a diary online to take note of it? But was it accidentally discovered by Huangshan Zhenjun’s trumpet?
"But it has been sealed for two hundred years and it is still in a sealed state. Can I access the Internet?" Song Shuhang asked.
Could it be that True Monarch Huangshan advocated preferential treatment for prisoners and allowed Internet access to the prisoners he had sealed with his own hands?
"Haha, let me explain it to you." True Lord Huangshan said with a smile.
"This Taoist Master Yunwu is the elder of the Kongkong Pirate Sect in the previous generation, which is quite funny. He was already at the fourth-level innate realm two hundred years ago. Since the suppression, his level should have improved a lot.
Two hundred years ago, he entered one of my caves and stole all the treasures inside. That’s fine. Kong Kong was originally in this business. At most, I’ll catch him next time and beat him half to death. good.
But I didn't expect that after he stole my things, he would proudly publicize it everywhere, saying that my "sealing skills" and "formation" skills were terrible, and that breaking open my cave was just a joke. In addition, he also said that with my level, even if I use my full strength sealing technique, he can break it in minutes.
Then...I did what he wanted. I spent a lot of effort to catch him, and used a huge extraterrestrial meteorite as a seal to seal him and suppress him using the 'Five Finger Mountain Sealing Method'. This suppression has been going on for more than two hundred years, and he still can't come out. "
Song Shuhang: "..."
It turns out that if you brag and don’t draft, the consequences will be serious.
True Lord Huangshan continued: "A month ago, I counted the time and felt that I was about to release him, so I quietly went to the sealing place to visit him. But when I quietly passed by, I found that he was cracking my Wuzhishan sealing method. ', it's always interesting. I really wanted to know how long it would take for him to break the seal I set. So, I didn't intervene, I just wanted to be a silent spectator."
"Unfortunately, I can't be sure how long it will take for him to unlock the seal, and I can't keep an eye on him all the time. Firstly, I don't have this free time, and secondly, if I keep staring at him, he will definitely sense it. So... I paid an ordinary human to pretend to be lost and enter the sealed land."
"Taoist Master Yunwu, who had been imprisoned for two hundred years, was also depressed. He was very excited when he saw someone. He used magic to confuse the ordinary person and asked him to go to the sealed place every day. Through this ordinary person, he could understand the changes in the outside world."
"I saw that he was so interested in the outside world, so the next day I asked that ordinary person to bring a tablet computer with a mobile phone sim card for 'Taoist Master Yunwu'. Of course, I had people tamper with the tablet computer. , there is no software download function, no web page function. There are only some stand-alone games to relieve boredom. The only one that can really connect to the Internet is a 'type chat software' developed by me. I originally planned to improve the software and then add it to our 'Jiuzhou Group No. 1 was transferred there. I didn't expect it to come in handy here first."
"That 'type chat software' is similar to the one we are using now, and I have the main server. Therefore, Taoist Master Yunwu is the only user of my software."
"Then, I created more than 300 trumpets and added Taoist Yunwu as my friends one after another. I also created a chat group, added Taoist Yunwu, and asked my 'clone' to chat with Taoist Yunwu every day. And the ordinary People are responsible for entering the sealed land every day and telling Yunwu some insignificant news. By the way, they bring a power bank to charge the tablet."
Seeing this, Song Shuhang couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Then within a month, Taoist Master Yunwu began to learn how to chat. Because the only thing that could connect to the Internet on that tablet was the 'special chat software' I had people develop. After he got tired of playing stand-alone games, he started chatting in the group every day. Brag and talk about your own glorious past."
"I asked the clones to cooperate with Taoist Yunwu. Some accounts would ridicule him, some would praise him, and some would compliment him for speaking well, so that he would not be bored. At the same time, Yunwu would feel like chatting with him My 'friends' are just ordinary humans."
"Then...today, Taoist Priest Yunwu posted this diary in the diary function of the 'Xingchat Software'. I just completed likes with more than a hundred trumpets, and I was filled with a hundred layers of water."
"..." Song Shuhang was speechless for a while. How boring must Huangshan True Lord be?
At the same time, he couldn't help but think of an old boy. Do you think this group is really so lively? In fact, everyone in the group is my trumpet. There are only you and me in the whole group. If you don’t believe me, I’m going to change my account and say this to you?
Taoist Master Yunwu is now the true portrayal of this meme.
There are more than three hundred friends, all of whom are the trumpets of True Monarch Huangshan. Zhenjun is having a great time!
At this time, the Snow Wolf Cave Master said: "Senior Huangshan, if that Taoist Priest Yunwu is not so stupid, maybe he has already guessed the truth of the incident, and this month, he was just teasing you. ?”
After all, unless one is really short-sighted and can cultivate to the fifth-grade Spiritual Emperor realm, how many of them are really funny?
Maybe Master Yunwu is using the 'type chat software' every day, and then he is laughing at Master Huangshan for being funny?
"It doesn't matter, am I just teasing him? Anyway, I had a lot of fun in the whole process." True Lord Huangshan laughed and said, "Anyway, I was planning to let him out. Before he escaped, he stayed with me. Isn’t it fun to play for so long?”
The master of Snow Wolf Cave made a look of admiration: "Senior Huangshan is at a high level, I'm going to surrender!"
Song Shuhang also copied the expression of slumping to the ground. However, I heard from Doudou that True Lord Huangshan is preparing to reach the realm of the 'Seventh Grade' Venerable. Is it really okay to entertain 'Taoist Master Yunwu' with such leisure?
At this moment, in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group, Shushan suddenly spoke under great pressure: "Haha, little Snow Wolf, are you still alive?"
Isn't this name mine? I didn't speak?
Song Shuhang immediately turned his head and looked at the computer position.
Then, he saw Lord Bai smiling at him. Song Shuhang did not log out when he finished loading things on the computer. The account 'Stressed by Shushan' was still hanging there on the computer. The message just now was sent by Zhenjun Bai!
No, Song Shuhang opened his mouth. How long has it been since Zhenjun Bai came into contact with computers? He even knows how to use a computer and type?
Also, weren’t traditional Chinese characters used a hundred and fifty years ago? Senior has mastered simplified Chinese characters so quickly?
Senior Bai, your rapid learning efficiency makes it so embarrassing for the savages on a small island in the Pacific who were beaten and forced to learn Chinese by the Master of the Seven Lives Talisman Palace?
"Senior Bai, hello." Snow Wolf Cave Master immediately realized that it was True Lord Bai who was speaking and quickly replied.
Shushan was under great pressure: "Then when I have time, I will go and see you. Your wife is about to give birth to a wolf cub, right?"
"Senior, you are welcome to come at any time. The wolf cubs have already given birth to a litter." The master of the Snow Wolf Cave replied. As for whether this was true or false, only he knew.
Bai Zhenjun pulled the group name card of Jiuzhou Group No. 1 and asked again: "Why didn't I see the Six-Eared Sword Lord?"
True Lord Huangshan made a wry smile: "Six-Eared Sword Lord, thirty years ago, when he entered the realm of seventh-level venerables, he was haunted by inner demons and was reduced to ashes in the calamity fire."
"Not even the Six-Eared Sword Master could survive this calamity." Senior Bai sighed softly. He propped up his chin, his eyes were blurred, and he unconsciously wandered away, falling into deep thought.
Song Shuhang, who had always been vigilant, suddenly became 100% attentive!
Make sure you are ready to 'support' at any time. If Senior Bai uses the 'flat ground throw' move at this time, the entire floor will collapse!
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In the dark Jiangnan Prison.
Zhao Bulu, a disciple of Yue Dao Sect who had both legs broken, was sent to this prison.
With a sad look on his face, he looked at his 'inmate', a big Western man with a shaved head. There are still six neat ring scars on the bald head...