Chapter 1544: Shopkeeper: There Is only One Truth

Shopkeeper: "..."

My shop sells immortal boats, why do we need customer service who can speak "ancient languages"?

Are you really trying to embarrass me?

Faced with such a difficult customer, I responded with a... thumbs up!

The buyer is Senior Huangshan, a newly promoted Venerable.

Everyone in the entire cultivation world knows that Senior Huangshan has a wide network of contacts.

Most importantly, Senior Huangshan is an old customer, and he has placed nearly 300 orders for his own home. For such a big customer, it is of course forgivable to occasionally make some excessive demands, and he still has to give a thumbs up.

"Senior Huangshan, please wait a moment, I'll go ask." The store manager replied.

Two minutes later.

A customer service girl named 'Xiao Ke' took over the store manager's place: "Hello, Senior Huangshan, I'm Xiao Ke, customer service. I know a thing or two about ancient languages. Senior Huangshan, is there anything you need?"

"I want to know how to pronounce these two Thousand Character Classics in ancient languages: [The phoenix sings in the bamboo, the white colt eats in the field. It is transformed into grass and trees, benefiting all directions.] When I pronounce these two sentences, my tongue just can't adjust. Is there any trick?" Song Shuhang typed tremblingly.

Xiao Ke: "Senior Huangshan, are you learning ancient languages? Yes, it's quite difficult to pronounce these two sentences in ancient languages. Because the tongue needs to undergo more than ten kinds of changes. How should I describe the specific changes... It's about ↑↑↓↑←♦♦♦. How about this, I'll send you a short video, you can watch me demonstrate the changes of the tongue?"

"Okay, thank you." Song Shuhang said tremblingly.

After a while, Xiao Ke, customer service, sent a video to Shuhang.

Song Shuhang turned off the sound of the video on his mobile phone first.

The video opened, and on the screen, Xiaoke's tongue rolled flexibly, demonstrating the rolling and changes of the tongue when speaking the 'ancient language'.

This difficulty is indeed not something that ordinary people can do.

Song Shuhang realized one thing - a fellow Taoist who can speak ancient languages ​​must have a flexible tongue.

After Xiaoke's customer service video explanation, Song Shuhang went back to learn and tried it several times in the 'Xueba System', and luckily succeeded.

Sure enough, for the tutorial of ancient languages, it is not enough to just listen to the 'pronunciation', it must be accompanied by the 'change of tongue movements'.

Write this down and give feedback to Senior Bai when the time comes.

When Senior Bai upgrades the 'Xueba System' next time, let him add this function.

In addition, this customer service girl is attentive and her explanation is also great. After buying the fairy boat later, I must give her a five-star praise.

After successfully passing this level, Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief, ended the course of being 'whipped by love' by the thunder and lightning humanoid instructor with an electric ball, and successfully won the Xueba points this time.

"Senior Huangshan, do you have any other questions?" Xiaoke asked.

Although it is a strange thing to guide others to learn ancient languages ​​when selling things. But the other party is Senior Huangshan, a big customer, and he must be given some privileges.

"No for now, thank you Fairy Xiaoke. In addition, if I have questions about ancient languages ​​next time, can I still find you?" Song Shuhang asked.

Xiaoke: "..."

After a while, Xiaoke replied cautiously: "Senior Huangshan, I'm very busy."

-The store manager said that Senior Huangshan should not be offended, and the tone should be gentle, and don't refuse directly.

"Thank you for your hard work. Then let's talk about the immortal boat. I am very interested in the last new 'hybrid'. How is its performance?" Song Shuhang began to communicate with Xiaoke seriously.

Doing two things at the same time, listening to the class while buying the immortal boat.

The reason why Song Shuhang is more interested in this hybrid is that it saves money.

It can use aviation fuel and spirit stones for hybrid power, and most importantly, this thing can also be filled with energy by the cultivator himself.

-Song Shuhang likes this.

He now has five core golden elixirs and a high-level spirit ghost, which is the type of person who has a 'rapid increase in spiritual power'. This spiritual power is wasted if not used.

It can still fly for a while if used on the immortal boat.

Xiao Ke was relieved when 'Senior Huangshan' finally stopped talking about the topic of 'ancient language'. Her level of ancient language is not high, and she is also a beginner.

Then, she quickly introduced the cost-effectiveness and functions of the new model to Song Shuhang.

"Can the appearance of the immortal boat be changed?" Song Shuhang asked again.

On the screen, the appearance of the immortal boat is mostly in the form of a 'boat'.

"The appearance can be changed at will. As long as you like, this 'hybrid immortal boat' can be changed to any shape. But it requires an additional modification fee - but the store manager said that Senior Huangshan is an old customer, so this modification fee will be waived. In addition, if the appearance is too strange, it may affect the speed of the immortal boat's flight." Xiao Ke added.

"Can Transformers be used?" Song Shuhang asked quickly.

Rushing into the blue sky and the universe is a man's dream.

Driving a large robot is also a man's dream - provided that the cockpit is not on the robot's fist.

"This just looks complicated, but it shouldn't be difficult." Xiao Ke replied.

"Then customize this... As for the shape, use an ordinary car as the basic shape. In this way, when it is not deformed, I can still use it as a car, and it won't be wasted at ordinary times. Note, no hand tractor or excavator. Just an ordinary car shape." Song Shuhang said.

Xiao Ke: "No problem, the design drawings will be available tomorrow morning at the latest. Then I will send the concept drawings to senior for you to take a look at."

"Sure." Song Shuhang replied.

Xiao Ke: "Then I wish Senior Huangshan to improve his cultivation. Do you have any other questions?"

"No, I'll come back to you if I have any questions." Song Shuhang said.

Xiao Ke: "Okay, see you later, Senior Huangshan."

After ending the call, the little girl pinched her chin and said to the store manager: "Manager, I always feel that there is something wrong with Senior Huangshan's character today. The tone of the chat is also a bit weird. And do you know, he ordered the Xianzhou It’s actually in Transformers form.”

When the store manager heard this, he suddenly realized: "I understand, no wonder I also feel that the style of Senior Huangshan today is wrong. The answer is already clear, the person chatting with us online this time is not Senior Huangshan."

"Who is that?" Xiaoke asked in confusion.

Another girl next to me smiled and said, "Who else could it be? It must be Doudou, the great demon pet of Senior Huangshan."

"That's right, except for Doudou, no one else in the world can use Senior Huangshan's account to cause trouble like this. And Senior Huangshan's chatting style just now is also Doudou's style." The store manager affirmed.

"Then... do we still need to make this order?" Xiao Ke asked.

The store manager laughed: "Yes, why not? Senior Huangshan is very fond of Doudou. If Doudou uses Senior Huangshan's account to place an order, Senior Huangshan will pay silently in the end, so don't worry."

"Last time, even after Doudou composed a song "Song of Huangshan Dasha" at the 'Walk-Back Tractor Competition', senior didn't punish Doudou very much. It's really his blessing that Doudou can become Senior Huangshan's demon pet. ." Another humane comment.

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Huangshan Cave Mansion

Doudou, who was busy in retreat and trying to reach the fifth level, suddenly felt inexplicably heartbroken.

"I always feel like someone is talking bad about me behind my back." Doudou said.

Who could be speaking ill of it?

Generally speaking, Zhou Li was the one who complained the most. He chased himself after running away from home every day and accumulated a lot of resentment. However, Zhou Li has been getting along very sweetly with his wife recently, and they are very close to each other, so he probably doesn't have time to speak ill of her behind her back.

So...is it Shuhang?

"Other than Zhou Li, the only ones who complain about me lately are Shuhang. I've decided to go find him in a few days." Doudou jumped up and cheered up.

It is wrong to blindly retreat into isolation and work behind closed doors.

Therefore, it decided to meet Shuhang before being promoted to fifth rank - it heard that Chu Chu had become Shuhang's disciple.

"Although I feel that my promotion to the fifth rank is a sure thing, there is always a possibility. Therefore, I want to take advantage of the opportunity to meet my friends one last time before going through the tribulation." Doudou began to find reasons for himself.

This time it is not planning to run away from home.

Dogs will always grow up. If they run away from home too often, Huangshan Dasha will be immune to it. This time, it plans to apply to Huangshan to see Shuhang.

There is an 80% chance that Huangshan will agree to meet Song Shuhang.

"Yes, that's it. I'll go find him on the weekend and have some fun." After Doudou said that, he quickly ran towards Huangshan.

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The morning class ended soon

Then it’s time to eat and take a lunch break.

Classes continue in the afternoon.

In the afternoon, Song Shuhang took another lesson on "Ancient Languages" and spent the rest of the time studying "Celestial Master's Zhengfa - Thunder Method". The first few spells in the Thunder Magic Chapter are Thunder Finger and Palm Thunder. Next is the art of drawing lightning.

The art of attracting thunder is divided into several stages - thunder, thunder, thunder, thunder and five thunders.

the other side.

The clone changed the sign of the restaurant on Lanxi Island to prevent anyone from mysteriously coming over to order the 'escape service' that no longer existed.

Chu Chu helps in the Lanxi Island restaurant.

She began to practice the secret technique of the Immortal Kitchen obtained from the enclosed space.

Currently, she is practicing knife skills and cooking skills using ordinary ingredients.

Song Shuhang quietly provided her with a part of the 'green onion' to let her practice the part of the secret technique of "The Immortal Chef" in removing the "evil spirit" from the ingredients. Don’t let Lady Onion know about this yet.

Except for the wave of stimulation sent to him by the fat ball boss this morning, everything was peaceful today.

The Puppet Fairy didn't come back at night. She took Xiao Yinzhu directly to the senior pharmacist's building to rest. She seemed to have bought a lot of things. Song Shuhang was more worried about whether the money he gave her was enough for her expenses.

Night falls.

Song Shuhang lay on his bed for a long time, looking at the moonlight outside the window.

After today, there are still four days.

"Good night, everyone." Song Shuhang said softly.

Today, Yu Dao flew from Lanxi Island to Jiangnan University Town and had another fight with Fat Ball. He was a little tired.

Song Shuhang closed his eyes and circulated the "True Self Meditation Sutra" to regain his energy while sleeping.

In a daze, Song Shuhang seemed to have fallen asleep again.

In his dream, he felt a small hand pressing on his head, touching it gently.

The little hands are soft and comfortable.