Chapter 1557: Can't Stop

Song Shuhang was originally sitting in the passenger seat.

But then, the fairy Jingye... Wait, what is the specific name of this fairy?

Anyway, it was that fairy, after lying in the back for a while, she seemed a little bored, so she pulled Song Shuhang to the back and lay with her.

Her movements were very natural, and it didn't seem like the first time she met Song Shuhang. And when she pulled him, Song Shuhang didn't feel any resistance... His instinct seemed to acknowledge this fairy. He let her pull him, and lay on the airbed with her, looking at the stars through the transparent skylight glass.

Staring at the starry sky in a daze, Song Shuhang felt that the atmosphere was a bit awkward.

At this time, find a topic to talk about and ease the atmosphere?

Song Shuhang glanced at the fairy Jingyi next to him, saw the book in her hand, and asked casually: "Fairy Jingyu, do you like reading books?"

The fairy giggled: "Yes."

Then, there was no follow-up.

Song Shuhang: "..."

No, this topic can't be continued, it seems that we have to change the topic.

What should we talk about? If not books, how about beans?

"Also, the Taoist name I just mentioned is Jingye. Jingye in Jingye Si." The fairy added.

"Oh, so that's the meaning of this poem." Song Shuhang nodded.

I feel that the topic has been opened, so we can chat casually for a while, and we can talk about anything.

Just as Song Shuhang was thinking this, the Meritorious Snake Beauty suddenly appeared.

After she appeared, she turned into the size of an ordinary person, with her long tail stretched straight. Then, she squeezed in between Song Shuhang and the Qingye Si Fairy.

"What are you doing, Fairy Nuoyan and Waiting?" Song Shuhang asked in confusion.

Fairy x-on:＃%× spoke, and an electronic synthesized voice came out of her mouth: "I look at the sword by the lamp while drunk, and I dream of blowing the horn in the camp!"

Song Shuhang: "???"

"The lights are on at three o'clock in the morning and the roosters crow at five o'clock,

It's the time for men to study." Fairy x-on:＃%× continued to read in that electronic synthesized voice.

Song Shuhang was confused.

"If you hear the lights, come and see them." Fairy x-on:＃%× continued to chant, and she squeezed Song Shuhang aside with a slight push of her body. Her tail continued to swing, driving Song Shuhang further away.

Then, she and Fairy Quiet Night Thoughts lay firmly together.

"Silly Shuhang, your ancient language fairy is looking down on you as a light bulb. Didn't you hear the lines she read? There's 'light' in all three sentences." Doudou laughed while driving.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Why can you understand the meaning of the fairy of promise and waiting, Doudou? How did your radio channels match?

However, Doudou drove the fairy boat very well. At least for now, it seems that her technology is far ahead of Fairy Dongfang Liu.

"Haha." Fairy Quiet Night Thoughts laughed a series of pleasant laughter, and she reached out to grab Fairy x-on:＃%×'s little hand, and the two intertwined their fingers.

Fairy x-on:＃%× turned her head and looked at the fairy with long braids beside her. She tilted her head, as if thinking about something.

"Fairy Jingye Si... No, Fairy Jingye, do you know Fairy Nuoyan and Fairy Dengdeng?" Song Shuhang asked.

If they didn't know each other, how could the Meritorious Snake Beauty be so intimate with others?

"You can call me Jingye Si, I don't mind." The Pigtail Fairy giggled, but she didn't answer Song Shuhang's question.

Fairy x-on:#%× stretched out her other hand and touched Fairy Jingye Si's face. Her little hand touched her eyebrows, eye sockets, nose, and mouth.

"Not you." Suddenly, Fairy x-on:#%× spoke.

This time it was not an electronically synthesized voice, nor did she read the lines. It was her own voice...

Song Shuhang looked at Fairy x-on:#%× curiously.

To be honest, the Meritorious Snake Beauty had been with him for so long, and she had hardly spoken with her own voice.

Every time she spoke, it was either a recording of Song Shuhang's screams, an electronically synthesized voice, or lines recorded from a TV series.

"It's me, and it's not me." Fairy Jingye Si said softly.

Meritorious Snake Beauty retracted her hands, even the interlocked hands. Then, she began to roll on the air mattress.

She looked very anxious.

She rolled to the side of Fairy Jingye Si, and began to roll in the opposite direction, all the way to Song Shuhang's side.

After a short pause beside Song Shuhang, she continued to roll and crush him, rolling him again.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Meritorious Snake Beauty rolled back and rolled over Song Shuhang again.

Rolled over, and rolled back.

A few minutes later.

Meritorious Snake Beauty was addicted to playing.

She was no longer anxious.

She rolled all the way, rolling over Song Shuhang. Then she rolled back and crushed him again.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Fairy Silent Night lay on her back, holding her chin with one hand, smiling at Song Shuhang and the rolling Merit Snake Beauty: "Fairy x-on:＃%× is still so cute, she hasn't changed at all."

She used the ancient language to directly call out the names of Fairy Promise and Fairy Waiting.

[Sure enough, she knows Fairy x-on:＃%×. ] Song Shuhang thought to himself.

At this time, Fairy x-on:＃%× was tired of playing.

She stopped and stuck between Song Shuhang and Fairy Silent Night again.

Then, she began to recite various lines.

Lines from TV dramas and movies.

Most of them were the kind of lines when the heroine died in the arms of the hero, and there were many love poems that felt very corny at first glance.

After playing the lines, she started to recite ancient poems again, this time with electronic sounds.

After reciting the ancient poems, she began to recite various ‘backup lines’ in Song Shuhang’s voice.

“Ahhhhhh~~” The opening was a four-tone scream of pretending to die.

Then came…

“What is filial piety?”

“What is love?”

“Do you know the greatness of maternal love?”

The classic three questions about pregnancy from Confucian saints.

“If you don’t know anything, why are you still messing around?”

Song Shuhang himself forgot when he said this, but the voice was indeed his.

“I am Ba Song, eighteen years old, please give me more advice. If I have offended you, come and beat me up?”

This sentence was Yu Rouzi’s voice, and it was recorded by the Meritorious Snake Beauty at some point.

Song Shuhang: “…”

He felt that the Snake Beauty’s line library was too rich? Not only his, but also Yu Rouzi’s voice was recorded? And were some lines a bit too hateful?

"You are dead, evil human. Today, no one can save you! Anyone who has been stained with the blood of our sea urchin warriors will be the common enemy of the sea urchin warriors all over the world. You can't escape, even if you are at the end of the world. Not only you, but also your family will be punished by the sea urchin warriors! You can't hide, you have no way to survive! However, if you cut off your head obediently, I can spare your family's life!"

There are also lines from the sea urchin warriors.

Finally, the virtuous snake beauty switched back to Song Shuhang's voice: "Xiaobai, when your hair grows long and you are ready to marry, will you marry me...?"

Song Shuhang had already jumped up quickly and stretched out his hand to cover the mouth of the virtuous snake beauty.

Fuck, how did this line come out.

But it's too late...the lines have almost been read.

In front, Doudou, who was driving the fairy boat, turned his head: "Fuck!"

He didn't hear it wrong, this was Song Shuhang's voice.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Looking up at the sky, I am the one who wants to shout "Fuck"

"Looking at all the fellow Taoists in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group', I admire you, Shuhang!" Doudou said admiringly.

"No, things are not what you think." Song Shuhang said: "This sentence is actually Senior Bai..."

When he was halfway through, he felt something was wrong.

Regarding the hidden plot of the white horse and the quiet young man confessing in Senior Bai's 'real illusion', the members of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' seemed to be unaware of it.

If he told this, would he be directly sent flying into the sun by a sword?

"In short, this sentence was not my original. I just repeated it at the time, and I almost died." Song Shuhang sighed deeply.

"I see." Doudou nodded: "That's right, with your personality, Shuhang, you will definitely not say such a line."

- Doudou's hypocritical reply.

"Exactly." Song Shuhang said, "This kind of shameful lines are not in line with my style."

Merciful Snake Beauty: "Mmmmm~~"

Song Shuhang dared not let her play random lines anymore. If she played some weird lines again, his heart would not be able to bear it.

So Song Shuhang forcibly summoned the Meritorious Snake Beauty back and locked her up, not allowing her to materialize, and only letting her attach to him in the mode of pure merit light.

Fairy Jingye Si on the side looked at the scene in front of her with a smile, and did not interrupt.

…

…

The fairy boat returned to the earth under the driving of Doudou.

When Doudou landed, he dived directly and did not see the landing place clearly.

When landing, it seemed to be an ocean area below.

"Jingyu... not right." Song Shuhang thought about Li Bai in his mind, and then thought of "Quiet Night Thoughts".

"Quiet Night Thoughts Fairy, where are you going? Do you need to be sent to your destination?" Song Shuhang asked.

Fairy Jingyesi waved her hand and said, "No need, my destination is down there. I originally wanted to go to the Pacific Ocean. Then we'll say goodbye here."

"See you next time!" She giggled and summoned her own golden book again.

Then she opened the car window and jumped out of it lightly.

The golden book became huge and held her body.

She sat on the golden book and waved to Song Shuhang: "Goodbye."

"Goodbye." Song Shuhang nodded.

"Doudou, is the energy of the immortal boat still sufficient? Let's go back to China." Song Shuhang asked again.

Doudou: "Don't worry, there is no problem with the energy if we don't turn on the crazy escape mode."

The immortal boat turned around and headed towards China.

Fairy Jingyesi sat on the golden book, watching the immortal boat go away, and smiled: "Next time we meet, we can meet like the first time."

"Why are you doing this?" Another voice came from her body, the voice of Fairy Chenglin.

"In fact, this kind of plot [no matter what the girl did, the man could never remember her. He had no idea how much effort the girl had made for him in secret] is like a chapter in tragic literature, which really makes people... unable to stop reading." Ye Si took out a book of tragic literature, his eyes lit up: "Not good, I seem to be enjoying it."

Fairy Cheng Lin: "..."

What kind of weird way of thinking is this? Literary girl department?