Chapter 1133: Playing by the Rules

Just as Song Shuhang was thinking, several figures riding war horses approached from afar on the other side of the desert space.

The leader was none other than Taoist Chi Xiaozi!

Not only that, the five figures beside Taoist Chi Xiaozi appeared one after another... all of them were Chi Xiaozi. These five figures were slightly younger Chi Xiaozi.

At the back was a team of a thousand people. Similarly, it was still composed of Taoist Chi Xiaozi, but they were younger, about sixteen years old, holding various long weapons in their hands

"The opponent is Taoist Chi Xiaozi's army?" Song Shuhang's mouth twitched.

What's the point of this? Taoist Chi Xiaozi was suspected to be a powerful person who existed in ancient times, and the language of ancient times was his mother tongue.

On the other side, the strongest person was himself who could speak ten sentences of 'ancient times'.

Too bullying.

Of course, these 'Taoist Chi Xiaozi' in front of him were definitely not the real body, but should be the spiritual spells left by the Taoist when he set up the barrier gate.

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After Chi Xiaozi’s army appeared, a large army also ‘refreshed’ behind Song Shuhang and others.

Three hundred Song Shuhangs, three hundred Su Shi’s Sixteen, one hundred Shi, one hundred Xiao Cai, one hundred human-shaped Cong Niang, fifty puppets and fifty Meritorious Snake Beauty.

A total of a thousand people.

But all our own troops were unarmed, without even a stick.

But this momentum immediately weakened the opponent by more than ten points!

What are these soldiers?

Wait... are these soldiers just [health bars]?

Song Shuhang sighed and said, “The momentum gap is so big.” He lost a point before the battle.

“Let’s make it clear in advance, Senior Brother Song, I only know three ancient words.” Shi said seriously.

“I only know two.” Su Shi’s Sixteen added.

“How about we surrender?” Xiao Cai said.

“Can I switch to the other camp?” Cong Niang looked up and asked.

Song Shuhang: "It's impossible to change jobs now, get ready. The game is about to start." - If he could change jobs, he would also want to.

"￥x-on:#" On the opposite side, the leading Taoist Chi Xiaozi rolled his tongue and shouted loudly. As he spoke, the thousand small Taoist Chi Xiaozi behind him raised their weapons in their hands and took a step forward, making an attacking gesture.

"What does this sentence mean?" Song Shuhang said.

Shi Loli raised her hand happily: "I know this sentence, it means greeting, which is equivalent to, hi~ hello. We just need to respond to him exactly. Among the three sentences I know, there is exactly this sentence."

"Then you come?" Song Shuhang said.

Shi: "No problem...￥x-on:#!"

After Shi finished responding, the miscellaneous coalition army behind everyone also took a step forward with extraordinary momentum, and screamed with bare hands.

Everyone looked at the soldiers who were modeled after themselves, shouting and screaming, and only felt a burst of weirdness in their hearts.

The first wave of dialogue was completed, and the two sides tied.

So, the soldiers behind both sides began to charge.

One thousand young "Chi Xiaozi Taoist Priest", holding long weapons, charged at Song Shuhang and others. The one thousand miscellaneous soldiers behind Song Shuhang and others, did not show weakness, and rushed forward with bare hands and screams.

To be honest, although Song Shuhang's team was a miscellaneous army, they were relatively beautiful. There were girls, lolita, onion lady with a good figure, snake beauty, puppet beauty, and a little bird demon on the head.

The soldiers of both sides charged, and they were about to fight each other.

"The other party won't answer?" Song Shuhang said.

Su Shi's Sixteen said: "Is it our turn to attack? It's a round-based system. The other party attacked first and we counterattacked. Next, maybe we should start the attack?"

"Then let's try it? After the general polite greetings are over, what questions should we ask?" Song Shuhang said.

"After hello, the polite words should be [Nice to meet you] or [Have you eaten], right?" Onion Lady replied.

Su Shi's A-16: "I know this. I know a sentence [Nice to meet you].

I'll do it this time."

"Okay, it's up to you!" Song Shuhang said - I always feel like a group of poor students vs. elite students.

Su Shi's A-16 said: "々★◎□℃＠§"

This sentence means 'Nice to meet you'.

As soon as she finished speaking, the leader of the other party, Taoist Chi Xiaozi, immediately replied, and it was a long sentence in ancient language. The tongue was so curled that Song Shuhang was worried that his tongue would cramp.

"What does this sentence mean?" Song Shuhang was confused - although he claimed to be a man who mastered ten sentences of ancient language, his ten sentences were 'Thousand Character Classic', which was not used in daily life.

"The first half of the sentence is an answer, which means 'I'm also very happy to meet you'. The second half is incomprehensible. I guess he launched a counterattack? After the defense was completed, he directly started the offensive round." Su Shi's A-16 shrugged his shoulders and said.

"Do you understand the poem?" Song Shuhang asked again.

Shi also shook her head: "I don't understand it either, but the authentic ancient language is so scary, the pronunciation is so amazing, it's really standard."

Is this the time to sigh at the other party's standard pronunciation? Song Shuhang sighed and looked at the other teammates.

Cong Niang and Xiao Cai are just for numbers, and the Meritorious Snake Beauty is fine.

So, the only one who can reverse the situation now is the puppet!

Because Song Shuhang was slow to respond... During the battle, a thousand Chi Xiaozi Taoist priests wielded long weapons and launched a fierce attack. The thousand miscellaneous troops, modeled after Song Shuhang, Su Shi's A Sixteen, Shi and others, were immediately beaten to pieces, crying for their parents, and began to collapse.

Song Shuhang finally set his sights on the puppet doll - it's up to you, the top puppet!

The puppet doll's eyes sparkled, and she nodded vigorously.

Then, under Song Shuhang's gaze, she slowly but firmly squatted down, her hands raised, and hugged her head. Finally, her figure began to tremble rhythmically.

The ultimate move of the top puppet - squatting with your head in your arms.

Song Shuhang felt particularly bitter and painful.

I was so stupid to trust this puppet squatting with its head in its arms.

There was no other way, at this time I could only rely on my own people.

"The only solution now is to guess. Generally speaking, after 'Nice to meet you', what will the other party usually say?" Song Shuhang asked.

As soon as he finished speaking...

Beside him, the Meritorious Snake Beauty screamed: "Ahhhhhhhh~~"

Then she fell to the ground and pretended to be dead.

Song Shuhang: "..."

What's worse is that the Meritorious Snake Beauty's screams seemed to be considered as 'answers' by the game.

And this answer was obviously a wrong pronunciation and incorrect.

The next moment, Song Shuhang's ragtag army was killed and retreated.

The 'Song Shuhang Army' that rushed to the front was pinned to the ground and beaten wildly - watching more than 300 guys who looked exactly like him being pinned to the ground and beaten by the other party, and being stabbed by long weapons, Song Shuhang felt cold in his heart.

The Su Clan's A** Army, the Poetry Army, and the Cong Niang Army behind him were also knocked down in large numbers.

Xiao Cai in the air was shot down.

The Snake Beauty's strength pitted her teammates.

"How about retreating first?" said Lady Onion. She saw a large number of 'Ladies Onion' being beaten to the ground, which made her roots hurt.

"If we retreat now, we will be hunted down by the other side, and the casualties will be even more severe. It would be good to have a dictionary at this time." Song Shuhang touched the 'Super Scholar System' on the upper side of his waist. This time the Scholar System was not activated.

"Then is it our turn to attack this time?" Song Shuhang asked.

"I don't know, but let's try." Shi said: "What should we talk about this time?"

"I'll do it this time, and do something difficult." Song Shuhang gritted his teeth, and then he loudly read the first sentence of the Thousand Character Classic in ancient Chinese: "【Ancient Chinese】The sky and the earth are dark yellow, the universe is vast and wild."

Come on, come and take over the content after the Thousand Character Classic~~ In this way, I can know ten sentences of the Thousand Character Classic, which can last at least five rounds.

As Song Shuhang expected, the other party began to connect the Thousand Character Classic.

The Taoist priest Chi Xiaozi, who was in the lead, opened his mouth and began to recite quickly: "The sun and the moon wax and wane, the stars are spread out. Cold comes and summer goes, autumn harvests and winter stores. The leap year is made up, and the rhythm adjusts the sun..."

Pa pa pa pa pa ~~ His mouth never stopped.

Without blushing or panting, he recited the entire "Thousand Character Classic" in one breath, not giving Song Shuhang any chance for the next round!

Song Shuhang knelt immediately, thinking that with his ten sentences of the Thousand Character Classic, he could at least last five rounds. Unexpectedly, the opponent did not play by the routine, and directly copied the bottom and recited the entire Thousand Character Classic.

Too cruel.

In this way, Song Shuhang's ragtag army was hung up and beaten by a thousand "Chi Xiaozi troops", crushed back and forth, and suffered heavy casualties.

In less than ten breaths.

Song Shuhang's ragtag army was crushed, and no one survived. Whether it was the little bird, the girl, the loli, the onion monster, the puppet, or the snake girl, they were all ruthlessly strangled.

"I'm so tired watching a hundred of me being killed." Shi sighed. She felt that she would have nightmares for the next few days.

Song Shuhang comforted her, "You're fine. I had three hundred of them, all of them were killed. And they were the first batch to be stabbed, and they died in various ways."

"Lost, right?" Su Shi's A-16 said.

Song Shuhang nodded, "I'm sure I'll lose. There won't be any punishment, right?"

As they were talking, the leader of the opposite side, the 'Chi Xiaozi Taoist Priest', nodded slightly at Song Shuhang and others, and smiled at Cong Niang.

The next moment, the entire Chi Xiaozi army dissipated and disappeared.

The game was over.

Song Shuhang and others were in a trance again.

Then, they returned to their bodies. When they opened their eyes, they were still in front of the 'gate of the barrier'.

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"No punishment." Su Shi's A-16 checked his body once and found nothing unusual.

"It's just a small game after all, and Taoist Chi Xiaozi is the master who planted me. He is a very gentle and kind person, and his hands are especially warm." Cong Niang said.

Xiao Cai said with tears streaming down her face: "It was this gentle and kind master you mentioned who beat and crushed our 1,000 miscellaneous troops, tortured them to death, and cruelly killed us all."

Cong Niang: "..."

At this time, Song Shuhang rubbed his eyebrows and said: "This game not only has no punishment, but also has rewards. I feel that my mental power has increased a bit. Perhaps, the longer I persist in the game, the greater the reward will be?"

Shi said happily: "My mental power has really increased a little, why don't we go in and play this word game again?"

The cultivation of mental power is a very boring process. It is really great to be able to enhance mental power so conveniently.

Xiao Cai and Cong Niang also had bright eyes.

"Then... let's hold out longer this time." Su Shi's Ah Sixteen said, and a silver light appeared in the depths of her eyes.

"Before we go in again, should we supplement our knowledge?" Song Shuhang said. He had the 'Super Academic System' on him, so he could sharpen his sword before the battle and cram a few ancient languages.

Moreover, he had already thought of a countermeasure in his mind.

The barrier here should have been built when Lady Onion was planted - about five to six hundred years ago. At that time, the "Thousand Characters" had been created, so in the game, the 'Taoist Master Chi Xiaozi' could recite the entire "Thousand Characters" in one breath.

Therefore, if you want to make the 'Taoist Master Chi Xiaozi' in the game speechless, it is actually very simple - pick some modern poems, or translate some online jokes into the language of ancient times, and then ask questions.

For example, [Facing the sea, spring is warm and flowers are blooming]; or [Homesickness is a small stamp] and other modern poems, the Taoist Master Chi Xiaozi in the game will definitely not be able to follow up.

Or, ask [Set a small goal first] What is the sentence after it? For example, [How can the friendship boat be overturned] and so on.

It can even be knowledge questions such as calculus, the principles of digital television, computer programming, etc., which should also be knowledge in the past few hundred years...

In short, it is to use the new knowledge in the past three hundred years to make things difficult for the Taoist priest "Chi Xiaozi" in the game.

"But, Brother Song. Even if we temporarily learn the language of the ancient times, we can't learn a few sentences. The pronunciation is too difficult." Shi Loli said.

Moreover, the language of the ancient times is different from the modern language. It is not just a language. For example, the same spell, if chanted in the ancient language, is several times more powerful than chanting in the modern language.

Therefore, even if a cultivator has a strong memory, it is difficult to learn the language of the ancient times.

"What Shi said makes sense... We don't have to rush to learn on the battlefield. This time, let me try to activate a secret treasure first, how about it?" Su Shi's A Shiliu said.

"What secret treasure?" Song Shuhang asked curiously.

"A secret treasure that allows me to use the language of ancient times in a short period of time, but it takes a long time to prepare before using it, so I didn't have time to use it just now." Su Shi's A-16 blinked, and the silver in the depths of his eyes was looming.

"Is there such a convenient secret treasure? Then let's try it again. Sixteen, then you can try to use knowledge such as "modern poetry, online jokes, or even calculus, computer programming" to challenge the "Taoist Master Chi Xiaozi" in the game.

"Okay." Su Shi's A-16 said.

After that, she stretched out her hand to press the door of the barrier, and uttered the accent of "yes" in the language of ancient times.

Just when A-16 pressed her hand on the door of the barrier, the door of the barrier suddenly disappeared...