Chapter 1167 Senior Bai, How Long Is Your Hair?
This kind of clone of Lord Bai is really the clone method that Song Shuhang dreamed of. Not only can it write manuscripts for its master, but it can also chat with people in the water, and it can also ward off disasters for its master... Only what you can't imagine, there is almost nothing that this clone cannot do.
If I could learn this kind of clone technique from Senior Bai, I would feel so beautiful just thinking about it.
Therefore, Song Shuhang couldn't help but write a small note asking: [Senior Bai, will this clone technique of yours be spread to other people? 】
【Do you want to learn? ] Venerable White replied.
Song Shuhang nodded desperately and was about to reply, 'Think about it! ’——Who wouldn’t want such a clone technique? However, at this time, Venerable White replied: [Unfortunately, this is my innate ability... I cannot teach you. 】
Song Shuhang raised his head and looked at the sky.
In the world of cultivation, things like innate abilities are the most buggy and unreasonable.
[However, if I have time in the future, I will try to research a similar clone technique. The function will be simplified, and it should be fine. Do you want? ] Venerable Bai said again.
【I want it! ] Song Shuhang quickly replied.
Venerable White: [Well, I will try to study it for fun when I have time. By the way, is there anything to eat? 】
Song Shuhang looked at his core world and space magic weapon, and found that there was nothing edible.
[Senior Bai, wait a minute, I have a ceremony here. After the formation is over, I will go find you some delicious food. 】Song Shuhangdao - Speaking of food, he immediately thought of the 'Melon-Eating Saint'. But he immediately threw this idea out of his mind. He was not the Northern Emperor, so he had no intention of dividing the melon-eating Saint into several pots and stewing it.
[Okay, then wait until I appear before others and then come out to eat. It is already the final stage to transcend the tribulation of the body. I will finish writing the manuscript of ‘Xuansheng**’ first. By the way... is there anything you want to hear? When the time comes, I will give priority to the fellow Taoists in the group and talk about what everyone wants to hear. ] Venerable Bai replied.
[There is something I want to know, but I don’t need Xuansheng**. I want to try to learn Senior Bai’s ‘disposable flying sword’, as long as it can be launched to the point where the flying sword can be launched. ] Song Shuhang replied.
Venerable White: [The one-time flying sword includes formation, runes, and weapon enhancement. I will give you special tutorials when I have time. Ask other fellow Taoists in the group, what do they want to hear? 】
【I'll ask. ] Song Shuhang replied.
Then, he reopened the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'.
When I opened it, I found that the group was very lively at this time.
He scrolled through the news and found that the topic was started by the appearance of True Lord Huangshan.
True Lord Huangshan finally changed the group name card, it no longer read 'Huangshan is so tired and wants to retire'.
"x-on:All members, this month, the autumnal equinox, is a good day. I decided to marry Doudou on that day. If everyone is free, we will gather in Huangshan on that day. It will be lively and lively, and we will marry Doudou beautifully. Drop it." Huangshan Zhenjun said.
Loose Cultivator of Beihe: "Autumnal Equinox... I'll check the date. OK, no problem, I will definitely make time."
Fairy Lychee: "x-on:True Lord Huangshan, senior, isn't it forbidden to marry on that day?"
True Lord Huangshan said calmly: "Because Doudou's wedding is quite special. She is married as a bride, so some things have to be reversed. Don't worry, I have calculated it with an expert. That day is definitely suitable for Doudou to marry. ”
Fairy Lychee: "Received, if you say so, Senior Huangshan, I'll be relieved. I will definitely participate."
Four Waves of Crazy Knife: "Does Doudou himself know about this? I remember Song Shuhang mentioned last time that Doudou's groom is not a girl, but a dog master?"
'Hidden Sky Hook' Zhou Li: "Wow, hahaha, I cooperated with Taoist Brother Mie Feng to hide this matter very well. We tried our best to cut off Doudou's network and tried our best to mislead it so that it would marry us. The person is actually a 'dog girl'."
Mr. Phoenix Slayer: "Meow haha, now I'm looking forward to what Doudou's expression will be when his red hood is lifted and he sees a dog-lord groom."
Dongfang Jingxue: "Wait a minute, x-on:True Lord Huangshan, Senior Huangshan,
You can't really be so bad as to marry Doudou to Master Quan, right? Doudou is so cute, but the style of painting is wrong. And... Fairy Lychee, don't you object to this? "
Fairy Dongfang Jingxue likes cute Doudou very much - she especially likes Doudou's literary talent, and the song "Song of Huangshan Dasha" is her favorite music. Therefore, she was the only fellow Taoist in the group who stood up and spoke for Doudou.
Fairy Lychee: "I choose to believe in Senior Huangshan."
Song Shuhang: "..."
He now has an explosive new news in his hands. The eldest brother of Dou Dou's Dog Master "Fairy Fusheng" seems to have secretly made an appointment with True Lord Huangshan and deceived Fairy Fusheng. Song Shuhang suspected that the person who would marry Doudou would probably be replaced by the 'Fairy Fusheng', and the person Doudou would marry would become a girl.
However, there is a possibility that this matter will be reversed - because Fairy Fusheng has a fox demon disciple who loves her deeply. And this fox demon disciple might attend Doudou's wedding instead of Fairy Fusheng. If there is such a reversal, Doudou will marry a man again.
So, will Doudou’s wedding be a routine? Or a counter-trick? Or there might be a more confusing reversal, even Song Shuhang couldn't tell for sure.
Huangshan Zhenjun: "As for Doudou's groom, everyone will know when the wedding comes. Everyone should marry Doudou off in a lively manner. Another notice, Doudou's wedding will be on the day of this month. Please notify each other, and the date on the invitation will also be displayed. I will go to prepare for the specific matters of the wedding first, and I will be busy now."
After Zhenjun finished speaking, he went offline.
The topic in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group began to focus on Doudou's wedding.
Everyone began to discuss what gifts to give at that time, whether to go to the wedding together, how to give favors, etc.
Song Shuhang always felt that he had entered a fake cultivation group.
After sighing, Song Shuhang sent a message in the group.
Song*This time he is really awesome*Shuhang: "Dear seniors, Senior Bai just said that he is almost finished with the Heavenly Tribulation and is preparing for the Xuansheng**. Does anyone want to hear anything? He can prepare it just in time?"
Beihe Sanren: "Senior Bai is finally going to finish the Heavenly Tribulation. To be honest, I feel sorry for the Heavenly Tribulation. By the way, what a crappy name you have, little friend Shuhang. I didn't pay attention to it before."
"I don't know what Taoist name to use recently. Some people call me 'Ba Ba Song', which makes me feel much older out of thin air." Song Shuhang sighed.
"Change it back to Ba Dao Song Yi. We are most familiar with this Taoist name. If it really doesn't work, continue to use the seven Taoist names in rotation." Master Mie Feng said.
Song Shuhang: "Among the seven Dao names, one has been given away. The one with the Vajra Gentleman Knife was given to my disciple Xiao Cai. She is very suitable for this Dao name. Therefore, it cannot be rotated every seven days."
Mie Feng Gongzi: "You gave away the Vajra Gentleman Knife, but didn't you get an extra holy name of 'Ba Song'? It just happens that there are seven more, so continue to rotate."
Song Shuhang: "..." Fuck, I didn't even notice this.
Wait, the topic has changed again.
I'm asking what everyone wants to hear Senior Bai say!
Fairy Litchi: "Actually, I'd like to hear from Venerable Bai about the maintenance of long hair. Have you noticed that Senior Bai's hair is very well maintained? Sometimes his hair blows in the wind, so beautiful that I want to take crazy photos of that scene to save."
Dongfang Jingxue: "How long is Senior Bai's hair? Almost to the waist, right?"
Deputy Island Master Tian Tian: "Then, my friend Shuhang, please tell Senior Bai for us later and ask him to explain how to best maintain waist-length hair and how to make it dance in the wind like a painting during the wedding?"
Song Shuhang: "..."
[Xiaobai, when your hair reaches your waist, will you marry me? ]
If he really asked Venerable Bai this question foolishly, he might be killed to silence him.
"I refuse! This question is very suicidal. I'm not Senior Sanlang." Song Shuhang said.
Crazy Blade Silang: "Friend Shuhang, have I offended you? Don't drag me into this for no reason."
Beihe Sanren sighed: "In fact, Senior Bai doesn't need the 'Xuansheng **' at all. He just needs to stand there motionless, and all the practitioners in the heavens and the worlds will be very satisfied."
I am the Little White Crane at the Edge of the Sky: "The thing I am most worried about is still going to happen. From today on, how many rivals will be born among the practitioners in the heavens and the worlds? Just thinking about it makes me feel depressed."
Pharmacist used the voice function to say: "You guys are hopeless, friend Shuhang, don't ask too much, just let Senior Bai talk about what he likes to talk about. Otherwise, you will ask tomorrow and the topic will still be off the track."
The topic about Venerable Bai will never get back to the main topic.
Song Shuhang was so tired.
He wrote a note to Senior Bai: [Senior Bai, just say what you want to say, the seniors in the group have no objection. ]
He is trying his best to maintain the remaining image of the seniors in the group.
[Okay, then I will write the manuscript of ‘Xuansheng**’ as I like. What about you? Apart from the disposable flying sword, is there anything else you want to know? ] Senior Bai replied.
Song Shuhang thought about it, but couldn’t remember what he wanted to know: [I don’t mind either, Senior Bai, just do whatever you want. ]
After thinking about it, he suddenly remembered the question raised by Fairy Dongfang Jingxue in the group - how long is Senior Bai’s hair?
Song Shuhang’s heart began to itch. He tried hard to recall the length of Senior Bai’s hair, but he felt that there was always a deviation between his memory and the actual situation.
Do you want to ask?
As long as it doesn’t involve the stalk of ‘long hair to waist, will you marry me’, there shouldn’t be a problem, right?
Song Shuhang’s hand uncontrollably wrote on the note: [Senior Bai, Fairy Dongfang Jingxue suddenly asked a question in the group just now, how long is your hair now? ]
Well, I’ll pass on the blame in advance, so that if there is a problem, it won’t fall on him.
I’m so smart!