Chapter 1114: Sky-High Price of Bath Water

Mr. Phoenix Slayer: "Note Gusheng +1"

Lychee Fairy: "Note Gusheng +2"

I am the little white crane at the end of the world: "Young man, I have a magic book called "Tong Zi Gong" here, which requires a single person to practice. Are you interested in practicing? It will be given to you for free."

Pharmacist: "Note on solitary life +3"

Medicine Master: "Fellow Taoist Baihe, don't destroy the formation."

Ba Song: "..."

Monk Tunyun: "Donor Song, have you enlightened?"

Ba Song: "..."

Sun-breaking Halberd Guo Da: "[Cute dog head expression]"

This time, when Guo Da made a dog-headed expression, the chat rhythm of the entire "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group" suddenly fell silent like Mr. Destiny being strangled by the throat.

Everyone knows that what Guo Da will send next will definitely be the expression "angrily rubbing the dog's head upstairs". It's a good thing, no one likes to have the dog's head rubbed by Guo Da.

This guy wants to make fun of himself, but everyone is happy with him.

But this time... After a long time, Guo Dadu didn't reply.

Strange, Guo Da is offline?

Then do you want to continue Black Book Hang, little friend? But what if it’s dark and Guo Da comes out again with an [angrily rubbing the head of a dog upstairs] expression?

While everyone was thinking, [system message prompt: (＊＊＊＊＊＊) Sun-breaking Halberd Guo Da,

Has been banned for 5 minutes by the administrator, Venerable Seventh Cultivator. 】

Venerable Qixiu: "Okay, let's continue chatting."

In this way, there is no need to worry about Guo Da suddenly showing up and rubbing someone's head.

Beihe Sanren: "Senior Qixiu did a great job."

Fairy Lychee: "2333, I just had a private chat with Senior Qixiu and asked him to come over and silence him."

Venerable Seventh Cultivation: "[Thumbs-up emoticon] You continue, I have something else to do, so I will get out of the way first. Pay attention to the time, I will ban Guo Da for five minutes."

Four waves of crazy swords: "Come on, come on, let's continue the topic just now. Little friend Shuhang, we can understand one thing from what you just said. The fellow Taoist who died in the song of creation was a fairy, right? What did you just say? Used the word 'she'."

True Lord Beihe: "Why do we say that you were destined to be an orphan? A beautiful fairy is unconscious beside you. You don't want to take good care of her, but you actually want to throw her aside and let her wake up naturally?"

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "Little friend Shuhang, you don't understand women."

I am the little white crane at the end of the world: "To be honest, I always thought that men like you, Song Shuhang, would only appear in 'jokes'. I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it."

Ba Song: "Hey, have you misunderstood something? Although this is a fairy, and she can be regarded as a beauty. But she has her own master. Moreover, in terms of emotional intelligence, my emotional intelligence is still Above the level.”

Mr. Phoenix Slayer: "It's boring. It's been a long time since a famous woman has her own owner. Then why are you still making ambiguous remarks?"

Monk Tunyun: "I thought there was a chance to bring little friend Shuhang into Buddhism."

Song Shuhang: "..." So, is it my fault?

The four waves of mad swords asked: "Is this fairy married?"

Ba Song: "The wedding will be held soon, probably."

Kuangdao Silang said: "That means you are not married yet, right? In this case, you still have a chance! The man is unmarried and the woman is unmarried."

[System message prompt: (＊＊＊＊＊＊) Four Waves of Crazy Knife has been banned for 1 hour by the administrator, Venerable Seventh Cultivator. 】

Venerable Seventh Cultivator: "I changed my Taoist name, but it still can't stop you from seeking death? Fellow Taoist Silang. Be careful if someone else comes to kill you."

True Lord Beihe: "The fourth wave is one wave higher than the third wave. I feel that he will only seek death more...sigh."

I am the little white crane at the edge of the sky: "Let's be serious, Shuhang, it's not good for you to just leave the fairy to dry. At least you should carry her to the bed to rest."

Mr. Phoenix Slayer: "As for soothing the damage caused by King Creation's singing, I recommend a method - taking a medicinal bath or a hot bath. Last time I felt dizzy after listening to the singing, so I went home and took a bath. Afterwards, I feel refreshed.”

"The fairy that little friend Shuhang said is still unconscious. How can she take a hot bath? If little friend Shuhang carries her to take a hot bath, that will cause a big problem." Monk Tunyun said.

As we were chatting, the topic in the group suddenly changed again.

From the beginning of "The Song of the Healing King of Creation", we talked about the topic of "hot bath".

Tianfu Qi Zong Yang Xian: "[evil smile expression] Speaking of which, I remember that there are many people in the world of cultivation who can sell their bath water at sky-high prices."

Tyrant Song: "0_0"

Ba Song: "In real life, I have heard that there are some crazy guys who have such strong taste that they drink the bath water of beauties. Is there such a gentleman in the world of cultivation?"

But think about it, it's really possible. Most monks are also human beings, and they have hobbies as humans. It’s not surprising that there are perverts among monks.

Mr. Phoenix Slayer: "Hahahaha, Yang Xian, you are just making this topic out of spite."

Fairy Lychee: "Seriously, in the world of cultivation, the bath water of a beauty cannot be sold for much. The important thing is not to see whether a person is beautiful or not, but to look at other factors. I can be considered a beauty to some extent in the world of cultivation, but I No one wants the bath water of Zhenjun Jiaoba, but there are many people in our group who want to buy it.”

Song Shuhang: "..."

Lord Jiaoba’s bath water?

A picture appeared in Song Shuhang's mind - True Monarch Jiao Ba was swimming naked in the bathtub. After swimming around, he stood up gracefully. Then, a large group of monks rushed over to ask for a drink of bath water.

Damn it~~ This picture was so beautiful that he didn’t dare to think too much about it.

Jiao Ba, who wants to have a baby boy: "Fuck you, why are you involved with me? I haven't said a word from the beginning to the end, so you want to drag me out and lay a gun? Xiao Lizhi, you are not kind."

"Because in the group, I only remember that your bath water, Lord Jiaoba, was sold for an exorbitant price, and it was considered to be a sky-high price. [covering mouth and chuckling expression]" Fairy Lychee said.

"That was a dark life that I couldn't bear to look back on, okay?" Jiao Ba, who wanted to give birth to a boy, said: "And that's not bath water, it's Jiaolong soup. Back then, that old bastard threw me into the pot and mixed it with More than 300 kinds of medicinal materials were cooked. When I was young, I was almost beaten to death, and several layers of my skin were peeled off. Fortunately, I was lucky enough to escape. "

When Song Shuhang heard this, he probably understood what was going on.

He asked curiously: "Then...what happened to the old bastard?"

"Of course he was killed by me. After I escaped and became successful in my cultivation, I was the first to kill him. If I don't kill him and my inner demons are not eliminated, how can I practice?" Zhenjun Jiaoba hehe. smiled.

After that, the topic of Jiuzhou No. 1 group got back on track.

Fairy Lychee started chatting with everyone about the [Zhenwu Cup Valkyrie Battle], which is a competition that will be held on Zhenwu Island. Fairy Lychee is interested in the third place reward spirit beast 'Cocoon Cow', and this time she is determined to win it.

Song Shuhang knew nothing about the matter and couldn't say anything. After thinking about it, he exited the chat group page and turned off his phone.

In front of her, Fairy Fusheng was still in a coma, and it looked like she would be in a coma for a long time.

Song Shuhang thought for a while, then took out his sword Ba Shai and struck it deftly. A layer of escaping light appeared on the broken piece, lifting Fairy Fusheng up.

Afterwards, Shuhang controlled the flying sword and walked towards Fairy Fusheng's room.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw Shi Luoli coming out from a distance, rubbing her eyes: "Senior Brother Song, it's almost time, we have to go to class."

The next moment, she blinked and looked at the unconscious Fairy Fusheng behind Song Shuhang: "Senior Brother Song, what did you do to this Fairy Fusheng?"

"Don't talk nonsense." Song Shuhang said: "She fainted after listening to the song of Dharma King Creation."

"Oh." Shi Mengmei nodded, and then she suddenly asked: "Senior Brother Song, are you interested in adopting a adopted daughter? One who is very cute, one who can act cute?"

Song Shuhang: "Pfft~~~"

Although Shi is very cute, he is only a sophomore in college, okay? He has just turned eighteen, so why should he accept a adopted daughter? And, does he really look that old?

"Senior Brother Song, please don't misunderstand me. I'm not asking you to accept me as your adopted daughter." Shi Luoli waved her hands repeatedly.

Song Shuhang: "Then why do you suddenly ask this question?"

"Zhu insisted that I ask." Shi smiled bitterly and said, "I also feel that Zhu is being ridiculous, but she insisted that I ask for her."

"Zhu?" Song Shuhang immediately remembered that he was with Shi. The younger Loli must be Shi's junior sister, and she seemed to be a little younger than Guo Guo.

"Well, she wants to be Senior Brother Song's adopted daughter," Shi said.

Song Shuhang: "Why? Don't tell me that she feels friendly when she looks at me. I don't believe it."

"After accepting Senior Brother Shuhang as her adopted daughter, she can come down to Jiangnan University Town for some time in the name of visiting her adopted father." Shi Luoli said seriously.

Song Shuhang: "..."

"Although Zhu is a bit nonsense, I thought about it seriously, because this matter is also beneficial to you, Senior Brother Song, so I still convey her request to Senior Brother Song." Shi said seriously.

Song Shuhang: "Benefits?"

"Well, Zhu's parents disappeared while exploring an ancient Immortal Palace beyond the sky, and her grandfather has been raising her ever since. Her grandfather Yali Zhenjun is one of the top weapon refining masters in our sect. I read, Senior Brother Shuhang, you You have been promoted to the fourth level and it is almost time to create your own natal magic weapon. If Zhu recognizes you as his adoptive father, then Lord Yali will definitely help Senior Brother Song create his natal magic weapon." Shi said with a wink.

Song Shuhang: "Inducement?"

"Well, it's because Zhu wants to worship Senior Brother Song as his adoptive father. Thinking about Senior Brother Shuhang, you won't be able to agree. So, I think it's best to use inducement." Shi said seriously.

Song Shuhang laughed: "Are you so sure that Zhu's grandfather, 'Zhenjun Yali', will agree to Zhu recognizing me as his adoptive father? You know, my cultivation level is not high. And... I am only eighteen years old." "

"Eighteen years old is not young. In ancient times, he was already the father of several children at this age." When the poem said this, his eyes darkened slightly: "Moreover, if Zhu wants to recognize his adoptive father, as long as his character is good, even if he is ordinary, Even his grandpa wouldn’t refuse.”

Zhu's parents disappeared when she was very young. Because of this, Lord Yali would not have the heart to refuse.

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