Chapter 1,078: Get Out of Here!

Moreover, Senior Bai To's identity is one of the leaders of Jiuyou World. If he is willing to help, it will definitely be an experienced driver driving, sure!

But Senior Bai has to listen to jokes again... Song Shuhang looked back and thought about the many jokes he had seen not long ago. Looking back now, none of them seemed funny. ?

No way, as people's laughter becomes more and more popular, ordinary short jokes are no longer able to make people laugh. For some jokes, if you laugh once and think about it again, you will find that you can no longer laugh at it.

Sometimes it's painful to laugh too hard.

"Senior Bai, please wait a moment!" Song Shuhang responded in his mind: "I will definitely be able to find a joke that makes people laugh today."

Today is different from the past. Today, so many seniors from the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' are present. There is strength in numbers. With so many people, why can't they squeeze out a joke that makes Senior Bai laugh?

"Okay, I'll give you time to prepare." Senior Bai was indeed in a good mood today and did not give Song Shuhang any restrictions.

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At this time, in the underground laboratory.

The members of the 'Jiuzhou Group No. 1' looked depressed. At this time, Song Shuhang said: "Seniors, if any of you has a classic joke, please give me one."

Lord Lingdie: "..."

Venerable Seventh Cultivation: "..."

True Lord Huangshan: "..."

Su Clan's Sixteen asked curiously: "Shuhang, why do you suddenly want to make a joke?"

"I just received a message from an old Jiuyou driver... ah no, it's that 'beep beep beep~~'. Here again? Anyway, it's the news from that super powerful man. He said he has a way to help us. But, we need someone A joke that can make him laugh is the reward. Seniors, can you tell me a joke?" Song Shuhang said.

"Is it that senior? If it is that senior, maybe he can really help us." Zhenjun Henghuo realized clearly that when Song Shuhang helped Confucian regain control of the 'Golden Lotus World', there was that person who could not The senior who said the debut number secretly helped.

"What kind of joke do you want?" Fairy Lychee asked.

"As long as it's interesting enough, that's fine. Anyway, if you have any, tell me about it." Song Shuhang said.

Su Clan's Sixteen: "I'll look online."

Three Waves of Crazy Knife: "I do remember a lot of interesting jokes... However, those jokes are a bit biased."

"Senior Sanlang, I don't want this anymore." Song Shuhang waved his hands repeatedly. He really couldn't imagine himself telling Senior Bai a joke that was forbidden. If you offend Senior Bai, it won't be fun to reward him with a 'God-Destroying Cannon'.

True Lord Huangshan: "Well, I remember something I experienced a long time ago. At that time, I was only a fourth-grade monk. I have told it to fellow Taoists in the group before, but little friend Shuhang may Have not heard."

Then, True Monarch Huangshan began to speak.

[That was a long, long time ago. When I was young, like most of my Taoist friends, I went down the mountain and started to explore the world after reaching the fourth level. One day, there was a senior sixth-grade true king in Taishan who held a teaching ceremony. I rushed all the way to listen to the sermon.

At that time, many people went to listen to the senior's opening ceremony, and the entire Dharma Field was filled with monks from all walks of life. I, who had just come down from the mountain to break into the world of cultivation, felt very happy when I saw that scene.

I also squeezed into a corner of the execution ground, ready to wait for the sixth-grade True Monarch to start the show.

When I finally squeezed into a suitable position, I turned my head and looked to the side. I saw a slender young Taoist standing next to me leaning on a pillar. He was also at the fourth level and had an outstanding temperament.

Seeing this, I couldn't help but say hello to him and said, "I am a Taoist from Mount Huang. I have just entered the fourth level. May I ask for your Taoist number?"

The fellow Taoist suddenly paused and suddenly said: "Get out of here."

I felt particularly embarrassed at that time. As a fledgling, I deeply experienced the coldness of the monk world for the first time.

So, from beginning to end, I never said a word to him again.

After that, I practiced hard,

Reached the fifth level realm.

Then one day, when I was buying materials at a certain cultivation market, I unexpectedly met that young Taoist with outstanding temperament. At that time, he was at the peak of the fourth grade, still one step away from the fifth grade, and his cultivation level was not as good as it was then. of me.

For some reason, when I saw him again, I suddenly recalled the cold voice of "Go away" when Taishan was having sex.

There is a suffocation in my heart, and I won’t be happy if I don’t let it out.

So... I followed him secretly, and after leaving the 'Cultivation City Xiu', I found a deserted place and beat him up. 】

When talking about this, True Lord Huangshan paused, with an embarrassed look on his face.

Song Shuhang looked confused - there is nothing funny about this story?

[After beating him up, I asked him if he still remembered me.

He said: Remember, your name is Huangshan Taoist.

I didn't expect that he still remembered my Taoist number, so I was slightly stunned.

At this time, the corner of his mouth twitched and said: "My name is 'Go away, layman', and the Taoist name is "Go away."]

"Pfft~~" Song Shuhang couldn't help laughing: "What happened next?"

"I won't mention what happened next. Anyway, I paid a heavy price to apologize." True Lord Huangshan laughed dryly.

Fairy Lychee: "Fortunately, my Taoist name is just 'Litchi', and I won't be slapped by Senior Huangshan for no reason one day after I get to know him."

"Fortunately, my Taoist name is only Beihe, so I didn't give Senior Huangshan a chance to beat me up." Beihe Sanren added.

Kuangdao Sanlang: "Fortunately, my Taoist ID is only Sanlang, so I won't be beaten after announcing my Taoist ID for no reason."

"No, Senior Sanlang, you are different. Now that your Dao number is announced openly, there is a high chance that you will be beaten." Song Shuhang couldn't help complaining.

Three Waves of Crazy Knife: "..."

"Actually, everyone's Taoist names in our group were quite normal... before." True Lord Huangshan abruptly changed his words midway through his words.

Because recently, the painting style of Dao Dao in the group is also very abnormal - Song Shuhang with seven Dao Dao, and Yu Rouzi who may have 6+1 Dao Dao in the future.

"Is this a joke?" True Lord Huangshan asked.

"Wait a minute." Song Shuhang contacted Senior Bai in his mind: "Senior Bai, are you here? Have you heard True Lord Huangshan's joke?"

"I've heard it all." Senior Bai said.

"Is it interesting? Are you satisfied?" Song Shuhang asked.

"If the full score is 100 points, this story is barely worthy. However, since this is the first time you have received a score that is close to passing, I will add six points to you to make a total of 60 points. I will consider you to have passed." Senior Bai said.

Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief: "Then please ask Senior Bai to help us and send us to Jiuyou!"

"Why are you going there?" Senior Bai asked in confusion.

"Eh? Senior, didn't you say you have a way to help us solve the problem?" Song Shuhang asked.

"Yes, I have ways to help you, but I don't want to send you into the Nine Netherworld. It is now the territory of the metal ball, and I am still sealed and asleep in the 'Evil Lotus World'." Senior Bai replied.

"Then where are we going?" Song Shuhang asked curiously.

"The main world has the 'Heavenly Tribulation World' that allows cultivators from all over the world to overcome tribulations, and the Nine Nether World naturally has a corresponding place. And, by coincidence, there will soon be a seventh-level contaminated person who wants to enter the 'Demon World' The world of tribulation. Get ready. When the contaminated person enters the world of tribulation, I will open a back door and let you in. Then, stay away from the contaminated person and go experiment with the tribulation missile. 'The power. After the experiment is over, I will pull you out." Senior Bai said.

"Is this okay?" Song Shuhang's eyes widened.

"How can I say that I am also the leader of the Nine Netherworld, okay? I still have the ability to open a back door." Senior Bai asked.

"But, in that 'magic tribulation world', nothing will happen to us, right? We won't be involved in the 'magic tribulation' or anything like that, right?" Song Shuhang said with some worry.

Because the last trip to the ‘Heavenly Tribulation World’ almost tricked him to death.

If it hadn't been for the timely door-to-door service by the one [who can sell anything], he might have turned into dregs under the calamity.

"Don't worry, with me personally taking action, there will definitely be no problems. As long as you don't commit suicide and come into contact with the seventh-level contaminated person who has overcome the 'magic tribulation', there will be no problems." Senior Bai promised.

After receiving Senior Bai's guarantee, Song Shuhang felt a little more relieved.

"Wait a minute, after entering the 'Demon Tribulation World', can my core world be opened?" Song Shuhang asked again.

The calamity missiles are all placed in the core world. If the core world is directly blocked like entering the calamity world, then he has to take out the calamity missiles in advance.

"Don't worry, with me as the relay, it will be no problem." Senior Bai said.

"Then, about the 'Demon Tribulation World', can I reveal it to the seniors of Jiuzhou No. 1 Group?" Song Shuhang asked.

"Whatever you want." Senior Bai said without caring.

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In the underground laboratory, everyone looked at Song Shuhang with his eyes closed, knowing that he was talking to a powerful person.

I wonder if the great master is dissatisfied with the interesting stories about True Lord Huangshan?

At this time, Song Shuhang opened his eyes: "It's done."

"Then what should we do next?" asked the Seventh Cultivator.

"Everyone try to get together as much as possible. In a while, the old driver of Jiuyou will directly open the back door and send us to a place where we can experiment with the 'Heavenly Tribulation Missile'." Song Shuhang said: "But the place we are going to is not Jiuyou in a while, but It is a world similar to the 'Heavenly Tribulation World'. Therefore, everyone should pay attention to safety and do not risk contact with the seventh-level evil demon who is about to undergo the calamity, so as not to be involved in the calamity."

While Song Shuhang was speaking, True Lord Huangshan suddenly took out his cell phone and opened it to take a look.

"Just now, Xuannvmen Yunquezi suddenly said that she was going to survive the tribulation. But the tribulation she was going through was not a celestial tribulation, but a demonic tribulation in the Nine Nether World. She was completely polluted." Huangshan Zhenjun said.

What a coincidence?

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