Chapter 733 Useless Blind Date Experience
Chapter 733 733. Useless blind date experience
Not only was Song Tan silent this time, but the live broadcast room was also silent.
Hard to comment.
So much so that the barrage stopped for a while before being resumed:
[Just... what Brother Gou said makes sense, but I still feel like something is wrong. 】
[Brother Gou is very considerate, but I still feel like something is wrong. 】
[This big goose looks quite handsome and looks quite fierce, but I still feel something is wrong]
At this moment, Qiaoqiao was already running down the mountain quickly with Dabai in his arms.
Sun Shouping took a quick look and said, "Damn it!"
I haven’t seen him for a while. Why does Dabai seem to be getting stronger again? !
Or is my memory blurred?
As soon as Dabai's feet landed on the ground, a pair of beady eyes stared at Sun Shouping in front of him. He had probably eaten this man's flesh before, and it looked very familiar.
Then he tentatively stretched his neck forward, only to see Sun Shouping quickly take two big steps back!
Thinking something was wrong, he pushed the butt of the big white goose he had brought with him and took two steps forward in front of everyone.
"Ga goose goose——"
Of course, he was slapped twice by the unwilling big white goose, and his wrist was sucked again!
"Hiss!" Zhang Yanping gasped: It hurts just to look at it!
Sun Shouping also had a forbearing look, but after looking at Dabai who was curiously looking at his kind, he quickly became proud again: "Dabai, there is only one goose wandering around every day, isn't it lonely?"
"Don't worry!" He smiled like a standard villain: "Look, didn't I just carefully choose and find you a wife? Come on, you two, take a look and see if it works?"
The big white bean looked at him with pea-like eyes and shouted loudly: "Goose!" Then he looked at the big white goose again.
"Look!" Sun Shouping was excited: "Did you see it?! I said they would definitely like it. Look at how handsome the goose I picked is! I've been back and forth for several episodes from all over the country. I can't I just found this one!”
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw his big white eyes staring closely at the goose. After the other goose called softly twice, he suddenly lowered his neck, spread his wings back, and quickly stepped on the hot goose with his paws. On the concrete floor, when he stepped forward, he yelled harshly!
"goose--"
"Goose--"
Sun Shouping was dumbfounded.
The live broadcast room exploded.
I saw two big white geese with similar physiques entangled together, their slender necks intertwined. It was the big white geese who launched the attack first, and caught the end of the big goose's neck with one bite, and refused to let go!
The big goose screamed "Goose" in pain and flapped its wings in vain, but it couldn't get rid of Dabai. So he didn't stop doing anything, he simply stretched out his neck, followed it up to the back of Dabai's neck, and then squeezed it hard!
The two geese maintained this entangled posture, retreating and advancing, coming and going. They screamed in pain and flapped their feathers, but neither side let go first. Sun Shouping could only watch. I feel a pain in my body!
The memory that Dabai grabbed so hard started to attack him again!
[Hiss...hiss...it hurts just looking at it! 】
[When I was young, I was slapped on the inside of my arm by a big goose that was as tall as me... Ouch, I can't look at it.]
[Too, too bloody, too violent! 】
【that is! Why is it so cruel—why hasn’t Baymax won yet? Shouldn't it? 】
[It’s so scary, my painful childhood memories are back]
[They screamed so fiercely that it sounded extremely painful]
But the two geese didn't quarrel for long. Dabai's fighting power should not be underestimated. His words were harsh and deep. He obviously regarded the other as a threat to his family status and showed no mercy at all.
And the goose opposite... no matter how strong and powerful it is, it's still not as good as Dabai!
Not long after, the goose was the first to relax amidst the painful cries, and its wings became quiet.
Seeing this, Dabai proudly let go of the other party.
The big goose trotted along with its wings spread out, quickly hiding far away, and its voice became soft and short.
Dabai also spread his wings, as if he was the only goose in the world, and let out a proud and high-pitched cry of "goose, goose, goose", which made Song Tan look complicated.
The live broadcast room is also quite complicated:
【Ah this! Dog brother! What were you planning before, what kind of mental attack? What physical pain? 】
[Brother Dog, do you see the bud of love here? When does the heartbreaking love begin? 】
[Brother Dog, let’s just talk about the fight we just had. Did your goose get any advantage? 】
[Brother Dog, my suggestion here is to pick two more handsome geese. The quality is not enough and we can gather the quantity. 】
[Brother Dog, I suggest you catch thirty or fifty more of them and organize a goose draft for Dabai. 】
【Great ideas inside! Once Dabai is selected, our dog brother will also be a relative of the emperor]
【Dog brother! When you become Uncle Goose, don’t forget to steal two goose eggs for your brothers! My daughter-in-law is pregnant, and she's worried about it. 】
【Absolutely not! Uncle Goose is a relative...]
Zhang Yanping looked away with complicated eyes.
Contemporary netizens are really not picky! This time, he gave the wrong title. I am afraid that everyone has not learned anything from the blind date experience, and the useless fighting experience has increased.
However, Uncle Goose's suffering obviously does not end there.
Because Dabai's beady eyes quickly focused on him again, and he obviously recognized who started the war and who sent the goose into the house.
It lowered its head instantly, looking up provocatively, and Sun Shouping's hair stood up instantly! He was ready to jump into the car, but he saw that Dabai had been quickly caught under Song Tan's arm, and she even skillfully stroked down its long neck.
"Okay, Dabai, don't get me wrong, this big goose is here to join this family, not to break up this family."
"It's not because you, a goose, have a hard time managing a flock of ducks, so I specially found you a helper! You just proved your strength, how about this little brother? No. Little sister, do you still accept it?"
Dabai folded his wings quietly. Regardless of whether he understood what Song Tan said or not, he could understand what Song Tan meant.
Now he looked at the big goose that was walking around him from a distance. He raised his voice and shouted twice, and saw that the other party had quickly come over with flat feet.
Dabai was in the mood to look up and down at the other party.
He only saw that small head (from the perspective of the goose). It's really not worth mentioning, but the fighting action just now was fierce, and its back neck is still a little painful...
In this case--
"Goose!"
Dabai shouted, twisting his butt and clattering to the back mountain. The big goose stood there hesitating for a while, and Sun Shouping was ready to take it away--
After all, it was him who was hit by this wave of physical and mental double blows.
...
The heart-wrenching love didn't taste it, and the back of the big white goose's neck was already bald. Without waiting for anyone to speak again, it quickly spread its wings and flew forward.
The figures of the two geese gradually disappeared in the back mountain.
Song Tan raised his eyebrows and smiled at Sun Shouping, who was already in a daze, full of apology: "Brother Sun, look at this... How embarrassed! I came all the way here and brought such a big gift."
Good night. I know I owed one yesterday, but I was so sleepy that I really wasted the night now...