Chapter 508 The Lucky One Who "Lost" The Ball

The most powerful basketball player of all time, oh, it should be said that the first batch of Superman players belonged to the most powerful New York Knicks team ever. (1_1) They have no injuries, no substitutes, all serve in and all serve out, and the sweat shed is less than the tears of the painful and helpless opponents who lost.

Not to mention finishing a game with 4 quarters and 48 minutes. That is, ten or one hundred games in a row without feeling tired.

In the past few weeks, this group of superhuman players bought the most developed metropolitan team in the world from a backward region in the Far East of the Pacific Ocean.

Then they wore white jerseys and flew in the sky for half of the 48 minutes, quickly conquering Citigroup. Acquired a series of nicknames: "New York Flyers. New York Flyers. New York Sky Shithunters (hostile fans)..."

But most Citiners love Superman. In particular, the government gave the green light all the way and took great care of it—it is a precious window to show the beauty of our culture and the superiority of the system!

How can you create a superman? Their hearts still yearn for equality, freedom, benevolence, and the great America!

nba commissioner david stern had no choice. He can't resist this group of supermen, it's a great threat to his life, not an angry superman will kill him.

It's just because it means confronting He Ming, which means giving up life and throwing oneself into the embrace of death. He is close to 70 years old this year in 2012, and the "Stern Dynasty" is entering its late stage.

What's more, it's a matter of course. Sports-related businesses all over the world belong to the first batch of industries that have been most affected by Superman's impact and changed the most thoroughly, whether it is football hooligans or black market boxing matches controlled by big names in the world, major fighting arenas, etc. No mortal can resist Superman, shot? Not even the atomic bomb. From a hunter to a reptile, you have to beware that Superman, who is a little tight, takes a fancy to your plump net worth.

Because if black people eat black people, the government's crackdown will definitely not be very strong, and they will not strongly protest to the Huaxia government. This is just asking for trouble. In case the new big brother is in a bad mood, your country will be destroyed overnight. The chrysanthemum is broken, the ground is full of injuries...

"Oh, my God, it's perfect. I love my abs!" Playing basketball naturally means taking off your suit and revealing people all over the world, especially the ladies who don't have a cute little brother underneath. development. Or women comrades who have already passed puberty, or even survived the painful menopause (premenopause), even if they are completely menopausal—as long as they are women, they are looking forward to the infinite spring of Brother Abdominal. The Man of Steel of King Superman!

Although He Ming claims to never disappoint, but today at this moment he really did not let the monkeys down. After a moment of silence, the involuntary exclamation sounded like the thunder of an approaching rainstorm.

Or the tenth typhoon blows off the skirt of the chick - so screaming. Full of sweetness and longing.

First, amidst countless expectations. He took off that very high-end suit... In countless breathless breaths, he took off that very high-end light-colored striped shirt...

In the end, among countless eyeballs, a t-shirt tailor-made by the top fashion master in the dead world, very beautiful clothes, and it has a protection law, which is used to protect the characteristics of the dead sun and prevent perspective contours. Technology.

In this way, He Ming changed from an elegant and strong handsome guy to a strong and perfect handsome guy...Because he is very strong, the T-shirt is relatively tight, which easily reveals the incredible strong aesthetics, and the entire upper body does not have any high-rise muscles.

Muscular men in the world of the dead do not have this kind of muscle, because it is a backward, low-level, unattractive muscle group, which is usually the result of low-level life medicine, such as damaging life, producing ugly muscles through mutated eggs, hormones, etc. group.

Ultra life forms, even small beings, don't have such ugly, weak muscle groups.

And He Ming is almost half a powerful god and demon, and the perfection of his body cannot be described with words. Whether it is a carbon-based monkey or other low-level intelligent life, there is a strong desire to pursue perfection and have a perfect body.

In the past, monkeys worshiped strong, perfect, handsome men and beautiful, tall and beautiful women, which is also one of the manifestations of this desire: if you are not perfect, then try to make your offspring perfect.

At this moment, he is no longer the ab muscle brother he used to be, even if he practiced the toad kung fu every night, he still didn’t take off his coat, so now, He Ming is broadcasting the global live broadcast, revealing some days that are nothing but ordinary to ordinary people. For myself, perhaps the most beautiful and greatest change in my life has taken place.

So at this moment, the uncontrollable screams came like a storm, and the eager and excited eyes of the audience and the staff made He Ming quite puzzled and complacent. He only pretended to be a great man and showed his muscles and demeanor. He proudly said in his heart: "If you survive a catastrophe, you will have a future blessing. Linghai narrowly escaped death, and you have changed too much.{http:

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There is also a real big killer, the disc cross that has been researched by the top scientific institutions of the Shanmeng, and I, the sun devil, no, the death sun devil can feel its mighty power in my soul, and it is too easy to easily take away the monkey's mind , It's too easy, so kneel and lick! Even demigod beings have a strong sense of confidence that they can exercise compulsory control! Kneel and lick! "

"Oh, I can't describe your perfection. Can I touch it?" Oprah said in shock, and He Ming shrugged and nodded. The next moment, the black woman's hands with unusually delicate skin grabbed He Ming, which was very strong. The arm, which is not ugly, immediately looked at the camera in surprise: "God, it is like a huge steel, heavy, powerful, and hot. And the touch is like a rock that has experienced thousands of years in the stream. The texture is wonderful, not at all like that of human skin. Touch? It’s also different from Superman.”

Touching He Ming's arm, the surprised Oprah asked He Ming's relatives to come up for comparison.

The group of relatives quickly seized the opportunity to molested He Ming and put on an exaggerated expression. The interpreter smiled and translated: "They said. It's a wonderful feeling, I love it to death. Both men and women can eat it." The audience, especially the girls, They screamed and shouted: "We want to touch too. Touch, touch, touch!"

He Ming, who never disappoints, naturally satisfied their requirements. All the audience rushed forward, scrambling to caress brother's abs. Also took some photos.

And He Ming's body gave them a shocking feeling, it looked strong and perfect, but the touch was even more unbelievably beautiful.

I really like it so much - He Ming is also proud of this, after the change, let alone wives often caress. Agou and Amao often like to lie on top of him—how damn wicked!

Even the thick and soft hair is often regarded as home by that bastard bird, the bird that has gone to the world of the dead!

Many women couldn't help sneaking up on He Ming's little brother: because there is no doubt that the words are really beautiful and moving.

So the people all over the world, whose eyeballs are red from watching in front of the TV, understood. I was even more jealous when I saw He Ming, who was considered tall and strong among European and American races, smiled awkwardly, and shrank...God, we also want to touch the abs brother.

Enthusiastic people across the United States are even more salivating, and many comments wanting to fuck the abs brother are unprecedentedly popular: this is a part of American culture. Everyone likes to joke ****, for example, do you want Love Crazy 5? That's right, five hundred fucks, it's yours. Blow it a hundred times first and I can sell it to you? May I? Meet in the toilet of the KFC store?

"Okay, gentlemen and ladies, don't covet the beauty of Brother Abs, he is already married." Oprah stepped forward and clapped her hands to disperse the crowd. "Let's start the show. Who's going to win? A three-pointer or a slam dunk counts. Whoever gets ten points first wins."

"Oh, uncle, look at the strength of our flying New York Knicks."

He Ming shrugged, "Oh. Then we're called the Flying Dutchman (historical famous pirate ship). Come."

Then when the basketball was thrown into the air by the referee, it was as if a ray of light flashed by He Ming just after reaching the highest point. A precise shot to the Superman relative on his side-the two of them discussed it just now, passing the ball to each other. Whether it is Kobe or the little emperor. The 1.9-meter-tall male spectator is still a soy saucer, and it is absolutely impossible to fight against Superman.

So instead of counting on three soy sauce buddies, two against five. He is the main force.

The ball returned to He Ming's hands immediately, and he took off directly from the midfield, "Slam dunk!" In this way, a slam dunk with reasonable force came: the Superman basketball game put an end to malicious slam dunks, and violations were immediately sent off.

"Hey... Let's work hard and cooperate to defeat them." The captain of the opponent didn't care much, and he didn't stop He Ming's slam dunk, because it was impossible to stop. They need to cooperate to defeat He Ming's team. Because basketball isn't boxing, it's a five-person game.

"Pass the ball. Look at me, Hot Wheels." Soon, the pass was within a few meters through an exquisite short-distance pass to prevent He Ming's lightning copying the ball. Then one of the opposing players did a really good slam dunk: the basketball in mid-air went from the crotch to the head, from the head to the crotch, and then flipped over and dunked a ball. Great visual beauty.

He Ming was still far away and was closely guarded by three supermen. There is a ceiling above his head, not a sky where he can fly freely, and he really can't fly over it.

"Oh, sure enough, although I can't see the speed of Brother Abs clearly, I have to admit that he is indeed a rookie in basketball." Amidst the sound of "Brother Abs, come on", Oprah said "seriously" to the camera.

Because a second ago, He Ming, who just took a shot of the ball, found that the ball disappeared: it was not snatched away by someone, but it was taken away with a slip of his hand.

"Yeah, good shot." An opposing player immediately slid across the floor gracefully with a playful smile on his face, snatching the basketball like a fish, and a tall figure took the ball in mid-air as soon as he threw his hand, and then passed the ball from the midfield. Played a Hot Wheels slam dunk and succeeded.

Kobe smiled wryly and shrugged his shoulders, this is miserable, he is dead, God, in what country did the abs brother grow up? Can't shoot a ball.

"Pass, pass, I dunk." He Ming shouted with a stiff smile on his face. Feeling helpless: His mother, the former King Solomon is really a bastard, he loves to play billiards, loves to play football but has a basketball panic attack!

After receiving the ball, He Ming took off directly and easily scored a goal. The speed is so fast that no one can see clearly, but they can feel that the posture is too ridiculous, as if flying directly to put in a basketball.

Definitely, absolutely, David Stern in front of the TV must be very helpless, what an ugly basketball.

In a few minutes. The score was fixed at 5:10, the first score was 5 points, and all five goals were put in by He Ming. Of course, he thought he was a very passionate superman slam dunk. And the result of the game belongs to the basketball version of the truth of life that thrives on all odds.

"Oh, yeah, win, win, it's so lonely to be invincible. Many years ago when we were practicing on the concrete basketball court in the village, we must have never imagined that today we are not only the king of nba, but also our superman king, great Brother Abs. Well, this day should be commemorated, because such opportunities must be rare."

The five triumphant relatives imitated black rap and gesticulation, very happy.

He Ming pursed his lips, disregarding the image of a great man, and picked his nose in silent contempt.

The audience and people around the world burst into laughter. It's so funny, brother abs is so cute. However, a few people also shed a line of "hero tears".

The result of my hard work since I was a child has been shattered like this. Without Superman, even a little Superman can't play. People can compete with leopards for 100 meters. No injuries, unlimited physical strength, strong strength, what to fight for? Even billiards, the computing power of ultra life forms. The control ability is also able to kill the top snooker masters in seconds with a little learning.

Kobe and the little emperor, who had never touched the ball from beginning to end, were not as happy as the male audience, who at least became famous. Instead, they sighed and looked at each other with silent and lonely expressions.

The age of mortals is over. Although we roared through the wind and clouds... this scene was naturally captured by the camera. Not only do they currently have great influence, but they can also resonate with ordinary people. After all, Superman is only a minority. What's more, human beings sympathize with the weak, sympathize with their own people——

However. They will not be weak soon, and soon no one will sympathize with Kobe and the little emperor comrades, but want to kill him because of jealousy...

Because He Ming "turned into anger from embarrassment", this is not fun, so he smiled sinisterly, walked towards Kobe, the little emperor, and let the male audience come up. A fairly strong, ordinary-looking uncle.

"It's not fair, I want to play a fair game. Dear Kobe? James, dear little emperor, dear Jack, are you willing to become a little superman? Do a body replacement operation and compete again?"

"What?" Oprah was shocked when she heard the news, God, no? "Did I hear wrong?"

"You have a good hearing. How are you, gentlemen? Want to get stronger?"

"Yes!" The three men almost yelled, and Kobe hurriedly added: "Brother Abs, my name is Kobe Bryant, he is James..."

He Ming's group of relatives opened their mouths wide and looked at each other, is that okay? Oh my god, uncle is really... awesome!

He definitely knows, or knows that the total cost of body replacement in the United States has exceeded 10 billion US dollars?

And there is a price but no market...and this price belongs to the latest bid released by Comrade Buffett.

It's a pity that although he belongs to the Citi boss who first practiced Ha Toad Kungfu, he is still waiting for surgery in no time... It's sad.

"Wow, I bet it's the storage backpack, I swear, I swear by my dick!"

There is no doubt that He Ming naturally performed the operation on the spot. Then people from all over the world, the audience who rushed up on the spot saw him take out endless silver storage barrels from the big backpack. In the one with the glass one can see the organ inside it is huge, mighty, crystalline or shimmering with attractive atomic brilliance.

There are more liquids, dry powders, etc. in rows of small containers, which are the best human gene adjustment supplies.

The three of Kobe Bryant stood in front of He Ming trembling, and he changed their lives for them like this? Not even having to sit down, it's great, and incomparably, incomparably, incomparably wonderful! Because the target, the people of the world, the whole United States can't wait to kill the target to replace it, it is them!

Chen Ziqi acted as an assistant with a wry smile, scolding the group of donkey relatives in his heart: knowing that the chief can't play basketball, why don't you release the water? Well now, the chief has created a superman version of Kobe, little emperor and other basketball masters, what do you do? You just lost, but our country will now pay attention to Kobe, the little emperor, and this lucky guy.

There is no doubt that once a war breaks out, or something to save Private Sam, basketball players will definitely be active on the battlefield as soon as possible. Even if you play basketball, you can easily rescue the hostages from the clutches of Brother Laden (who is still alive).

"It felt like a reborn dream, I could feel the blood boiling like a volcano erupting; the feeling became brighter and clearer than ever before; the reaction was as fast as light; the power was indescribable, and I could use the tank as my daughter's toy car. God, I love it all. I love Abs. Love him so much."

"Forgot your James?"

An hour later, in the face of media interviews, Mr. Bryant said so. And the media said with a smirk.

All of this is because Kobe was the first to enjoy this change: not counting those senior Citi officials who made secret deals, he was the first to enjoy body replacement surgery under normal circumstances, the first surgical version of Citi's nationality Superman.

This is an enjoyment that Bill Gates does not have.

Bill Gazi is one of He Ming's idols. Not anymore, because in the past He Ming just worshiped the other party for being rich.

Now... Floating cloud, floating cloud, it is a disgrace to be extremely rich... Before I leave the earth, I will spend all my RMB and US dollars... Of course, this is to better enjoy eternity in the infinite wealth of the world of the dead.

That's not disgrace, that's joy. Because it won't die.

"Look at the change in appearance, I can make a handsome version of Kobe, that is, push your appearance to the most handsome level. For example, it is 100% now, and I can push it to 500%. It can also become various Kind of handsome guy, including skin color and so on.”

"I am a black mamba. Forever." Because of Citi's racial discrimination, Kobe firmly stated to the camera that he will always be a black man, making black people shed tears, because of jealousy and emotion... Then he added a sentence with a tense expression, "Of course I need to be handsome!"

"Okay." He Ming popped out countless shining silks with his hands and slapped Kobe.

Kobe began to panic uncontrollably: In any case, standing on his own and feeling a great change in a waking state is definitely an incredible experience.

For example, when the eyeball was replaced, Kobe exclaimed: "God, God, my eyesight is so terrible, I can see clearly a hundred meters away over there? The stripes on the wing of a fly? I love this Feeling!" Immediately there were people over there looking for flies. Then the camera ran over to photograph the fly lying on the chair...the dead body.

"There are flies in winter?" He Ming said with a smile.

The heart was replaced, and Kobe was already shouting incoherently: "Strength, physical strength, no, blood, no, I feel an unprecedented strong vitality in my heart. I feel it. Yes. It's a wonderful feeling. I can feel it." .”

"Maybe this is called inner vision. It's a way of saying qigong in our civilization." He Mingdao.

After saying these words, Huaxia Qigong immediately exploded...

During the entire replacement surgery process, the audience even froze and flocked closer. Many of them had already appeared under the camera. The staff could not maintain the scene. They were also deeply shocked and had nothing to say: The organs in the silver storage barrel disappeared, replaced by Kobe's organs, blood, I absolutely couldn't believe it, I thought it was just a magic trick, a great illusion!

And these... they will be returned to the parties afterwards.

Well, as a wonderful memorial.

When Kobe changed his appearance, people all over the world who were familiar with Kobe immediately covered their mouths, or could not help but open their mouths to the extreme, and their instincts dominated their bodies so that they could no longer close together—women, especially black women, trembled.

Look at the little emperor, Mr. LeBron James, Mr. Calm, you will know how exaggerated if you don't calm down.

"Grass, I...Kobe, how can you be so handsome?"

This sentence became popular in the world afterwards, and netizens automatically made it up: "My Kobe." Or "It's my love, Kobe..."

"My sweetheart..."

So there is passion!

He Ming understood. The enemy who knows you best is actually the one who cares about you the most...a bosom lover.

Once you have it, you don't want anything else.

ps: the first update. (To be continued..)